"The top 10 super-rich people on the Forbes list, he will have time to talk to you about oriental witchcraft and the like" Li Ling smiled lightly, "You know, when he has time to tell you these stories, he has already made tens of thousands of dollars." ”"Mr.
Qin, I didn't lie, it was indeed Robert who told me, I am in terrible trouble now, and it is not a wise decision for me to lie to you at this juncture."
Rick Collins looked at Li Ling and said hurriedly, these Chinese men are all surnamed Qin, and he takes it for granted that Li Ling, who just entered the house, is also surnamed Qin."
I'm sorry for the damn trouble you've encountered, my surname is Li."
Li Ling exclaimed.Rick immediately nodded and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, Mr.
Li."
I have already told you gentlemen Qin, these days, I wake up in the middle of the night and urinate on the bed, you know, just like a baby, it makes me miserable, desperate, I am about to go crazy" I think, maybe you Chinese can solve my trouble, so, I decided to come and try my luck, maybe you can help me, of course, I have to apologize to this beautiful girl, I say sorry for my filthy and disgraceful behavior, including I also apologize to these two Mr.
Qin" Rick spoke very white and subtle, If you chew on these words, you can hear that he has obviously learned that his nightmare is the work of the people in front of him, but this is not the case.Li Ling and the third senior brother looked at each other, and then looked at Qin Ying, and saw that Xiao Nizi's face was red, completely losing the demeanor of the female man in the past, and after a while, he thought for a while: "The problem you encountered is actually not a curse."
In our traditional Chinese culture, there is a saying of karma that no matter what bad things you have done, you think no one knows, or you think that no one can punish you, so you are still at peace and as if nothing happened."
But in fact, your life has been determined by heaven and earth, or all your actions have long been seen by God, and the victim cannot be avenged, and the law cannot punish you, but God has his eye on you, so you will be in trouble."
Rick, don't do bad things, don't think that no one knows, don't think that you can run amok, don't stretch out your hand, stretch out your hand and you will be caught, this is what I want to advise you."
I don't know how many bad things you've done, but I think that if you can reflect on yourself and find the victims, kneel in front of them and slap yourself ten times in front of them, perhaps, God will forgive you."
That's it, seeing that Brother Sakura doesn't mean to roar and go crazy, since this guy has been tossed and is about to find death and life, then let him reflect on it Li Ling said, and then looked at the pine cone and maple strip, and saw that the two of them didn't seem to have any intention of thinking anymore, and shrugged at Rick."
In this way, God will forgive me, Mr.
Li, is what you said true" Rick stared at Li Ling tightly, his eyes revealing a strong, hopeful expectation."
Why don't you give it a try," Li Ling said."
OK" Rick relaxed for a while, just took a step, and turned back and said: "Then, Robert, he only needs to kneel in front of the people he has hurt, and slap himself can he get God's forgiveness" "What are you talking about" Li Ling was stunned, "If I heard me right, you are saying that your brother-in-law is also in trouble similar to a curse" "Yes, Mr.
LiActually, Robert is in exactly the same trouble as me" Rick spread his hands and said helplessly, "No matter how rich he is, the richest person in the United States is the same as me, I wake up in the middle of the night and wet the bed and, for a year, "You know, I'm going crazy in just five or six days, but he's been putting up with it for a year, God How did he get over this year" Li Ling looked at the third senior brother again, and his heart was different, and asked: "Are you sure, this is not a disease As far as I know, there is about a 1 in 10,000 hit rate among adults in the United States, because of high mental stress, or certain diseases or complications, which will lead to enuresis incontinence in bed." ”"No," Rick shook his head, "Robert is the best doctor in the United States to check on him, and he can't find anything wrong, and no matter how expensive the medicine is, it's useless."
I told you clearly, he went to a witch, and the witch said that he was cursed, and that the only way to get back to normal was to find the person who cursed him and beg him."
Do you know, Robert has spent tens of millions of dollars this year, looking for people around the world who can use witchcraft and other supernatural powers to solve his troubles, but to no avail" As a last resort, he could only have people customize adult diapers that fit him.I think if he hadn't had so much business and business to manage, he would have collapsed, just like me. ”Li Ling and Qin Shaonan looked at each other, each nodded, Li Ling thought for a while, and then asked: "I'm very strange, he urinated in the middle of the night in his own house, why don't you move out" Move outside to live, he is so rich, and he is a real estate developer, and there are many houses, why do you want to live in your own home, maybe, if he moves out, he will no longer have enuresis. ”"No, the same old way."
Rick smiled bitterly, "Just like me, no matter where he sleeps, he will wet the bed when he wakes up in the middle of the night" "What" Li Ling's body trembled, and immediately looked at the third senior brother again, Qin Shaonan was also very surprised.Regarding the Luban carpentry aversion to the night pot, in the first volume of the Luban book, this kind of aversion is also divided into low and high levels.The low-level "Night Leaking Pot", that is, this kind of operator under the general Lubanshu carpenter, can only bury the disgusting town in the house of the owner, and the scope of the curse can only be limited to the house of the owner, that is, only when the owner sleeps at home, the bed will be wetted in the middle of the night, and if the owner moves out, this evil should be out of reach.In the old days, those landlords and old wealthy, if they didn't have an aunt in the house, they went home during the day, but went outside to sleep at night, and they were all under this kind of "leaky night pot" operator by the carpenter.But the high-level "Night Leakage Pot Technique" is like this operator given to Rick by Li Ling, no matter where he lives, rain or shine, consistently, waking up in the middle of the night to wet a bed.But the problem is that those Luban carpenters who practice the first volume of the Luban book are very different from the Luban technique of Li Ling's technique of performing the Dharma Vein Dantian.Because of the high-level Luban technique in the previous volume, the backlash against the caster himself is more intense, and the damage to his qi and blood is particularly serious, but if he casts a high-level Luban technique, he will live for two or three years, which is still a good result.But not any Luban warlock can learn, or learn these evil methods, because, a variety of Xuanmen methods practiced at the same time, it is very easy for people to go crazy, and the damage to the human body is more intense, especially the gains outweigh the losses of using high-level Luban techniques, but it is a few years of life, but once he practices some evil methods, he may immediately make him lose his heart and die.Therefore, from ancient times to the present, those who can practice Luban at the same time as practicing other Xuanmen techniques with body protection and buff effects can be said to be as few as the morning star, because there are too few people who can survive.For example, Yan Qianshan that Li Ling saw in Luo's house, although Li Ling had not seen this person's Luban cultivation yet, he was definitely a master, but Li Ling could see that he had only practiced Luban and had never practiced other techniques.This is the same reason that Luo Zhenyi practiced the Luojiang technique handed down by his family, but did not practice the Luban technique again.But now, according to what Rick said, if Robert Bradley was really calculated by someone with Lu Ban's disgust with the winning technique, then he was undoubtedly ordered to be a high-level "night leaking pot" and except for Li Ling, anyone who dares to perform this high-level Lu Ban technique is simply walking at night with his own head, playing with fire, and there is no second person in the world who has mastered the Ten Thousand Laws to Return to the Sect, and there is Lu Ban Faqi in the dantian, which is what Liao Shan told Li Ling.Then, this Lu Ban Warlock who gave Robert Bradley an operator, if he wasn't playing with his life, it would mean that he was the morning star among the few morning stars, and one of the few Li Ling and Qin Shaonan looked at each other, and each realized that perhaps, the real Lu Banshu master appeared.If it was really a master who gave Robert Bradley this trick, it is no wonder that no one can dig up and get tired of Robert.There must be brave men under the heavy money, Robert is so rich, he spends a lot of money all over the world to find people who know witchcraft and supernatural powers to "lift the curse" for him, how can he not find Chinese carpenters who are proficient in Luban art Li Ling and Qin Shaonan naturally know that those Luban carpenters who come for money must not dare to dig up, because digging out, he himself will be a master of Luban art who is proficient in several evil sect arts, how can the operator he buried be cheap to dig up the tired and tired of him, he must also bless his evil sect magic curses on the town, once you see the light and see people, the person who digs the disgust will die for nine lives, maybe he will bleed to death after walking three steps, or he will be hit by a car when he goes out.This Robert Bradley made so much money, but he also provoked a Luban master from Huaxia, or he was retaliated against and invited this master to make an account of him.Therefore, the poor have the joys and happiness of the poor, and the rich have the troubles and misfortunes of the rich.Those rich and bigwigs who look radiant and full of style on the surface, who can know, he may not dare to sleep all night long" I think, since your brother-in-law has also encountered this kind of trouble like you, he is so rich and lucky, this should not be punished by God, so it must be useless for him to go to the people he has hurt and kneel and slap. ”Li Ling shrugged at Rick."
Oh, maybe, he's been tortured for a year, he's spent so much money, he's found so many wizards, it's useless, maybe, even God can't help him."
Rick sighed, "So, the first thing I have to do now is kneel down and slap myself ten times to the person I hurt?"
”Li Ling winked at Qin Ying, Pine Cone and Maple Tiao.Rick Collins is not a stupid person, but a smart person will never say anything, but should know the current affairs as a handsome man, so he walked towards Qin Ying without hesitation, knelt down with a "bang", and then opened the bow left and right with both hands, and slapped himself with a crackle.Qin Ying stared at Rick with round eyes, and then looked at the little uncle with a strange smile on his face, and his heart was relieved, what the little uncle said to me at the time, I must let this guy who eats my tofu kneel in front of me to apologize to me, the little uncle really did it, do you know, the better you treat me, I will only miss you more to go through this set of processes in front of Qin Ying, and Rick immediately walked again in turn in front of Pinecone and Fengtiao, thirty slaps, and his own cheeks were red, and the shot was not heavy.Just as Rick knelt down and slapped his face, Li Ling walked behind a painted wardrobe, and took out the bottom of the puppet night pot he had carved earlier with a night pot in his thigh crotch from a drawer of the closet, and pierced a hole.In the general carpentry aversion technique, the disgust must be buried in the life owner's house, but Li Ling uses Mary Xiao as a "borrowing charm", and uses her disabled person's living numerology to guide the life of the person to be disgusted and the fortune of the life owner's house is also a type of "living weariness", so this town does not need to be buried in the life owner's house to play a bad role.Removed the magic qi aura on the puppet town, this puppet was darkened in color for a while, and the aura of the law bureau could maintain the vitality and physiology of some foreign objects, and this puppet was naturally new and smooth after it was carved out by Li Ling at that time.After the puppet is blessed with the aura of Fa Qi, this aura can isolate some oxidation, and the fresh finish of the town can be maintained for a long time, and at this time, when the aura is broken by Li Ling, it naturally begins to oxidize, and the speed is amazing, just like the corpse that has been embalmed for thousands of years, once the coffin is broken and sees the light, it will immediately decay."
Eh" Rick stood up after slapping his face, and suddenly felt his body relax for a while, he shook his head, looked around at everything, looked at it for a long time, and immediately shouted: "Wow, it's not gray, you don't look like it's ghosted" Oh, God really forgive me, I won't wet the bed again tonight, Mr.
Li, Mr.
Qin, thank you, I feel, my whole person is completely different now, and the curse on my body seems to have disappeared" Li Ling looked at the third senior brother and said to Rick: "Let's see if I can sleep well at night."
By the way, Rick, none of us Southeast Asians in the Leverwood Factory have passports" "Mr.
Li, don't worry, we will never come to trouble you again, I swear in the name of God" Rick pointed to the top of his head.This consciousness is okay, I believe that this guy really doesn't dare to offend his family anymore At the moment, Li Ling looked at the time and said: "Then, Rick, aren't you going to celebrate" "Yes, but Mr.
Li, my brother-in-law's trouble, I hope you can also help him" Rick said with a sincere face, "I can't make any promises for you, but Robert will definitely be able to give you unexpected gifts and returns, if you can help him solve this trouble." ”: