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Chapter 2 Yin Bell


This man I know, my playmate since childhood.The surname is Hou, and the name is changed to Hou Tianzheng.may also be because of this surname, Hou Tianzheng was relatively thin from birth to growth.Although he was the same age as me, he looked two or three years younger than me.Because of this, the cubs in the village like to call him a monkey, and he is not worthy of this name, although he is thin, but he likes to climb up and down, jumping high and low."

Damn, why the fuck are you here" I kicked him hard in the ass, and then glared at him: "If you let your father know, you have to smash your skin" The monkey's father is real, but he doesn't object to me making friends with the monkey.It's just that I am very disgusted that the monkey came to my inn, saying that it is a heavy yin here.It will ruin his family's fortune.Every time he came back from me, he would be whipped by his father with a leather whip, but he still enjoyed it.Later, when I asked him the reason, he also smiled and said: There is a good smell here, as if it is addictive, if you don't come for a few days, you will feel uncomfortable, "Hehe, Brother Zhang, I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of" The monkey pouted, glanced at me and said: "Don't worry, there is a market in the town today, and my father went to the market."

I don't think I'll be back until 12 p.m. ”I nodded: "I've convinced you, you go sit first, I'll wash up and tidy up."

Don't move, there are two happy gods today" "Don't worry, rest assured.I know the rules," the monkey said with a grin.This is not an exaggeration of the monkey, he often eats and drinks in my place, for a long time, he knows the habits and customs here, and even one day I went to the toilet, this kid was bold enough to help me take an order of guests I came to the kitchen and brought out a pot of glutinous rice water.The meal for chasing corpses is not so delicious.Ever since I was a child, my father forced me to wash my hands, feet, and even bathe in glutinous rice water.In order to avoid corpse qi and disperse yin poison.After washing his hands and face, he took out three incense sticks from the corner of the hall.Lit, in the incense burner in front of the room near the hall.Put your hands together, bow gently, and read silently: "Sister Beauty, today's incense has been respected, you put it away." ”After saying that, he stood up.During the day, I was very casual and didn't have much to do.So I followed the monkeys around the mountains for a day.The corpse chasers rest during the day and wake up when night falls to start a new day's journey.The corpse is docked at the door, and nothing will happen.Who has nothing to provoke such an unfortunate thing.In the afternoon, the monkeys and I began to drive from the mountains to the inn.The afterglow of the setting sun was faintly sprinkled, and the ground was sprinkled with yellow paper money.In fact, to put it bluntly, these paper money are not for the god of joy.It's for the little ghosts on the road, also called buying road money, if you find that the paper money you spilled has disappeared inexplicably, then be careful.Because there are imps on the way.Once you encounter a little ghost, even a seasoned corpse chaser will feel a headache and almost forget to say that the so-called happy god is the homonym of the dead.In the business of chasing corpses, what is taboo is unlucky.If you talk about dead people, you are guilty of a taboo.Therefore, when I usually go to pick up the corpse, in the jargon, it is called welcoming God back to my inn.But I found that the dead body parked behind the door was leaning there quietly, and there was nothing unusual.I didn't care, all I provided was a place, and it wasn't useful to look for me for anything else.The monkey followed me curiously, and when he saw the corpse, he was not very afraid, as if he was born with a lack of a string, this inn does not pick up the yang people, only the yin ghosts.That's why it's ghostly all year round.I'm used to it, and there are a lot of monkeys, so I've seen a lot.I went back to the kitchen and cooked a few dishes and served them on the table.But I saw the monkey squatting in front of the wall of the room where the coffin was hidden, and the whole person stayed there quietly, squinting his eyes, as if he was enjoying this feeling very much.The entire inn of the dead was enveloped by a strange scent.In that corner, it was where the fragrance was strongest, and it was also closest to the coffin."

Okay, don't squat in the corner, come over and eat," I said, looking at the monkey, a little speechless.The monkey looked at me with a grin: "I have long heard that Brother Zhang, your skills are good, but my father won't let me stay here, today I have to take this opportunity to try it" "You gluttonous monkey" I glared at him fiercely.At this time, a surprised voice came out: "Yo, this little brother, I don't know if you can sell me some for dinner" I raised my head and found that Yao Chen, who came first, burst out laughing: "Just entered the industry" "Ah" Yao Chen was stunned for a moment and stayed in place: "This, what does it mean" I took a bite of the dish again, and then said slowly: "The corpse chaser will not eat the food made by others, because he is afraid that there will be something unclean in it."

On this road, once something happens to the corpse chaser, it is not a joke.So, there is a simple stove in each room, and if you want to eat, you can cook it yourself, and I have the materials here.However, there is also money to be counted.When leaving, settle it together" Yao Chen's face turned red in an instant: "This, I feel that this meal is too fragrant."

So some can't help it.So, little brother, what do you have here, I'll buy it, I'll buy it" "Follow me" I casually stuffed something into my mouth.I kind of pad my stomach for a while.Then went with him to the kitchen.He took some rice from the kitchen and picked up some vegetables.It can be seen that he does not belong to the kind of people who are too poor, otherwise, a meal would not be so extravagant.Return to the antechamber.The monkey buried his head and slammed it into his mouth."

As for being so cowardly" I patted him on the head fiercely: "Okay, you can be regarded as having seen almost, hurry back, if your father had known, a meal of flesh and skin is indispensable" "Don't mind, I'll keep watch with you, and when it's ten o'clock, I'll go back, and the time will come."

I've never been in a corpse inn for so long.It must be very exciting for a corpse chaser to cross the way," the monkey said after hurriedly swallowing the food in his mouth.I was completely speechless.At this time, a gust of wind blew slightly.The wind chimes in the corner of the room trembled slightly, and made a crisp sound.My fist clenched for a moment, and then I relaxed: "You eat here" After speaking, I walked out of the front hall, stretched out my hand, and put it in front of the door to feel it carefully, but my brows were furrowed: "The wind rises in the southeast, the east is wood, and the south is fire."

Wood makes a fire, and the fire borrows the wind" After some deduction, I gasped: "The hexagram is right, but why do the wind chimes in the corner ring" In the corpse inn, a string of wind chimes will be hung.But in the corner of the eaves, whether it is east, west, north and south, the wind blowing cannot blow.The only thing that can blow this string of wind chimes is the yin wind.When the wind chimes ring, it means that something big is going to happen.There may even be a disaster, but the wind rises in the southeast, from the hexagram.But it's a smooth ride, which is a bit confusing to me.It's not unheard of in the Dead Body Inn for so long, but I've never encountered such an evil thing."

UhhhhhThe monkey patted his stomach contentedly, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhang, I'm full" I turned around and saw that the food on the table had been squandered like a whirlwind.couldn't help glaring at him fiercely: "You're not afraid of choking you to death" "Hehe, no way."

Who made Brother Zhang's cooking so delicious," the monkey said with a little unkind touch

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