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Chapter Seventy-Six: Temporary Cameo


I bought this thing a while ago.I secretly planned in my heart, and then said to An Yayu: "Don't worry about these things for now, go buy a ruler right away, and look at the size."

And then come back" "Okay, no problem" An Yayu nodded and left in a hurry.Yao Chen followed me: "Little Brother Zhang."

I don't think it's that simple.This ruler, how can there be a problem" I shook my head slightly: "It's hard to say.This ruler is in the toolbox.Even if someone changes it, I don't know.These two stunned people grew up in the village.Logically speaking, he wouldn't do this kind of thing, and I just looked at it, this person is honest and sincere, and he doesn't look like a person who can lie" "Hmm" Yao Chen nodded: "Then it may be stolen." ”"It's not impossible," I smiled wryly, "It's really not very possible to find out who did it," but one thing is certain.This man wanted to be buried with Guanhuapo.Come and stumble upon me.This has to be said to be a clever plan, and it is also a poisonous plan, once it succeeds, I don't want to live in peace within three years."

Gotta find this guy," I clenched my palm.took a long breath, frowning: "Otherwise, I won't be able to get this breath" Yao Chen also nodded thoughtfully: "Yes, this is too fucking aggrieved" After more than an hour, An Yayu came back.With a brand new ruler in his hand.I went to measure it, and sure enough, it was three fingers wider, and fortunately my eyes were sharper.Otherwise, this one is the wrong size.It can be a big problem.I asked the craftsman to rework again.After renovating it.That's what I was satisfied with.After that, I tried to ask about everything as much as I could, and it was about seven o'clock in the evening.It's the end of the work.Tomorrow is the day of the burial, and I don't want any more problems."

Let's go."

I glanced at Yao Chen, and then continued: "Have a good rest tonight, I'm afraid I'll be busy tomorrow" and returned to the inn.I ate something and went to sleep.This day also made me tired, I thought there was no problem, but fortunately I went to the cemetery on a whim, otherwise, there would really be a big problem "Bleeding, I hope there will be no problem tomorrow" In my sleep, I slept with such a hazy thought until the next morning.I didn't sleep very comfortably that night, because I always felt like something was going to happen with a stone in my heart.When you wake up.The head also hurts.I couldn't help but knock myself on the head."

Brother Zhang, what's wrong with you" Yao Chen asked after seeing me.I shook my head: "It's okay, I'll wash my face, and then I'm ready to go" "Are you okay" Yao Chen saw that I was in a bad state, and said worriedly: "If you're not feeling well, don't be strong" I laughed: "Don't worry."

I have a sense of proportion" washed my face and felt that my spirit was much better.The weather had turned cold, and the clothes I was wearing were already a little thin.The early morning wind blows.I couldn't help but sneeze."

Brother Zhang, you can't have a cold, right?"

Yao Chen was stunned for a moment.I sniffled, "Don't think about those useless ones.Let's go, get ready for the burial" The burial is from eight o'clock in the morning.The coffin was carried at eight o'clock, and it was necessary to arrive at the cemetery at eleven o'clock on time.The footsteps on this road must be mastered.At twelve o'clock, the last drop of soil is to be buried.Of course, time is not fixed.The ones selected are some of the more auspicious times.Got to the yard.An Yayu and Shangguan Mengji were already waiting there.I stepped forward: "The coffin has been sealed" "It was sealed last night."

Strictly follow your standards, no problem" An Yayu replied softly: "I watched the whole process, there will be no problems" "Have you collected all the clothes of your master before his death" I asked An Yayu nodded, and pointed to the mahogany box next to him: "It's done" "That's good." ”I nodded, relieved.At this time, a sturdy old man outside walked in and glanced at me: "Master Zhang, right, I'm the old ginger who carried the corpse this time."

It's almost hour, it's time for us to go" I looked at my watch, and it was seven fifty."

Cheng, you go outside and let me know, I'll go out" I nodded at Lao Jiang.Then he turned around and glanced at An Yayu and Shangguan Mengji, and then said, "We should go."

The two of you belong to relatives, men on the left and women on the right, standing on either side of the coffin.The same foot as the master who carried the corpse.Don't be wrong" "Don't worry, you can't be wrong" Shangguan Mengji nodded: "I will take care of it" around the field of blood."

Alright, let's go," I shouted, then pushed the door open.The team was already waiting outside.The four masters who carried the corpse stood at the four corners of the coffin, and two bamboo poles were erected."

Cheer," I shouted."

Hey" With a muffled shout from the master who carried the corpse, the coffin was lifted up smoothly by the four people.Then I took a step forward, and then the one-handed bell shook slightly: "Go on the road" Then, as I took a step, the master who carried the corpse followed my footsteps and slowly moved forward.Others followed.The team set off in a majestic manner.I was at the front of the line.The four masters who carried the corpse behind him followed unhurriedly, and every time the footsteps fell and lifted, there was a special rhythm, the first was to be able to let their shoulders rest for a short while.Secondly, it is also able to control the time reasonably.The master who carries the corpse is more important than me, and anyone can be the leader.But this master who carries the corpse is not something that everyone can do.I have a specialization in the art industry, let me be the master of carrying the corpse, but I am afraid that it will be a little difficult and in the hands of An Yayu, holding a paper figure.It's a maid.There was a big red red pen written on it, and Shangguan Mengji was holding a male paper figure in his arms.It is also clearly written that a slave writes this, which is to brand the paper figure.Otherwise, the paper man will go down to the underworld.At this time, Yao Chen hurriedly ran over and whispered to me, "Oh no, Brother Zhang."

The master carrying the corpse on the lower right is on his feet.I'm afraid I can't walk the next road. ”"What's going on" I was stunned for a moment: "It's not like this" "Isn't it" Yao Chen looked around: "It's also strange, it was pulled by that peach stake."

Caught off guard, he collapsed.This coffin can't stop here," I whispered.frowned, but there was no way at all: "Will you carry the coffin?"

"Don't make trouble, Brother Zhang."

I had a hard time driving out the corpse, let alone carrying the coffin.It's a technical and physical job.You see how I can do it" Yao Chen hurriedly waved his hand, as if he was afraid that I would catch the ducks on the shelves, yes, I was also in a hurry.I couldn't be clearer about what kind of material this Yao Chen is, so it's okay to let him do a little favor.But to be the master of this coffin, it won't be, "What should you do now, hurry up and think of a way." ”Yao Chen hurriedly said: "The pace behind has slowed down, if it goes on like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up with the cemetery."

If you miss the hour, it will be troublesome" I glared at Yao Chen fiercely: "Can you not rush, I didn't see what I was thinking" However, at this time, it was too late to find a new master who carried the corpse.An idea popped into my head.I come to my own body well, I also have kung fu, plus my reflexes are relatively strong.Go to the temporary cameo to make a craftsman who carries the corpse, the problem should not be big, "Tricky, shouldn't I go up" My heart is also very depressed, "Damn, fight" I clenched my palms, took a deep breath and looked at Yao Chen: "You come to the front to be the leading sheep, remember, shake the bell once in nine steps."

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