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I'm sorry, but we really can't continue to let your son continue to study in our school.If he continues like this, our school will become a haunted house.Because of Xiaohai's problem, the school has transferred more than 20 students.The principal of the school said helplessly to Liu Hai's parents.Principal, we beg you, Xiaohai, this kid is really nothing.Just be gracious and let him continue to study here.Please, you're there.You see that he is about to graduate now, so you just let him finish the last half a month of study, okay I promise he won't talk nonsense in the future.Bang Hai's mother pulled the principal's clothes and begged bitterly.It's not that we want to give up on your son, there's really nothing we can do about it.You beg us to keep him, and you go out and look outside.The students outside were begging him to leave, and we really couldn't stand him anymore.Sorry, bangs were dropped out of school.The headmaster said with a bitter face.In this way, Liu Hai experienced the 108th withdrawal in his life, holding a school bag and a transfer certificate.Bang Hai's mother looked at her son who was following her, and shook her head very helplessly.Now she doesn't know what to say about her son.I don't know if the bangs are naughty, or if the bangs can really see ghosts.Liu Hai came to his 109th school, and his classmates found him just one day after class.Always like to be alone, talking to the wall or to the air.When classmates or teachers ask him what he is talking to himself, Liu Hai will always be stunned; I'm not talking to myself, I'm talking to him.You're so bored, can't you see such a big person, classmates look at the fingers of bangs, there is really nothing.White walls, except for the footprints left by a few mischievous students.There's really nothing, what the hell.What are you doing, he's not a big beauty.Why do you look at him like that, you see you all look at a big man's face green.Oh, my friend, your face is so pale.Like a dead man, the blood from his mouth is not wiped clean.Did you bite your tongue, you were too careless.Come to my water, and lend you a soothing.Ah, open your mouth.Bangs holds a water bottle and pours water into the air.The classmates in the class listened to what Liu Hai said, and suddenly felt a gust of wind around them.The student who was particularly close to the wall, he felt as if someone had blown a breath in his ear.But he turned around and saw nothing, and there were people blowing breath shouldn't it be warm Why my ears are like they're close to the ice, and then look at the bangs pouring into the water in the air.The water did not fall directly to the ground, but was picked up in mid-air as if someone were holding a water cup.A bold boy touched it with his hand, but it didn't touch the water.But as if he had touched an ice cave, he shivered all over the cold.The boy hurriedly wanted to leave, but suddenly his left hand was grabbed by something.No matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't break free, and there was a biting cold in his left hand.You let go of him, didn't you accidentally touch your little jj.Why are you pulling people like this, you see that you scared him so much that his face turned white.If you feel like you're losing, you can also touch his little jj and get it.Bangs walked up to the male classmate and said to the air in front of him.The male classmate's hand was suddenly released, and he immediately sat on the ground weakly and gasped for breath.But he suddenly felt a cold air pass towards his lower body, and suddenly his little jj was grabbed by a cold hand.The biting cold made the male classmate feel like he had been kicked hard in his lower body.The male classmate covered his lower body and cramped on the ground in pain.The classmates fled in all directions like frightened birds.It's very open and there is only one left, bangs and that male classmate.Seeing that all the students in the class had left, the air in the class suddenly cooled down rapidly.As if some big demon king was angry, the male classmate had just recovered and was very prepared.Suddenly, a burst of air pressure locked on him, and the male classmate's whole body suddenly couldn't move again.Big brother, big brother, please, please let me go, I didn't offend you, and it was really an unintentional move to touch your little jj just now.Bangs, save me, classmates, don't you save me when you see death, Brother Hai, please save me.Please.The boy pleaded with bangs.Bangs to the air in front of the boy; Friends, just play around.Why don't you think you're passionate when you press him to the ground, don't you really like chrysanthemums?

No, why are you still pressuring him, just because he touched your dick, you are angry.What's this, it's so big below you anyway.If you touch it, you won't, and it will become smaller.Really, really big.Don't believe you ask him, is it big.The boy is quite smart and knows how to cooperate with bangs, so he hurriedly said; It's really big, I accidentally touched it just now.I thought I had touched the pillar, how did the good guy grow.What's the secret, teach us?

Let us also be in front of our girlfriends, raise our heads and straighten our chests.The air in the classroom is starting to warm up, and it doesn't feel so stuffy anymore.The male classmate also regained his freedom and rolled over and lay on the ground weakly.Take a big breath of fresh air.It really scared him to death just now, and now he has learned to behave.He just lay there and didn't leave, and he had to wait for that if he left, he would go again.The thing in the air seemed to be excitedly saying something to the bangs, and the bangs also smiled and talked with it for a while.Then Bangs turned to the male classmate and said; It says you kid can talk, and it likes your personality very much.So he forgave you for your unintentional actions, and he said that it was the secret recipe of the second child.It's just to read more books and listen to more lectures.Look at the textbooks in that area, and read and listen to Teacher Cang's class carefully.Big brother, my generation is a model.Today's deep eldest brother's teachings, the younger brother has nothing to reciprocate, and he specially presents a copy of the textbook disc of Teacher Cang's collection.My cousin's younger brother and my eldest brother are like a heart of worship that is out of control when the river is flooding.Big brother, you must, accept the little brother's little heart.The boy took out the saucer he had bought in the morning from his schoolbag and handed it to the air.The one in the air seemed to be happy, and all the discomfort in the male classmate disappeared cleanly.Despite this, the male classmate still put on a serious look, holding the plate with both hands and waiting for the one in the air to pick it up.Take the dish and burn it so he can receive it.Remember to call his name when you burn it, by the way, what's your name?

Oh, oh, it's called Du Yu, okay.Call Du Yu, just call Du Yu while burning the plate.Listening to Liu Hai's words, the male classmate took out a lighter from his pocket and lit the plate.While watching the dishes being burned, he chattered; Du Yu came to receive, Du Yu came to receive.Du Yu came to receive, and the younger brother Han Feng came to pay respect.Brother Du Yu, come and receive it.When the plates burned out, the classroom suddenly became bright again.As if nothing had happened just now, Bangs also breathed a sigh of relief.At the same time, I was worried that I wouldn't be fired on the first day I arrived.Looking at the male classmate who was still sitting on the ground, Liu Hai smiled bitterly; Get up, it's gone.Not coming back, he went to reincarnate.The male classmate walked over to Bangs and sat down, took out a cigarette and handed it to Bangs.Liu Hai took the cigarette, and the two of them looked at each other and lit the cigarette.The male classmate smiled bitterly; Thank you, if it weren't for you just now, I guess I'd be scared to death.Thanks to your help in saying nice things, I might have really wanted to be in the company of it.It's so amazing to see it, I've been worshipping people who can see ghosts since I was a kid.He took a hard puff of his cigarette and spat out a smoke ring.Bangs smiled bitterly; What is there to envy, there are 108 heroes on the beam of others.I've been expelled 108 times, and I'll be ready for my 109th in a minute.Just because I could see it, I don't have any friends now.Even my relatives don't want to go to my house, and our family doesn't take me to visit my relatives during the New Year's holidays.Others don't understand you, right, today's one.What the hell is this big brother, why is it so strange.It's funny that this ghost looks very obscene, and this ghost used to be a student here.This guy has been pestering me for a day today, and he wants me to buy him Teacher Cang's plates.But I haven't bought it, so I don't know where it's sold.Good thing you have a saucer, otherwise he would have stayed at school.Liu Hai said with a wry smile, and took a deep puff of cigarette after speaking.Damn, this guy is emotional, a pervert begging for a saucer.Anyway, you helped me today.In the future, you will be my Han Jun's brother, we are brothers who have a fateful friendship.Come brother blow one, haha dry smoke.Han Jun smiled and touched a cigarette and bangs

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