"Actually, I'm an abnormal cat."
Taro ate the fish and suddenly spoke, his eyes staring at the fish and not looking at Zhou Yu."
Normal is a vague definition, like most cats, you are a normal cat, and like most people, I am a normal person, according to this standard, normal is just a mediocre and non-mediocre statement, I would rather be abnormal."
Zhou Yu said with a wry smile that he really hoped that his abnormality was only "some".Taro spit out a piece of fish scales, glanced at him, and continued the fish: "But I don't normally distinguish between good and bad, and I belong to the bad one." ”"The bad abnormality is the normal situation, and always expecting the good abnormality will push your abnormality to the bad abnormality."
Zhou Yu made up a tongue twister, played with the fish scales in his hand, and asked: "What is the situation in the end that your situation looks like being squeezed out by other cats, in the case of this cat and dog war, one more cat will have a little more combat effectiveness, there should be no exclusion, could it be that your abnormality will pit your teammates" Taro shook his head: "My abnormality will not affect other cats, but I can't increase combat effectiveness, cats' athletic ability is the top in the animal world, but the combat effectiveness is not good, and the dog has someone to help, really fight, It makes no difference if you have one more cat or one less. ”"Yes, it's okay for cats to bully small dogs, when encountering medium-sized and large dogs, cats really don't have any chance of winning, so how do you fight, cats can't beat dogs, and the number of cat servants can't be compared with dog slaves, and it is likely that there will never be a way to compare, there is no danger in being dog slaves, animals are not inferior to humans, serving them is unlikely to be abused, including the Chihuahua just now is not bad for me, just a little bit of attitude, people who want to live in peace must account for the vast majority, the quality is far behind, the quantity is far behind, how to fight" Zhou Yu frowned, he couldn't see any hope of victory."
Our odds lie in the cat attendant, the real cat attendant is very powerful, but I don't know why, there is no real cat attendant."
Taro sighed and looked down at the fish in front of him.Zhou Yu suddenly: "So there is some kind of binding force between the cat and the cat attendant, I have always felt very strange just now, you let me be your servant, you helped me open the collar after I promised, but after opening it, I can actually act at will, I can go wherever I want, and I can even kill you, there is no binding force, it seems that this is the reason." ”Taro sighed: "Every cat can have a cat attendant, every human must have its own cat owner to be complete, if the cat owner dies, the cat attendant will also die, and after the cat attendant recognizes the owner, it will become as flexible and agile as a cat, and it can also see things in the dark, and the higher the intimacy with the cat owner, the stronger the strength, this is the binding force of the cat and the cat attendant, human movement is very weak, but there is no lack of attack means, with the same skills as a cat, you will become very strong, I can't establish a connection with the cat attendant, My servant can't become like a cat, so" Zhou Yu laughed: "It turns out that you were excluded because you didn't have a cat attendant, you have found a lot of cat attendants before and ran away" Taro nodded: "Stay with the cat, if you are caught by a dog, there is only a dead end, you can escape if you have flexible skills, if you don't have it, you can't escape at all, I can understand that those people want to go, after all, no one wants to die." ”"What a kind cat."
Zhou Yu patted Taro's head."
You know everything now, you go, I won't blame you."
Taro leaned over and went to eat the fish again."
Where are you going?"
asked Zhou Yu with a smile."
You can go anywhere, you said it yourself, you can go wherever you want, just don't be seen by the dogs."
Taro tore off a piece of fish meat, chewed it with his head over, and pointed the back of his head at Zhou Yu.After a while, it didn't hear him speak, nor did it hear him leave, and couldn't help but turn its head again.The person next to him was really gone, Taro looked around for a while, sighed softly, maybe he was full, maybe he had lost his appetite, and walked in the direction where he was headed.Suddenly, one hand held its abdomen and scooped it up, and Taro turned his head sharply and looked at Zhou Yu in surprise."
It seems that you are not only kind, but also very simple."
Zhou Yu held it and continued to walk forward."
You, you, what are you" Taro was lying on his arm, his limbs and tail hanging to the ground, and there was some blood on his chin, lips, and beard."
Didn't you see me running fast just now, wouldn't it be much worse than the cat waiter, why didn't you look a little happy," Zhou Yu interrupted its stammering."
Your running posture is different from that of a real cat attendant, and it's not because of my relationship that you run fast, what's there to be happy about."
Taro said, licking his lips."
Understood, show the way, go to your cat's base camp and tell those cats who squeeze you out, you have a cat attendant, a real cat attendant, ten thousand times more powerful than their cat attendant."
Zhou Yu patted its head again.Taro was still confused, and he heard the sentence 10,000 times more powerful, but he didn't pay much attention to it, and asked curiously: "My cat attendant refers to you" "Of course, it has to be me." ”Zhou Yu patted his chest."
What does a real cat attendant mean," Taro asked again."
You have given me real, unconditional and binding freedom, so I am a real cat attendant, I want to be your cat attendant, not because I can become stronger or my life is connected to become your cat attendant Of course, I still call you Taro, what an adult, Your Majesty, it's too shameful to call."
Zhou Yu scratched the root of its ear and said."
But didn't you just leave," Taro narrowed his eyes in comfort and continued to clean his lips."
I didn't go, I just wanted to test it, to see if you said those words to win my sympathy in order to achieve your own goals, to follow you, to see what kind of action you will take next, but I suddenly realized that it is wrong to use the human mind to measure cats, that would be too human, I decided not to think so much, so I will be your servant wholeheartedly."
Zhou Yu said with a smile, his steps were very brisk.Taro tilted his head to look at Zhou Yu, and after a long while, he said, "You are really abnormal." ”"Abnormal people are qualified to be servants of abnormal cats."
Zhou Yu put Taro on his shoulder and admonished, "Hold on." ”The cat's base camp is not a specific place, but the night, and the signpost to the base camp is a pair of eyes with a green light.It was impossible to find the base camp until dark, and after dark, under the leadership of Taro, Zhou Yu came to the gathering point tonight.The gathering point is a clearing by the river, close to the "frozen market" where humans are sold, and it is said that this is just one of many gathering points, and there will be a gathering point near every city, or it may be the only gathering place in this dream world.There are hundreds of cats and hundreds of attendants, some of whom have lost or have not yet found their attendants, after all, it is not easy to come into contact with people, and the patrol dog police cars limit their movements.Taro is the only cat that can't establish a connection with the cat attendant, and it is quite famous for squatting on Zhou Yu's shoulder, and wherever Zhou Yu goes, there will be a cat or cat attendant watching them, talking quietly, and occasionally a sneer sounds.Behind each cat there will be a cat attendant, most of whom are young people.Zhou Yu can't be regarded as a real cat attendant, there is no light source here, only dim moonlight, and he has no night vision, so he can only walk blindly and with his eyes closed."
Hey, Taro, do you think you can hide the fact that you are a waste cat by finding a blind man, the blind man can't see it, but he can hear it."
An older Persian cat said loudly, causing a burst of laughter.Taro didn't look over his head and didn't look at it.A Korat cat crouching next to the Persian cat said to Zhou Yu, "Blind, you were hired by Taro to pretend to be a cat attendant" Taro sighed softly, it can endure it, but it will not get used to such words.Zhou Yu turned to them and said with a smile: "I am Taro's cat attendant, the real cat attendant, Taro gave me freedom and nothing else, so I can't be regarded as hired by it with the ability that the cat gave the cat attendant." ”These words immediately caused a lot of dissatisfaction among the cats and cat attendants, and more eyes glowing green looked at them."
What do you mean by that" The cat attendant standing behind the Persian cat asked Zhou Yu with a frown, his eyes also had a green glow, but they were not as bright as the cat's."
It's not interesting, I just want to say that whether Taro is scrapped or not, he is a good cat; Whether Taro's cat attendant is blind or not, he is a good person. ”Zhou Yu said with a smile, looking polite."
Shamelessly claiming to be a good person, usually only bad people will say that they are good people."
The corat's attendant was a woman, and she said in a shrill voice."
That's why it's strange, why can only bad people say that they are good people, and good people say that they are good people and they have to be regarded as bad people, can't good people say that they are good people, they can only say that they are bad people, then the world is not good and bad, right and wrong are reversed" Zhou Yu turned on the mouth cannon mode."
Dogs can enslave people, isn't this world good and bad, right and wrong reversed," another older cat attendant asked Zhou Yu."
It depends on what kind of perspective you stand on, it is normal for people to enslave other animals, and it is normal for other animals to enslave people, and I think for many animals, the world ruled by humans is the most terrible, and cats probably think the same way, although the ridiculous idea of ruling the world is only human."
Zhou Yu borrowed what the Chihuahua had said to him."
If you fart, the world should be ruled by cats," the cat attendant was furious
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