I scratched my head: "I don't understand the theory of reincarnation, so don't talk about it." ”Once it comes to emotional things, I have a headache, I can't figure it out, and I still want to enlighten Lu Cun, but maybe, in the end, I will be dizzy by Lu Cun."
Oh," Lu Cun bowed his head in disbelief."
Lu Cun, do you need to take a bath," I said casually.Lu Cun Huoran raised his head: "Wife, do you want to take a bath with me" "I'm asking, do you underground people, do you need to take a bath I didn't say to take a bath with you" I'm really helpless, is it that ghosts are like this" Well, this is hard to say, if you have a physical body, you really need to take a bath, but you don't use ordinary water, you need to use corpse fluid, this is equivalent to using human blood as bath water, like Mrs.
Lina, she uses the girl's virgin blood to nourish her face. ”I listened a little crazy, thinking that Gong Mei also used blood to bathe, if I was really in the middle of menstruation at that time, it would be just a piece of cake for Gong Mei, but the picture was too terrifying.Lu Cun smiled gently: "It's not just blood as a raw material, it's okay to be like Chaolu, it's just that Chaolu has the effect of driving away evil spirits and ghosts."
If you take a bath with morning dew, you must be a ghost who is dedicated to the Buddha and has no evil thoughts. ”"Then what about you, what did you wash it with, Gong Mei, do you know what he washed it with" I was going to probe the wind.If it is a hypothesis, it may not be true If one day I really want to take a bath with Gong Mei, at least I can also have a choice, let me take a bath with blood, it is really a nightmare Lu Cun's eyes listened to the first half of the sentence, it was really shining, and the second half of the sentence immediately dimmed, and his mouth was flattened: "Wife, you have to remember, I washed in the pond next to the temple." ”"Why do you want the pond next to the temple, don't you can't get close to the temple" It seems that I still don't know much about their world, "The pond water there is very clean, it can purify the evil energy in my heart, didn't I tell you before, I have my own evil bones" "Well, yes, I did, but I didn't expect to pay attention to so many details. ”I pondered for a while: "Is that immortal also used this kind of morning dew, the water of the pure pool to bathe" In fact, I just wanted to ask, what kind of bath did Gong Mei use, no one around me knew Gong Mei, it was really troublesome, I wanted to know more about Gong Mei, it was almost the same as going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and I had to cut five levels and pass six generals, except for Lu Cun, otherwise it was the person who killed the Heavenly Gate, if I met the person who killed the Heavenly Gate next time, I must catch a person alive and come back to torture him to extract a confession "Wife, why do you want to be an immortal?"
Lu Cun looked at me with strange eyes."
Ahem, sort of, you know, we are exorcists and demon hunters, we don't want to become immortals, but we really deal with you all day long" I'll talk about it casually.Live well, how boring it is to become an immortal Lu Cun bowed his head with a deep understanding: "My wife has become an immortal, can you also take me Ah Isn't there a word called a person who attains the Tao, does the chicken and dog ascend to heaven?"
"Are you a chicken, are you a dog, don't divert the topic, honestly answer me whether it is an immortal or a demon, it is best to be a half-demon and half-immortal, you tell me clearly, what bath do they use" I asked seriously.He turned away from me and didn't speak, as if angry.I sighed, sat down, closed my eyes, and said slowly: "Since I don't want to say it, then don't say it, you help me watch, I'm going to sleep." ”Took the bus for so long.I didn't close my eyes, the car swayed, like a cradle, I always wanted to sleep, especially when I saw that other passengers were asleep, the sleepiness was even greater, but my alertness was high, and I couldn't let go of my guard.For a long time, I didn't hear Lu Cun make any sound, and I wondered if he was gone, so I raised my eyelids.I noticed that he was not gone, and was sitting upright in the chair next to me, like a security guard.Only then did I completely relax and fall asleep peacefully.There is no deep sleep, that is, it is shallow, as long as there is any slight movement in this car, in fact, I still know, but this movement is not big, and it does not harm any of my interests, I will naturally not be awake.I guess an hour has passed.At this moment, Lu Cun, who had been sitting quietly, suddenly opened his mouth, and his voice was as sad as the sound of a flute in the night, and he said: "I know that whether it is in the past life or this life, your heart will never have mine. ”I felt a thump in my heart.It seems that I do have a relationship with Gong Mei in my previous life, so why doesn't Gong Mei say that he loves me now, or am I just a stand-in in my previous life, and I am too cruel to Lu Cun Since I don't love him, I shouldn't give him hope, the problem is, I can't be ruthless, when I think of me in my previous life, I was so ruthless and sealed him in Niangniang Mountain, I felt that I owed Lu Cun a lot, and I couldn't give him despair.It's really tangled, Lu Cun spoke again: "You are with him, you will always be the one who is hurt" His heavy sigh made my heart sullen.Why do you think like this, just because, Gong Mei and I, people and ghosts have different paths, but after a hundred years, I am still a ghost, as long as I don't go to reincarnation, can't I enjoy eternal happiness with Gong Mei" I know that you can hear it, and I know that you will definitely not listen to it in your heart, then I can't do anything. ”He whispered.I didn't open my eyes and continued to sleep.After a while, Lu Cun's indifferent words sounded: "He doesn't need to take a bath, he doesn't have a physical body." ”This sentence was like a bomb, and it immediately caused a storm in my head.How could he not have a body, hugging him so many times, I really touched his skin, not to mention, didn't he go out with me for two days, others can also see him, and they can also touch him, but Lu Cun doesn't need to lie to me, what is going on Gong Mei, why are you like a mystery, do you want to wait for me to solve it slowly, can I see your sincerity after I solve it, if this is the case, then don't let me down, otherwise I will go crazy.Then, Lu Cun didn't speak again, and I didn't feel sleepy, but I still pretended to be sleeping, so I was afraid to see Lu Cun's face.Whenever I see a bright smile on his handsome face, I will be moved, and once I am moved, I feel that I have a sense of guilt, betrayal of Gong Mei and unfairness to Lu Cun.I never thought it would be such a long ride, so long that I couldn't hold on to it.In my thoughts, the bus slowly drove into the station.The noise of the station announcements and some of the crowds outside the station poured into my ears.I woke up after pretending to be asleep, rubbed my eyes, and found that Lu Cun had long since disappeared, and the seat next to me was empty, as if no one had ever sat on it.There was a heavy snort outside, and the car was parked in the parking space.The passengers who were asleep on the bus had already opened their eyes and got off the bus with excitement on their faces, and I also got off the bus and took the suitcase first.In fact, as soon as I got off the train, I bumped into a lot of villagers in Wujia Village at the station, and they looked at me very strangely, maybe because my current clothes have changed greatly, I haven't worked in the Tianwangdao studio, because I am worried about living expenses, I don't dare to spend money indiscriminately, but with a job, I am not so worried, not to mention, Gong Mei spent money like flowing water to buy dozens of sets of clothes in one night.At first, my grandmother insisted that she would come to the station to pick me up, I had told her that the arrival time was in the evening, in fact, I arrived at the station at four o'clock in the afternoon, and it is estimated that my grandmother is only ready to leave for the station now, and the village is not far from the station, which is half an hour's walk.After a torrential rain in summer, the dirt road on my side of my house is full of mud, and my shoes must be dirty if I step on it.I'm also unlucky, maybe it just rained today, and the road was muddy and puddles.Before I was halfway there, my pants were covered with mud, not to mention my shoes, the bottom of the suitcase was all yellow-brown mud, I was most afraid of seeping into it, and the clothes inside were all bought for me by Gong Mei.I didn't see a single person on this road, and I wondered if I had developed other easy paths so that no one took this path.It didn't take long for me to finally understand why no one had a tricycle along the way, and I didn't know that someone had taken advantage of the business opportunity of driving a tricycle.I'm still thinking about stopping any tricycle.But when the driver saw that I was dirty, he ignored my cries and drove straight past me, splashing mud and yellow water all over my body.The aftermath of the anger has not subsided, I gritted my teeth and ran all the way back, no matter what was dirty or not, anyway, I had dry mud on my face, and it was better to go home and take a cold shower if I crawled slowly.As I expected, I had just walked to the front of the yard when my grandmother was about to go out with a long-handled black umbrella."
Grandma, I'm back" I pulled open the gate of the yard.My grandmother paused and looked at me.Slightly stunned: "Xuanmo, you, why don't you call me, I'll get you bath water" I laughed heartily: "Grandma, isn't it a surprise" "Yes, you look like a ghost, it's really a big fright" Grandma staggered ahead.I haven't seen it for a year, but the white threads in my grandmother's hair have increased a lot, and her back is a little rickety, and her movements have become more sluggish, and I can't help but cry when I see it."
What are you doing standing there, put the box in the yard first, I'll go to the kitchen to get you some hot water, this mountain spring water is too cold, it's easy to catch a cold when you wash it, don't you always call me on weekdays, why don't you call me when you get to the station, why do you change the time of the bus back from the city."
I remember when I came back last year, it was still at night, and my grandmother became a lot more verbose.In the past, she barely spoke to me more than ten sentences a day, and when I came back, she nagged no less than a hundred words, and the house was not like a studio or a bathroom, but a clean cloth was used to fence the kitchen with one foot, which was the place to take a bath.I put the box at the back of the yard, washed my hands in a small ditch at the back, took off my shoes and socks, washed my feet, put on my clogs, went to my room to get my old clothes, and went to the kitchen.Grandma lit a fire in front of the stove, and she blew it into the stove with a long bamboo tube, and a thick black smoke came out, choking her and coughing."
Forget it, don't boil water, I'm used to washing cold water over there, my body is very strong, it will be so easy to get sick Grandma, why don't you go and help me wash the suitcase outside" I hurriedly put my clothes on the rotten chair next to me and snatched the bamboo tube from my grandmother's hand.She tried to rob me, but I didn't move as fast as I could, so I carefully pushed her out of the kitchen and closed the wooden room in the kitchen."
You try your body with some cold water first, don't pour yourself with cold water at once, I'll take it out for you first, otherwise the water will seep in," Grandma muttered."
I know that Grandma Le's box has a password, you better not wash it, wait for me to do it myself," I scooped a bucket of water from the stone pool next to the kitchen.As he spoke, he carried the bucket of water to the other end of the curtain."
You tell me the password, and I'll open it for you," Grandma's tone sounded dissatisfied.I laughed to myself, and made an excuse to let my grandmother do something easier: "Grandma, that box doesn't care about me, I'm hungry, I want to eat the splash eggs you made, grandma, or you go to Aunt Huang's house to buy a few eggs, I have money in the white cloth bag" "I know, I know what else you want to eat in addition to splash eggs, Master Wu's chicken is fat, I caught one for you a long time ago, it's all done, stewed in the pot, get a sauced chicken" Grandma shouted outside with a loud voice.Master Wu's chicken, oh my God, this is a well-known expensive chicken in our area, fortunately, I have made some money now, before the change, although the chicken would be eaten occasionally, but it was brought back by my grandmother when she was collecting corpses outside, it was the virgin chicken that people used to worship the dead, but I don't dislike it, and some of them are happy to eat.After I took a shower, my grandmother hadn't come back yet, so I quickly moved all the clothes in the box back to the closet, in fact, the clothes were seen by my grandmother, and I had to explain it to my grandmother, she knew my salary in the studio, but the clothes that Gong Mei bought for me were too expensive, and my grandmother could see it at a glance, but I was reluctant to put it in the studio, and I didn't often wear it when I bought it, which was a pity, plus, if Gong Mei knew, I didn't wear the clothes he bought, I guess he would be angry.After getting the clothes ready, I washed my suitcases, washed my own clothes, and made a fire to boil some hot water for my grandmother to bathe.Halfway through my laundry, my grandmother came back.She looked at me, didn't say anything, and walked to the kitchen with a bunch of things, I took a few special glances, and found that my grandmother went to Aunt Huang's house to buy a whole row of eggs, and also went to Uncle Wang's house to buy a crucian carp and some fresh vegetables.I swallowed a mouthful of saliva with the fruit, estimating that my stomach would burst tonight.However, it's good that grandma is happy, at least now we don't have to be shriveled like before for the time being, at least grandma's treatment in this village is better, before the change, grandma was kicked out before she walked to the door of Aunt Huang's house.Perhaps, this is what Ah Yu often said, money can make ghosts grind, I dried my clothes, I went into the kitchen to do it, and the last fried vegetables were made by myself, and my grandmother was persuaded by me to take a bath.When she came out of the shower, I brought the food to the front of the hall.The dinner back home was very rich, with chicken soup, chicken in sauce, steamed fish, splash eggs, stir-fried vegetables, and stir-fried celery and white radish with mushrooms, which only my grandmother and I ate.Of course, there are still a lot of uneaten meals left.The chicken could be salted and eaten tomorrow, and the rest was brought to a land temple outside the courtyard.She put three pillars of incense on the land lord, burned some paper money, knelt there and muttered a few words: "Lord the land, my family Xuanmo came back from outside, this little dish is used to treat the master, there is nothing good at home, that's all, don't mind the day when the earth is here, and ask the land master to take care of Le" I hid in the yard, and the tears that I listened to fell down.While my grandmother was here to worship the lord of the land, I secretly went back to the kitchen and washed her change of clothes.When she returned, I pulled her to the front of the hall: "Grandma, I brought you some things from the city." ”"Who told you to buy it, you will have more places to spend money in college in the future, and save some money in the future," she scolded me."
Oh, everything I buy is on sale, it's not expensive, it's not expensive, you see, this is a radio, you, your eyesight is not good, the old TV at home is always snowflakes, it's better to listen to music" I took out a brand new radio.I personally taught her how to use it a few times, and as soon as my grandmother heard some channels that told ghost stories, she shouted angrily: "What kind of nonsense is pure nonsense" "That's nonsense, people are not gentlemen, and they don't understand things about gods and ghosts" I smiled.Then, I also bought a few clothes for my grandmother, in fact, I spent Wang Dao's money, I didn't know much about the old man's vision, so I pulled Wang Dao to pick out clothes for my grandmother, but Wang Dao insisted on paying the bill, and he couldn't resist him, so I asked him to pay.However, according to his usual clothes, I used my own money to buy a few sets for Wang Dao, but unfortunately, the yards are not enough to talk about my grandmother, but I know that she should be very happy in her heart.Later, my grandmother asked me what I volunteered for, and I was afraid that my grandmother would be very dissatisfied with the unpopular major I chose, so I told her the name of the university, and she said that I heard from the people in the village that these schools were very good, and it was definitely a blessing for me to be admitted.Later, she said that she had to get up early tomorrow to worship the four lords in the cave or something.So he went back to his room and slept.I closed the yard door and checked the lock on the house before going back to my room to sleep.After the matter of the Ai family was resolved, I didn't have that nightmare anymore, and I slept very well, but I occasionally felt the whole house shaking at night, as if there was an earthquake, I opened my eyes, opened my yin and yang eyes, and didn't find anything dirty, I thought it was an illusion, and I fell asleep.Early the next morning, my grandmother and I didn't even bother to eat breakfast.So he prepared all the things that were used for the four main purposes of worship, and went to the cave together.On the way to the cave, I felt the road under my feet vibrate again, and I saw the rocks falling, but it didn't last long, just for a short time, and my grandmother didn't squeak, so I didn't care.Back to the village life is very peaceful, occasionally with my grandmother up the mountain to pick herbs, occasionally go to Zhao Brother's house to visit, Zhao Brother's grandfather's left hand palm is indeed broken, afraid that Zhao Brother will be sad, I didn't dare to ask more, occasionally with my grandmother out to collect corpses, look once or twice, my reputation inexplicably spread, people in the village say that I am my grandmother's successor.Sometimes, when I'm idle, I go to sit under the locust tree in the backyard and watch the light and shadow cast by the sunlight through the leaves, and then I think of Gong Mei, who hasn't come to me again for a long time, and I don't know what he's up to.It's Lu Cun, he will secretly come to the door when his grandmother is not at home, and always call me with a smile, wife.Duration.Ah Yu and Gu Shui called a few times to ask about my situation, and I also made a few calls back to ask about the situation in the studio, and I was relieved to know that everyone was fine.There were very few supernatural events in the village, and I always felt that everything was going to be calm again.However, this is not the case."
Xuanmo, your grandmother, Aunt Yu" Aunt Huang came to my yard again and shouted.She has been here several times, all looking for her grandmother, I didn't ask her much what she was doing with her grandmother, Aunt Huang's son was naughty.Always causing trouble, I guess she must have come for her son.At this time, I was reading a book in the yard, and I didn't look up, so I responded directly: "Grandma went to the next village to collect the corpse, this weather is hot, there are many things, Aunt Huang, if you talk about it, I'll see if I can do it" "It's the back mountain, and you can't see it, you have to come to your grandmother" Aunt Huang opened her voice."
Houshan, you came here before because of Houshan" I immediately closed the book and looked at Aunt Huang.This is what I occasionally heard when I walked around the village, but I didn't pay attention to it, this mountain and stone chisel will inevitably have accidents.Grandma is now famous, these people in Jiuxiang and ten miles have something to find grandma, she is busy, I volunteered: "Aunt Huang, isn't it just to watch a feng shui, collect corpses, I can do this, I'll go with you" "You really succeeded, this is not a joke, listen to our people, during this period of time, the mountains are shaking, that is, the ghosts in the back mountains are going to come out to make trouble, if I take you there, you have a three long and two short, Aunt Yu will not give our baby to see things, this is not a delay, your grandmother will come back."
Just give me a sentence, let's go, you baby is finally out of luck, if you are admitted to college, you can't go to the back mountain to play, it will cause trouble," Aunt Huang instructed again and again, and then hurriedly left.I said, how can I always feel the earthquake, it turned out to be the back mountain, but the back mountain has never been allowed to let people in, the back mountain is very high, it is a broken mountain, the other side is a steep cliff, very dangerous, I have been there secretly once, there accidentally fell on his heels, knocked his hand.At that time, a lot of blood was shed, and I myself was lost.Later, I heard that someone had found me fainting at the foot of the mountain, so my grandmother hurried over.I don't remember much about that time, and I don't know who sent me to the foot of the mountain.In the evening, my grandmother came back, and I had already cooked the meal and served it to her.After a while, watching my grandmother put down the dishes and chopsticks, I brought up Aunt Huang's matter in a relaxed manner: "Grandma, this afternoon Aunt Huang came to you again to scold her and tell her that the back mountain has stoned people to death again, so you should hurry up and see what is going on" Grandma sighed several times in succession.I panicked in my heart, and continued to ask: "What's wrong, is it a bad thing, grandma, if you are too busy to take a break, I can go and see for you" "No" grandma refused my kindness in one mouthful, she sighed again, and then said: "There is a place in the back mountain called the dragon's lair, also known as Tai Chi halo, it is an excellent feng shui treasure land, many people can't ask for it, and now the mountain is moving, it must be the people who are pressed down are restless" The person who is pressed will not be Sun Wukong, is it Tang Seng came I couldn't help laughing, and asked curiously: "The person who is pressed below, Who is it" Grandma looked at me deeply: "Sooner or later, you will know, don't ask too much, hurry up and eat" "Oh" I immediately lowered my head and picked up the rice
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