"Didn't you learn from Wang Dao" I covered my head, looking aggrieved."
You have to be so shrewd, otherwise you will be calculated, and you will be the one who suffers" Xiaoxiao washed his hands.I laughed: "I want money, I don't have money, my body is gone, what do people who calculate me worry about me." ”"It is often said that entering the university is equivalent to entering the society half a step, you pay more attention, not everyone is like the people in our studio" Xiaoxiao dried his hands and pulled me out."
Got it," I gave Shinoxiao a grateful look.It didn't take long for me to watch Ah Yu's car drive out of my sight.After that, Gu Shui drove me and Ke Han back to the girls' dormitory, and he drove back to the boys' dormitory by himself, and it was already ten o'clock in the evening when Ke Han and I returned to the dormitory, Liu Wen had already fallen asleep, but was woken up by me and Ke Han's entry into the door.But when I came out of the shower, Liu Wen fell asleep again.In the first week of school, there were basically no formal classes, and the first class of each subject was a self-introduction by the teacher and classmates and some theoretical overviews of the subjects taught by the teacher.But extracurricular activities are different, the recruitment activities of clubs are hot, and the recruitment of the student union of the school and the student union of each college is in full swing.Of course, the most noteworthy thing is that each major must send at least one student to perform a program on stage at this annual orientation party, and the school's majors are estimated to be hundreds.There are only five freshmen who come and go in the archaeology major, and what can they do is too unstandard, so the head teacher who has been complained about by us came up with such an idea, performing a drama, a drama of zombies vs. vampires, as for who will write this script, who will guide the head teacher of this drama or directly name it, Gu Shui, the second goods.Gu Shui was stunned by thunder on the spot for most of the day.It wasn't until the head teacher left that he looked at me with tears in his eyes: "Little sister, I know that you are a liberal arts graduate, I know that you are a genuine college student among us, and I know that you are not the kind of ungrateful villain who will not be saved when he dies, do well, do a good job, do a good job" "Hehe, zombie, I've seen it, vampire, I really haven't seen it, this is simply the confrontation between Chinese literature and Western literature, this is not a playhouse, it is such a trendy thing that crosses the world, I'd better go home and nibble on my buns. ”I hurriedly shook my hand and shook my head.It's not that I don't help, I don't have that wild imagination."
Little Senior Sister, can you bear to look at your junior brother like this, woo."
Gu Shui's acting skills are really good, and if he wanted to cry, tears came out immediately."
Anyway, aren't you here to protect me, how does it feel, our roles seem to have changed" "No, think about it, haven't you never seen a vampire, it's hard to guarantee that you will have to go abroad as an archaeological expert in the future, maybe you will meet a vampire, if one day when you dig a coffin, you dig up a sleeping vampire, when the time comes, do you know how to deal with it" "That's the same." ”I thought about it seriously and slightly agreed.Gong Mei's real body, where is it now, I really don't know, if it is abroad, maybe I will really meet a vampire, and the zombie vs. vampire thing is not necessarily.As soon as Gu Shui saw my tone, he became energetic: "Isn't that if you are writing a script for a drama now, and then carefully check the information about vampires, will this be of great help to you in the future?"
"It's better to say than to sing, you can say it so loudly yourself, I don't see you going" "That's okay," I smiled slyly."
No, little senior sister, don't listen to Ke Han" Gu Shui said with a crying tone, turned his face and said with a straight face: "No, my matter is about you, don't just think that I am unlucky, if you make me unhappy, I will let you perform in minutes, dirty, dirty, low-grade zombie believe it or not."
They have all learned to threaten us, ah, Pi'er is tender," Ke Han's eyes immediately burst out of a cold owl."
Why are you writing the script, it's not you, you're sick," Gu Shui snorted."
Okay, okay, don't make a fuss, I'll write it for you, but you have to invite me and Ke Han to dinner" I interjected between the two of them to stop the impending world war.When Gu Shui heard this, his expression was shy.Later, his wallet was squeezed out by Ke Han and me, but at the end of the day, Boss A Yu promised me that he would cover all the expenses spent for Xuanmo during his time at school. ”It's a big circle, and I'm still at a loss, and I owe Ah Yu a lot of personal debt.In order to write this unprecedented script, I also worked hard, fortunately Gong Mei didn't come to me during this time, otherwise I wouldn't even have the time to write an eight-hundred-word essay before I took care of him, and it was naturally no problem to talk nonsense, it was nothing more than to write an argumentative essay with a single glance, an argument, three arguments with three powerful proof examples, and finally a summary, all in one go, without panting.But I've never tried to write this script, but at this school-wide orientation party, I wrote a failed finished product, and it doesn't give people a joke, so that the archaeology students can't hold their heads up in this school, and I'm really guilty.However, Gu Shui and Ke Han, these two guys said that they were going to see what club was recruiting, and they abandoned me in the huge library at all, and left me to fend for myself, it's really sad, how can I make this kind of bad friend, no matter what three seven twenty-one, I have to break the kettle, and treat the dead horse as a live horse doctor to go to the library to borrow a bunch of books first, of course, there is a limit to the number of books borrowed by new students, with a student card, you can only borrow five books at a time, although the time limit for borrowing is a month, but I must read it in one day, and the day after tomorrow I will hand over the manuscript to the head teacher for review, Then I spent three days rehearsing, and the time was very, extremely, and seriously urgent, and I went to ask the senior sister of the directing department, and she recommended to me a book about Robert McGee, which I heard was a recognized guide in their industry.It is also a must-read classic for screenwriters, and the author of this book is the writer and director of The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit.I must admit that due to my family situation, I haven't seen those two movies, and I don't know why the first movie in my life is so popular, which I went to see with Gong Mei, the grandmaster of Chinese kung fu films played by us Chinese.Next, I was going to borrow books about vampires, which are impossible in today's technological world, so I went to the reading room of the novel to borrow books, and I found them.A whole bookshelf is.What about vampires, night visits to vampires, Pandora, etc., I was dazzled to watch.The last thing I borrowed was the vampire novel Twilight, which has been popular all these years, and the main reason I borrowed it was that the male protagonist was a vampire and the female protagonist was a human, but they were together and had children.Compared with yourself, isn't that exactly the case for zombies, even if you forget it, Ah Yu was bitten by a zombie before, and I still remember it vividly.I soaked in the library for a whole day until Gu Shui and Ke Han found me.At that time, there was no one in the library, and it was almost closed at nine o'clock in the evening, so I was glad that no one could see me in embarrassment.After Gu Shui saw me, the first thing he said was to beg for mercy guiltily: "Little senior sister, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been, I shouldn't have asked you to write the script, don't cry, you cry, Boss Ayu will beat me to death, don't worry, isn't there still a day tomorrow, I'll come by myself" "What are you yelling about, don't be embarrassed here." ”Ke Han swung his fist into Gu Shui's face.I hurriedly took out a tissue from my pocket, wiped away my tears, and sniffed lightly: "Why am I just reading this book and crying." ”"What" Gu Shui suddenly screamed.Naturally, his actions attracted the administrators in the reading room, and he was blasted out.I buried my head in packing up my notebook and followed Ke Han out.When I got out of the library, I realized that my stomach was almost hungry, and then Gu Shui took Ke Han and me to the nearby night market for a snack, went back to the dormitory to take a shower, and I began to write the script.It took a night.,It's finally written.,The plot is Mary Sue.,Romantic and bloody and terrifying love story.,I think the head teacher will definitely kill Gu Shui.,The title is obviously killing.,But the content is love.。
The next day, I asked Gu Shui to hand in the script, and then the three of us went to the drama club to watch others perform dramas, after all, none of us had acting experience, and Gu Shui had no experience as a director.The script can be done for me, and I can't help with directing the drama, and the head teacher will occasionally come to inspect.That night, the head teacher gave Gu Shui a text message, the content was like this: "Love and kill each other" My credit for one day and one night is worth five words and two exclamation points, and it is also heart-wrenching.On the first day of rehearsal, almost five people kept reciting lines and expressions in front of the mirror, but on this day, there seemed to be something very sensational in the school, and I felt that on the way to the cafeteria and to class, I could see groups of students talking about gossip news, and the one who was talking about it was called Eyebrow Dance, which made me want to listen to it.I'm not a gossip person, and when I got to the rehearsal room, the big guys were busy rehearsing, and I forgot about it.Two days later.I always hear the name of the building of our Department of Archaeology, intentionally or unintentionally, from the mouths of others, which is the word C, and I also feel that many students, as well as reporters and some experts have suddenly appeared in the building of our institute recently.Guess what famous expert came to the school to give a speech, I didn't care, more attention was paid to the drama, the time for the welcome party gradually came, and my heart was worried, for fear that I would not perform well, and I would mess up the whole drama.The role I play is a sexy vampire bride, this role is decided by the head teacher, I don't know, what is sexy about me The male protagonist is the cold and domineering zombie king, what makes me relieved is that this is played by Gu Shui, not the Chen Guo who looks like a dwarf winter melon.Don't blame me for having a bit of an appearance association, it was when I was writing the script that I thought of Gong Mei, and I positioned the male protagonist as Gong Mei's character, one of the scenes in this plot is still a kiss scene, I can't stand it, and the person who is too far behind Gong Mei will play it, otherwise it will be extremely difficult for me to even imagine Gong Mei's appearance.As he spoke, a tense moment was coming.I didn't expect that the three days of rehearsal disappeared in a blink of an eye, the opening ceremony of tonight's welcome party, among the list of performances, there is our archaeology department, I can only blame the head teacher for drawing lots to appear very bad luck, we are the first to appear, the second is the magic show of the psychology department.I poked my head out of the backstage curtain to look at the audience, and I was shocked.The venue for this welcome party is the concert hall on campus, and it is said that there are 15,000 seats in the auditorium, and the tickets are still quite popular.I don't need a ticket to sneak in and see, what I'm most concerned about at the moment is whether I will make a fool of myself In the past, I was not afraid of facing thousands of ghosts, but this is just tens of thousands of people, but I was so nervous that I couldn't do it.As soon as I heard the boiling voice, my heart pounded and beat wildly."
Are you looking forward to it, are you excited, can you shout louder" The host fearlessly encouraged the audience on the stage.After the host warmed up the atmosphere in the venue, he opened his mouth to report the first show: "This opening is really interesting, it is guaranteed to make you thrilling and exciting, and it is especially suitable for couples, oh, our imperial capital archaeology freshman debut zombie vs. vampire, come on, the battle of the century is about to begin" The host gave an order, and the thick and wide curtain slowly opened.I pulled up my short skirt and took a deep breath."
Huh.The zombies of the Chinese are at most a small species, and we vampires live like real people. ”Ke Han was dressed as a duke, holding a glass of red wine, and said with a sneer.And I lay on the bed in a tight, low-cut red dress, and made a seductive tongue sticking out gesture against a flaming red rose: "I really want to taste the blood of this zombie." ”Then the scene immediately switched, it was the scene where I went to seduce the Chinese zombie king.I stepped on black high heels, walked catwalks, came to a coffin, put the roses in my hand on the top of the coffin, and asked playfully: "The night is coming, how about dancing with me" According to the development of the plot, this rose will disappear on the coffin, of course, the coffin prop was tampered with by us, and then the coffin lid automatically opened, and a cloud of fog appeared, and Gu Shui, a zombie wearing the official uniform of the Qing Dynasty, would appear and accept my invitation.The front was extremely smooth, but in the white mist coffin, the person who stood up straight on the ground was not Gu Shui.As soon as he appeared, he attracted the enthusiasm of the audience, which was simply the focus of the audience, and I was stunned by him.I have to say that he was wearing the official uniform of the Qing Dynasty, and there was an official hat with a fake braid hanging from the back.It doesn't look like an official, it's more like a noble prince.His slender fingers lightly grasped the rose, touched the rose with the tip of his nose high, sniffed it, the corners of his mouth immediately rose slightly, and then looked up at me lazily: "Yes, my midnight bride" Needless to say, his slight movements and short lines fascinated all the women in this concert hall, including me.But he took my hand and led me towards the center of the stage.It was only when I danced to the waltz that I came back to my senses.Secretly asked in my heart: "Gong Mei, why did you come to Gushui" I think it is excellent that we can communicate in our hearts.Gong Mei's voice sounded in my chest: "Whether it is in the play or outside the play, you are mine, Gu Shui, when this play is finished, it will appear." ”"You're really, speechless, do you know, your appearance, many people in this museum are destined to have unrequited love."
I laughed."
It's better to think about yourself than to think about others, if you continue to step on my feet, I will lie back in the coffin."
When he said this, I anxiously looked down at the dance steps, only to realize that I had been dancing on his feet, so to speak, he took me to dance.I asked worriedly, "Do your feet hurt, the heels I wear are stiletto?"
”I breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good." ”There was a time limit for the show, and the dance was only a matter of ten minutes, and it was over quickly.After the zombie king and the vampire bride danced, they started a killing war, to put it bluntly, it was two people playing kung fu, and this martial arts action was all directed by Ke Han, she seemed to know Tai Chi and Wing Chun martial arts, anyway, it was cool and crazy here, and it was addictive to the audience.I was naturally worried about whether anything would go wrong with Gong Mei, who had not rehearsed, but I never thought that every move I made would be eaten to death by him."
Gong Mei, you can't be too strong, it looks like this, I'm a three-legged cat kung fu, without looking."
I hurriedly drank Gong Mei.Gong Mei steadily opened her hand to hold the fist that I attacked him, and with a strong turn, she flipped me over, and the other hand was also clasped by him, and she could only turn her back to him.He leaned into my neck and smiled wickedly: "My bride, your blood should be delicious" Oh my God, Gong Mei is going to make a fuss, there is no such scene in the plot, I am irritable here, Gong Mei opened her mouth and bit my neck.A shudder.Crispy and numb, where is this bite is obviously licking is not surprising to me, this scene once again attracted warm applause from the audience, I had to continue to act silently, the audience's taste is really special enough, don't watch the kiss scene, watch the bloodsucking.In the last scene, the vampire is wearing a black wedding dress, and the zombie king wearing a dark robe sits on a small boat in the Yellow Spring, the ferryman is played by Chen Guo, and then a nun also got on the boat and nailed the vampire bride with wood, the zombie king sucked the nun's blood dry, and then jumped into the Yellow Spring with the vampire bride, and the nun was played by Liu Wen.At first, I didn't think it was Gong Mei herself who played the male lead, so I didn't want a happy ending, after all, it was a big war, at least there was a defeat, and a draw would be boring.Now, I really want to stop Liu Wen from playing.But.This plot was reversed by Gong Mei at once.As soon as Liu Wen appeared, he held the piece of wood that looked like a missile head, looked at Gong Mei with a face, and even stammered his lines: "You, you, you, I want, nail, die, you" As soon as she lifted the wood, Gong Mei stretched out her hand and pushed her into the Yellow Spring.I was stunned, although in this scene, I didn't have lines, but this really couldn't end Ah Gong Mei hugged my waist tightly, glanced at the ferryman, and said coldly: "What are you looking at, you didn't see a zombie marrying a vampire" "Oh, oh" Chen Guo, who was a ferryman, was stunned by Gong Mei's domineering, and even the action of cutting the boat was extremely stiff.I laughed dryly, but I laughed dryly.Anyway, this drama is over, and the head teacher will definitely scold us to death.However, I don't know if my taste is not in line with the public's taste, or Gong Mei's domineering spirit suppressed the audience.In short, after three seconds of silence in the hall, there were amazing shouts, cheers, laughter, and applause.I couldn't help but secretly pinch a cold sweat, it was a good response.As soon as I got off the scene, Gu Shui appeared, and he ran in front of me in a hurry.His face was full of dead ashes: "Swirl, I just went to the toilet, and the toilet door was suddenly locked." ”"It's over."
I tugged at the corners of my mouth."
What is the lack of a male lead, how can you play it, you play narcissism" Gu Shui's eyes widened in shock.Gong Mei on the side stared at Gu Shui coldly, and said quietly: "Am I not here" Gu Shui was excited, and only in a blink of an eye did he notice the existence of Gong Mei, and immediately became a dog: "Oh, it turns out that Lord Gong Mei rescued the scene, then tonight's show is definitely the most exciting, right, junior sister" "Hehe, you continue to squat in the toilet" I sneered, and pulled Gong Mei to the front to watch the magic show.I heard that the magic trick of the next psychology department performance is called something, the coffin escape technique.The props of the coffin were used in our drama, and the host took advantage of this to bring a wave of cheers."
Gong Mei, have you ever seen a magic show" I pulled the backstage curtain and pulled Gong Mei to a slightly hidden corner where she could see the stage performance clearly.Gong Mei, who was hidden in the shadows, was full of mystery, and his eyes glowing with cold light looked like elves in the gloom, and for a while, I was dumbfounded."
You stupid woman, this magic trick is still fake, you haven't seen the real ghost trick" Gong Mei flicked my forehead with her fingers.The slight pain in my forehead brought me back to my senses, and I asked coquettishly, "Then when are you going to take me to see it?"
He looked at the stage intently, and replied lightly: "Look at the magic first." ”I pursed my mouth: "Okay." ”As soon as I shifted my eyes to the stage, I saw that the magician was wearing a silver mask, covering half of his face, and the other half of his face was very handsome and handsome, and his eyes revealed confidence and calmness, as well as the kind of eyes unique to psychology students, a kind of eyes that felt as if they were penetrating people's hearts.And this look.I often see it in Gong Mei's eyes, and it's not surprising.Immediately after, a girl dressed like a Barbie doll walked out of the coffin erected in the center of the stage, she was also wearing a mask, but her mask looked a little scary.The eyes are dark, there are blood and tears underneath, and the mouth is seamed, of course, it is the effect of makeup, and the background color of this mask is pure white, which is indeed a little scary when viewed from a distance from the audience.Both the magician and this Barbie female assistant introduced themselves.Then the magician introduced the magic show: "Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and full moon tonight, suitable for the coffin person to get out of the coffin, in fact, our coffin escape technique is very simple, that is, after my coffin person enters the coffin, after ten seconds, open the coffin lid again, she will be gone, which shows that my coffin person, tonight has come out to look for food, everyone should be optimistic oh don't blink" The magician randomly selected five spectators to come to the stage to inspect the coffin and confirm that the coffin was free of mechanism and fraud.In fact, we all know internally that one of the audience is predetermined, of course, this coffin is really problematic, otherwise how can it be called magic After checking correctly, Miss Barbie ran into the coffin mischievously.As soon as the lid of the coffin was closed, the concert hall was filled with muffled and terrifying music, and numbers were displayed on the screen.Everyone counted down in unison with bated breath: "ten", "nine", "three", "two", "one", "when" the coffin fell: