Just when Wang Fatzi and I were in shock, there was another footstep sound of "let's da" in the dark corridor.It's really a wave of unsettled, wave after wave, I don't know what is coming again.I gave Wang Fatzi a look and motioned for him to prepare to escape.After a while, I also relieved myself.I saw the corpse a lot, but I wasn't scared anymore.Wang Fatzi nodded again and again, gently put down the woven bag in his hand, and prepared to follow me to escape.Now that the sun is shining outside, I don't believe that this female corpse is not afraid of the sun.The footsteps in the corridor were getting closer and closer, and the black cat next to the female corpse seemed to have reacted, and jumped off the ice coffin with its tail cocked.It crouched on the ground, motionless facing the hallway to the right, as if welcoming someone.The more scared a person is, the more curious he becomes.The female corpse stood there straight, and Fat Wang and I didn't care.All eyes were on the entrance of the hallway, wanting to see what was coming out of it."
Xiao Hei, you are so naughty, why did you run here" A coquettish voice came, followed by a tall beauty who came out of the corridor, squatted down and hugged the black cat.The black cat was obedient like a child in her arms, and stuck out its head and rubbed it on her chest.I saw that it was Li Jing, a plastic surgeon, and hurriedly "coughed" twice, signaling her to pay attention to the female corpse standing upright.Kneeling and begging for a while, the fat man of the singer was obviously relieved, he saw a person, and he was still a big beauty, and his heart was put down.Li Jing looked at the female corpse, smiled slightly, put the black cat down, and walked forward directly."
You two won't be intimidated," she said, plucking a silver-white hairpin from her head and stabbing it in the chest.Strange to say, the female corpse is like an inflatable doll.Hearing only a small sound of "swish", the female corpse collapsed limply and lay down in the ice coffin again.Wang Fatzi and I were dumbfounded, and we were simply impressed by Li Jing's admiration.I couldn't be afraid, so I stepped forward and asked, "Oh my God, what the hell is going on, do you know how to spell" I said in my heart that this funeral parlor is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger, first I met a true teacher who came and went without a trace, and now I saw a beautiful woman with high magic power.The fat man also pouted his ass and came up, hiding behind me and looking at the female corpse in the ice coffin.Li Jing smiled indifferently, "What kind of spell, it's a shame that you still went to college, and you believe in some superstitious things." ”She put the female corpse's prosthetic head back on, and pointed to the female corpse's chest as she sorted it out, explaining, "This location is called the Tiantu Acupoint, and it is where the qi official on the human body is located.A man has a breath of life, and when he dies, he cannot come out, so he hides under it.There was a huge static electricity hidden in Xiao Hei's hair, and it must have touched the corpse just now, stimulating the skin tissue of the corpse, thus allowing this breath to travel all over the body.So the corpse deceives, just let this breath go. ”She gave me and Wang Fatzi a science lecture lightly, and we were stunned.I seem to have heard in the animal world before that there is a lot of static electricity in the hair of cats, and it is more than 20,000 volts.As soon as Li Jing said this, Wang Fatzi and I were relieved, and it was the stinky cat that caused the trouble for a long time."
Beauty, introduce yourself.My name is Wang Shengli, and I have just been assigned to the convergence class, you can just call me Wang Fatzi" Wang Fatzi relieved himself, and actually licked his face and stretched out his hand to introduce himself to Li Jing.Li Jing didn't look at him at all, and after covering the quilt on the female corpse, she replied lightly, "My name is Li Jing, plastic surgery class."
You go back and change your pants first, otherwise the filth will hit the customer, be careful that she pesters you" I only noticed the crotch of Wang Fatzi at this time, damn, this grandson doesn't know what to pee his pants, and he smells of urine all over his body.Wang Fatzi immediately retracted his hand, and his fat face turned red and hurriedly asked me for help.I covered my mouth and almost laughed, and after saying goodbye to Li Jing, I took Wang Fatzi back to the office.Our office has a separate bathroom with showers and 24-hour hot water supply.It is said to be an office, but it is actually no different from a dormitory.The people in the convergence class are the most pitiful, on call 24 hours a day, and there is not even a serious staff dormitory.Because I don't know when there will be business, I often go out in the middle of the night to pick up work.However, this job is also free, as long as you clock in on time every day, you can go wherever you want when you have nothing to do.When Wang Fatzi was changing in the bathroom, I looked at the employee handbook on the table and muttered in my heart.Uncle Shi was still in bed with his eyes closed, ignoring us as he entered, completely ignoring us.I looked at his appearance and suddenly remembered where I had seen it.This discovery shocked me and I hurriedly took out the notes of the teacher.The pockets of the overalls are large, and this yellowed notebook fits quite well in it.I flipped through the second one, and a portrait sketched with a brush appeared in my eyes, exactly the same as Uncle Shi's posture.The portrait is full of small black dots, marking the location of each acupuncture point.Written below is a line of small characters, Quanzhen teaches the essentials of meditation and qi training., at first I thought Uncle Shi was sleeping.It turned out that he was meditating and practicing qi, and it seemed that he had entered a state of mind where he forgot about things and himself.This discovery made me reacquaint myself with my uncle, and they must have two brushes when they have been together for so long.My master mentioned in the master's notes that his master, that is, my ancestor, the twenty-first generation of the Quanzhen Sect, Tan Douyi, is a master.During the Republic of China, he also fought against Japan's protectors.The master ancestor is so powerful, his apprentice is naturally not far behind.After the fat man changed his clothes, he came out of the bathroom with a sad face, sat down next to me and nagged, "It's over, it's over, I'm a big man in front of a beautiful woman today."
Squad leader, you will explain to the beauty for me later, just say that my crotch was sprinkled on it by water" I sneered, "What kind of water are you drinking, and it smells of urine" Wang Fatzi stomped his feet in shame, "Hey, why did this faucet break down at a critical time?"
Squad leader, you honestly confess, did your faucet break just now" I laughed and kicked Wang Fatzi, "Get out, everyone is like you, and dig a bird's nest in the cemetery."
If you have the guts, don't do it soon.There will be more frightening than this in the future" He listened to my words, became serious all of a sudden, sat on the bed and sighed, "Hey, my uncle told me before I came, but it is better to be scared to death than to die poor."
In the past, my pocket was always empty, and I didn't even dare to soak a girl.Squad leader, if you put your heart in your stomach, my fat man will follow you.Since I came, my fat man didn't think about leaving.You said go up to Dao Mountain, I climbed up without saying a word, and you said go down to the oil pot" "Okay, okay, okay" I hurriedly interrupted Wang Fatzi, and this thing is going to be endless.As soon as I glance at the time, it's time for lunch.So he got up and shouted at Uncle Shi, "Uncle Shi, don't practice, it's time to eat" Uncle Shi jumped up from the bed with a rub, muttering happily, "Rice, eat, eat well" His speed startled me and Wang Fatzi, and I didn't see him support him with both hands, and he just took off in the air.This hand alone is the demeanor of a generation of grandmasters
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