Wang Fatzi was swallowing food into his stomach, and a sound suddenly came out, "Tou Qi" His voice was already loud, and when he shouted like this, the eyes of the whole restaurant were focused.I blushed all of a sudden, and hurriedly waved my hand to signal that it was okay, and I couldn't wait to sew up Wang Fatzi's mouth."
What's wrong, is there anything wrong" Li Jing and Zhang Xiaoxia had finished eating and wiped their mouths with napkins.Both of them looked at Wang Fatzi curiously, not knowing what he wanted to say."
In my hometown, the first seven are the night of resurrection.It is said that the dead will come back to see them on this night.The girl in the memorial hall died so miserably, do you think she will come back tonight" Wang Fatzi shivered nervously, and almost dropped his chopsticks on the ground.Li Jing and Zhang Xiaoxia smiled indifferently, and Zhang Xiaoxia also playfully mocked, "It's just folklore, you really believe it, Sister Li Jing doesn't know how many customers she has met in her hands, why don't you see a customer come back to her" Wang Fatzi shrugged his head and was still a little nervous, I comforted him, "Don't worry, if the first seven is really a soul night."
The customer also went back to their own home, what did they do at the funeral home" As soon as he said this, Wang Fatzi immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and boasted unashamedly, "Yes, the squad leader understands it thoroughly."
I'm just asking, what is there to be afraid of the ghost, the fat man, I can crush him to death with one butt" Li Jing and Zhang Xiaoxia smiled, and no longer listened to Wang Fatzi's nonsense.There was a two-hour break at noon, and after I finished eating with Wang Fatzi and Uncle Shi, I was worried that I had nothing to do.The hotline room of the business department called and asked us to pick up the customer immediately at the Municipal Public Security Bureau.This customer is none other than my uncle Liu Yuhe.He inexplicably fell from the roof of a construction site, and the last thing he did before his death was to carry the headless female corpse back.It was rumored in the funeral parlor that it was the ghost of the headless female corpse that had killed my uncle.The medical examiner carefully examined my uncle's body and found no trace of his murder.At first, the police suspected that my uncle's death might have something to do with the headless female corpse.They searched everywhere for clues, but in the end they found nothing suspicious.I can only think that my uncle committed suicide because of mental stimulation.Now the case has been ascertained, and my uncle does not have any relatives.The funeral home has to be responsible for cremating and burying my uncle.I was afraid that the crazy uncle would be stimulated, so I left him in the office and only took Wang Fatzi to work.This is the first time for me and Wang Fatzi to pick up a customer, but I didn't expect this customer to be my uncle.After I issued a certificate of collection from the fat manager, I took Wang Fatzi directly into the hearse.The hearse was converted from a minibus, and the seats in the back were all dismantled and various tools were neatly arranged.Before getting into the car, I gave the task, Wang Fatzi was responsible for driving, and I was responsible for carrying the corpse.Wang Fatzi naturally has no opinion, his guts, let him carry the corpse, and it is estimated that he has to stretch his diaper.After he got into the car, he adjusted the engine slightly, and rushed out of the funeral home as soon as he stepped on the accelerator.Luckily, I was wearing a seatbelt, otherwise I would have had him anal fissure.Wang Fatzi drove like a fight, his eyes were wide open, his muscles were tense, he gritted his teeth, and he was simply rampage on the street.Fortunately, we were driving a hearse, and the vehicles passing along the way saw us as if they had seen a plague god, and they all avoided us.I suspect that the reason why Wang Fatzi is so fat is because when he drove a taxi in the past, people were swollen.I've lived in Xijing for five years, so I'm all too familiar with the roads here.The hearse was well maintained, and there was no trouble all the way, and it drove directly into the Public Security Bureau.The security guard at the door seemed to be familiar with the car, and opened the door without checking our documents.It is estimated that they are also afraid of getting dirty, and the hearse looks like a kind of gloomy feeling.Shibo's body was stored in the forensic examination room, and I went upstairs to find the person in charge of the forensic examination with the certificate of collection of the body.She turned out to be a beautiful woman, with a slender waist and slender buttocks, delicate facial features, and a fair complexion; He has neat short hair, wears a black police uniform, and a white coat over it, with a cool expression."
Are you familiar with the deceased before?"
the female forensic doctor signed her name on the inauguration slip and looked me in the eye with a sharp gaze."
Unfamiliar, I just got this job" I don't know what she means, I don't dare to say anything."
Come in with me and have a look," she didn't say much, and after returning the body sheet to me, she turned around and led me into the morgue.Inside, the air conditioning was on, the temperature was below freezing, and five or six corpses were stored.The female forensic doctor walked to the innermost and lifted the white cloth to reveal the face of an old man.My body trembled, and I recognized Uncle Shi at a glance.In the morning, he was still smiling at me in the hearse.I always thought it was a hallucination, but now that I see his appearance, my heart suddenly becomes uncertain.After the female medical examiner lifted all the white cloths, something that surprised me even more happened.Uncle Shi was lying naked on the morgue, his body was firm, his complexion was snow-white, and he even had six-pack abs, just like a young man.But his face was that of an old man, with dark skin and wrinkles, which contrasted sharply with his body, and looked very strange.My brain was dizzy for a while, I don't know what spell my master has cultivated, but I can rejuvenate and rejuvenate the virgin forensic doctor paid close attention to my every move, seeing that I was standing unsteadily, I seemed to see the clue, and asked in a cold voice, "Do you know what the reason is, right" Her voice was unusually cold in the morgue, and her eyes were staring at me, as if she was looking at a monster.I quickly shook my head in denial, "No, I don't know."
I don't know him, he's just a senior in our unit" "You take off your clothes" she couldn't refuse the order, her right hand pointed a little at the door, and the door lock was automatically locked with a "click".Then she threatened, slashing her sword at the glass beside her.The glass glass was neatly cut in half by her.I was stunned, and my heart was broken.Ran into a female pervert, and she seems to be able to spell."
I'm so big that I haven't taken off my clothes in front of a girl, this crazy woman can't be trying to take advantage of the opportunity to rape me," I thought, undressing.Her hand really scared me, and since I applied for a job at a funeral home, I've been exposed to all kinds of strange things.In line with the principle that heroes don't suffer immediate losses, I obediently took off my clothes one by one, and finally only left a pair of red underwear
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