The Lin Xia sisters slept coquettishly, and they didn't care about the thunder outside, they seemed to have long been used to it.They really thought of themselves as ordinary people, and they had never seen them sleep so soundly outside.I couldn't sleep with a restless body, I was really bored, and after sneaking off the kang, I pushed open the door and flew to Lei Gong Mountain.This mountain is only 300 meters high, and it is connected to the remaining veins of the Qinling Mountains, layer after layer, which is very spectacular.I poked out my spiritual power and unabashedly swept the entire mountain in mid-air.Suddenly, a loud roar came, "Who are you waiting for, dare to come to grandpa's territory to spread wild" I followed the sound from the sky, and saw two monsters, one male and one female, with sharp beaks and sharp claws, faces like eagle falcons, horns on their heads, and wings on their backs, which are really a bit similar to the legendary Lei Gong and Electric Mother.The wings on their backs smelled of burnt, and the trees around them were completely dry, and some of them still had billowing eyes, apparently criticized by lightning just now.I clasped my fists and smiled, "Two fellow Daoists, I know that your cultivation is not easy, but you don't need to lead thunder two or three times a day, and the noise is so noisy that people can't sleep, you know" They tilted their heads and looked at me, thinking that I was a crazy person, and laughed after a while, "What do you know, if we don't toss like this every day, will the people under the mountain still worship us Since you came here to find death, then don't blame us for being polite" The female monster also licked her tongue and said, "This stinky boy has fine skin and tender meat, it must be very refreshing to eat" I smiled faintly, "Hearing you say that, I feel like I've come to the right place."
It's just that the two parrots have become fine, and they really regard themselves as the thunder male and lightning mother" They looked at each other for a moment, and immediately sacrificed the magic weapon, staring at me with sharp eyes and scolding, "Stinky boy, who are you, how do you know our identity" Their magic weapons are really special, one is hanging a cowhide drum, and the other is holding a thunder god hammer and an iron cone.However, as soon as these two magic weapons came out, the witch god who made me accept the ring tremble.I was happy in my heart, guessed one or two, and still said calmly, "Don't be nervous, I just calculated it, not your enemy."
You don't know each other, and I don't want to kill you.The magic weapon in your hand is related to me, and if you know each other, put down the magic weapon and run for your life" They laughed and laughed when they heard it, "What an arrogant junior, but I know the art of divination twice, do you really think that you are a heavenly immortal?"
As soon as the drum "boomed", a violent thunder exploded in my ears, like thunder on the horizon, rolling up the rolling thunder force and attacking me.A hammer with a hammer and an awl in his hand struck hard, and a flash of lightning rushed straight at me, and the long snake-like point of force brushed down, and immediately tied me up from top to bottom.Thinking that it was the center, the grass and trees within a radius of tens of meters instantly turned to ashes.After the smoke and dust dispersed, I stood in the middle of it, chuckling and said to the two of them, "I repeat, it's still too late for you to put down your magic weapons and escape" Qiankun Ding spun around my head, emitting a golden light that covered my body, which was full of Dao rhyme.Both of them were taken aback, and said with a frown, "Good boy, you really have two hits."
My wife and I have been in the monastic world for thousands of years, and we have never lowered our heads with anyone.Just now it's just an appetizer, and then I'll let you see our true strength" The two of them spun around in a circle, facing the sky and waving the magic weapon in their hands.A dark cloud immediately condensed in the sky, as if a heavenly calamity had arrived.Layer upon layer, stirring and tumbling the air currents around it.I smiled faintly, "If you want to mobilize the power of heaven and earth thunder and lightning, you are not afraid of chopping yourself to death" They both laughed and said, "Stinky boy, don't be too complacent too early."
Our Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, even the Heavenly Immortals have to retreat.You have come to provoke us for no reason, and you are waiting to die," and as soon as their wings spread, they leaped into the air.The male monster cowhide drum is beating non-stop, and the female monster Thor hammer is beating non-stop."
Stinky boy, let's die" In the dark clouds in the sky, there seemed to be fire snakes scurrying inside, and after a while, they converged into a ball, like a fire dragon and finally fell into the air.With a loud click, the fire dragon opened its teeth and claws as if it was about to tear the night sky.A puff of white smoke rose into the air, followed by two screams.Two charred bodies fell from the sky, slamming into the ground.The female monster didn't hum, and was split on the spot.The male monster still had a breath left, and looked at me with an incredible face and said, "What the hell is going on, are you a human or a ghost" I laughed, "You didn't listen to what I said, it was too much to toss, and finally it hit you" He gritted his teeth and got up, the cowhide drum hanging on his chest had been split black.Two vicious eagle eyes stared at me and said, "Why, I don't accept it, I don't accept it" A drum thundered, and the sky clicked and slashed a bolt of lightning again, still accurately slashing at the male monster's body.He spat out a mouthful of blood, his skin was full of flesh, and there was only half a breath left, and he still said with an unconvinced face, "Why is this?"
I smiled lightly, and pointed my fingers at the cowhide drum and Thor's hammer on his ground, and with a crisp click, the drum surface and Thor's hammer cracked at the same time, revealing two white bone apricot yellow flags.The male monster looked at this scene in disbelief, and his eyes were like seeing a ghost.It has owned magic weapons for thousands of years, and it doesn't know that it still hides this thing inside.I grabbed it with my hand, took the two apricot yellow flags, and said with a smile, "I said, these two magic weapons are mine, believe it or not" These two apricot yellow flags are the witch god flags, and as soon as the two monsters were sacrificed just now, I immediately had a sense.The totem on an apricot yellow flag, a snake in his mouth, a snake in his hand, a tiger head and a human body, and four hooves and long hands, is the "strong" witch god who is in charge of the thunder.One side of the totem, the body of a human face and a bird, with eight sides, a green snake in the ear, and a red snake in the hand; It is the witch god of "Gongzi" who is in charge of lightning.The male monster was about to cry, and hissed, "You robber, you took the magic weapon of my husband and wife for no reason, one day, God will clean you up" I sacrificed two witch god flags, looked at the dark clouds in the sky, and coldly scolded, "You are still obsessed when you are dying, it is really sad."
At this time, you still have the face to say that these two Dharma Weapons are the original owners of these two Dharma Weapons of yours, and they both belong to the same loose cultivation.You are just two parrots raised by him, and when he was engrossed in alchemy, he designed to make him go mad, and he also stole the pill to cultivate into refinement.How could this kind of murderous and unrighteous behavior be blessed by the way of heaven.Go on your way in peace, you're in for a great deal.It's not me who kills you, it's the way of heaven" There was a rumbling sound in the dark clouds, and the electric wires of the thin fire snake gathered together, and they slashed down in the air with a click.The male parrot hissed, "You can't kill me, I'm a disciple of the King of Montenegro, if you kill me, the old man will definitely not let you go":