Li Shimin finished arranging the affairs of the arsenal, and Zhao Yunze was just about to retire, Li Shimin suddenly sank his face and asked, "You seem to have forgotten to do something very important." ”Zhao Yunze was stunned for a moment, and thought silently about something very important for a while, and he asked Li Shimin blankly: "The minister is stupid, I really can't think of anything important that I haven't done."
Please also ask Your Majesty for advice. ”"Your house, how did you get it" Li Shimin stared at Zhao Yunze playfully.Ah Zhao Yunze, the man of the house, suddenly realized, and hurriedly got up and paid homage to Li Shimin: "Thank you for the grace of Your Majesty for the house", and it was a willing bow.If you can get a house by worshipping, Zhao Yunze is willing to kneel and swollen.Isn't this sentence very familiar, "Hahaha, finally enlightened" Li Shimin laughed.Zhao Yunze was embarrassed.Wei Chigong also specially reminded himself that he had forgotten such an important matter."
Just bow down and it's over" Suppressing the laughter, Li Shimin asked Zhao Yunze with a playful face.Ah, Li Er, which tendon is this, it's over if you don't bow down, do you still have to pay, "Otherwise, the minister will invite Your Majesty to dinner." ”Zhao Yunze said pretendedly."
Please eat" Li Shimin obviously didn't expect Zhao Yunze to use these words to deal with it, and he was a little surprised.Then he nodded with interest: "That's a good idea.Since I ascended the throne, I have invited my courtiers to dinner, and this courtier has invited me to eat, which is the first time I have encountered it. ”Zhao Yunze was stupid: Ah, I really agreed to that, I just politely said, "As long as Your Majesty doesn't dislike the ministers' humble houses and the food is vulgar, the ministers will personally cook and entertain Your Majesty." ”"Haha, there is a saying, a gentleman is far away from cooking, you Zhao Yunze is really not a gentleman" Li Shimin laughed.Uh, why are you still scolding" There is only one minister in the minister's family, and if he cooks far away, the minister will starve to death. ”Zhao Yunze muttered quietly."
Then tonight, I'm going to taste the craft of you, a chef not far away.""
The minister will sweep the court."
Li Shimin nodded and said, "Please invite me alone, and invite a few more people is also invited, it is better to call Yan Liben and Fang Zhi as well."
You will work together and get closer to each other in the future. ”Zhao Yunze only understood Li Shimin's intentions at this time, it turned out that he wanted to use this meal to beat the side drum for himself, Yan Liben, and Fang Zhi first."
Yan Liben and Fang Zhi both live in the same square as the minister, and the minister will invite them."
Zhao Yunze responded."
Then I won't keep you more, let's get out of the palace."
Li Shimin gave the order to send off the guests.Zhao Yunze bowed, turned around and just walked a few steps, Li Shimin suddenly asked behind him: "What kind of punishment is the wax dropping" Zhao Yunze almost fell.Damn, His Majesty Li Er's taste is very heavy, and he even knows the wax drops, and His Majesty Li Er knows everything about what he said when he was drunk that day."
This minister doesn't know what His Majesty said, and I ask Your Majesty to make it clear."
Zhao Yunze turned around and pretended to be confused.Dripping wax can't explain it Li Shimin sank his face, and said in a cold tone: "If you dare to get drunk and make mistakes in the future, I will never spare it" Zhao Yunze secretly wiped a cold sweat in his heart, and said in a panic: "The minister remembers His Majesty's teachings", "Get out", "The minister retires" and walked out of the hall, Zhao Yunze breathed a long sigh of relief.Fortunately, Li Shimin just took the opportunity to knock himself, and didn't really ask about the wax.However, how did he know that he was talking nonsense when he was drunk The figure of a woman in white appeared in Zhao Yunze's mind.It was she who saw it that day, it turned out that there was really someone, not a drunken hallucination, what is the identity of this woman With a question mark, Zhao Yunze walked out of the Taiji Palace.Looking at the empty Royal Street in front of the Taiji Palace, Zhao Yunze smiled bitterly.This time, no one carried himself on the horse, so he had to walk back to Yankangfang.Zhao Yunze took a step, and secretly made up his mind as he walked: I must learn to ride a horse as soon as possible, a dignified seven-grade military attaché, I can't even ride a horse, shame Suddenly, Zhao Yunze heard the sound of horses' hooves behind him, and he was just about to look back, when he suddenly felt that the back collar was tight, and his jaw was suddenly stuck.That is, after being stunned, Zhao Yunze felt that his body was vacated.Immediately after, he straddled the butt of a horse.In front of him, a broad back, a big head.Who is this, why do people in the Tang Dynasty love to carry people's collars and throw them on the horse's buttocks, this craft should be difficult to master, "Hehe, Zhao boy, look where you are running this time" The big head turned around, it was Cheng Biting Jin's Demon King."
General Cheng, where are you going to take me" "Hehe, of course I'm drinking" Cheng Yanjin turned his head and looked ahead, "Let your kid find me Lao Cheng to drink, I've been waiting for you for so many days, and I haven't seen you come to the door, so I'll invite you myself." ”"You have been blocking me at the gate of Taiji Palace," Zhao Yunze asked in hindsight."
Hehe, I don't block you, and I don't know when I will be able to test the amount of alcohol with your kid."
Zhao Yunze was convinced, this Cheng bit gold, and still remembered the "old hatred" on the bank of the Weishui River that day."
General Cheng, Your Majesty has just taught me a lesson, and I am not allowed to drink alcohol in the future."
Zhao Yunze hurriedly moved out Li Shimin as a shield.He didn't lie, but changed Li Shimin's words by one word, Li Shimin did not allow him to "get drunk", and what he told Cheng Yanjin was to "drink" wine.Anyway, if it's all related to drinking, I'm not afraid that Cheng Yanjin will go to Li Shimin for verification.Unexpectedly, Cheng Yanjin said: "It's okay, if you don't tell Your Majesty, I won't tell Your Majesty, he won't know." ”"That's not going to happen" Zhao Yunze hurriedly made another excuse, "Your Majesty is going to my house for dinner at night, if you drink too much wine at noon, how to entertain Your Majesty at night" "Huh" Cheng Biting Jin reined in the galloping horse, and turned around again and asked Zhao Yunze: "Your Majesty wants to come to your house for dinner at night, aren't you blinded by me?"
”Cheng Yanjin stared at Zhao Yunze's face for a while, and suddenly smiled weirdly, and said, "Okay, I'll go and ask Your Majesty" After speaking, without waiting for Zhao Yunze to react, he turned his big elbow and threw Zhao Yunze off the horse."
Gotta deft" the horse's hooves stepped on the bluestone slab, making a crisp sound, Cheng Biting Jin rode the dust, and then headed towards the Taiji Palace.Zhao Yunze got up from the ground, rubbed his buttocks with both hands, and frowned at Cheng Yanjin's back: "What kind of person, it's rude, you should send me home first" Cheng Yanjin couldn't hear Zhao Yunze's shout, maybe the land lord could hear it.Zhao Yunze sighed helplessly and continued his "Long March journey" home
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