Shen Shixu, the guests of Zhao Yunze's family have almost arrived.In fact, Zhao Yunze didn't know many people in Chang'an City.The guests who came today, in addition to the neighbors of Yankang Fang, were a group of officials from the Arsenal Special Administration.There were about forty or fifty people.Including the group of people who came to help, there were only sixty or seventy people.These guests, for the wedding, are really a little less.Zhao Yunze sprinkled a lot of invitations, and he sprinkled all the officials he knew in the court, whether they had contacts or not, and he sprinkled them all over the names that could be named.But a lot of people didn't come.Officials who were familiar with Zhao Yunze, such as Fang Xuanling, eldest grandson Wuji, Li Jing and others, they all went to Qin Qiong's house, but they just asked the servants of the mansion to come to Zhao Yunze's house to send congratulatory gifts.Zhao Yunze can also understand this, he is a small official.It doesn't matter if people don't come, Eli Lilly will do it, and save yourself some ingredients and drinks.At half past fifteen o'clock in the second quarter of the second quarter, Cheng Yanjin led the team to welcome the relatives, and under the farewell of the guests, the usual music square set off.The word "wedding" in the ancients was written as "faint ceremony".It means that the ceremony that is only held when you are dizzy, uh no, it is a marriage ceremony held at dusk.From Yankang Fang to Changle Fang, you need to cross most of Chang'an City.In winter, it was dark and early, and when greeting relatives, there was a lot of delay in Qin Qiong's mansion, so Zhao Yunze's greeting team set off in the middle of the afternoon.Ahead, twenty drummers blew the way; Behind the drummers are Zanyin Xiangfang Zhizhi and Du Go, who ride horses in parallel; After that, there was a carriage driven by Zhao Yunze himself.In the Tang Dynasty, the groom did not ride a horse, but greeted him in a royal car.So what if the groom doesn't know how to drive, such as Zhao Yunze, today is the first time to catch a car.It's okay, I didn't see Cheng Chumo walking to lead the horse for Zhao Yunze.Zhao Yunze is just for show.This carriage is not for the bride, but for the matchmaker Cheng Yanjin.The matchmaker is the existence of the person in charge of greeting the bride, and all the matters of the matchmaker must be mentioned by the groom at any time.So let the matchmaker sit in the carriage of the groom's official.Women in the Tang Dynasty did not marry in a sedan chair, but in a carriage.The bride's carriage needs to be brought by the mother's family.After marriage, the man needs to return the carriage within three months, which is called "returning to the horse".There is also an unwritten rule that if the man is not satisfied with the bride, he can return to his parents' home with the bride and the marriage will be dissolved.These three months, to put it bluntly, are the bride's probationary period.In the Tang Dynasty, it was really possible to "return" after marriage.As soon as Zhao Yunze's welcoming procession appeared on the street, there were people and children who liked to join in the fun.Some maids at the back of the team threw the sugar melons and nuts in the baskets into the crowd.This is the meaning of "sharing happiness", which makes everyone happy.The welcoming team walked for nearly an hour before coming to the door of Qin Qiong's house.The door of Qin Qiong's house was closed, and there was no one at the door.If it weren't for the red colored silk hanging on the gatehouse, no one would have been able to see that the Yiguo Mansion was doing a happy event.As soon as he saw that he came to the door of his father-in-law's house, Zhao Yunze was about to jump under the carriage with a roar.Cheng Yanjin, who was sitting in the carriage, grabbed Zhao Yunze."
Don't worry, wait a minute.Give the family time to prepare. ”Cheng Yanjin reminded Zhao Yunze.When Zhao Yunze heard this, he sat back steadily.Although the team stopped, the drummers played harder.This drum music is a signal to the woman, we are coming, the mother's family should prepare a big stick to prepare, and those who have not changed their clothes should change their clothes quickly; , the toilet is also a little sharper.If you still haven't gotten up and go back to sleep, and you haven't gotten up yet, you must be sick.The drummer played for about a quarter of an hour before stopping.Zhao Yunze turned his head and looked at Cheng Biting Jin."
Get out of the car and call the door, you are still waiting for someone to send your daughter-in-law out for you," Cheng Yanjin said angrily."
Oh, oh," Zhao Yunze replied busily.Fang Yizhi and Du Gou accompanied Zhao Yunze to the door of the Qin Mansion.Du Gou stepped forward and knocked on the knocker."
What are you doing?"
suddenly sounded a woman's shouting from inside the door.The sound pierced through the golden cracked stone, and Zhao Yunze's eardrums exploded.Du Wei, who stepped forward and knocked on the door, was so frightened that he stepped back a few steps, almost not sitting on the ground.Zhao Yunze didn't know how to answer, and looked at Cheng Yanjin, who was standing behind him at this time."
You tell her that you came to Qin's house to eat dung."
Cheng Yanjin said to Zhao Yunze seriously."
Oh" Zhao Yunze nodded, and then said: "I'm here to eat at Qin's house" Zhao Yunze came back to his senses and hurriedly stopped."
We don't have it at home, you can go eat somewhere else."
The loud woman in the door said again."
Hahahaha" Cheng Biting Jin, Fang Zhizhi, Du Wei and others laughed out loud.Zhao Yunze said to Cheng Yanjin with a look of shame: "Uncle Cheng, you are playing me" Cheng Yanjin rolled his eyes and said: "What are you doing here, and you have to ask me why don't you eat dung" Zhao Yunze was speechless.This old goblin Cheng doesn't look at the occasion when he jokes."
No one is allowed to say what happened just now" Zhao Yunze lowered his voice and viciously warned Fang Zhizhi and Du Wei.Du Wei sneered and said, "Lord Order, I'm afraid it's hard to keep this secret.After all, there were too many people who just heard that you were going to eat. ”It's over, this is just the beginning of kissing, and my brother's reputation will be ruined."
Who the hell are you doing outside?"
asked the woman inside the door."
The eldest sister in the door is invited, it is Zhao Yunze, and I am here to marry your Miss Qin Mo'er."
Zhao Yunze didn't need to ask Cheng Yanjin this time, and answered directly by himself."
Oh, it turned out to be Zhao Yunze.I'm not your eldest sister, I'm your second sister. ”The woman inside the door said."
Uh" Zhao Yunze was embarrassed again."
Second sister, it's not early, please open the door quickly."
Zhao Yunze hurriedly said to the crack in the door."
If you want to enter the door of my house, you can make up poems quickly."
The woman inside the door said again.Here, I can finally show my buddy's talent.Zhao Yunze cleared his throat and opened his mouth to recite poetry.However, at this time, his brain suddenly short-circuited, and he forgot all the poems he memorized last night.It's all to blame for the old goblin Cheng, who caused me to be embarrassed, and the Lun family died at this time.Zhao Yunze was anxiously thinking about the poem, and at the same time scolded Cheng for biting gold in his heart."
Hurry up and chant poetry," Cheng Biting Jin pushed Zhao Yunze."
Just come," Zhao Yunze responded.But he just couldn't come."
Lord Order, you won't not prepare a hypnotic poem," Fang Yiai asked Zhao Yunze with a worried face."
I'm ready, I've got six of them."
Zhao Yunze said."
Then you're going to groan quickly," Cheng Biting Jin urged Zhao Yunze again."
In a hurry, I forgot about it all," Zhao Yunze said in frustration."
Think fast, think fast," Cheng bit Jin Dao.Zhao Yunze scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously."
Zhao Yunze, you are chanting poetry" The "second sister" in the door also urged Zhao Yunze.Du Wei said to Zhao Yunze with a playful face at this time: "You think slowly, it's still early after dark."
It's a big deal, let's make a floor shop in front of the door of Yiguo Gong tonight. ”"Shut up" Zhao Yunze glared at Du Gou fiercely."
Or, make a hypnotic poem for Lord Zhao," Fang Yiai asked Zhao Yunze in the spirit of Lei Feng."
Is it you marrying a daughter-in-law or am I marrying a daughter-in-law," Zhao Yunze said angrily to Fang Yiai."
Zhao boy, if you know that you are marrying your daughter-in-law, hurry up and make a hypnotic poem, otherwise, the flowers on your bride's face will wither."
Cheng Yanjin said impatiently."
The flower is right, it's it" Zhao Yunze finally remembered a hypnotic poem."
Clouds want clothes, flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon.If it weren't for the jade mountain, it would meet Yaotai under the moon. ”Zhao Yunze finally chanted out a hypnotic poem.Outside the door of "Good Poetry" and inside the door, the sound of praise sounded at the same time.The voice outside the door was made by Fang Yiai, and inside the door was a woman, but the timbre was not the "second sister"."
Second sister, you can open the door this time" Zhao Yunze asked the person in the door.The second sister in the door said: "The poem is good, but good things come in pairs, how can one poem be enough, and then another." ”Come on, whoever is afraid of whom.With the foundation of the first poem, Zhao Yunze's spiritual platform was opened at this time, and he remembered all the five poems he had memorized last night."
It is rumored that the candle is downgraded to pink, don't make spring in front of the mirror.You don't need to make up on your face, you can wait for the painting with your eyebrows. ”Zhao Yunze recited another poem.At this moment, before anyone could praise it, the sound of the deadbolt immediately sounded inside the door."
Count you through, push the door in."
The voice of the second sister in the door sounded again.Zhao Yunze listened to this voice again at this time, it was like eating ice cubes on dog days, and it was just a word, but he was just about to step forward and push the door, but he was pulled by Cheng Yanjin.Zhao Yunze looked at Cheng Yanjin suspiciously.Cheng Yanjin didn't speak, but just glanced at Fang Yiai and Du Wei, and motioned for them to step forward and push the door.Fang Yiai and Du Wei are also unmarried, and they only know what Cheng Bites Jin tells at this time.So, they each pushed open a door.As soon as the door was pushed open, before Zhao Yunze could take a step, a group of women suddenly poured out of the door.Each of the women was holding a big stick wrapped in a red cloth in their hands, and the big sticks crackled and fell on Fang Yiai and Du Wei."
Tell you to take away my sister-in-law, so that we will be less close in the future, and ask you to take away my sister-in-law" Those women were talking about Fang Yi's love and Du Wei, and there was hatred in their mouths.When Zhao Yunze saw this scene, he first opened his mouth in shock, and then looked at Cheng Yanjin with a grateful face.It's still Cheng Lao You, it's still Uncle Cheng's heart for me, and let Fang Yiai and Du Wei be scapegoats, otherwise, I will be the one who will be beaten at this time.Cheng Yanjin proudly brushed up his beard."
Hit the wrong person, hit the wrong person, the person who wants to take your sister is behind" Fang Yiai and Du Wei shouted loudly while dodging the big stick.At this time, the two of them probably had the intention of strangling Cheng Biting Jin.Those big sticks were wrapped in a thick red cloth, but they didn't hurt when they hit the body.But whoever was beaten was not happy, and the big stick stopped waving.Only then did the women realize that they had beaten two people, and that they were not wearing wedding clothes.And the man in the wedding dress was standing not far behind the two people who were beaten, smiling evilly with schadenfreude."
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You dare to cheat, sisters, give me a hard beating" A woman shouted, and the group of warblers and warblers rushed towards Zhao Yunze with big sticks.Zhao Yunze subconsciously wanted to step back, but Cheng Yanjin behind him suddenly pushed him forward.Alas, after all, I didn't miss this beating: