Zhao Yunze is playing treasure again.Since Zhao Deyan told him to shut up, he simply kept his mouth shut when he even spoke."
Lord Zhao, I just asked you not to avoid the important and talk about other things, not to stop you from talking."
Zhao Deyan saw that Zhao Yunze was like this, so he had to explain patiently and softly."
Oh, that's what you mean," Zhao Yunze said."
I said it earlier, I felt the wind and cold, and my nose was not breathable, but I was suffocated" After speaking, he also pretended to be panicked and gasped for a few breaths."
Envoy Zhao wants to say something, or I'll sing you a little song" Zhao Deyan wanted Zhao Yunze to shut up again.But with the lessons of the past, he had no choice but to continue to be patient, and said: "I asked you, the little Khan of Tuli attacked the camp of Yinshan, but you instigated it" Zhao Yunze was stunned for a moment, and then asked Zhao Deyan: "Envoy Zhao, do you have a wife and concubine" "Why do you ask this" Zhao Deyan was puzzled."
Answer me," Zhao Yunze suddenly shouted.His startled move not only startled Zhao Deyan, but even Li Shimin and the officials in the court were also shocked."
Naturally, there is a wife and concubine."
Zhao Deyan replied subconsciously."
If you go to your house as a guest one day, it will be difficult for your wife and concubine to give birth to a child who doesn't look like you after a while, and you will have to rely on a certain head," Zhao Yunze said with a cold face."
You, Lord Zhao, please pay attention to your words" Zhao Deyan warned Zhao Yunze."
Hehe, you should pay attention to the words that are your envoy Zhao."
Zhao Yunze smiled coldly and said, "I just went to Tuli's Tooth Court once, and you have to count Tuli's attack on the Yinshan camp on my head, what is the reason" "But it is precisely because you, Lord Zhao, went to the Tooth Court of the little Khan of Tuli, that Tuli raised troops and horses to attack the Yinshan camp.If it has nothing to do with you, then so-and-so does not believe. ”Zhao Deyan said again."
I took a look at your wife, and your wife can get pregnant" Zhao Yunze talked about Zhao Deyan's wife again.This analogy is good, very good and powerful, at least, there are so many Tang officials in the hall who think so, such as Cheng Yanjin and Wei Chigong.Zhao Deyan was choked by Zhao Yunze again, and he was speechless.Shameless and shameless, Zhao Deyan could only scold Zhao Yunze in his heart.Zhao Yunze said again: "At that time, I went to the Tuli Tooth Court with me, and there was also the stubbornness of the Khan of Jieli, even if I had the intention to instigate Tuli, would I do my best to do this, Tuli is so stupid, as soon as I say that he will listen to him as my grandson" The sentence "grandson" poked Zhao Deyan's sore spot again.As soon as he opened his mouth, he wanted to speak.But Zhao Yunze didn't give him a chance, and continued: "The Turkic attack on the Yinshan camp is your Turkic family matter, as a Tang minister, it's too late to hide, how can it be mixed into it, did your Zhao envoy forget, when he saw the battle in the Yinshan camp, he immediately disregarded his face and fled in disgrace."
Even on the way back, he didn't dare to go to Yinshan again, but went around from Liaodong back to Chang'an.Alas, the Turks are too dangerous, don't enter the living" "Hmph, you are escaping, it is clear that you have another mission. ”Zhao Deyan said, "I just happened to discuss the matter of Xue Yantuo with you again."
Xue Yantuo was originally a tribe of my Turks, why did you Datang allow him to establish a country on his own" As soon as Zhao Deyan said this, Li Shimin immediately pricked up his ears.This matter, if it is reasonable, is really a loss for Datang.Li Shimin also wanted to hear how Zhao Yunze explained the matter."
Envoy Zhao, I heard that last summer, Jieli Khan fought a battle with Xue Yantuo," Zhao Yunze asked."
Yes, this is my Turkic family matter, didn't Lord Zhao also say it, as a Tang minister, you will not interfere with our Turkic family affairs.Then why did you go to Xue Yantuo's department?"
"Oh, you also admit that it's a family matter.In this way, there is no need to explain the matter of Tuli's attack on the Yinshan camp. ”Zhao Yunze went back again."
I'm talking about Xue Yantuo now," Zhao Deyan shouted loudly."
That's right, I'm also talking about Xue Yantuo," Zhao Yunze said with a look of grievance, "Tuli fights Jieli, it is your Turkic family matter, and Jieli fights Xue Yantuo, it is also your Turkic family matter."
It's all a family matter, so I don't mix it, and I shouldn't mix it.Isn't that so?"
Zhao Deyan was confused.He really wanted to say like Chef Fan: Wait, take care of it, sort it out.But Zhao Yunze didn't give him a chance, and finally confused you, how could he make you sober up again, "Jieli beat Xue Yantuo, it was originally your Turkic family matter.But after the fight, it's not your family business. ”Zhao Yunze said."
Why" Zhao Deyan didn't care about "straightening it out", and hurriedly asked."
It's like being a daddy beating a child.Angry, pull over and beat.But afterwards, for this bear child, the father and mother should still be in charge.But what about your Jieli Khan, Xue Yantuo finished fighting, so he didn't care.Last winter, there was a lot of snow in Xue Yantuo's place, not to mention that a lot of livestock froze to death, and even a lot of people froze to death, and I didn't see Jieli Khan helping Xue Yantuo. ”Zhao Yunze said.Zhao Deyan said in his heart: Our Jieli Khan is stupid, Xue Yantuo turned his face with Jieli, and Jieli also went to help them Zhao Yunze said: "This is equivalent to saying that you Jieli Khan, who is the father, swept Xue Yantuo's child out of the house and didn't recognize this child."
We, Datang, are Turkic neighbors, and when we saw that Xue Yantuo's child was pitiful, we wanted to help this child and support Xue Yantuo to start his own business.Is this also a mistake, it is your envoy Zhao, seeing that the neighbor's child was kicked out of the house by his parents and starved and froze outside, did you harden your heart and ignore the child, and let him freeze to death and starve to death" Gao Ya is a national metaphor, this analogy is good, and many officials secretly praised Zhao Yunze.But then again, there are times when a country can be compared to a small family or a person, but there are also times when it cannot be compared like that.Zhao Yunze's analogy is purely far-fetched.But you really can't say he's wrong.If he is wrong, then Zhao Yunze will definitely say the opposite, you are too compassionate.This is sophistry Zhao Deyan is confused again, he is silent by what Zhao Yunze said."
What about Shuofang, our Turks didn't care about Shuofang, they didn't defect to your Tang Dynasty," Zhao Deyan mentioned again."
Shuofang has been the land of the Central Plains since ancient times, and it was forcibly occupied by your Turks in the past, and our Datang Dynasty will not say anything because of the neighborly feelings.But since Shuofang is willing to return to the rule of the Tang Dynasty, how can we Datang not accept it," Zhao Yunze said, "Conversely, Xue Yantuo is the same, if Xue Yantuo wants to return to the Turks one day, as long as you Jieli Khan treats Xue Yantuo well, then our Datang will never make irresponsible remarks."
Your Majesty, am I right" Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said: "That's right."
If Jieli Khan can treat Xue Yantuo well, then Datang will never be involved in this kind of thing. ”Zhao Yunze dared to say this because he had figured out Li Shimin's thoughts.At most, in one year, even the Turks will become the land of the Tang Dynasty.Fang Cai's words were just empty promises, and when they were said, they were said.Besides, Xue Yantuo will never be so stupid, Yi Nan is not suitable for letting go of a good khan, and he has to rush to lick Jieli's heels, "From beginning to end, so-and-so has never been involved in your Turkic affairs."
A certain is just loyal to the king's affairs and dedicated to completing the mission of the envoy.But you Turks are in turmoil, and a certain mission cannot be continued, and I am no wonder about it. ”Zhao Yunze said as if summarizing his statement."
Hmph, sophistry is all sophistry," Zhao Deyan said unconvinced.Zhao Yunze smiled slightly, and said: "Envoy Zhao said that so-and-so is sophistry, then please come up with actual evidence to prove that so-and-so is mixed with your Turkic things."
If not, you will never be allowed to splash dirty water on you, "There is evidence, and I still have to spend so much effort to smash my teeth with you, Zhao Deyan is speechless."
Li Shimin smiled and said, "Envoy Zhao, I said before that the Tang Dynasty monarchs and ministers said that the things that happened in the Turks have nothing to do with the Tang Dynasty.Now, as you wish, I let Zhao Yunze confront you in court.Since your envoy can't argue with Zhao Yunze, he can't come up with actual evidence.Then I can only reply to you as before, and I have never been involved in Turkic family affairs.It is rare for a noble envoy to come to Chang'an once, so it is better to stay for a few more days and enjoy the scenery of the Central Plains. ”"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness.It's just that he came to Chang'an this time on the orders of the Great Khan to negotiate with the Tang Dynasty about the things mentioned in the national letter.Since His Majesty said so, then there is nothing to say.All the experiences of a certain in Chang'an, a certain will be a Khan.As for how the Khan reacts, it is not something that can be interfered with. ”Zhao De said in an unkind tone."
Hehe, what Jieli's reaction is, I'll wait and see."
Zhao Yunze didn't wait for Li Shimin to speak, so he said directly to Zhao Deyan."
Envoy Zhao, I will send you a few words at the end.Our Datang's hospitality is that friends come with good wine, and jackals come with hunting bows.If anyone regards Datang as a friend, then Datang will treat him as a relative; If anyone regards Datang as an enemy, then our Datang must be his most competent enemy" "Well said" Cheng Yanjin shouted loudly.Li Shimin smiled and said to Zhao Deyan: "Envoy Zhao, what Zhao Yunze said just now is also what I mean. ”Zhao Deyan's face was blue and red for a while, and after a while of white, he arched his hand to Li Shimin and said: "The little envoy retires":