Zheng Qingchuan used to like a Qing Dynasty novel about the strange situation she had witnessed for twenty years, and she had read it twice.She felt that the second young master should not have read a book written by the Qing Dynasty, so she picked a joke she liked from this book.Zheng Qingchuan opened his mouth and said: "Some of the emperor's relatives are very down" The second young master immediately nodded in agreement, and then played with the folding fan, shook his head and smiled, and talked eloquently: "The founding emperor has a thirteenth generation of imperial grandson, who sells straw mats and cloth shoes in the countryside for a living, the year before last, this matter was known by the current emperor, and he felt very shameless, so he rewarded him with a thousand taels of gold, who knows, he is a good gambler, a good wine, a man and loves to be righteous, he squandered a thousand taels of gold in ten days, and now no one cares about him, he still lives a depressed life" Selling straw mats and shoes in the countryside sounds so much like Liu Bei However, Zheng Qingchuan has inquired before, and the current royal family surname "Dragon" must not have anything to do with the Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms Zheng Qingchuan calmed down a little and continued: "That imperial relative didn't have breakfast yet, so he bought a baked cake dipped in sesame seeds, walked to a tea shop, and spent a penny to buy tea to drink.The inferior tea in this tea shop is very cheap, and for only a penny, you can drink as much as you want. ”"Take a bite of the pancake and drink a bowl of tea.After eating the baked cakes, he didn't leave, but dipped his fingers in saliva, and the others in the tea shop who were writing on the table praised him, what a diligent reader, second brother, guess what he was doing" The second young master raised his eyebrows and thought: "Isn't it writing, is it deliberately pretending to write, making a false name" Zheng Qingchuan shook his head with a smile.The second young master raised his eyebrows, and guessed: "Maybe he wants to drink a few more bowls of tea" Zheng Qingchuan still shook his head and smiled.The second young master guessed vigorously: "Maybe he just stretched out his hand to draw casually" Zheng Qingchuan smiled: "You didn't guess, I continued, after writing for a quarter of an hour, he looked up at the sky, with a pensive look, in a daze, and suddenly, reached out and slapped the table hard. ”The second young master immediately interrupted Zheng Qingchuan's words, and said with a smile: "Don't guess, this must be a madman" Zheng Qingchuan shook his head: "Second brother, let me tell you, didn't you say before, did you have sesame seeds on the baked cake He wasn't writing before, but picking up the sesame seeds scattered on the table with his fingers to eat, so he had to touch his mouth with his fingers, and then go to the table to scratch it." ”The second young master imagined that picture in his mind, and couldn't help but smile, the curvature of the corners of his mouth could only be regarded as a smile.Zheng Qingchuan immediately said: "Second brother, you have a smile" The second young master shook the folding fan and smiled happily: "Don't worry, you can't do without you, why do you slap the table again" Zheng Qingchuan knew as soon as he heard it, the second young master was pampered since he was a child, and he hadn't seen a table with cracks Zheng Qingchuan said: "Because the table in the tea shop is old, there are a few cracks on the table, and a few sesame seeds have fallen into the cracks, so he wants to slap the table."
As soon as he slapped it, the table shook, and the sesame seeds jumped out" The second young master thought about it, "poof", and laughed again.Zheng Qingchuan immediately said again: "Second brother, two tips" The second young master laughed loudly: "This is a joke, only change one bag" Zheng Qingchuan insisted: "A person, there can be countless jokes in a lifetime, although I tell one person, but it is two jokes" The second young master said: "One" Zheng Qingchuan was stubborn: "Two and my jokes are not finished, do you want to continue listening" The second young master hesitated, snorted dissatisfiedly, raised his eyebrows and said: "Okay, two, you can continue to finish, don't be intermittent" Zheng Qingchuan thought for a while, After adapting it, he said: "After he slapped the table ten times in a row, he suddenly hung his head. ”The second young master immediately interjected: "This must be a failure to shoot out the sesame seeds" Zheng Qingchuan said with a smile: "He suddenly asked Xiao Er for a toothpick and used a toothpick to write on the table."
After writing for a while, he was not satisfied, his expression was still depressed, and he asked Xiao Er for an embroidery needle.Xiao Er thought to himself, this scholar is really strange, asking for a toothpick is to pick teeth, but what to do with embroidery needles" The second young master's eyebrows danced, and he immediately interjected: "Picking up sesame seeds, I think the toothpick is too thick, not as thin as the embroidery needle, maybe the table slit is relatively small, and the sesame is stuck" Zheng Qingchuan nodded, and said sincerely: "Yes, the second brother is so smart" The second young master immediately smiled, although he was just smiling, he was caught by Zheng Qingchuan again.Zheng Qingchuan said loudly: "Second brother, you laughed three more tips" The second young master raised the fan, and immediately wanted to knock Zheng Qingchuan, and said with a smile: "The stingy ghost divides a joke into three paragraphs, and deliberately covets my tips" Zheng Qingchuan stood up, flexibly dodged the fan, and shook his head stubbornly: "Didn't I say that there are many jokes in a person's life, there are countless I tell about three, you give me three tips" The second young master thought for a while, suddenly stopped laughing, straightened his face, and said: "Looking back now, the story you told is not funny at all" Zheng Qingchuan smiled: "Xuehua and Chi Yue can testify, you laughed just now" She stretched out her little thumb, hooked it, and said slyly: "A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase" The second young master wrinkled his nose, snorted again, glared at Zheng Qingchuan with a smile, and sighed: "Tricksters, I've fooled you three" Zheng Qingchuan happily jumped on the spot, and said with a bright smile: "Second brother, I still have jokes, do you want to listen to them" "Don't listen to it, don't listen" The second young master knocked on the table with a folding fan, knocked several times, and laughed angrily, and said self-deprecatingly: " If you take out a thousand tips, won't I become your little trickster, don't you want to lie to me again" Xuehua and Chi Yue both turned their backs, hiding from laughing Zheng Qingchuan was happy to himself, walking around in the pavilion, taking a walk, looking at the scenery, and being content, ignoring the second young master's calculations and accusations.The second young master was not convinced after all, and came up with another idea: "I'll let Xuehua tell you a joke, if you laugh, give me a trick too" Zheng Qingchuan shook his head and said firmly: "You don't count if you talk about Xuehua" The second young master shook his fan in a chic manner, and said arrogantly: "The person who is waiting for this young master to tell a joke in person has not yet been born" Zheng Qingchuan laughed: "On such a cold day, you still shake a fan and pretend to be elegant" The second young master pointed to the brazier with a fan, raised his eyebrows and said: "The fan is hot air, the bigger the fan, the more the fire burns, you little girl, is more conservative than the old master" He glanced at Zheng Qingchuan's body with his eyes again, and finally grabbed a handle, and said proudly: "Look at you, chubby, you can't even see your waist, it's ugly" Zheng Qingchuan looked up, equal in momentum, and replied: "Look at you, you can't help but be weak, your fingers are not as thick as mine, and you can't even catch a chicken" Second Young Master: "Look at you, your nose is red, and you must be greedy if you stick to a cherry" Zheng Qingchuan: "Look at you, your face is white, like a flour seller, you must be calculating" After speaking, The two of them bent over and laughed in unison.The second young master said that he was thirsty, and as soon as he took a sip of tea, he suddenly couldn't help laughing again, and squirted out.It happened to be sprayed in the brazier, and the burning charcoal met the water, and suddenly "snorted" and emitted white smoke.Xuehua was clever and immediately made a joke lively: "Even the brazier laughed" Chi Yue and Xuehua were still worried before, afraid that the two were quarreling, but now they finally put their hearts in their stomachs, and the two maids also looked at each other and smiled.------ digression------ the first update is late today, I'll come early tomorrow and in the evening, and the second more collection will be recommended.