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001 Prince Taizi is stupid and can't tell the difference


Hello everyone, my name is too purple, it is too purple too purple, too purple purple, it looks clear at a glance, but when others hear my name, they must think that I am the prince, but I must tell you a sad news, when my father gave me this name, I did not want to take the homophonic prince of Taizi, but my father said, my mother saw me for the first time after I was born, and said that this child's skin is too purple qaq That's right, that's how my name came from, it's so casual, if you can, I hope that others will never know this fact.But although I am a fake prince, but my family really has a real prince, although it is not me, but it is my mother, oh, by the way, my mother said, this prince is not what she wants to be, it is His Majesty's grandfather who drove her to the shelf, and became it in desperation, so so far my Majesty's grandfather has said several times that he is going to abdicate, and my mother is not happy to deal with him.Getting back to the point, I believe I don't need to say it, everyone knows who my father and mother are, that's right, it's the flower of Kaolin, Yun Guhong, and the ruffian Mu Lan on the street, I am the crystallization of their love, Yun is too purple.Of course, I think so, but my mother often refutes me, saying that I picked it up on the road, and I gave it when I bought something, and said that I gave it to me with phone bills, and my mother thought I was a child and could lie to me casually Like a cute little girl like me, who is willing to lose a valuable little girl like me, who is willing to lose money and give away a smart little girl like me, why don't you know that you have to pay for talking When I was a child, I often heard my mother say that many people she met were selling stupidity with their strength, Every time she can play them around, at that time, I was thinking, my mother is so stupid, and I can still play them around, so how stupid are they Because of this incident, I suddenly gave birth to a feeling of being overwhelmed by the cold, and finally understood why Daddy became the flower of Kaolin, probably there are not many people as smart as my father, at that time, I was worried, Daddy is so smart, and he barely found someone as stupid as his mother as the other half, then I will find a husband in the future, Isn't it necessary to look for it according to my mother's appearance, okay, if he can be as handsome as my mother, I can barely accept it, after all, in this way, my children can inherit my IQ and his handsomeness in the future.Mouth, so Xiao Taizi doesn't know that heredity is the most inaccurate, but now I'm still a child, so I don't think about it for so long, one of the things I'm more worried about now is, do I want a younger brother or a younger sister, why do you ask me so entangled, because my mother is pregnant again, why do you need it, and I already have a younger brother and sister, stupid, that's because the last pregnancy my mother gave birth to me is me.One day when I woke up, my father and mother asked me, "Taizi, do you want a brother or sister?"

”Oh, forgive me for my young ignorance, but I was still very smart, but I didn't understand at the time that if I was born, my father and mother would not have given birth to my brother and sister."

Why" my father and mother didn't care about my childlike words, but were just curious why I didn't want an older brother or sister.It's very simple, I said, "Because if I were an older sister, I would have beaten my younger siblings, and if I had older siblings, I would have been beaten." ”My father and mother:" I looked at them and thought to myself, am I wrong, I often see Big Flower bullying Little Flower, oh, Big Flower and Little Flower are a pair of brothers, but a pair of dog brothers."

Younger siblings are not for fighting."

Daddy reached out and touched my head and said to me, "If you have a younger brother or sister, then you have to take good care of them, because you are their older sister." ”Oh don't why I refused, I said, "Then daddy, mother, you should give me a brother or sister." ”Taking care of them or something, it sounds like a lot of trouble, so at that time I was thinking, I refused to have a brother or sister, because my brother and sister are troublesome, and I hate trouble the most.Originally, I thought it was just a hypothetical question, but who knew a few days later, I knew that this was a real problem, because my mother was pregnant, and I was very angry after I knew, because my father and mother had a child before I came to ask if I liked my brother or sister, I said I didn't like it and couldn't return it, it was too much, I ran to my father and mother, and said to them: "Forget it this time, you still give birth to your brother or sister, I don't dislike it, but if there is a next time, You must discuss it with me first, okay" After all, I will also be the one who will take care of them in the future.Of course, my father and mother have no opinion, and say that I am very sensible and obedient, but I can't care about my father's and mother's praise of me, because I have to hurry up and think about it, whether I want my brother or sister Although my father and mother said that my brother and sister are used to take care of them, not to fight, but I still have to think about it.It's just that soon, I knew that I was thinking about it in vain, because one day my father told me that my mother was pregnant with two little babies, so it is very likely that she had both younger brothers and sisters at once.At that time, I was stunned, watching my mother's stomach bulge like a watermelon, I felt that my mother was so powerful for the first time, I ate a little more, and I was holding on to death when my little belly bulged, and my mother was able to put my younger brothers and sisters into my stomach, no wonder people outside were so frightened of my mother.To be reasonable, Xiao Taizi, your mother is frightened because of her strength, not because she can give birth.Later, my mother gave birth, and sure enough, I gave birth to a younger brother and sister, I followed my father to see the newborn brother and sister, so small, so black, so red, so ugly, I asked my father: "Daddy, are my younger brothers and sisters going to be called too ugly and too ugly" Dad and mother: ""Finally, my brother is called Ping'an, my sister is called Guigui, I asked my father: "Daddy, why is my brother called Ping'an" Daddy told me: "Because my brother is relatively weak, your mother and I hope that he can grow up safely." ”I nodded, even though I was only six years old, I already knew what death was, and although I felt that my younger siblings were troublesome, I didn't want my younger brother to die.Daddy asked me: "That is too purple, do you know why my sister is called Guigui" I thought for a while and replied to my father: "The main reason is that my sister is not cheap." ”Daddy: "When I didn't have a younger sibling before, I used to eat breakfast, play, lunch, play, dinner, play, and go to bed every day, but now I have a younger sibling, so now every day I eat breakfast, play with my younger siblings, eat lunch, play with my younger siblings, eat dinner, play with my younger siblings, and then go to bed.Overall, I still had a good time, but I felt a little sad that my father and mother didn't care about me as much as they used to, they always revolved around my younger siblings, and once I was hungry, they didn't even notice it.I feel a little sad, but I don't want to cry, I don't want my dad and my mother to worry, but I also want my dad and my mother to care for me and love me.So one day, after my father and mother were asleep, I secretly ran to my brother and sister's room, and then took off my shoes and climbed into my brother and sister's bed. ”I was afraid that as soon as they cried, I brought my father and mother over.I sat on the bed and whispered to them: "Sister sleep here for one night, don't cry, wait until tomorrow my father and mother will love me and care about me, I will no longer sleep with you, okay" My brother and sister are really smart, after understanding my words, they really don't make noise, don't cry or make trouble, I watched them all fall asleep, I slowly lay down, closed my eyes and started to sleep.I couldn't help but smile secretly when I thought that when my father and mother came to see me tomorrow when they came to see my younger siblings, they would love me and care for me as if they cared for and loved my younger siblings.I reached out and grabbed my brother and sister's little hands, and whispered to them, "Sister doesn't want to rob your father and mother with you, you are not allowed to be angry with my sister." ”My brother and sister are asleep, so naturally they won't answer me, but it's okay, I'll just assume that they are acquiescing.When I woke up the next day, I saw my father and my mother sitting on the edge of the bed, and I wanted to get up on my own, but I thought that my brother and sister usually lay on the bed and waited for my father and mother to pick them up, so I held back and obediently lay on the bed without moving.Sure enough, when my father saw that I was awake, he reached out and hugged me, and asked me with a smile if I slept well.Oh, I was right to do this, I happily put my arms around my father and mother's neck, nodded with a smile, and said, "I slept well, and my brother and sister didn't press me." ”Brother and sister: "But sister, you're pressing us.After my mother changed my clothes, she took me to wash, and I was very happy to see my mother pour water for me, wring out my handkerchief, and wipe my face as before.When my mother took me to breakfast, I found that my father had bought all the breakfast I liked, and I couldn't help but laugh when I looked at my father and mother sitting next to me on the left and right.I'm really too smart, my father and mother really love me and care about me as before, but as a good sister, I still said to my father and mother: "Ping An and Guigui are awake, father and mother, let's bring them over" "But we all want to accompany Taizi today." ”My mother touched my head, and I was happy and puzzled to hear it.I'm happy that my mother still cares more about me, and I don't want my younger brothers and sisters to be the same as me, without the care and love of my father and mother, I think of what my father and mother said before, I am a sister, and I want to take care of my younger brothers and sisters, so I said: "But if Ping An and Guigui are not accompanied by us, they will also be unhappy." ”In the end, my father and mother still brought my brother and sister over, but they still kept giving me food, and my father had to feed me breakfast, but my brother and sister were left out in the cold.Seeing that my father and mother didn't notice, I finally silently went over and hugged my brother and sister, and said to my father and mother: "Father, mother, brother and sister are still young, we have to take good care of them." ”No wonder when I was a child, I heard my grandfather say that I was afraid that my father and mother would not take care of her, I didn't know what it meant before, but after seeing my younger siblings, I suddenly became a little suspicious.It turned out that what my grandfather said still made some sense, I looked down at my younger brothers and sisters who had become white and chubby, very cute, and thought silently in my heart, let my sister take care of you in the future, after all, my father and mother are sometimes really unreliable.I sighed silently, and suddenly felt like I had a great responsibility.------ off-topic------ what you want is outside.,Reasonable.,It's the first time it's written in the first person.,It's awkward \ But Xiao Taizi is still very cute.,Just like me, there are a few chapters outside.,It's going to come out one after another.,Girls, don't worry ha3╰Love you guys.,