Deng Zhou inspected the front line for a while, and a strong smell of meat came from the rear.Yang Chen came up with a hippie smile and greeted Deng Zhou, "Divisional commander, the braised elephant meat has been prepared, go down and taste it, I can leave you something in the key parts, eat it, but it will replenish qi and nourish blood" "you, you let your soldiers eat less, one by one at night, where can I get women for them" Deng Zhou punched him in the chest, Lang laughed and teased, and followed him to the rear headquarters.At this moment, the soldiers had already started to eat in groups of three or five, and the cooking class had already cooked elephant meat for the soldiers to taste.There were more than 300 giant elephants killed, each of which was four or five meters tall and weighed five or six tons.Because the cooks come from all over the world, steaming, cooking, frying, sweet, salty, spicy and sour, there are all kinds of methods.It was like the meat was rough, like sugar cane in the mouth, but the meat was very fragrant, more mellow than the taste of beef.The soldiers chewed and gnawed so hard that they were almost swallowing their tongues."
Commander, I'll tell you seriously.Our division headquarters is full of young men with strong blood, and they always hold back when they see the cow's eyes glow green.Shall we make a report to the superiors, give advice to the president, and see how to solve this problem" The two chatted while walking, and Yang Chen gave Deng Zhou an opinion with a wicked smile."
you, why don't you go and type this report.If you let the president know that we are thinking about these things on the front line, we will definitely be slaughtered" Deng Zhou glared at him, and smiled helplessly, there is no way to deal with this cynical brother."
Commander, I'm serious.When the soldiers left their homeland, it was inevitable that there would be some nervousness in this strange land.If you don't let them vent, sooner or later it will cause a big disaster.I heard that there was a soldier in our military region, because he was stimulated on the battlefield, and when he slept at night, he killed all the brothers in his team with a gun. ”Yang Chen reminded Deng Zhou in a matter-of-fact manner, what he said was the same as the truth, it seemed that there was really such a thing."
It's really a problem to hear you say this, killing people all day long, even my nerves are tense" Deng Zhou thought about it seriously, as if there was really such a saying.The affairs of men and women are not only satisfying, but most importantly, they can also soothe the wounds of the soul."
Division commander, the president admires you so much, he will definitely not punish you.As long as your words are tactful, such a smart person as the president can understand what you mean at once, and he will definitely agree to this matter" Yang Chen saw that Deng Zhou was a little hesitant, and he pouted anxiously beside him."
Well, these Indian women are pitiful anyway, the men are all dead, and they can't even eat.If we serve the army, we can still give them a bite to eat.I'll give a report to my superiors later, but don't hope too much, kid.When the time comes, if the president replies to the punishment order, I think you will still think about these messy things in the future" Deng Zhou smiled, and was finally persuaded by Yang Chen.For the sake of the mental health of the brothers, he was also willing to let go."
Don't be afraid, teacher, I naturally have great confidence.Not only do we ask for something for the president, but we also want to give the president a big gift this time.With this gift, the president is happy, even if he doesn't agree, he won't criticize us" Yang Chen pretended to smile mysteriously, and took Deng Zhou around the headquarters and went up a slope.Deng Zhou followed him inexplicably, and before he could figure out what was going on, he was stunned by the scene in front of him as soon as he climbed up the hill.Below the slope is a vast meadow, fenced high on all sides.There were hundreds of baby elephants eating grass in the fence, and they were obviously a little smaller than the giant elephants that had just been killed."
How about it, the division commander's gift is heavy enough, the president likes these strange things, the last time we went to the panda and bear sanctuary in Chengdu, such a big mountain was demarcated by the president himself, and no one can hunt there.Let's send these baby elephants back to China, and he will definitely be happy" Yang Chen patted his chest and relieved Deng Zhou.When they went to the Chengdu Military Region for a meeting, they also went to the reserve to see the cat and bear once, and they were completely amused by the furry thing."
Yang Chen, don't blame me for not warning you, we'd better do less of these opportunistic things in the future.The president can't see his subordinates like this, we still have to show our achievements to make him happy" Deng Zhou poured a basin of cold water on him, turned around and walked down the hill towards the headquarters.He couldn't understand this brother who grew up since he was a child, he had a lively brain since he was a child, and he had a lot of ghost ideas for fighting.But it always gives people a feeling of lightness, otherwise they would have joined the army together and relied on their military exploits to be promoted to division commander a long time ago."
Okay, isn't it for the sake of our new China.The president will definitely not eat these treasures anyway, and he will definitely build another garden for everyone to visit.We are not doing what we like, we are collecting treasures for New China" Yang Chen followed closely behind him, and defended himself nonchalantly.He has a very light view of fame and fortune, and his daily life is not as restrained as Deng Zhou, and he is not serious.The command headquarters was full of people, and the chief of staff and three brigade commanders were eating elephant meat hot pot.As soon as Deng Zhou entered the house, everyone stood up and saluted Deng Zhou with a smile."
Division commander, why did you come back, this elephant meat hot pot will soon have only some soup left to drink" Chief of Staff Zhang Zhaoqi smiled, and hurriedly gave Deng Zhou and Yang Chen a seat to come out."
You fools, you can eat good things when you come across them, I see how you can sleep tonight" Deng Zhou smiled, sat down with Yang Chen, and immediately picked up the elephant meat from the hot pot, and if he didn't taste it again, there was really soup left to drink."
Commander, you don't have to worry about it.If the three of us can't sleep, I'll take down this castle for you tonight" Wu Tiejun, the left brigade commander, wiped the oil and water from the corner of his mouth, patted his chest and confidently boasted to Deng Zhou."
That's right, division commander, our third brother won't eat hot pot at your place for nothing" "Division, you just look at it."
Within a day, we will definitely take the castle for you" The right brigade commander Li Zhenfan and the middle brigade commander Wang Wei were also full of confidence."
Hey, this elephant meat is so refreshing.Let's talk about it, where does this hard bone come from" Deng Zhou chewed elephant meat while looking at the three of them and asked.Yang Chen also specially took the privately stored old wine and filled a bowl for everyone present.This elephant meat is tender and refreshing, and it is not as difficult to chew as imagined, so it is no wonder that only a few slices are left to be eaten by these fools.But I don't know why, the meat always smells a little sassy, and I don't know where this piece of meat was cut from
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