Although he can't chant poetry or write anything, Liang Xiao is also a battle-hardened joker, and he comes with cold jokes as soon as he opens his mouth.He refused the invitation of Huainan nobles several times, and now he is a little famous, many people thought that he would carry the score of a famous person, but he didn't expect him to be so lively, so he was naturally happy.It didn't take long for Liang Xiao to become an indispensable and important figure.The teenagers listened with relish, and even the Hu family attendants and maids on the side blushed when they heard it, but they were reluctant to leave.The toasters were one after another, and Liang Xiao soon drank high.While burping, he squinted his eyes and looked around for the maid surnamed Li.Finally found her in the crowd, Liang Xiao hugged her, almost hung on her, pinched her pepper milk through her clothes, and shouted loudly: "Hu Jun, where is the thatched house, I want her to accompany me, are you willing to do it" The maid snorted in pain, and her tears were about to fall.The teenagers next to him laughed knowingly.On such occasions, it is not uncommon for a maid to be dragged to a secluded place to rectify the Fa on the spot, and it is even more common to take advantage of it.Liang Xiao's behavior was not only not rude, but won the unanimous approval of the teenagers and became a symbol of his peers.Ranger, not only must have good martial arts, good drinking, but also be able to let go, pedantic and restrained Confucianism is not liked by anyone.Hu Lai also drank a lot, but he was mainly in a bad mood.Spending money to buy a banquet, but it has become Liang Xiao's home field, Hu Lai is really not happy, he was sitting on the chairman and drinking, when he suddenly heard Liang Xiao call him, and tried to look twice, only to find that Liang Xiao was so drunk that he was delirious, and he still didn't forget to take advantage of the maid, and couldn't help but snort with disdain.A pariah is a pariah, I haven't seen a real beauty, and I can't hold it when I see a handmaid with a bit of beauty, and I don't know who I'm flirting.Hehe, I didn't find a chance after tracking for a few days, but I didn't expect you to send it to the door yourself, it's really providential.Hu Lai gave the maid a look, and pretended to laugh boldly: "Why don't you show mercy to Liang Jun's subordinates, you can't say goodbye." ”The teenagers laughed, and they often took care of their maidservants and secretly took them away.The maid saw Hu Lai's eyes, endured Liang Xiao's strange hands, and helped Liang Xiao out of the tent.Hu Lai is not like Liang Xiao and others, who are in a hurry, and can solve it by finding a random place.He dug a pit outside the tent and erected a wooden plank over the pit to serve as a makeshift latrine.When leaving, let the pit be filled, and the weeds will regenerate the next year, leaving almost no traces.Because it is in the open air, in order to avoid the smell, this manure pit is dozens of steps away from the big tent, and is placed deep in the weeds at the foot of the mountain.The maidservant helped Liang Xiao down the hillside, and when she saw that there was no one around, she took the opportunity to bend over, put her hand into the hem of her skirt, and wanted to find a short knife tied to her calf, but Liang Xiao was killed.As soon as her hand touched the short knife, she suddenly felt a heat between her legs, and an extra hand.She was startled, looked down, and found that Liang Xiao's hand had also reached in at some point."
You" The maid's face turned red, and she shouted, "What do you want to do" "Hehe, you are so beautiful." ”Liang Xiao had a big tongue, he couldn't speak clearly, his body was shaking, and he might fall into the dung pit at any time.To keep his balance, he held the maid's other hand tightly, and the remaining hand groped between the maid's legs.The weather was still hot, and the maid did not wear pants in her skirt except for her foot clothes, and her bare legs were touched by Liang Xiao.She was extremely angry, and wanted to push Liang Xiao into the dung pit, but she was afraid that she would be dragged in by Liang Xiao and covered in filth, so she had to be patient and deal with Liang Xiao."
Tsk, that's slippery."
Liang Xiao's face was intoxicated, he was so drunk, but his fingers were so flexible that he couldn't speak, the maid couldn't cover it, she was in a hurry, she was stunned, the short knife was touched by Liang Xiao, pulled it out, and looked at it in front of her carefully."
Hey, what's this, yes, shiny."
Liang Xiao tried his best to open his drunken eyes, tilt his head, and carefully identify it.The maidservant was shocked and subconsciously held her breath."
Oh, it's useless."
Liang Xiao seemed to be so drunk that he didn't recognize the knife, so he threw the short knife aside, and once again put his hand into the skirt of the maid and touched it.The maid breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, but she couldn't cry or laugh, and she messed up, and the original assassination plan was thrown aside, just like the short knife."
Help me find it."
Liang Xiao said with a big tongue: "I can't find the bird." ”Looking at Liang Xiao who borrowed wine to make sex, the maid was so angry that she gritted her silver teeth, and she couldn't wait to push Liang Xiao directly into the dung pit, but although Liang Xiao was drunk, her hand strength was very strong, and her arm hurt and she couldn't make it hard.Seeing that someone was coming out of the tent again, he had to endure the shame, put his hand into the hem of Liang Xiao's clothes, groped up, and soon encountered a hot and hard thing."
Phew" Liang Xiao gasped and opened his eyes wide.The servant girl gritted her teeth and rebuked in a low voice: "Hurry up, someone is coming." ”"I can't pee."
Liang Xiao said with a smile: "It's so comfortable, Hu Lai, don't you often let you do this" "Shut up" Seeing someone approaching, the maid finally couldn't help it, tears rolled in her eyes."
If you humiliate me again, I will kill you.""
Hehe, don't tease, don't tease."
Liang Xiao laughed, pushed the maid away, turned around, and urinated himself.A young man walked over with a servant girl in his arms, glanced at Liang Xiao, smiled knowingly, and pulled the servant girl to the grass next to him.The servant girl blushed, giggled, and glanced at the servant girl beside Liang Xiao intentionally or unintentionally.The servant girl was ashamed, but she couldn't explain it.She wanted to find her short knife, and when Liang Xiao was relieved, she ended up with him, and looked around, but found nothing.She was very surprised, but she didn't say much, so she had to help Liang Xiao, who had finished untying her hand, endure his incivility, and return to the big tent.Seeing that Liang Xiao came back with a satisfied face, but the maid was disheveled and flushed, Hu Lai was very annoyed and glared at the maid fiercely.The maid blushed, lowered her head, sent Liang Xiao back to her position, and walked away like hiding from the plague, never wanting to approach Liang Xiao for half a step again.Hu Lai called her to his side and shouted in a low voice: "Li Rongqing, what's the matter with you, do you still want to redeem yourself" "I" Li Rongqing was ashamed and annoyed, biting her lip, unable to say a word."
Please bear with me for a moment, the slave will kill him tonight.""
If you can't kill him today, I'll sell you tomorrow."
Hu Lai said viciously: "Get out" Li Rong was embarrassed, glared at Liang Xiao fiercely, and withdrew from the big tent.Although Liang Xiao was staggering and full of wine, he could see this scene clearly.He smiled in his heart, twisted his fingers, and praised in his heart."
It's worthy of practicing martial arts, it feels really good, this is tight: