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Chapter 848: Funny, Right?


The town of Deira, Myanmar, is the closest town near the border with China.As far as Shangxin Dagger Qi is concerned Chinese Netra Town is not large, there are only three or four hundred households, but there is a military camp not far from Darpa Town.Bo Hu, a major general in Myanmar, sits on the border, and after so many years, he has become a little tired of this kind of life day after day, day after day.Sitting on the balcony of the barracks office building, Bo Hu's sun-tanned face showed a bored look.Although he is in his fifties, Bohu feels like a young man, he likes to fight, and has a pathological fanaticism about war.Suddenly, a diminutive Burmese soldier ran up from downstairs, looking at the tiger sitting on the balcony with a look of fear in his eyes."

What's the matter" Bo Hu's voice was hoarse, because his throat had been cut by a grenade fragment during a battle more than a dozen years ago."

General, there is news from Huaxia, let us cooperate with the arrest of a fugitive" "Huaxia fugitive" Bo Hu's face flashed with a touch of boredom, and said: "You can send a squad to help capture the fugitives" The Burmese soldier's expression changed slightly, hesitated for a moment, and said: "General, news came from Huaxia that if we catch the fugitives, they will give us 1,000 Type 95 semi-automatic rifles and ten new tanks." ”"What" Fighting Hu's face changed, just like a monkey, he jumped down from the balcony, his eyes flashed with excitement, "You are serious" "Hmm" "Okay, very good, gather all the soldiers immediately, and let me go to capture the fugitives from China" A general who loves war, naturally knows weapons and has a fanatical attachment.Burma's weapons are too backward, and now Huaxia is willing to come up with 1,000 Type 95 semi-automatic rifles, plus 10 new tanks, which is enough to fight the tiger with all its might.Soon more than 2,000 soldiers in the barracks were assembled, and old tanks drove out of the barracks, dusty.Three hundred meters away from the barracks, the seven half-step grandmasters who had come after Li Ling looked at the rumbling sound in the distance, and their expressions were strange."

This is the strength and weapons of Burma on the border," the corners of a half-step master's mouth twitched."

Otherwise" "No wonder a thousand Type 95 semi-automatic rifles plus ten new tanks can make them desperate" "Rely on them, you can catch Li Ling" "They are just a trick, catch Li Ling, we have to rely on ourselves" Bo Hu sat on top of an old-fashioned tank, wearing big sunglasses, throwing shoddy cigars at the corners of his mouth, and shouted in high spirits: "Listen to me, when you catch the Chinese fugitives, I will reward you with a bottle of pure Russian vodka each." ”"Long live the general" "In Deira, no one can escape the palm of the general" "As soon as our mighty army comes out, who will fight" Listening to the chaotic cheers, Fighting Tiger had a look of pride on his face, although he knew that his group of subordinates were all rabble, but he believed that with his own leadership, even this group of rabble, they could be invincible and invincible, not to mention, although the more than 2,000 Burmese soldiers looked vulnerable, they couldn't bear to be familiar with this area.Soon, some roads leading to Burma were blocked by this group of Burmese soldiers.Twenty miles from the town of Deira, a group of soldiers carried an old-fashioned 81-bar and pulled up an iron fence.Fighting Tiger crossed his legs, sitting on top of an old-fashioned tank, smoking a cigar."

Hmph, I have already laid a net of heaven and earth, just waiting for the Chinese fugitive to be caught."

With a cigar in his mouth, he felt that he was very stylish, and in some American blockbusters, those big guys were like this.At the same time, Li Ling and the others also rushed to the vicinity of Deira."

Li Shao, those troops should be capturing us" Limoth's blue eyes flashed with a strange light.Along the way, they have already met quite a few Burmese soldiers."

With those ruffians, they still want to catch us" Li Ling really didn't look down on those Burmese soldiers, but those Burmese soldiers were too unbearable."

Although the soldiers are vulnerable, let's put on some makeup to avoid trouble," Limoth said.Although Li Ling has a variety of faces, he can still control his facial muscles and change his appearance.Qin Tian is even more powerful, not only his face has changed, but even his height and body shape have changed drastically.Limoth also changed her appearance through the real dragon mecha.As for the little kid, now he is half dead, Li Ling directly stuffed him into a big backpack and carried him on his back.Soon, the group of three people turned around and walked towards the road.Ten minutes later, Li Ling and the others appeared on the road twenty miles away from the town of Dela.Fighting Tiger yawned and sat on the old-fashioned tank, looking at Li Ling and the three of them walking in the distance, and didn't pay much attention.At this moment, Li Ling's skin was darkened, and his face looked very thin, with a bit of a sharp-beaked monkey cheek.Qin Tian was fat and fat, at least three or four hundred pounds, and every step he took out, he was out of breath, and his body was covered with the smell of sweat.As for Limoth, there was not much change, her blonde hair turned black, her beautiful eyes looked dull, and her cheeks were a little sunken."

Who are you" As Li Ling approached, a soldier carrying an 81 bar ran towards them quickly.Limoth looked at the soldiers who came running in a trembling manner, and said, "We are going to Defeng City to catch the market" Li Ling listened to Limoth, who spoke smooth Burmese, and admired it in his heart."

Defeng City is gathering again" The soldier was slightly stunned, and then peeked at the fighting tiger sitting on the old-fashioned tank, and said in a low voice: "The general has an order, Delazhen is blocked today, and no one can leave" Without waiting for Limoth to speak, the soldier laughed and said in a low voice: "However, if you bring me a pack of cigarettes back from Defeng City, I will let you go" In the soldier's opinion, Li Ling They must be residents of Delazhen, unless they don't want to live in Delazhen, otherwise, they don't dare to fool him at all."

Okay" Limmos deliberately showed embarrassment on her face, and hesitated for a moment before she said yes.At this moment, another soldier ran over, secretly glanced at the yawning Fighting Tiger, and said to Limoth: "Give me a whole bag, otherwise, don't think about going over today" Li Ling's eyebrows and feet jumped, he didn't expect these Burmese soldiers to be so arrogant and blatantly blackmailed, this kind of thing could not happen in Huaxia at all."

Special mother, you really think I am a dead man" Suddenly, Bo Hu, who had been sitting on the old-fashioned tank, stood up and shouted at the two soldiers surrounding Li Ling and them: "You are blackmailing cigarettes again" aa2705221: