After Yue Feng finished dividing the ammunition, he called Meng Da into the headquarters.
Meng Mengjiao followed closely and stuck closely behind Yue Feng, as if she had a mortal enemy.
Yue Feng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but fortunately, he asked the two siblings to leave immediately and left her alone.
He smiled and said: "Brother Meng, please sit down, little aunt.
There is no tea here, you can only drink cold water."
Meng Da quickly said: "Colonel Tie, you are too polite.
In your place, cold water is better than nectar and jade liquid, it is the most delicious thing in the world."
Meng Mengjiao snorted coldly: "Cold water is cold water, it tastes terrible, especially with the smell of ninety-nine concubines."
At this time, a man rushed in and shouted: "Who has ninety-nine concubines?"
The person who came was none other than Sima Qian.
Yue Feng was stunned and said: "Xiaoqian, why are you back?"
Sima Qian did not answer.
She looked at Meng Mengjiao closely and looked her up and down: "Okay, this is your sweetheart in Baoshan City who has good taste.
He is a vixen, with a good look and a good attitude.
Humph, although he is a little worse than me, he is also It’s so plump.”
Meng Mengjiao suddenly became energetic, raising her neck like a fighting cock: "What's wrong with you?
I'm obviously much older than you, okay?
I'm better than you from top to bottom.
Humph, I'm like Xi Tzu, you are that thing Shi.”
Sima Qian quit: "Except for your foxy aura, nothing compares to me."
Yue Feng was surprised and said: "Xiaoqian, didn't I order you to be the Secretary-General of Simplified Chinese Characters?
Why come back?
Do you know how dangerous the battlefield is?"
Sima Qian stepped forward gently, took Yue Feng's hand, pressed against him tightly, and kissed him romantically.
The more she kissed, the more passionate she became, and the more she kissed, the more romantic she became.
Meng Mengjiao's eyes suddenly turned "green" and she was about to step forward with jealousy.
Meng Da was well prepared.
He grabbed her violently and shouted in a low voice, "Don't you see?
This is the Colonel's confidant woman."
Meng Mengjiao's eyes became more and more "green" and she flicked them hard.
Meng Da couldn't hold himself back, staggered backwards, bumped into the table, and couldn't help but let out an "ouch".
Meng Mengjiao ignored it and shouted: "Stop kissing.
If you kiss again, your lips will become thinner, your lips will bleed, and your lips will become rotten."
When Yue Feng saw it, he smiled faintly, gently moved away from the intoxicated Sima Qian, and asked again: "Tell me, I'll give you a chance to be famous forever, why did you come back?"
"What is the name of the vixen from Baoshan?"
Sima Qian reluctantly smacked her lips and said: "Brother Tianzhu, I know you care about me.
However, I really can't do the job of Secretary-General with simplified characters."
Yue Feng was dissatisfied: "I'm not asking you to simplify things.
You're just being a secretary-general and coordinating those cultural celebrities."
Sima Qian said fearfully: "Brother Tianzhu, you don't know.
Those nearly a hundred cultural celebrities went crazy when they saw the simplified characters.
They yelled at you as a madman while rushing for tasks."
Yue Feng laughed loudly, completely imagining the scene at that time, and he was absolutely excited.
Meng Mengjiao rarely saw Yue Feng laughing, so she couldn't help but be fascinated by it.
Meng Da was shocked and secretly shouted: Simplify the text, can the text also be simplified?
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Oh my god, he is a soldier, how dare he lead the cultural world?
Sima Qian said: "Originally, everyone originally divided up three hundred words, but they started fighting, and everyone wanted to get more.
They fought for one word to the death, and they were even more desperate than our soldiers on the battlefield. ” Yue Feng was stunned: "No, it's so crazy."
Meng Mengjiao saw Yue Feng's surprise for the first time and smiled happily: "Big liar, you also have something unexpected.
I thought you knew everything, but it turns out you don't understand either."
Sima Qian shouted: "You vixen from Baoshan, shut up, otherwise, don't blame me for being rude."
Yue Feng asked: "What happened next?"
Sima Qian looked "horrified" and said: "Especially a guy named Zhou, no, it seems to be named Lu.
That guy has extremely strong fighting power.
One person actually has to simplify five hundred.
The ones named Chen, the one named Hu, and the one named Liang Those people were unwilling to give in, and they fought fiercely.
In the end, they started fighting.
They didn't look like cultural celebrities at all, but more like scoundrels."
Yue Fengle was very happy to hear this, and thought to himself: If you meet a senior with both Zhou and Lu surnames, how can he be his opponent?
He is a person who turns words into daggers.
You will definitely be "shot" with thousands of holes. .
Sima Qian thought about it and couldn't help but laugh, and said: "These people don't know how to fight.
You scratch my ears, and I pull your hair.
The most powerful one is Zhou, no, Lu.
He is the most fierce.
He knows how to fight."
Slapping someone in the face, hitting someone named Liang, made his hands tremble with pain."
Yue Feng smiled secretly: It's a pity, it's a pity that we can't see these big guys fighting.
Meng Mengjiao couldn't help but ask: "What about the end?"
Sima Qian glared at her: "Who do you think you are, you are worthy of asking me?"
Yue Feng smiled and said: "Keep talking, I like to hear it."
Sima Qian smiled and said: "The person named Liang didn't suffer.
He slapped Lu on the nose.
The person named Lu screamed in pain and his nose was flat.
The society is too dark.
We have hit a wall.
We have hit a wall."
Yue Feng couldn't help laughing and was very happy.
The classic "bumping into the wall" turned out to be caused by a fight.
Sima Qian was stunned: "Brother Tianzhu, is it that funny?"
Meng Mengjiao glared at her, suddenly laughed, and said, "That's because your level is too low to understand."
Sima Qian said angrily: "Baoshan vixen, how dare you look down on me?
Do you know what simplified Chinese characters are?
Do you know how to subdue those lunatics?"
Simplified characters Meng Mengjiao really didn't know, but she said: "It's not like Big Brother Tie simplified it."
Yue Feng asked curiously: "How did you defeat those big guys?"
Sima Qian said: "Originally, I followed your advice, silence is golden.
But in the end, I couldn't bear it any longer.
You bastard, I don't get angry.
Treat me like a sick cat."
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She pulled out her pistol and pointed it at Meng Mengjiao's feet, seemingly casually, shooting here and there, six times in a row.
She kept saying: "Treat me as a sick cat, treat me as a sick cat, if you dare to rob, if you dare to rob, I will kill you, I will kill you."
Meng Mengjiao screamed in fright, jumped here and there, and dodged at an alarming speed.
Sima Qian was extremely surprised and fired the last three bullets.
Meng Mengjiao quickly jumped behind Yue Feng, hugged his waist, hugged him tightly, and shouted: "Ah, beat someone to death, beat someone to death.
Brother Tie, take care of your woman, she is too terrible, too terrible Hey, a good girl can't move her hand but doesn't move her gun."
Sima Qian sneered: "Humph, vixen, next time, I won't spank you on the feet, but on your buttocks to see if it sticks out or not."
Meng Mengjiao shouted: "Brother Tie, please take care of her.
She is unreasonable, really unreasonable.
She is jealous of my big ass and easy fertility.
You can't be jealous."
Sima Qian was so angry that she turned blue: "Bah, bah, who is jealous of your smelly ass?"
Yue Feng quickly asked: "You, you killed a cultural celebrity" Sima Qian said proudly: "I shot into the sky, but they all froze.
So, I made the final decision, each person only has 500 words, and no more than half a word will do."
In fact, she didn't fire at all, but roared angrily: "This is Colonel Tie Tianzhu's order.
Colonel Tie Tianzhu's order is as important as Mount Tai.
It must be executed meticulously.
Anyone who violates it will be killed without mercy."
At that time, nearly a hundred powerful people named Lu, Liang, Chen, and Hu, all of whom were no longer great, looked at each other with the greatest respect in their eyes.
Yue Feng raised his finger at Sima Qian: "Awesome, there is progress."
Sima Qian became proud, but frowned and said: "They quarreled and fought again, trying to simplify the most difficult word."
Yue Feng asked: "Which word?"
Sima Qian recalled: "The characters are so weird, I forgot how to read them, but I remember the formula: one point is long and the other is horizontal.
The words are in the center, water curls up on both sides, and a horse is carrying it in the middle.
The east side is long, the west side is long, and the heart is long.
At the bottom, the moon built a wall, Guan Gong came out and kicked it, Grandma came out and stabbed it, and a child flew up the wall. " Yue Feng smiled and said: "That character is pronounced biáng, which is a kind of special pasta in Shaanxi.
This kind of characteristic character does not need to be simplified, it has become a culture, and it is very impressive."
Sima Qian said angrily: "I was so angry that I gave up and ran back directly.
I finally figured it out.
I feel most comfortable next to Brother Tianzhu."
Meng Mengjiao said deeply: "It feels very comfortable."
When Sima Qian saw that Meng Mengjiao was still hugging Yue Feng, it was okay.
She immediately raised her pistol and pointed it at Meng Mengjiao.
"Kill you vixen" Meng Da was so frightened that he shouted: "Colonel, save my second sister!"
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