Yue Feng straightened his sunglasses, smiled, and walked in casually.
Sima Qian followed him closely, never leaving, and said loudly: "Tie Tianzhu, chairman of the Chinese Character Reform Committee and Sima Qian, general secretary-general of the Chinese Character Reform, has arrived."
The cultural expert got out from under the table in embarrassment, subconsciously wiping his face and stroking his hair with his hands, while looking at Yue Feng curiously.
In their eyes, Yue Feng was extremely young.
He didn't look like the chairman of the Writing Reform Committee at all, but more like a fledgling military general.
He actually became a great hero of the Anti-Japanese War He also became the chairman of the Writing Reform Committee Not a genius, just a genius Yue Feng did not salute the military salute, but instead clasped his fists and bowed: "You great literati, great writers, experts and authorities, I will iron the Tianzhu, this is polite."
The "big guys" quickly returned the salute: "Greetings to the Colonel Protecting the Country, and paying homage to the Chairman."
Sima Qian said: "There is also the general secretary-general here."
The "big guys" ignored him and snorted with their nostrils raised.
The general secretary-general became a deserter from the text reform, which made them very disdainful.
Sima Qian secretly laughed.
At the beginning, these literati were fighting for the right to reform writing.
She could not stop them and had to escape.
Yue Feng knew it well and said with a smile: "Everyone, this place is too messy.
Let's move to another place.
Let's continue.
Of course, we must take a shower and change clothes."
Hu "Daniu" and others clasped their fists and apologized: "I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, I'm rude, I'm rude."
Yue Feng laughed loudly: "This incident is enough to prove that you are gentlemen, Wu Song among literati, which is exactly what I like."
Everyone thought: You are a military commander, so naturally you like martial arts, but we are literati, and martial arts is a joke.
However, a person with a good temperament is too good to say.
Author Zhang said: "We didn't bring a change of clothes because we didn't expect it."
Sima Qian said: "In the army, there are no casual clothes.
Even I have to wear military uniform."
Yue Feng had an idea and asked, "Have you never worn military uniforms before?"
All the literati shook their heads together and thought to themselves: We are all literati, and wearing military uniforms is neither fish nor fowl.
Yue Feng smiled and said: "Do you want to wear a military uniform and try what it feels like to be a soldier?"
Yu "Daniu" perked up and became very interested, saying: "Exactly, exactly.
Putting on military uniform will increase your masculinity and make you more majestic."
All the literati secretly thought: Well, literati just want to experience life.
Seeing everyone nodding, Yue Feng came up with an idea and said: "After we go back, everyone can write prose, novels, poems, etc.
There is no limit to the genre.
The title might as well be My First Time Putting on the Military Uniform.
I will pay the contribution fee, every time One hundred yuan per person."
Everyone was very happy.
One hundred yuan, a super high royalties.
Just as everyone was about to leave, Hu "Daniu" shouted "Slow".
He pointed to the pig livers on the ground and asked: "Colonel Protector, eight dishes and one soup are all pig livers.
What does this mean?"
Sima Qian covered her mouth and laughed so hard that she couldn't stand upright.
In fact, the reason is very simple.
The other dishes of "Xiongqi Tuan" have been used up, and only pork liver is left.
The chef thought: We are afraid of pork liver, but literati have no use.
So, I exerted myself to the highest level and made "Eight Liver and One Soup".
All the literati stared at Yue Feng with bright eyes, hoping that Yue Feng would say that he was ugly.
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Yue Feng thought to himself: These "big cows" are in conflict over pig liver and are fighting each other.
No matter which outcome I say, they will not please me.
It won't work if you don't say it.
If you say it, you will offend some people, but if you don't say it, you will offend everyone.
Suddenly, he had an idea and said: "The secret cannot be leaked, but I can reveal a few things.
We are all smart people, so it would be pointless to tell them directly.
How about guessing a riddle?"
When you literati heard this, you thought, "Riddles, we are good at this."
"Colonel Protector, please speak."
"We can guess any riddle."
"If we can't guess it, no one can."
Yue Feng was serious, pointing one finger to the sky and the other to the ground, then clenched his fist and struck forward.
This set of movements is smooth and flowing, very chic.
The literati looked at it and were confused.
They lowered their heads and wondered: What does this mean?
It seems very interesting.
It's just that it's too difficult.
What does it mean?
The Chairman's things are right if they are difficult, and wrong if they are not difficult.
Yue Feng and Sima Qian said "please" and led the scholars out.
Sima Qian asked quietly: "Master Yue, how do you solve the riddle?"
Yue Feng suppressed his laughter and whispered: "It's not interesting, I just did it casually."
Sima Qian was stunned: "How could you fool a great scholar?"
Yue Feng chuckled: "What is a literati?
He is good at explaining meaningless things in a colorful way.
Just wait, these fifty people must have fifty explanations, each of which is very clear."
Sima Qian pinched him: "You are so bad."
Yue Feng felt pain and laughed louder: "Men are not bad, but women don't love them."
Author Zhang happened to be walking behind him.
After hearing this, his whole body perked up and he couldn't help but recite: "Men are not bad, women don't like Miao, Miao, what you say is so wonderful, it goes deep into your bones."
She writes romance novels, and after hearing this sentence, she felt like she was enlightened.
Many romance novels are actually written around this sentence.
Yue Feng looked at Author Zhang and said, "The copyright of this sentence belongs to me.
If you want to use it, you have to buy it."
Author Zhang asked with a smile: "How much money do I have?"
Yue Feng sighed and said, "I don't want the money, but you have to promise me one thing."
Author Zhang was surprised and said: "Please tell me."
Yue Feng whispered: "Never associate with Hu Lancheng and Lai Ya."
Hu Lancheng was Zhang's first husband and a famous traitor.
Lai Ya is an American, and she is twenty-nine years older than the author Zhang.
This guy was talented, but not of good character.
He wanted Zhang to have a miscarriage before he would get married.
Later, he suffered several strokes in a row, causing great harm to the author Zhang.
Strangely enough, the author Zhang is good at romance novels, but his taste in men is very poor, and love is very unsatisfactory.
Later, he died in an apartment in the United States and was discovered a week later.
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It was horrific.
Fate, the better someone is at writing romance novels, the more miserable they are in love.
Author Zhang was puzzled: "Who are Hu Lancheng and Lai Ya?
I don't know them."
Yue Feng whispered: "Remember, don't try to get to know them, let alone associate with them.
Listen to me."
Author Zhang smiled and said: "I will definitely listen to you.
Then, the copyright of men not being bad but not being loved by women belongs to me."
Yue Feng nodded: "As you wish."
Author Zhang was a little confused and asked: "You are not a magic stick, are you?"
Yue Feng smiled and said: "Please remove the word "stick"."
Author Zhang blinked: "So, you are a god."
Yue Feng thought to himself: In order to save you, I will act as a "magic stick" for once.
Your love is really miserable.
I can’t bear it, Xiaosheng.
He nodded solemnly: "Yes, I am Miss Ailing, God.
You must listen to God's words."
Author Zhang laughed loudly: "Sorry, I am an atheist.
However, I stay away from those two people, Hu Lancheng and Lai Ya."
Yue Feng saw the disapproval in the beautiful girl's heart, and warned again, adding a hint of threat: "If you don't listen to God's words, you will suffer consequences for three lives and three lives":