In the so-called depths of the dreamland, there is a deep layer of purple-black fine sand everywhere.
On top of the fine sand, dark purple amethysts that are half the height of a person are sparsely scattered.
This amethyst is also Glittering with a faint light, it looks like it can be called a dreamy luxury that is perverted to the extreme.
Moreover, there were waves of melodious and sweet music floating around, which sounded like a piece of forgetfulness.
It made me feel deeply sleepy, and I wanted to fall asleep for a while.
I yawned long and stretched.
At this time, that bastard Jun Mo didn’t say anything.
He raised his palms high and slapped me two more times, saying that everything was fine.
It was for my own good, he said.
Just now, he spent a lot of effort to get me out of my dream.
It was not easy to wake up.
For this reason, he was attacked by me, and even suffered a life-long loss of fame.
He patted his chest and swore to me that if I fell into a dream again, he would not risk being molested to save me. , instead they would just dig a hole and bury me alive on the spot.
I'll go, bastard My whole face was red and swollen.
In the words of that bastard Jun Mo, it looked like a braised pig head just out of the pot, and it was still shining brightly.
I glanced at Jun Mo angrily, covered my chest with my palms, and took deep breaths.
I was afraid that I would be unable to hold back, like a shrew possessing me, so I would ignore Jun Mo and stretch out my long arms to bring Jun Mo to life. strangle to death That bastard Jun Mo dragged me forward, saying that before Lord Heishui came back, he wanted to destroy Hetian's idiotic dream and benefit all people in the world.
But from the amethyst forest, I was dragged here and there again, and the soles of my feet were almost worn out, but nothing unusual was seen.
After walking on the fine sand for no less than two hundred kilometers, I was sweating profusely, clutching my chest and out of breath from exhaustion.
I spoke shamelessly: "Thirteenth Prince, what exactly is the matter?"
How long do we have to go?"
"I don't know."
That bastard actually said it so confidently. \ I suppressed the anger boiling in my heart and licked the corners of my chapped lips, "Then which direction should we go?"
"have no idea" "Then we are just like headless flies, spinning around in circles, going around and around again.
What's the point?"
"have no idea" After hearing this, I couldn't hold it back any longer and spit out a mouthful of old blood.
Next, I cried and made trouble and almost hanged myself.
Finally, I forced Jun Mo to agree to carry me on his back.
I completely ignored the burning and heart-piercing pain on my face.
Not only did I smile with joy, He also hummed a ditty about how even though the tune has traveled 80,000 miles, a hundred thousand stubborn donkeys will definitely not be able to drag it back.
"As graceful as a startled giant, as graceful as a swimming dragon, as glorious as the autumn chrysanthemums, and as luxuriant as the spring pine trees."
"Shut up!"
Jun Mo scolded me angrily with a look of despair.
But my good mood can't be stopped by him with just a few words.
The angrier he is, the more excited I am.
I coughed twice, cleared my throat, and continued to sing loudly: "The scorpion has a light body and stands like a crane, as if it is about to fly but has not yet soared.
The pepper is thick and strong, and the steps are thin and fragrant.
The long chant is for eternal admiration.
Come, the sound of mourning is sharp and long."
"Shut up."
From this, I clearly heard the intimidation and threat.
But the wise and wise ancestors all said, "If you have wine today, you will be drunk today."
So I still didn't care, and used my broken gong voice even harder, and sang loudly: "The body is so fast that it flies like a duck, and it is as erratic as a god.
The waves are slightly stepped, and the socks are dusty.
The movement is impermanent, and if there is danger, Ruo'an.
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It's a difficult time to go, but it's still coming back.
The beauty is smooth and smooth, and the air is as graceful as the orchid, which makes me forget to eat."
In order to use my voice to punish Jun Mo, I sang over and over again.
When I sang, I started to howl at the top of my lungs.
By the end of the howl, I couldn’t stand it anymore.
I was deeply impressed by the sound of my broken voice.
Under the ear-piercing magic sound in the sky "Hey, Jun Mo, don't you sharks all sing melodiously and melodiously?
Let's have a song."
I invited you warmly, but that bastard refused without even thinking.
He said that they, the sharks, don’t sing casually.
Their songs represent a lifelong commitment and they will only sing to the people they like. listen So, in his heart, I have no place at all.
I am like a chess piece.
In this life, I will never have the chance to hear him sing.
Thinking of this, I can't help but feel a little disappointed and sad.
I was still sighing for a long time, searching up and down to understand life.
At this time, that bastard Jun Mo suddenly started teasing me again.
He said, in fact, my fate is not as tragic as I thought.
Then, he After a long meal, I felt strongly that no good words would come out of his dog mouth, and no good words would come out of his dog mouth.
Sure enough, the next moment, he spoke leisurely again: "Zhou Wu, in your human world, if you are lucky enough to be selected as the emperor's concubine, with your unprecedented and unparalleled skills, you will be as low as With an IQ that makes all living people laugh, I dare to guarantee that within that palace wall, you will definitely not survive for a day, and you will be killed by various means, and you will die inexplicably.
Become a complete fool."
Go ahead, this bastard, do you dare to be more vicious with your mouth?
"Thirteenth Prince, before I met you as a disaster star, I was a proud man who dominated the entire business world.
I earned mountains of gold and silver for our Zhou family, and I couldn't spend them all in three lifetimes if I hadn't been dragged down by you.
At this point, how could he become so miserable that he would stand on the moral high ground and condemn him to death and belittle my intelligence?
You are thorough, you have deceived me a few times, but I don’t have any friendship with you.
Don’t always think that you understand me.
I am not stupid, not stupid, not stupid at all, even if you are unfortunate enough to be killed.
I was selected to join the palace, relying on my proud IQ and a little bit of good looks.
Why should I be the one who dies in a palace fight?"
"Well, she has no butt and no breasts.
She has a thick voice like a mountain man.
Just like that, she still dares to say that she is beautiful.
When she sees a beautiful man, she drools like a crazy woman.
The word "beautiful", according to me It seems that you only have the word "sex", and you are greedy, lustful and bold.
You have the word "stupid" hanging on your face without modification.
Even if I don't know you very well, it is possible that you have learned a lot and become rich.
I am a man of great talent and a wealth of knowledge, but I am also a crude illiterate like you."
Go ahead, this mouth is really vicious.
"What about you, as a dignified heir of the Nanhai Emperor, born in an imperial family, you don't have much courage, mind and demeanor.
You only make things difficult for me, a mere mortal who has no power to tie a chicken.
You are solid.
You have brought shame to the whole South China Sea.
You have such a vicious tongue.
No matter how blind a female shark is or is blinded by lard, she will never dare to marry you."
"Despite this, it cannot erase the fact that you are an idiot."
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"You idiot" "You idiot" "You idiot, you idiot, you idiot" I yelled at the top of my voice like I was losing my mind, but I still couldn't overwhelm Jun Mo with my momentum.
I was just about to open my mouth and bite him hard to break the defeat.
That bastard Jun Mo suddenly stopped me from speaking.
The next moment, there was a strong sound.
The stinky smell hit me overwhelmingly, making me almost want to retch.
It's over, it's over.
Could it be that Mr.
Heishui-kun is back?
Woohoo, why should it be so miserable?
While Jun Mo was running away quickly with me on his back, he was blaming me, saying that if it weren't for my nagging, he would have shattered Hetian's dream and escaped smoothly. , how could it cause such a big trouble?
Hahahahaha, I just rolled my eyes in despair, instead of revealing the indisputable fact that he is so incompetent that he only bumps into each other and doesn't even know the specific location of He Tian's dream.
He kept scolding me and shamelessly dumped all the blame on me.
But I, who has always been flexible and adaptable, wanted to save my life at the critical moment and prevent him from throwing me as a burden to Lord Heishui in a fit of anger.
One scapegoat after another, how dare you resist even a little bit?
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