You have a new Amazon product recommendation

Chapter 60: A Monk with a Poisonous Mouth


In the dream of Hetian, the big devil, there are no monsters or ghosts to be seen.

People are everywhere working hard for a living.

There is a strong smell of human fireworks everywhere.

No matter how you look at it, it feels extremely real.

No trace of weirdness can be detected After He Junmo patiently inquired for three days, he finally got reliable information.

It turned out that here, the Arhat who crossed the river was Yun Jie, the city lord who returned to Dream City, and He Tian was the infatuated dancer who had a crush on Yun Jie.

It is said that this Yun Jie is not a womanizer.

He Tian blocked Yun Jie's sword and gained Yun Jie's favor.

He kept her in the mansion and took her with him.

However, her identity from beginning to end was just that of a dancing girl.

After hearing this sad story, I couldn't help sighing, and said with emotion: "He Tian is too stupid.

He struggled to pursue it in the previous life, but in this life, he is struggling again in his dream.

Pursuing, isn't this looking for abuse?

For the sake of the person I like, I completely gave up my pretense of being a demon, and my posture fell into the dust.

She is really a silly girl."

I said, wiping my tears with my sleeves.

Jun Mo frowned slightly and looked at me with disdain: "Oh, if you are He Tian, ​​what should you do?"

I pulled the corner of my mouth and said with excitement: "If I were He Tian, ​​hehehehehe, I gave face to that smelly monk in my previous life but didn't please him.

In this life, I paid a heavy price for it."

I weaved a dream.

In the dream, I had to have three husbands and four concubines, attract beautiful men, ignore him, but hug him every day to stimulate him, and let him taste what love is.

What does it mean to be as humble as mud?”

Jun Mo looked at me blankly first, then raised his arm and slapped my head hard with his fingers, "Then what about the grudges between you and me in the previous life?"

While I was still thinking seriously, Jun Mo slapped my head hard again.

He stared at me, whose arms had become completely transparent and my face was pale, and then changed the topic, "Based on your current situation, I'm afraid We can’t last much longer, so let’s get down to business first.”

The so-called business of this bastard is to dress me up and put me in the Yulou singing room.

The reason is that Yun Jie often goes there.

Jun Mo said, since in Hetian's dream, Yun Jie in this life is A great hero who is upright and indomitable.

In this case, he wants me to pretend to be weak and pitiful, fully arouse Yunjie's protective desire, seduce the arrogant man who has crossed the river, change his heart, and make him abandon Hetian, revealing his ugly face and hypocritical bad character. , and then successfully made He Tian explore the relationship between men and women, destroy all obsessions, completely give up, and then the infatuated dreams were shattered, and the city of No Return collapsed.

I humbly asked, "What if that Yun Jie really has evil intentions towards me?"

The bastard looked indifferent and said, "Don't worry, he won't even care about such a beautiful He Tian in the house.

You are absolutely safe and will not attract his covetous attention."

I reluctantly asked again: "Why?"

"Because, that monk is at best short-sighted, but not blind."

I'll go, bastard In this dream, the four seasons are still distinct.

I am sitting on the terrace of Tingyu Tower, fully clothed.

Almost all of my body, except for those two arms, is exposed.

The clothes were thin, and there was no essential difference between them and Cunxu.

It happened to be the middle of winter, and when a gust of north wind blew, I couldn't help but tremble, and deep in my heart I kept shouting "Duo" Luoluo, Duoluoluo, the cold wind freezes me to death, freezes me to death."

I couldn't help scolding Jun Mo for his vulgar and obscene taste.

What kind of tattered clothes were these?

They couldn't block the wind or keep warm.

They were barely able to cover themselves.

In order for me to successfully seduce that Yun Jie, it seemed that Jun Mo That bastard really has good intentions.

He is so good that God cannot tolerate it.

Free novels bring you joy and joy ---> storyskyline.net

I hugged Pipa tightly, my whole body was shaking hard, and my face was covered with tears and snot.

Maybe I was dressed too strangely, but a large number of guests gathered under the rain terrace to see the excitement and the show.

They clapped their paws wildly and kept coaxing me to sing two little songs.

There were also many rich gentry who came to listen.

There were a lot of banknotes scattered on the rain platform, and I started pretending to be dead.

I ignored all this and just rolled my eyes feebly.

Just when I was about to be frozen into an icicle, Yunjie arrived.

He was wearing a mysterious suit.

The collar and cuffs were simply outlined with gold thread, and the hem of the suit was embroidered with silver thread.

Stars in the sky, her black hair is simply tied up with a silver-gray ribbon.

There is also a gem emitting a faint purple light embedded in the ribbon.

Wherever she goes, the guards and maids are crowded in front of her.

No matter how you look at it, A capital letter of domineering This monk is so handsome.

Even compared to Jun Mo, he is not inferior in any way.

He is so handsome that he even dresses up to attract bees and butterflies.

This is simply a sin, a sin.

I couldn't help but secretly lament that to grow up to be such a monster has brought disaster to the country.

How many girls from good families who have not yet left the court have to be seduced into their hearts.

Fortunately, this Yun Jie was a monk in his previous life, and he was still a stubborn monk who had no distracting thoughts and devoted himself to the Buddha.

If he is a handsome young man who cannot escape from the world of mortals, there will definitely be many infatuated women who are so determined that they will hang themselves on his crooked tree.

Yun Jie has always loved tranquility.

This is something that everyone in Huimeng City knows, so as soon as he appeared, everyone in the hall respectfully gave him a big gift, and then he rolled out of Tingyu Tower and followed Like a bird that has eaten its food, it has completely disappeared in the blink of an eye, leaving behind such a big person.

Tingyu Tower is completely empty and clean.

As soon as I saw the target person Yun Jie appeared, I immediately became energetic.

I forced myself to smile, put on a well-educated, dignified and dignified posture, and fiddled with the strings on the pipa with my fingers wearing special gloves.

As expected, this pipa was really not up to par.

I just touched it lightly with one finger, and all the strings seemed to be in a daze.

A large piece of it snapped and I was immediately in a mess.

The girls who were playing together on the rain terrace, dressed enchantingly, laughed so hard that their branches trembled with laughter, and wrinkles of different shades appeared on their faces.

The white powder on them was blown around by the wind.

They played the piano and played Some played the flute, some played the erhu, some played the guzheng, some played the drums, and some danced, all of them performed well without trying too hard.

In order to attract the attention of Yun Jie, who was leisurely drinking tea in the audience, I simply risked my life and roared a song "Guan Ju" affectionately at the top of my voice.

It didn't matter what I roared, the magic sound pierced my ears, and I roared loudly.

One of the master's dancers couldn't stop dancing, and sprained his waist; one of the flute players didn't stop, and a mouthful of saliva stuck in his throat, and he almost choked to death; the one who played the erhu was led astray by me, and he went out of tune; The player who played the drum got excited and stabbed the drum head with a hammer; the player who played the harp and the guzheng couldn't hold it back, failed to control the strength of his hands, and broke the strings with crackling crackles.

As for the people in the audience, things didn't look so good either.

Except for Yun Jie, he was staggering a lot, and everyone's head was sweating profusely.

This reaction was really too exaggerated.

I couldn't help but be stunned, and at the same time, I also I can't help but be deeply impressed from the bottom of my heart by my broken gong voice that can literally kill people.

Then, one of Yun Jie's guards came up to the stage respectfully and handed me a large ingot of gold.

Could it be that Yun Jie really fell in love with me and was ready to prostrate himself under my pomegranate skirt?

, is so sanctimonious?

Deep down in my heart, I was filled with contempt, but I still winked at Yunjie, pretending to be coy, and blew him kisses again and again.

At this time, the guard next to me said with an embarrassed look on his face: "Girl, my city lord said that you have no virtue and no color, so that's it.

Dressing like this, like a pheasant standing among the cranes, will only ruin the scenery.

It's all for nothing."

Free novels bring you joy and joy ---> storyskyline.net

You have messed up my young master and told you to quickly take the gold and get away.

What’s more, my young master also said, girl, you have absolutely no talent for singing.

It’s better not to sing on stage in the future, so as not to make you laugh, embarrass yourself, and be scolded by others.

My young master sympathizes with you and it’s not easy for you to make a living.

This gold is also a gift from my young master.

Your pension money” This monk actually has a more vicious mouth than Jun Mo.

After hearing this, I instantly turned to stone.

I couldn't hold it back and almost spit out a mouthful of blood

.

: