I held my stomach and laughed inappropriately, "Hahahahahaha".
I almost laughed like a pig.
Tears rolled out of my eyes like a bursting river, and my whole body rolled on the bed like a convulsion.
Son. \ As for Jun Mo, he was just standing next to the bed like a stone statue, staring at me blankly without saying a word.
I supported Jun Mo's body and climbed up from the bed with difficulty: "The relationship between you and Yun Jie should have almost developed.
Isn't it very hot?
Why not choose a good and auspicious day to get married as soon as possible.
However, it should be Are you marrying Yunjie, or is Yunjie marrying you?"
As soon as he said these words, Jun Mo suddenly and coldly shook off my hand that was on him, and stood up with a scratch on the floor.
This made my whole body lose focus, and I fell softly on the bed.
I couldn't bear it.
She couldn't help but make fun of him: "Why, the Thirteenth Prince is so shy?"
Seeing his angry look, I laughed so much that my stomach twitched, and I almost laughed myself to death.
"Zhou Wu, I am really impressed by your intelligence.
Many times, I want to strangle you to death," that bastard Jun Mo said angrily.
"I like Yunjie, but you said it yourself.
Since you said it so happily and openly, of course I not only want to congratulate you, but I also want to be happy for you from the perspective of a friend, hahahahahaha."
That bastard Jun Mo rubbed his temples with a look of despair on his face, the veins on his forehead sprouted, and he said in a low voice: "Zhou Wu, stop laughing."
"Hahahahahahaha."
When I heard that bastard full of anger, I wanted to stop laughing quickly, but I suddenly lost control of my whole body.
I just pinched my arm with my fingers.
If it doesn't stop, it will become more and more rampant.
"Stop laughing," the bastard said in a low voice again, which was filled with a surging unfriendly smell.
I clearly felt that the temperature around me was dropping drastically, the air was condensing rapidly, and the dangerous smell was getting stronger.
"Hahahahahahaha, I, I don't want to laugh either, but I can't stop, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I don't want to laugh, but I can't stop, hahahahahahahaha," I said with great difficulty, laughing so hard that my whole face was distorted.
What if that bastard can't hold himself back anymore and kills me?
I'm so anxious that I almost cry.
"You can't stop, right?
I'll help you."
After saying that, the bastard caught me off guard and pulled me into his arms.
Before I could react, his cherry-red lips were pressed against me.
The ground fell and blocked my mouth fiercely.
My pupils instantly dilated, and I felt like I was dumbfounded.
I just stared blankly at the shark in front of me who seemed to be extremely angry.
He pressed the tip of my tongue and bit me violently.
He was silently bearing all the pain like a dead corpse and didn't dare to A little movement.
It's over, it's over, is this bastard trying to bite his tongue and commit suicide for me?
Wuwuwuwuwu, he's going to die, he's going to die, he's really going to die now, but his death is so miserable and frustrating.
Even if he died a miserable and humiliating death, he could still leave a whole body.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel a little bit relieved.
After all, everyone is destined to die, but some people die early and some people die later.
However, I really would rather live peacefully than die so prematurely.
Wuwuwuwuwu, fate has long decreed that my life will be a bottomless pit.
Faced with such an arrangement, what can I, a little helpless mortal, do?
The air in my abdominal cavity was almost sucked dry by that bastard.
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I tasted the blood in my mouth, closed my eyes tightly as if resigned to my fate, and quietly waited for death to come.
At this time, that bastard Jun Mo suddenly moved his head and hit me hard on the head with his finger: "Zhou Wu, you are becoming more and more courageous.
Not only did you slander me in public as a broken sleeve, you also Now, I and Yun Jie have been arranged together."
"No, didn't you admit it readily?"
I fearfully covered most of my face with my sleeves and said with an innocent look.
It's okay if he doesn't admit what he said and did.
That bastard actually acted like he was struck by thunder.
Is it possible that all the sharks these days are so unrecognizable?
Seeing that he just stood there speechless, taking deep breaths, I immediately comforted him with great consideration: "They say that the most sincere love can transcend race and age.
Uh-huh, of course, it can also break through.
Sexual love is so deep that you can't help it.
Thirteenth Prince, don't worry, I understand everything between you and Yun Jie."
"However, this Yunjie, no matter how good he is, is still just a person who appeared in Hetian's dream.
Once this foolish dream is broken, Yunjie will be annihilated together with the entire City of No Return.
Therefore, the Thirteenth Prince If you like it, you like it, but it’s better not to take it too seriously, lest you get stuck in the end.”
"If you and Yun Jie can hold a wedding, it will definitely be a fatal blow to He Tian.
I don't know when you are going to end all this."
"Zhou Wu, I'm not Duanxiu," the bastard said through gritted teeth while holding my chin firmly with two fingers, as if he wanted to eat me alive.
"Hehehehehe, it doesn't matter if you cut off your sleeves.
As long as you can capture Yun Jie in one fell swoop and make him completely devoted to you, that will be great.
As for how you hooked up with Yun Jie, you used There are so many little tricks that are not on the table, I won’t bother with these.
When you get married, I will definitely help you make arrangements and give you a grand wedding."
I smiled as flatteringly as I could.
This bastard threw away my chin with a look of disgust, and carefully wiped his fingers with the brocade handkerchief over and over again as if he was extremely disgusted.
His posture made it look like how dirty my body was.
"Zhou Wu, it seems that you have done your best for me."
I immediately echoed with a dogged expression: "That's right, that's right."
The bastard gave me a big roll of his eyes very calmly, "The relationship between me and Yun Jie has indeed improved by leaps and bounds.
However, the whole time I returned to Mengcheng, I only liked you as Mrs.
Jun, but Now that everyone knows that you are standing in front of us like a thick barrier, it is simply nonsense for me to want to get married with Yunjie."
"Otherwise, just give me a letter of divorce in an open and honest manner," I tried cautiously.
"Just divorcing you, I'm afraid, is not enough."
This bastard smiled at me maliciously, causing goosebumps all over my body to fall all over the floor.
"Then what else do you want?"
"Presumably, you must have the consciousness to sacrifice for the sake of the overall situation.
In this case, I might as well happily marry you.
Why don't you use your head to let me prove my sincerity to Yun Jie?"
"It's okay to take my head.
The Thirteenth Prince has so many magical powers, so it's okay to use a blind trick instead of actually taking it."
"Since the relationship between me and Yun Jie is so sincere, we can't deceive him with blinders.
Besides, he is my sweetheart.
What kind of relationship do you have with me?"
Go ahead, this bastard is really shameless and obscene.
After hearing this, I just want to hold my chest and vomit three liters of blood I roared at him confidently: "I am your friend through life and death, you can't do anything to me."
"I remember that you clearly said that you are just a chess piece in my hand.
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Now that you have finished using it, you naturally have no value in existence."
Is it possible that he really wants to kill me to please Yun Jie?
“呜呜呜呜呜呜”打不过，又跑不了，我忍不住咬着手指痛哭着。
"Do you want to kill yourself, or do you want me to work hard and give you a lift myself?"
This bastard looked like he had succeeded in his trick, and he raised his eyebrows and smiled proudly at me.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" "Then Wu'er, let me tell you, do I like Yunjie or you?"
The bastard's hand was like playing a harp, drawing dots on my face.
"You're right, just let me continue to live?"
"That's right" While sobbing quietly, I tried my best to think about the answer.
Finally, an idea flashed in my head, "You like Yunjie, but you don't have sex, not at all.
That's it."
Being able to think of such a wonderful answer, I couldn't help but secretly admire my own intelligence.
The corner of the bastard's mouth twitched with great joy.
He touched his chest with his hand and took deep breaths.
His face was speechless.
After a long time, he opened his cherry red lips and said, "Zhou Wu, I really want to strangle you to death."
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