I had just eaten a half-full meal, and this bastard suddenly took the chopsticks from my hand forcefully, and then dragged me away like a convulsion.
Naturally, I couldn't bear to part with these delicacies, so I refused to obey even to death.
He struggled to free his wrist from the bastard's hand.
Seeing me acting like I would rather die than give in, this bastard understood the situation and let me go obediently.
I just breathed a sigh of relief.
Before I could pick up the chopsticks on the table, this bastard suddenly used one of his arms to tie me up.
He grabbed my waist, and before I could recover, this bastard had me on his shoulders like a sack.
I waved my arms repeatedly, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach any of the delicious food.
Woo woo woo woo, my sauce-flavored elbow, my braised pork, my roast duck, my roast goose, my sweet and sour pork ribs We didn't have time to realize our fate, so we parted ways in such a hurry.
It was really sad.
I couldn't help but drool and shed tears.
I kept muttering dissatisfied, and that bastard Jun Mo slapped my butt hard with his palm.
He pulled his lips with a sly look on his face and smiled evilly, "Be careful, in case I don't have the strength of my arms."
"Jia, when the fall hurts and you become disabled, don't blame me."
After hearing this, I couldn't help but rolled my eyes at him with big eyes that could pierce the sky.
That bastard really didn't know how to show mercy.
Not only did he drag me into the room like a sack, he also threw me on the bed like a sack, almost breaking my waist. , I couldn't help but grinning, covering my waist with my palms, howling repeatedly, and rolling around like a fat worm.
He said that he likes me, and he said it so seriously and solemnly.
Putting aside all the bad things that have hurt me to death in the past, just because he was so rude to me today, if I can believe even half of it, then It's really a hell Then, because he was afraid that I would renege on my word, this bastard used magic to create a contract.
It was clearly written in black and white, and it was so detailed that he wrote down the contract I made with him without leaving out any details.
The two of us were betting with our own chips.
In the lower right corner, the guy even wrote his name neatly.
He held the brush in one hand and the piece of paper in the other.
Step by step, he slowly approached me with an unstoppable and overbearing aura.
Seeing this posture, I felt a cold wind rushing through my spine.
I couldn't help shivering, and the hairs all over my body stood up involuntarily.
I ignored the pain in my waist and crawled into the big bed using my hands and feet.
This bastard suddenly grabbed one of my feet, tugged on his cherry red lips, and smiled evilly at me: "Come on, Wu'er, sign your name."
"Hehehehe, can you refuse?"
I turned my head and smiled bitterly at the bastard.
The bastard smiled more and more evilly, "What do you think?"
"able" "No," the bastard said, holding me down and tugging, and he breathed ambiguously into my ear, "Be good, sign it."
"Hehehehehe, you have said more than once that you like me.
Since you like me, you should believe in my contract, so you don't need to sign it."
"Like is a liking, a bet is a bet, I can distinguish between public and private matters."
After hearing this, I wanted to hold my chest and vomit three liters of blood.
This bastard is so cruel and sinister.
Maybe one day, he will sell me, and while selling me, he will also trick me.
Let me count the money for him Wuwuwuwuwu, it’s a shame that I don’t have the magic power to fight against this bastard.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, when I was at Jun's house, I was very uneducated and unskilled.
I couldn't read a few big characters, let alone write."
I looked embarrassed, waving my hands and smiling dryly.
I want to rely on this to avoid the fate of signing this bad bet.
"Since I can't write, it doesn't matter."
The bastard smiled evilly at me, and then, the next moment, he directly showed the blue rock sword that shone with a cold light, shaking it again and again in front of me, "Then Just press your fingerprints.”
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"Don't worry, I have the skills, and it won't hurt much.
However, this Qingyan sword is our most precious treasure in the South China Sea.
It will break when you blow the hair on it.
It is so sharp that you must not move it.
If you are not careful, you will be killed."
The whole finger will be cut off completely with a click."
The bastard pulled my finger forcefully and made some gestures with the broken sword up and down, frowning tightly with a serious look on his face.
After gesticulating for a long time, the bastard smiled cowardly and said, "Be patient, it may hurt a little bit.
Also, if you still want to save your fingers, don't do it."
"Move around" My whole body suddenly became worse.
I couldn't help but become completely messed up in the cold wind.
The corners of my mouth were twitching wildly and uncontrollably.
I tried to pull my fingers back from that bastard's hand, dragging them with dissatisfaction.
He cried for a long time: "This, this, this, this is not necessary.
Isn't there some cinnabar?
Just use cinnabar."
Clinker, this bastard said, he is sincere to me to this extent, using cinnabar, it seems that I have no sincerity.
This bastard, it's obvious that he is deliberately trying to make things difficult for me.
Seeing that the sword was about to come towards my finger, I immediately shouted at the top of my voice, "Wait a minute, I, I, I, I seem to have remembered how to write my name."
"Really?"
The bastard looked at me with squinted eyes and smiled maliciously at me.
"Really, really, of course it's true" "That's very good, then just sign here honestly."
The bastard said as he handed over the pen and paper in his hand.
I was so complacent that I deliberately wrote the words like a caterpillar, twisting and turning, so that others would not be able to tell that it was my handwriting.
When the time comes, if this bastard comes to investigate, I will be able to do it.
It's a reasonable argument, and you can plausibly beat your chest and refuse to admit it.
After Jun Mo took the paper, he only glanced at it, and his face was filled with despair.
He gently rubbed the bulging veins on his temples with his fingers, and said speechlessly: "Zhou Wu , you said that you are uneducated, cannot read a few big characters, and can't even write.
I thought you were just being modest, but I didn't expect that I was wrong.
I overestimated you.
You are really uneducated and illiterate, let alone writing.
You have no ink in your belly and no brain in your head.
You still have the nerve to interfere in the Zhou family's business openly and shamelessly. , aren’t you afraid that you will severely embarrass your Zhou family?”
When I saw that bastard with a very ugly look on his face after eating poop, I felt a burst of joy for no reason, and said happily: "I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, of course I'm not afraid."
Anyway, this is not my real handwriting.
Who can tell the difference?
"Sure enough, it's shameless."
Jun Mo neatly folded the piece of paper and then put it into his arms with great solemnity.
"Hehehehehe, no matter how shameless I am, I still want to be shameless and skinny.
I can't compare to you, so I don't have to be completely shameless."
I said in a long voice, with all my sarcasm.
"That's just right.
You are shameless.
I don't have any shame.
I and you are truly a perfect match that is rare in the world."
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The bastard said while pretending to be affectionate and touching my face with his fingers.
"Uh uh uh" I knocked off that bastard Jun Mo's hand as if I was frightened, backed away continuously, and smiled with a doggy face, and cautiously tried, "The Thirteenth Prince is just a piece of paper, I If you sincerely want to regret it and refuse to admit it until death, what should you do?"
"You can do it anyway, just go ahead and give it a try," the bastard said with a smirk on his lips and gritted teeth.
This was undoubtedly a silent warning to me.
This bastard is so powerful that he must have the means to punish me severely.
It seems that since I was dragged up by that bastard for no reason, I can't get off easily.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but bite my fingers tightly with my mouth, whimpering quietly, and put on a look of being wronged.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"" Why do you have to hold on to me?
Why do I deserve to be so unlucky?
, you deserve to be unlucky like this forever.
As for that bastard Jun Mo, he looked overjoyed at his misfortune.
He looked me up and down with interest, and clasped my head hard with his fingers.
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