In a blink of an eye, it was the day when Hetian came back.
On this day, I was extremely excited.
I waited nervously at the gate of Jun's Mansion early in the morning, stretching my head to look left and right, looking impatient. posture.
That bastard Jun Mo stood aside, tugged on his cherry red lips and smiled mischievously, and joked with me: "You are jumping up and down, how is it?
I know you are the wife I married upright, but you don't know, you thought You are a monkey raised in my house.
Why are you so excited?
You are not the one who wants to come back today."
I gave Jun Mo a stern look at that bastard who was just a spoiler, and I couldn't help but sigh in my heart.
Sure enough, my ancestors were smart and wise.
The saying "a dog's mouth cannot spit out ivory" is so true.
At this moment, when used on that bastard Jun Mo, it actually suited the situation well.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help covering my mouth with my sleeves and laughing wildly.
"What, Wu'er has some crooked ideas for me again?"
That bastard Jun Mo came forward and smiled evilly at me.
After hearing this, I couldn't hold back, and I choked hard on the saliva in my mouth, and almost bit my tongue off.
Before I could recover from the panic and panic, Jun Mo, the bastard, suddenly said again: "Wu'er, could it be that you want to marry me?
The thought of this made me impatient."
"Uh uh uh uh uh uh" My mind went blank for a moment, and I couldn't think of anything I could bring out.
Then I threw it at this narcissistic bastard who was so grandiose and perverted, and slapped him mercilessly.
Just a fierce attack.
"Why, Wu'er is so excited that he can't speak."
That bastard Jun Mo said as he pulled me into his arms again and again.
The corners of my mouth were convulsing, and I couldn't help but twitch violently, and my face looked like I had seen a ghost.
Of course, in order not to touch Junmo's stone with my egg, I held on to the firm and lofty ideals and beliefs that doing more is worse than doing less, So I tried my best to lower my posture into the dust, smiled at the bastard with all my strength, and then quickly changed the topic, "Uh uh uh uh uh, I didn't know that this time Hetian and Yun Jie returns home, Thirteenth Prince, do you have any plans for them?
Do you want to give them a good look at the sad drama that the troupe has been rehearsing for so long?"
"It's not enough."
That bastard Jun Mo sighed meaningfully, with a serious look on his face.
"Every lover has finally got married, holding hands with his wife, and we have raised a case together, and we are flying together.
Why is it not enough?"
I had a different look on my face, and my chin almost hit the ground hard.
"They are not extremely happy yet."
The bastard stood talking without pain in his back, and said lightly while tugging at his lips.
"Once upon a time, all the seas were water, except for Wushan, they were not clouds."
Nowadays, all the seas and Wushan Yunyu are in our hands.
Even if they are like this, I am not happy to the extreme.
I am afraid this is bluffing, right?
This bastard really thinks that Like him, Hetian has a huge appetite that is hard to satisfy.
Hetian, however, knows how to be satisfied.
The more I thought about it, the angrier I became.
I couldn't help but glare at the bastard with those big white eyes that could pierce the sky.
I took a few deep breaths.
When my emotions calmed down completely, I gritted my teeth and smiled at the bastard.
He spoke with a humility that was not shameful for asking, "Then, how does the Thirteenth Prince want them to achieve that ultimate happiness?
Could it be that they have children, children and grandchildren, and they have happy children?"
The bastard suddenly raised his arm high, and then suddenly slapped my head hard with his fingers, "Zhou Wu, you are really hopelessly stupid.
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Even if you return to the dreamland in one day in the human world, In January, if they really wait until they have both children and grandchildren, and they are still happy, your body will probably be difficult to maintain by then, and even the Buddha himself will not be able to save you."
"Obviously it was you who said that we should let them achieve the ultimate happiness.
For us mortals, there is no other ultimate happiness than this.
Who knows what weird ideas you will have in your perverted mind.
I am too normal to be able to No matter how normal a person is, he can’t guess it, so it’s my fault.”
I muttered quietly.
"Zhou Wu, you are obviously a weird and perverted person.
From the beginning to the end, there is only one of you.
Don't use the words that should be used to modify you and just pull them over my head.
I can't afford it.
"That bastard Jun Mo was stroking his forehead with his palms, with a look of despair on his face.
"The Thirteenth Prince is so humble.
He can be so shameless and shameless.
He is just a weirdo and a pervert.
What can the Thirteenth Prince not bear?
Besides, if you don't dare to "Take care, I'm afraid, no one in this world would dare to do it."
As I said this, I looked at this bastard up and down with the most contemptuous eyes.
"Wu'er, I don't know where I provoked you, but I actually made you so angry with me."
That bastard Jun Mo held me tightly in his arms, and pulled his cherry red lips and said mean things to me.
He smiled mischievously, and from his smile, I could clearly see a strong sense of revenge.
I immediately turned my face away knowingly, and smiled at this bastard with all my might, "Uh uh uh uh uh, it's just a joke to liven up the atmosphere.
The Thirteenth Prince, please don't take it seriously.
Don't take it seriously."
Take it seriously" "If I take it seriously and get into my heart, what will you do, Wu'er?"
As the bastard said this, he moved his monster face in front of me again and again, and his warm breath was Like a feather, it was gently fluttering by my ear, making my whole heart feel itchy.
That bastard’s eyelashes were long and curved like butterfly wings, and they were entangled with my eyelashes.
He looked at the evil face so close to me, the cherry-red lips, the tall nose, and the sharp edges.
The moment my chin became clear, I felt as if I was peeping at the naked and white body of a beautiful man from a good family.
I couldn't help but feel a deep sense of shame in my heart.
My heartbeat kept accelerating and accelerating, and my whole face turned red.
Just like a monkey's butt, the urge to get a nosebleed is so strong that I can't control it.
Unable to live up to expectations, my legs weakened and I collapsed directly into the arms of that bastard Jun Mo.
My breathing began to become more and more difficult.
Countless little stars were fluttering in front of my eyes.
Just when I thought I was about to be so miserable that I fainted from the stimulation of that bastard Jun Mo's monster face, there was a cough from behind me.
I raised my head with difficulty and took a look, only to see that the person coming was Yun Jie Hetian, and some right steward of the Yun Mansion.
People were coming.
That bastard Jun Mo didn't pay attention to the coughing sound at all.
Instead, he teased me more and more, which made me feel ashamed and annoyed.
I almost couldn't help it, and there was a flash in front of me Hei Shengsheng died suddenly in my heart.
I couldn't help but scold this bastard.
He was really shameless and shameless.
Acting can actually reach such an exaggerated and perverted level.
If he didn't Becoming an actor on the stage is simply a waste of your good acting skills.
Although I kept giving this bastard a signal with my eyes, this guy was always immersed in his acting skills, completely forgetful of himself, looking at this bastard's cherry red lips, and they were about to fall on me.
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Well, I quickly stretched out my palm and slapped that bastard Jun Mo hard on the mouth, making a crisp sound.
I covered my whole face with my sleeves and said to that bastard Jun Mo, "There is someone" Yun Jie coughed heavily first, and then said lightly: "It doesn't matter, dear brothers and sisters, you guys, continue."
After hearing this, I couldn't help but rolled my eyes at Yun Jie, who was so nosy, uh, no, "understanding".
That bastard Jun Mo put on a humble posture, as if he had returned to his polite and well-dressed appearance.
He pressed my head firmly into his arms and smiled at Yun Jie: "I didn't know Brother Yun would come so early.
It's really rude, rude."
I don’t know why a ghost would believe this bastard.
I don’t know.
He obviously just picked the right time and stayed here to act deliberately.
In my heart, I couldn’t help but curse this bastard.
I couldn’t help but find out who the bastard was.
The ancestors scolded each other one by one.
"When you are deeply in love, you can't help yourself, and you can't help yourself.
Brother Yu understands all of this."
Yun Jie put on the posture of someone who has experienced it.
As he spoke, he pulled He Tian into his arms.
Received and received.
Look at that guy Yunjie, with a smile as warm and genial as the spring breeze on his face.
He no longer looks like he used to be aloof, aloof and unscrupulous.
It seems that this is He Tian, the best among them.
Sincere love changed him deeply.
However, this change made him lose himself or find his true self.
This puzzled me and I could only sigh for a long time.
Just like that, that bastard Jun Mo hugged me, and that guy Yun Jie hugged He Tian.
The two of them stood at the door of Jun's mansion, standing in the biting north wind, talking affectionately, and the right housekeeper , then looked left and right with an embarrassed look, and counted his fingers over and over again.
In the end, that bastard Jun Mo and Yun Jie, the two of them flattered me and He Tian, and finally succeeded in flattering me and He Tian.
I only heard Yun Jie say with envy on his face: "The relationship between a good brother and a younger brother and sister.
It’s really so good that others envy it.”
I thought that this bastard would give me some face and compliment me against my will, but in the end, I only heard this bastard say leisurely: "Brother Yun's words are really too complimentary.
I am very envious of Brother Yun.
Sister-in-law Hui Zhilan is generous and decent.
If Moer can be like her, I will wake up smiling from my dreams like a good wife.
Brother Yun is really a great blessing."
"My dear brother, what you said is wrong.
I think my brother and sister are free and bold.
They are really good-natured people.
They will not be inferior to Ah Tian in the slightest."
Yun Jie smiled politely.
"Brother Yun, I'm afraid you don't know something.
My wife is free and bold, it's true, she has a true temperament, it's true, but she's stupid and stupid, it's even more true."
The bastard said seriously, but he couldn't help it.
He sighed long and sighing with emotion.
"The slave family is really that stupid.
My husband is so impatient."
As I said this, I twisted that bastard Jun Mo's arm hard.
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“The lady is not only extremely stupid, but what’s even more frightening is that she is stupid and doesn’t realize it.”
"Then why don't you divorce me?"
"After divorcing, you still have to marry again.
It's troublesome.
After all, we are a couple.
The husband is afraid that the wife will be so stupid that no one will want her.
In the future, she will inevitably die in her boudoir.
Therefore, no matter how stupid the wife is, she still has I don’t know it myself, so I have no choice but to suffer for my husband’s good life.”
After hearing this, I wanted to hold my chest and vomit three liters of blood.
This bastard's mouth is really too vicious, isn't it?
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