At the banquet, I gave Hetian a child-giving Guanyin made of white jade with great solemnity.
As soon as he received the gift, Hetian's whole face quickly turned red with a roar.
Shyly, she buried her head deeply into Yun Jie's arms.
"Why, sister doesn't like this gift?"
I was confused, with a confused look on my face.
At this time, that bastard Jun Mo suddenly stepped forward, took me into his arms, and smiled at Yun Jie: "Brother Yun, don't be offended.
I am a woman who is born vulgar and has always been very reckless. , I have never understood the value of reserve.
As for this gift, I will borrow flowers to offer to Buddha.
Instead of giving it to my sister-in-law, it would be more appropriate to give it to Brother Yun.
If Brother Yun does not dislike it, then accept it."
"How can Brother Yu have any objection to such an expensive gift?"
Yun Jie smiled politely, "However, this gift to Guanyin, my brother and sister-in-law did not keep it properly in the palace, but gave it away instead.
It is really too much."
That’s generous, right?”
"Hehehehehehe, where, where, the elder brother -in -law of the city is bad, but his sister has guaranteed it for the slave family.
To let the born children recognize the slave family as a dry mother, let's not say that it is a child Guanyin "Yes, even if it's ten, one hundred, one thousand, or ten thousand, I will not hesitate."
I said plausibly.
"Since my sister-in-law loves children so much, why don't I have one as soon as possible?"
Yun Jie frowned slightly, his tone full of intriguing thoughts.
"He can't do anything, he can't give birth," I said casually.
As soon as he said these words, Jun Mo's bastard's face suddenly drooped down, and it was so gloomy that it could scare people to death.
What's more, this bastard actually used his fingers to scream fiercely.
He grabbed my arm, causing me to twist my face in pain, and sucked in the cold air.
This bastard is really moody and unpredictable.
I didn’t say anything bad about him, but he turned out so unexpectedly.
He’s really a pervert.
The whole room covered their mouths with their sleeves and snickered, which made me feel even more baffled.
Could it be that they were also laughing at Jun Mo, a bastard who can change his face faster than he can turn the pages of a book?
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but laugh, and my hair would explode at every turn.
This bastard is really a fighting cock.
Clinker, this smile didn't matter, that bastard suddenly grabbed my arm even harder, which made my whole body feel bad, and my face was so painful that it was distorted.
"Unexpectedly, Brother Xian is young, but he is strong on the outside but strong on the inside.
His body is actually so hollowed out.
One day, Brother Yu will bring over the thousand-year-old ginseng treasured in the house to replenish your body, Brother Xian."
After laughing very reservedly, Yun Jie continued, "However, my dear brother, you should pay more attention in the future and take a good rest to avoid indulging in indulgence and harming your body."
"I know what you mean, of course I know it.
It's just that I feel deep guilt for Li Mo, who was persecuted to death in the last life, and for me, who was almost trapped alive by you in this life. , just want to find a chance to make up for it.
However, I am a generous person and I don’t blame you.
I really don’t blame you.
You don’t have to feel so guilty, not at all.”
As I said that, I patted that bastard Jun Mo on the shoulder with my palm, trying to express my gratitude to you.
This is to calm down his excitement a little.
Clinker, this emotion, not only failed to appease me, but also became more and more excited.
The force exerted on my wrist was so strong that it almost crushed my bones.
"Hey, it hurts, it hurts," I said while using my other hand to try hard to pry off Jun Mo's bastard fingers.
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In the end, I pulled it away and then pulled it away again.
Not only was the bastard's fingers not slightly opened by me, but his other hand was also firmly grasped by him.
"Zhou Wu, how can you be so heartless and seriously injure me again and again?"
the bastard said angrily, his eyes full of resentment.
I was simply baffled.
I leaned forward, explored my neck, and said cautiously: "But based on this past experience, no matter what I did or didn't do, even if I stick there without saying a word, Yu, honestly make a piece of wood, but as soon as you see me, you will suddenly change your face.
Could it be because you and I are destined to be at odds with each other, and we are still in conflict with each other?"
"Since I hate you so much and seriously hurt you again and again, then I will leave, I will leave."
As I said this, I struggled to free my arms from Jun Mo's hands, but I couldn't.
It took a long time, but I couldn't break free.
"Hehehehehe, Thirteenth Prince, let go first."
This bastard looked at me with scorching eyes, and his monstrous face moved in front of me again and again with a domineering attitude.
His warm breath tickled my ears, "Zhou Wu, what the hell are you doing?"
Are you really stupid, or are you just pretending to be stupid?"
"Uh uh uh uh uh uh" I frowned and looked like I was thinking hard.
The two options of being really stupid and pretending to be stupid are really difficult to choose.
Although "being really stupid" is a shameful insult to my own intelligence, it is only temporary after all.
If I choose blindly "Pretend to be stupid", you bastard He will definitely think that I have been lying to him all along, and maybe he can't hold himself back anymore and will directly tease me to death.
From this point of view, it is better to insult yourself than to be humiliated by that bastard Jun Mo.
Insult is much more honorable Thinking of this, I immediately smiled with a stupid face, "Of course he is really stupid.
He is really stupid.
He has been stupid for only a day or two.
I think the Thirteenth Prince is also very aware of this."
After laughing at himself, Jun Mo's bastard's face not only failed to improve slightly, but became even more gloomy.
This made my heart thump hard, and I had a strong premonition that something bad was about to happen. , the desire to escape is even more urgent.
"Thirteenth Prince, don't be angry.
Don't be angry.
The little one just rolled away.
However, before rolling away, please, Thirteenth Prince, please let go of your hand first.
If your wrist is caught, it won't hurt at all."
It’s inconvenient to leave” "Zhou Wu, it's okay to let you go.
You tell me honestly first that in your heart, you really don't like me at all."
Could it be possible that this is the latest version of the routine?
In order to flatter me without patting the horse's hooves, I decided to test the location of the horse's butt first.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, I don't know, Thirteenth Prince, if you hope that I have a little bit of affection for you, or if you don't?"
I smiled dryly, making the muscles on my face stretch.
The twitching continued.
"What do you think?"
The force of this bastard's hand suddenly became three points stronger, making me scream in pain.
"Hehehehe, I like it, of course I like it.
The Thirteenth Prince doesn't know that I particularly like your, uh, noble and holy soul, and I admire your soul from the bottom of my heart."
In this way, this bastard won't suspect that I have any evil thoughts about his skin, and say that I have some evil plans for his skin.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help cheering each other for my intelligence and wisdom deep in my heart.
In order to highlight the monster face I have on him I really didn’t mean to, so I added with great solemnity: “Yes, yes, I only like the noble soul of the Thirteenth Prince, and that kind of love is very pure and pure, just like a monk treats them.
He is like a Buddha, extremely pious from the bottom of his heart.”
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"Oh, let me tell you why you like my soul so much."
"Monks like Buddha, mortals like Bodhisattva.
This is a kind of belief and spiritual support."
I bit the bullet and said nonsensically.
"Speak like a human being," the guy frowned and scolded me coldly.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, you are planning to take care of me till the end of your life.
This spirit and this realm are really unmatched by no one, and not many gods can match it.
I really can't help but be deeply moved by this. , I wish I could rush back to the capital and build a temple for you, so that all the descendants of my Zhou family can worship you with incense, I" Before I finished speaking, I don’t know which sentence made that bastard Jun Mo unhappy again.
He suddenly raised his palm in the air, as if he wanted to slap me to death, which scared me.
I immediately frowned and closed my eyes tightly.
In the end, that cold palm did not come down hard on my head in a devastating manner.
Instead, my head was violently hit by that bastard's fingers.
Knocked.
This guy really spared no effort, and he immediately struck the dead blow.
The sound of knocking the watermelon rang out clearly from the whole room, and echoed around.
I even clearly felt that my skull was in pain.
It's a big crack.
Then, on the pretext that I had offended him with my words, and under the guise of helping me learn how to be a smart person, saying smart things and doing smart things, he forcefully asked me to copy the Great Compassionate Prajna for Refuge and Refuge thirty times.
Returning to the curse, looking at the densely packed words on it that were so difficult to write, I suddenly felt like dying, so I was helpless and dejected, burying my entire face deeply into the book. among.
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