I sat happily on the stool with my legs crossed, drinking tea leisurely, and couldn't help but hum a little tune.
Xiao Dezi stood next to me with a surprised look on his face, respectfully He asked respectfully: "Why am I so happy, but it's pie in the sky?"
"Can I not be happy that the bastard and his uncle were successfully locked together?"
I said happily.
"What's the point of being happy about locking those two grown men together?
Moreover, the prime minister has always been very small.
When he successfully escapes from the room, he will have to hold you down until he is dead.
Besides, that Jun Mo is not a fuel-efficient lamp at all."
Xiao Dezi He said to me seriously, and put on a posture that he couldn't help but feel deeply worried for me, "How can you be so happy after offending such two powerful characters?
I have to admit, I My heart is really big."
Xiao Dezi couldn't help but sighed.
"You don't understand.
That bastard is a cut-sleeve guy.
He caters to both men and women.
What's even worse is that his taste is surprisingly strong.
Even his uncle won't let him go.
He is really perverted to the extreme.
That bastard was just a little bit so...
As soon as they hooked up, my uncle became a completely different person.
As if, shamelessly and inappropriately, he responded enthusiastically in front of the public, and held the bastard's hand tightly, as if he was reluctant to let go until the end of time.
The two people just looked at each other and couldn't help themselves.
Look right It's just because of the secular perspective, so they refuse to admit it.
Now, by locking them together, isn't it just fulfilling their wishes?
With such adult beauty, they are probably on the verge of crazy gratitude to us deep down in their hearts.
It's too late, so what?
I would think of taking revenge on these two people, one was a firewood and the other was a fire.
It is completely expected and reasonable that something unethical and unacceptable would happen in that airtight little room."
I covered my mouth with my sleeves and gloated.
"Master, that bastard really has a broken sleeve, and he still dares to hook up with the prime minister."
Xiao Dezi was stunned, and his jaw almost hit the ground.
"Young master, I have very bright eyes, and I am not blind.
The ambiguity between them is hidden and hidden at all.
It is so obvious that it is so obvious that I want to tell the world about it.
This is it. , how can I not see it again?
What's more, I have personally seen this bastard's method of seducing men.
It is really very clever, but usually a man There are not many normal people who can resist.
So, Xiao Dezi, from now on, stay away from that bastard.
When you see him, wrap up your clothes and run away.
Don’t attract his attention.
Otherwise, you are like this.
I will really be stuck in it for the rest of my life."
I said with great emotion, while I couldn't help but pull my sleeves to wipe away the insignificant tears on my face.
"Master, that bastard, has he ever hooked up with you?"
Xiao Dezi cautiously asked me.
"Of course, and this bastard is still trying to hook up with me every day," I said with great enthusiasm.
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"Then, I agree."
"How is it possible?
Even if I fall in love with the lame Dahuang in our house, I will never fall in love with him.
That bastard just has such a monster face.
He will hook up with anyone he sees, regardless of age or sex. , every time he hooks up with someone, he talks all kinds of nice things to them, and he also puts on a face that is so sincere that he hates it.
You have to show your heart to others, but in fact, once you successfully deceive others into their hearts, you will immediately turn your back and deny them, and you will always give up.
It is really a hundred thousand times more shameless than my bastard father.
"I said angrily, my words full of dissatisfaction with this bastard that was so violent that I couldn't suppress it.
"Then you, did you ever like that bastard?"
"Hehehehehe, I like him.
I'm not blind and I'm not cruel.
How could I like that bastard?
It's impossible.
Even if the sun rises in the west, it's completely impossible."
I waved my hands again and again, incomparably Chic and authentic.
"Then you are just deceiving him by promising to marry him."
"Of course, of course, that bastard is moody.
As young as I am, I don't want to lose my life at his hands.
This is just a temporary expedient for self-protection."
"When the time comes, if the deception can't go on, how are you going to deal with me, um, Wu'er?"
There was a strong sense of resentment in his words.
After hearing this, I felt bad all over.
My heart was pounding like a drum being beaten crazily.
I looked at Xiao Dezi as if I was guilty, frowned slightly, and said solemnly.
Tong Xiaodezi said: "Besides you and me, there is no one else in the room."
The doors and windows of the room are all closed tightly, not to mention that the bastard is still locked in the room with his uncle.
At this moment, I am afraid that he is too happy to miss Shu.
He may not even be able to find the east, west, north, and south.
How can he come here?
I must have been trapped.
That bastard was so tortured that he had auditory hallucinations.
Thinking of this, everything seemed to have a reasonable explanation, so I let out a long breath of relief.
Xiao Dezi looked frightened, and his eyes, nose, and mouth were almost squeezed into one place.
This made me very angry.
I slapped him twice on the arm and said angrily to him. : "Qingtian Bairi put on such an expression as if he had seen a ghost.
Do you want to scare me to death?"
I held my chest with my palms and tried to soothe my frightened heart.
"I didn't expect it.
I was very old, and I was able to dry the trees when I was flowing.
I changed my mind again, "However, this person died under the peony flowers, he was also a charming ghost, and he was able to prostrate himself to Jun Mo."
Under Dan's pomegranate skirt, I think that even if my uncle is reviled by the world, he must still be willing in his heart.
This is the power of great love, which can make people lose their minds and become blind."
I couldn't help it.
He sighed long and hard, and pretended to pull his sleeves to wipe away the empty tears on his face.
When I looked up, I saw Xiao Dezi with a nervous look on his face.
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He was waving his hands at me repeatedly.
The corners of his eyes were twitching like crazy.
He was shaking his head like a rattle.
His whole body was as if he was having a convulsion.
No matter how you looked at it, he was not.
Very normal.
"Why, you also want to fall under that bastard's skirt and lose your mind and blind your eyes because of him?"
I said to Xiao Dezi as if to accuse him.
At this time, a warm big palm suddenly put on my shoulder.
I knocked it away angrily.
Then, the big palm persisted and put it on my shoulder again.
How did I push it away this time?
I couldn't push it away, and those five fingers were deeply dug into my flesh.
It hurt so much that I couldn't help but cry.
My eyes were twisted, and I yelled at Xiao Dezi: "Didn't I just say a few words about that bastard?
Look at how excited you are.
Could it be that you also have some indescribable personal relationship with that bastard?"
Quickly remove your claws from me, otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind."
Xiao Dezi put his hands on his chest and waved them repeatedly with an extremely innocent expression on his face.
He looked at Xiao Dezi's hands, then lowered his head to look at the long, white and slender one that was pinching my shoulders fiercely.
My hand, I couldn't help but be completely stunned.
It was stuck on the bench like a wooden stake, motionless.
After I came back to my senses, I immediately started yelling and gesticulating wildly with my hands and feet in the air.
Then I lost my balance and fell down from the stool.
"Why, Wu'er is so afraid of me?"
That bastard Jun Mo lowered his head with a sullen face, as if he wanted to cut me into pieces and then skin and bones.
"Uh uh uh uh uh, why are you here?"
The corners of my mouth couldn't help but twitch violently.
"If I were not here, how would I know that you, Wu'er, have such a big opinion against me?"
Jun Mo, the bastard, said angrily.
Then, this bastard strongly wanted to drive Xiao Dezi out, but Xiao Dezi looked at me pitifully, as if he was uncertain about whether to stay or not.
"Go away, don't let me say it a second time."
"Yes, yes, get out, get out, I'll get out right now."
I made a mad face at Xiao Dezi and tried to run away with my short legs.
As a result, I just ran away for two steps. , this bastard grabbed the collar behind my neck and almost lifted me up alive.
"roll" There was another roar, which made my whole body soften.
If the bastard hadn't pulled me so hard, I would have collapsed on the ground like mud.
Xiao Dezi glanced at me reluctantly, and then walked away.
Even though I stretched my arms and pulled him in the air for a long time, I was still unable to grab the corner of his clothes.
After Xiao Dezi left, the whole room suddenly fell silent.
It was so quiet that it was a bit embarrassing.
I laughed dryly at the top of my lungs, which made the atmosphere even more awkward invisibly.
It was so embarrassing that I wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it right away.
It would be better than being killed by this bastard.
I coughed lightly first, and then I got close to the bastard, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, Thirteenth Prince, why did you leave your uncle and come here?"
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"Oh, I shouldn't be here.
I should be with your uncle.
Some things that cannot be tolerated by God and humans and cannot be brought to light should happen, right?"
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, this kind of thing, as long as you and I are happy for each other, there is no need to put it on the table for the world to see.
If you don't say it, and if my uncle doesn't say it, even if the laws of nature cannot tolerate the abandonment of both humans and gods, , who can know?"
I tried my best to turn my head and smiled at the bastard.
However, the bastard didn't show any sympathy, but became even more furious, "I'll say it one last time, I don't like men, and I definitely don't have a habit of cutting off my sleeves."
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, it's fine that the Thirteenth Prince himself knows this kind of thing, there's no need to make it known to everyone in the world."
"Have you ever half liked me telling the truth?"
"I" I was scared to death.
In order to prevent this love-starved bastard from getting angry at me, I stretched out my arms as hard as possible and stroked his head as if stroking rhubarb.
I said with great love, " I like you, of course I like you.
I like every tree, every flower, every ant in this world, the kind of love that goes deep into my bones.”
"If I were to leave you, would you be even happier?"
"Although I will be very reluctant to leave you, the mortal world is not your destination after all, Thirteenth Prince.
If you leave, of course I will be happy, no, I am happy for you."
Familiar, these words did not succeed in making this bastard happy, and his face became even more ugly.
He lifted my whole body up in the air again and again, with restraint between his brows and eyes.
Uncontrollably angry, "Zhou Wu, it's a lie to say you like me, and it's a lie to say you want to marry me.
You can only hope that I will leave.
Is this true?
I have always hated people who are smooth-talking and lying.
If you can make me endure for such a long time, it is better for you to be the first.
If you don’t like me, you can do it from now on. , I will never force you even half a cent anymore."
Every word was spoken with gritted teeth.
After saying that, the bastard let go of his hand gracefully, causing my whole body to hit the ground hard
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