Previously, I had been hoping that that bastard Jun Mo would no longer cling to me like a piece of dog-skin plaster, and that he would disappear from my life quickly and completely, without leaving any trace.
But when he really disappeared, my heart felt inexplicably missing a corner, and I felt depressed every day and had trouble sleeping and eating.
It is no exaggeration to say that it was like "I feel like I am dead when I am home, and I don't know where I am when I leave."
"Like the past", wandering aimlessly throughout the Zhou Mansion like a lonely ghost.
At night, I suddenly had a very long dream.
In the dream, that bastard Jun Mo was invited by his uncle to take a mandarin duck bath.
The bastard tried his best to refuse, but his uncle refused, insisting on life and death, and lay naked.
In the pool, I slapped the water with my arms and motioned to the bastard repeatedly.
The bastard couldn't refuse, so he simply obeyed.
As soon as his legs touched the water, he unexpectedly turned into a mermaid, and then turned into a mermaid.
Then the whole shark was sent directly to the kitchen The uncle first sharpened the knife, and laughed wildly with a ferocious face.
The laughter made my whole body feel hairy.
After sharpening the knife, the uncle raised the shining knife high in the air.
Then he raised the knife in his hand and stabbed the bastard hard in the body.
That bastard seemed to have endless blood, like spring water, gurgling out from the wound, leaving a dazzling scarlet color everywhere.
And that bastard never resisted at all, His eyes were widening all the time, and those eyes were full of resentment.
In the end, everything slowly became blurry, but the bastard's eyes full of resentment were staring at me.
One pair of eyes turned into two pairs, two pairs of eyes turned into four pairs, and four pairs of eyes turned into Sixteen pairs of eyes, sixteen pairs of eyes turned into two hundred and fifty-six pairs of these densely packed eyes, like a golden bell, trapping my whole body and still circling around me.
This made me unable to hold back, and I was woken up violently.
I turned over and sat up from the bed, holding the brocade in my arms as if being beaten up by a carp.
I stared blankly at the flickering candlelight, and lost my mind for a long time.
My whole body was covered with sweat, and my whole body seemed to be wet by the cold autumn rain.
Although I hugged the thick brocade quilt tightly, an uncontrollable chill still successfully spread throughout my limbs. , I even felt strongly that every strand of my hair was shivering violently.
Even though my heart was pounding, pounding, pounding, like a drum being hammered crazily, beating hard as if it was on the verge of madness, my whole body was so cold that my blood was about to condense into a lump.
Calm down and think carefully about the nightmare of the talent.
That bastard Jun Mo is indeed extremely dangerous in his uncle's Prime Minister's Mansion.
Even if his uncle doesn't covet his beauty and go to his overlord, if he finds out that The true identity of the bastard will definitely force him to cry to dry his tears to get some pearls, and then slice him into sashimi and eat him alive.
After calming down and thinking about it carefully in conjunction with the nightmare, the culprit who wanted to kill that bastard Jun Mo was obviously my uncle, but that bastard Jun Mo looked at me with such resentment, clearly blaming me for everything.
On the head This bastard, he teased me whether I was alive or dead, and threatened me whether I was dead or not.
He kept holding on to me like this.
He was really perverted.
Ever since I had this inexplicable but real and abnormal dream, I have a strong feeling that something is missing in my heart.
Every day, I feel depressed and have trouble sleeping and eating.
"Like the past", he was just like a lonely ghost wandering aimlessly throughout the Zhou Mansion.
I was so panicked that I, Xiao Dezi, Xiao Fuzi, Xiao Shunzi, and Xiao Wenzi disguised themselves as beggars and hid around the Prime Minister's Mansion day and night, waiting for an opportunity to spy on that bastard Jun Mo.
As a result, I stayed there for three days in a row, but I never got a look at that bastard Jun Mo.
This made me panic even more.
I even seriously suspected that the body of that bastard Jun Mo had been eaten alive by this inhumane uncle.
Got it Thinking of this, I really couldn't help it, so I roughly pulled off the beggar's clothes, revealing my original fine clothes, and kicked open the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion without hesitation, angrily as if collecting debts The ground then entered, no matter how hard the servants of the Prime Minister's Mansion tried to stop them, they could not stop it.
At this time, my uncle appeared leisurely and leisurely, surrounded by a group of maids.
As soon as he opened his mouth, he couldn't help but ridiculed me fiercely: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, how come Master Wu came to our Prime Minister's Mansion in broad daylight?
, it seems that our Prime Minister’s Mansion will be in trouble again soon.”
"Uh uh uh uh uh, uncle, what are you talking about?
I came here to pay a special visit today."
I smiled piously.
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"Visiting" my uncle put on his trademark officialdom smile.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my nephew is here to visit me."
I nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
The uncle shook his sleeves fiercely, "The truth is here.
My nephew has seen it and looked at it.
The purpose of coming here has been completely achieved.
Now, let's go home."
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, how can my uncle be so cold-blooded and refuse people thousands of miles away, let alone his own nephew, who is thousands of miles away?"
I smiled pitifully to please.
"Hmph, you still know that you are the nephew of the true person, yet you still dare to tell nonsense and throw dirty water on me again and again."
"No way, uncle must have misunderstood, misunderstood" "I want to ask you, what did you mean by locking me up with Mr.
Jun that day?"
"My nephew understands his uncle's feelings towards that bastard, so he got rid of that bastard to comfort his uncle's lovesickness."
"fart" "As the prime minister of the dynasty, how could my uncle be so rude?"
"Presumptuous," my uncle said, waving his sleeves wildly and almost hitting me in the face with his sleeves.
"Yes, yes, my nephew is being presumptuous.
My uncle is a scholar.
Even if he farts, it must be a fragrant fart.
It is extremely fragrant and full of elegance."
I smiled with a dogged face.
Clinker, I have flattered you to this extent.
Instead of being moved, my uncle became even more angry.
He held his chest firmly with his palms and took deep breaths.
He looked like he was angry with me at any time.
Possible sudden death in the past posture.
The housekeeper stepped forward wisely and said to me respectfully: "Master Wu, you have also seen that our prime minister is not feeling well and is not suitable for seeing guests.
It is better to go home quickly."
"Our young master is a relative, not a guest," Xiao Dezi yelled at the housekeeper confidently, spraying the housekeeper's face with spit.
"Since my uncle is not feeling well, he should go back to his room and rest as soon as possible.
There is no need to support his sick body to accompany his nephew.
My nephew can just walk around the Prime Minister's Mansion casually.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."
I said solemnly and said hello.
If they get Xiao Dezi, they will go in forcefully.
The housekeeper looked embarrassed and ordered a servant to bring a stone tablet that stood at the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion.
On it was written in big blood-red letters "Only Zhou Wu and dogs are not allowed to enter."
After seeing this line of big characters, the corner of my mouth couldn't help but twitch violently, but I still pretended to be calm and said: "Xiao Dezi, what character is this?"
"Keep quiet, cars and horses go around," Xiao Dezi said solemnly.
"Oh, then let's keep quiet and don't make any noise."
After that, I winked wildly at Xiao Dezi and the others.
Then these people immediately understood and pounced on the group of guard dogs in the Prime Minister's Mansion.
Go, hug the thighs, pull the clothes, pull the arms, drag the waist.
In short, the scene was spectacular, and it successfully carved a bloody path for me.
Seeing the extremely chaotic scene, I immediately took the opportunity to sneak back to the house.
Throughout the Prime Minister's Mansion, I ran all the way, wandering around like a headless fly, but still couldn't find that bastard Jun Mo.
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Even if my uncle really ate the shark alive, there should be some left behind.
Bones, you might as well let me collect his body.
When I thought that this bastard died like this, my heart felt like it had been severely cut out.
Suddenly, I felt a huge pain that was inexplicable but penetrated my bone marrow.
I couldn't help but sweat a lot on my forehead.
Breaking into a cold sweat.
I stumbled and moved unsteadily, originally thinking of asking Sister Jie'er where the broken bones of that bastard Jun Mo were.
Unexpectedly, I couldn't see a single figure in my sister's room.
So I walked towards my cousin's room again.
Before I entered the yard, I heard loud laughter.
When I turned into the yard with difficulty, I saw a group of red-and-green dressed-up women who looked like they were coming out of a brothel.
They surrounded me.
They made a circle, and they kept clapping and cheering, all of them looked like they were losing their minds and going crazy.
Before I even got close to them, the strong smell of powder on their bodies made me almost suffocate, and I couldn't help but sneeze loudly several times.
I opened a woman and took a look.
Second sister, I opened another woman and took a look.
Fourth sister, I opened another woman and took a look.
Seventh sister.
Well, my seventeen sisters were actually in the Prime Minister's Mansion today.
Gathered all at once Just when I couldn't help but sigh that my cousin's charm was so great that it attracted all the seventeen crazy women from our Zhou family, I suddenly looked up and caught a glimpse of Jun who was concentrating on painting.
That bastard.
As soon as I saw him, I was extremely excited.
I gathered a group of people and rushed directly to that bastard Jun Mo.
I roughly pulled him over, pulled his arms, squeezed his face, and almost burst into tears with excitement.
"That's great, you're not dead yet," I said, throwing myself into his arms and rubbing my head against his arms again and again.
"What are you doing here?"
The bastard pressed my head and pushed me far away, with a gloomy face and a look of disgust on his face.
"It's not because I was afraid that you would be eaten alive by my uncle and the others, so I came here to collect your body.
I just didn't expect you to be alive and well.
I was overly worried."
I smiled innocently and harmlessly.
"Oh, then if I'm not dead, I'm going against your wishes," the bastard said coldly.
As soon as this bastard finished speaking, the sisters couldn't control themselves and started to make a fuss.
They rushed up angrily and pushed me, and even accused me fiercely, saying that I had no good intentions towards that bastard Jun Mo and wanted him to Can die quickly
Each one of them was like a lively woman, squeezing and squeezing me, choosing the most unpleasant things to say, which made me look like a very vicious and sinful person.
Only now did I realize that a sheep falls into a tiger's mouth. , not that bastard, but what a painful realization this was for me.
That bastard Jun Mo had been watching me being eaten by them all the time.
When I was about to be pinched and strangled to death, that bastard stood up and asked the seventeen sisters to stop.
"Mr.
Zhou, it's very nice for me here, I don't need you to worry about me for no reason," Jun Mo said angrily.
There was a burning pain all over my body, and I yelled at him angrily: "Yes, yes, yes, wherever you go, Jun Mo, there are blind eyes wandering around you, hugging you from left to right."
"My arms are filled with the warm fragrance of soft jade, so there is no need for me to worry about it."
"Master Zhou, please come back as soon as possible."
"Why, Mr.
Jun is right to want to drive me away so quickly.
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If I am here, I will only delay your flirting with them and ruin your elegance."
I just got up from the ground, but fell heavily to the ground again. , there was a pain like a broken bone all over my body.
When my cousins saw this, they ran over to help me, but I pushed them away stubbornly.
"Go slowly, don't send me away."
This bastard didn't bother to look at me again.
As he said this, he calmly returned to his original position, picked up his pen and continued painting.
"Jun Mo, from now on, if I, Zhou Wu, care even a little bit about the life and death of you bastard, I will kill you."
I slapped the ground fiercely and said through gritted teeth.
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