In order to take down that bastard Jun Mo in one fell swoop, in the next few days, under the guise of replenishing my energy, I ate and slept, slept and ate, and lived my life in the pig pen with peace of mind.
A life only a pig can have.
On the day of my grandfather's eightieth birthday, the entire Zhou Mansion was almost completely wrapped in blood-red red silk.
At first glance, it looked like it was glowing red.
As the young master who was pampered by my grandpa and the only one in the entire Zhou family, I got up very early in the morning, and then dressed in a festive red dress, I walked around the house in a hurry. , and ordered the servants and servants to come over, and then ordered them to go over, helping to arrange things inside and outside.
After everything in the house was almost arranged, I even condescended to take Xiao Dezi, Xiao Wenzi and the others to the gate of Zhou Mansion to receive the guests.
Of course, I did this just to wait quietly for that bastard Jun Mo. .
While I was trying my best to smile at the arriving guests, the muscles on my face were twitching uncontrollably and on the verge of madness.
I bowed my hands and kept straightening, bending, and straightening my waist.
After bending again, after dozens of rounds of this, my poor little waist was almost broken.
I couldn't help but sigh, sighing that I was too flexible and able to tolerate my grievances to this extent in order to achieve my goal.
It was just what a man did.
In order to successfully drive away that bastard Jun Mo, I even After doing it like this, I believe that this kind of spirit that even I can't help but move to tears will definitely move the world.
Then God can't bear it and simply fulfills me.
The more I thought about it, the more I couldn't help but feel smug and self-satisfied.
I even laughed like a pig at one point.
Xiao Dezi, on the other hand, had an expression on his face as if he had seen a ghost.
He stared at me dumbfounded, and kept pulling on my sleeves.
He asked a little eagerly: "Master, what kind of stimulation have you received?
Why?"
Fortunately, the wind started to blow."
After hearing this, I couldn't hold myself together, and I choked on my own saliva without warning.
Then I started coughing for a long time.
I said angrily and stepped on Xiao De hard several times.
Zi's feet, "Ah, bah, bah, bah, bah, on such a happy day, I don't have to worry about bad luck even if I have a convulsion or not."
Finally, I did not forget to give Xiao Dezi an objective and fair evaluation, "It's true that a dog's mouth cannot spit out ivory."
"Of course a dog can't spit out ivory, otherwise I would let the lame Dahuang in our house spit it out," Xiao Dezi said aggrievedly.
"Hey, you slave, how are you talking?
When the master speaks, you just listen honestly, why are you talking back?"
I put on a show of power.
"The little one didn't say anything else.
A dog can't spit out ivory from its mouth."
Xiao Dezi said even more aggrievedly.
"You slave, do you want to piss me off to death?"
"Ah, bah, bah, bah, on such a happy day, I am not afraid of bringing bad luck to the old lady, no matter whether I die or not."
Xiao Dezi deliberately imitated what I said just now.
These words were so good that I was speechless for a moment, so I couldn't say anything, so I had to use force to suppress them.
I stood on tiptoes, holding Xiao Dezi's collar with one hand, and clenched my other hand into a fist.
My fist was pointed directly at Xiao Dezi's face, before I could use my fist to remove it from his face.
Brushing heavily, at this moment, a cold voice suddenly sounded from behind: "Stop", the tone was full of anger that was so strong that it couldn't be suppressed at all.
After hearing this, I couldn't help but feel a creeping chill, and the hairs on my body were still standing on end.
I quickly let go of Xiao Dezi's clothes, and very considerately smoothed the wrinkles on his clothes that I had pulled out, and then He turned around and faced his father, whose entire face was pitch black, so dark that it was almost covered with thick ink.
He smiled in a flattering manner, "Why are you here so early?"
"Hey, Master Wu, what are you talking about?
His biological father is celebrating his birthday.
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As his son, there is no reason for us, the master, to be late."
One of the aunts said in a high-pitched voice.
"If Master Wu is one step late, I'm afraid I will miss Master Wu's show in front of all the adults.
You can do anything at any time.
Master Wu is so majestic and majestic."
Another aunt said with a sharp voice in a strange and sinister tone.
"Young Master Wu, it's okay to be embarrassed on weekdays.
Now he even refuses to miss the old man's eightieth birthday.
He has come to the door of Zhou's house to be embarrassed, as if he's afraid that others won't see it."
Another one The aunt said in a sharp voice with a strange tone.
"We, Mr.
Wu, are not afraid of anything.
He even dares to destroy the birthday banquet of the Prime Minister.
Let alone the birthday banquet of the old master.
He will even mess up the birthday banquet with unscrupulous joy."
Another aunt said.
He said in a sharp voice with a sinister tone.
"Uh uh uh uh uh, the master and the aunts misunderstood, misunderstood, just now, the young master was just joking with me, just joking."
Seeing them scolding me more and more, their mood became more and more high, so Xiao Dezi hurriedly interjected.
"Master, Master Wu's joke is really terrible.
That day, he also said that he would drive all the concubines out of the Zhou family, and let them go to brothels to sell their bodies."
Again and again An aunt said in a shrill voice with a strange voice.
Moreover, she also showed off her acting skills that were not suitable for the stage at all.
She pretended to hold up her sleeves to wipe away the tears on her face, which were nothing at all.
"Auntie, stop wiping.
There aren't even a single drop of tear on your face.
If you wipe it again, the wall-thick powder that was finally put on your face will be wiped off.
Besides, today is a happy day for our Zhou family.
You guys One by one, they were either tense or in mourning, as if they were coming to collect debts.
If grandpa sees them later, grandpa will definitely not be happy," I said gloatingly.
When I saw those aunts, they were all as angry as cocks with fried feathers.
They obviously hated me to death.
At one point, they wanted to stretch out their arms and pounce on me and strangle me alive.
However, in order to maintain their own His posture, not to be laughed at by others, but also to try his best to suppress his anger towards me, with a posture of smashing teeth and swallowing blood, this made me feel happy for no reason.
In order to calm down the raging anger in their hearts that was raging like a prairie fire, the aunts had no choice but to take deep breaths and wave the square handkerchiefs in their hands.
When the breeze blew, the The strong smell of powder swept over me overwhelmingly, making me choke and sneeze violently.
There was a look of disgust on my face that was so strong that I couldn't hide it at all.
I pinched my nose and backed away, and said with great dissatisfaction: "My aunts and sisters haven't taken a bath in months, so they smell so bad."
If you look like this, you can kill a bunch of wild donkeys alive.”
This made my aunts and sisters couldn't help but jump at me and curse me angrily.
They also kept saying that my nose was useless and they should just cut it off.
Xiao Dezi coughed twice and spoke at the right time: "Master, aunts, ladies, there are many guests behind here.
You guys are standing here and blocking the door."
"Don't embarrass yourself here, get out of here quickly," my father said angrily.
"Sisters, aunts, did you hear that?
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Father asked you not to be embarrassed here.
Get out of here quickly.
I won't give it away."
I pulled my lips and smiled evilly while waving my hands at them.
Say goodbye.
"I told you not to embarrass yourself here, and get out of here quickly," my father said angrily.
The next moment, before I could react, my father pulled my ears and took me in as roughly as possible.
Zhou family.
Since my father didn't show any pity for me at all, the force of his hand was so strong that he almost pulled off my ears alive.
So I couldn't help it and started to wail like a slaughtered pig along the way.
Xiao Dezi, on the other hand, followed me nervously, urging his father to walk slower and be gentler.
Entering the backyard of Zhou Mansion, my father finally removed his hand from my ear and said to me like he was giving orders: "Today, no matter what, you must behave yourself and don't touch a drop of wine."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah," I said with a well-behaved look on my face, nodding my head like a chicken pecking at rice.
"The visitor is a guest.
You are not allowed to argue with anyone today.
It will bring disgrace to my Zhou family."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah," I still looked well-behaved, nodding my head like a chicken pecking at rice.
"Your grandfather intends to arrange a marriage between your sisters and Mr.
Jun.
When you see Mr.
Jun today, you must behave yourself."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah," I looked obedient again, nodding my head like a chicken pecking at rice.
"Today, if you dare to act recklessly and ruin your grandfather's birthday banquet like you did last time, I will not let you off lightly this time."
Father gave a long pause, and then continued He said through gritted teeth, "I will skin you directly."
The tone was full of cruelty, which made me couldn't help but feel the cold wind blowing behind me.
"Why, I can't do it?"
My father asked me condescendingly with a stinky face.
He also raised his palm in the air, as if if I dared to say "no", he would be unable to hold it back and use He slapped me to death.
"Uh uh uh uh uh, I can do it, I can do it, of course I can do it."
Forced by my father's power, I had no choice but to promise in a hurry.
It wasn't until this happened that my father let me go and left with my aunts and sisters.
"Master, are you okay?"
Xiao Dezi asked me with concern.
While rubbing my ears, which were as red as my clothes and still sore, I said nonchalantly: "It's okay, it's okay, of course it's okay."
Then, I suddenly remembered an extremely important thing, so I asked Xiao Dezi seriously: "How are you preparing for the matter?"
"We have already prepared everything, so please don't worry.
Today, even if you discipline that bastard, you won't be able to escape," Xiao Dezi said confidently.
"Stop it, stop it, don't talk nonsense right now.
If that bastard doesn't take the usual path and slips out of your hands, won't he be slapped in the face like crazy?"
"Master, if you can't take down that bastard, I'll just hit him to death today," Xiao Dezi said confidently.
I looked at Xiao Dezi meaningfully, pressed my palms on Xiao Dezi's shoulders and patted him wildly, then walked away without saying a word.
After two hours of burning incense, the guests were almost all here, but I still couldn't see that bastard Jun Mo.
This made me feel deeply disappointed for a while.
After all, the anesthetic was covered with sweat and the drug was used to dissipate the spirit.
Everything is ready, everything is in place.
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If that bastard, the east wind, can't wait for a long time, then won't it mean that I have wasted all my efforts and troubles to prepare, and will end up in vain?
The more I thought about it, the more regretful and melancholy I felt.
In my heart, I kept anxiously calling for that bastard to show up quickly.
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