"Hehehehehe, that bastard is really shameless.
He is obviously the meanest person in the world, but he still has the nerve to throw this hat to me.
Where is his face?"
I angrily pressed the bastard's head and covered his face.
After scolding and taking a few deep breaths, he gritted his teeth and continued, word for word, sonorously, "Oh, I forgot, that bastard was shameless and shameless, and he even didn't want to be thorough.
At the end of the day, you can simply make heaven and earth move, and you don’t know what face is at all.”
I saw my cousin tightly wrapping his arm around my waist to prevent my whole body from falling to the ground, and covering his mouth with one hand while smiling.
This made me very puzzled and nervous.
He looked at him and said: "Cousin, how can you still smile like this when you know that bastard is shameless?
Don't forget, now , he is shamelessly living in your Prime Minister's Mansion, and he can't even blast him away, and he is also coveting Sister Jie'er."
After hearing what I said, my cousin not only didn't stop laughing, but his whole body started to quiver with laughter.
This made me even more confused, and my whole face was filled with surprise, as if I had seen a ghost.
The corners of his mouth were clearly twitching, and he seriously suspected that his cousin had either become evil, or had been taught to be careless by that bastard.
My cousin's body was trembling more and more violently, so that I couldn't help but tremble with him.
But this tremor didn't matter, and it severely pulled the wound on my body.
I couldn't help screaming in pain at the top of my lungs, and let out a burst of pain.
Howling like a slaughtering pig after another Hearing me howl so miserably and in such heart-wrenching pain, my cousin thought of restraining himself a little, quickly suppressed his smile, and kept saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" to me.
"You're laughing your ass off, it's so funny."
I grinned in pain, dripping with cold sweat, and I didn't forget to make a sarcastic comment at my cousin.
"First, Mr.
Jun said that even though you were beaten half to death, you didn't even think of introspecting for a moment.
Instead, you would act like a mad dog and vent all your anger on him, picking up all kinds of extremely unpleasant things.
"If you say that, I threw it at him wildly, and I guessed it right; secondly, now I can't help but feel more and more that it makes sense for Mr.
Jun to say that you are a bitch-tongued."
My cousin tried his best to hold back his laughter, and said to himself, His face was so swollen that it turned the color of pig liver.
I unabashedly glared at my cousin with big white eyes that could pierce the sky, my eyes were piercing, and my face was filled with an extremely angry look.
My cousin covered his mouth with his hand and coughed lightly, then he said to me seriously: "Wu'er, you clearly know that my uncle has such a bad temper, why don't you know how to bend or stretch, yet you insist on holding him down?"
Aren't you afraid of being beaten to death if you are so angry?"
"Of course I am doing this to fulfill my filial duty," I said confidently and matter-of-factly.
"My cousin doesn't know that my father is very industrious.
He eats and sleeps and eats.
He is like a pig. , I’m not doing this to get him to exercise more, otherwise, how much fat will he gain on his body?”
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk," my cousin smacked his lips, shook his head repeatedly, and said to me with emotion, "Your mouth is really not that mean."
I calmly gave my cousin an even bigger look and said to him without blushing or beating, "What do you know?
I have good intentions."
My cousin couldn't laugh or cry at all, "Any fool you pick up on the street can't think of such a stupid idea."
Before my cousin had the chance to finish his sarcasm at me, I immediately and proudly interjected: "That is, none of them are as smart as me."
My cousin burst out laughing, "Yes, yes, you are smart, you are smart, right?"
"Of course I know I'm smart, and you still have to tell me."
I smiled with a proud look on my face.
"After being beaten like this, you are still in a joking mood.
Wu'er, you are really too heartless."
My cousin sighed repeatedly, looking at me with a very strange look, as if he was sizing me up.
It seemed like something weird, "Today you provoked my uncle like this and made him very angry.
I can protect you for this moment, but I can't protect you for the rest of your life.
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What if you get beaten up again and again?"
Can't you be a little more docile in front of your uncle?
Why bother contradicting him like this?"
"I don't know anymore.
Whenever I act nice, he always thinks that I'm trying to be courteous for nothing.
I've caused huge trouble outside behind his back, and I need him to wipe my butt, so I even ask You don’t even ask, dragging me in front of you means giving me a hard beating.
Even the good will get beaten, and the disobedient will get beaten.
Since the result is the same, why should I bother myself to please him?"
I pulled my lips and smiled bitterly, and finally , and did not forget to add this sentence very solemnly, "He and I are actually destined to be in conflict with each other.
I don't know which life I owed him.
In this life, he must be here to collect debts from me.
Not only him, but also Uncle, too.
Every time I see the two of them, something bad will happen to me.
I will either lose money and get scolded, or be beaten half to death."
My cousin looked helpless, "Wu'er" I pulled my lips and smiled openly, "Okay, okay, it's rare for my cousin to come to see me, so don't mention all these unpleasant things.
By the way, cousin, you came to see me today, but what's the important thing?
"thing" "It's very important."
My cousin sighed heavily, "Today, I discussed divination with Young Master Jun.
Based on your birth date, he calculated with his fingers that you will suffer a bloody disaster today.
Let me hurry up.
Come and collect the body for you."
After hearing this, I felt like I was having a convulsion at the corner of my mouth.
I was on the verge of going crazy and twitching for a while.
I said with hatred and hatred: "I said why am I so unlucky today?
I was beaten half to death just in the morning and I haven't had time yet in the evening."
I ate something to fill my stomach, and then I was beaten half to death.
Most likely, it was that bastard who cursed me alive."
I clenched my fist tightly, and I felt the urge to blow that bastard's head off all of a sudden, and the feeling was extremely strong.
"Young Master Jun also expected that you would say something like this, and you will have to guess how dirty it is," my cousin said solemnly.
"That bastard, it's okay to curse me."
My whole body was filled with gnashing hatred.
"Wu'er, you are a bit too mean-spirited.
No matter what Mr.
Jun said, I still saved your life."
"That bastard is not so kind.
He can do divination, and maybe he can do witchcraft.
He is the one who cursed me like this."
I said angrily.
At this moment, I wanted to transform into a beast. , and then used his fangs and claws to tear the bastard alive into pieces of flesh.
My cousin opened his mouth up and down, wanting to say something to me, but in the end he said nothing to me, and swallowed the words into his throat again.
I was minding my own business and kept talking eloquently about that bastard to my cousin.
I kept saying bad things about that bastard, which were extremely unpleasant and could not be put on the table.
I swung basket after basket of dirty words without hesitation, with my face on my face.
Still full of jealousy and hatred The look on his face made him want to smash that bastard's backbone to pieces.
But my cousin just held his brow with his palms, assuming a desperate posture, and just let me speak, from beginning to end, Not a single word interjected When my mouth was dry and I was swallowing hard to moisten my throat, my cousin took out a palm-sized white jade bottle from his arms and gave it to me, and said leisurely: "Young Master Jun asked me to give it to you.
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Apply it to your own wounds.”
I felt very unhappy.
Without thinking, I threw the pitiful little jade bottle to the ground.
With a crisp "pop" sound, the jade bottle fell to pieces and fell into pieces.
The powder was scattered all over the ground, and was carried around by the north wind for a few times, and then disappeared completely, just in line with the saying that the geese passed by without leaving a trace, and the water passed by the duck's back.
In this way, I was still so angry that I violently stamped my feet on the broken white jade fragments scattered on the ground.
While stamping wildly, I angrily shouted at the top of my lungs: " That bastard was so despicable.
He cursed me viciously in secret, and secretly asked his cousin to give me a gift.
Yao, you really think that I have no brains, and I will burst into tears of gratitude towards him.
He is obviously a complete bad guy, but he still tries to whitewash it and pretends to be a gentleman.
I still love this bastard when he is so strong-willed.
No one with a clear sense of hatred would accept charity from that bastard, no way."
My cousin said calmly: "Master Jun also expected that you would throw this bottle on the ground."
"Knowing that I would throw it on the ground, and even asking my cousin to bring it here specially, that bastard is so heartless," I said angrily.
"Wu'er," my cousin said to me while trying his best to hold back his smile, "This is not a medicine to heal wounds at all.
Master Jun said, for a person like you who doesn't know what is good or bad, even if he saves you, he will still be extremely careful."
You scolded me so innocently, but in order to avoid the severe drought in June, he specially asked me to bring you that bottle of extra-thick refined white salt, which was a small token of his appreciation for you.
Be careful" After hearing this, I wanted to immediately hold my chest and vomit three liters of blood.
This bastard, my front foot was just injured, and he immediately sent white salt to the back foot.
Shameless, bastard, and beast.
I gritted my teeth and smiled at my cousin with all my strength, "Cousin, go back and thank that bastard for your kindness.
By the way, help pass on a piece of advice to that bastard so that he can restrain himself.
A little, if you continue to be a beast, be careful not to be chopped into cinders by the rolling thunder."
"Wu'er, who told you to be so rude to Mr.
Jun?
You always say bad things about others and go out of your way to ruin their reputation.
Even I, a bystander, can't stand it anymore," my cousin said righteously.
"Are you my cousin or that bastard's cousin?
Why do you always speak for him?"
I said with great dissatisfaction.
I felt deeply that the way my cousin looked at people was too superficial.
Far less vicious and sharp than me.
I can't help it, who made me so smart and wise from birth?
I couldn't help but sigh, thinking that I had simply achieved the great and sublime "When the whole world is turbid, I am alone pure, when everyone is drunk, I am alone awake".
Realm, and sincerely admire I was still immersed in the deep pride for a while and couldn't extricate myself.
At this moment, I saw my cousin pulling his lips and smiling faintly at me, and then he said to me, "According to Mr.
Jun and Jie'er Judging from their emotional feelings, these two people are both We are in love with each other, and we will inevitably talk about marriage in the future.
When Mr.
Jun marries Jie'er, he will definitely call me brother, and you, from beginning to end, can only call me brother.
Cousin, a cousin is eight thousand miles away."
"Cousin, you're probably here to stimulate me for that bastard."
I never imagined that my cousin, who has always been modest and polite, could actually utter such words that can make people angry to death. , I held my injured heart tightly with my palms, with a look of disbelief on my face.
My eyes were as wide as bull's eyes.
The corners of my mouth were as fierce and unstoppable as a galloping horse.
I was twitching for a while. .
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