I pulled my lips and smiled evilly, and said to this bastard in a playful way: "Jun Mo, you always say that you have castrated others, or sent them to the palace to be eunuchs, etc., are you the real deal?
You’re such a real eunuch, you’re so secretive.”
The more I thought about it, the more ridiculous it became.
I couldn’t hold it back, so I burst out laughing on the spot like a pig-killing sound.
Seeing that bastard's eyes darken again and again, his entire face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and thick ink was almost coming out from inside, so I immediately stood up and consoled him in an empathetic manner.
He said, "The eunuch is pretty good too.
It's okay.
I won't laugh at you, I won't laugh at you."
"Zhou Wu" The bastard spoke to me through gritted teeth, every word resounding, filled with such intense anger that he couldn't hold it back at all.
"I told you I won't laugh at you, why do you have such a big reaction?"
I smiled happily, "No wonder you hook up with everyone you meet, and you are always merciful and flirtatious.
You are so carefree that it can make people wonder.
We abandoned the heaven and the earth together, but were not blasted into pieces by the thunder of the sky.
In the past, I thought God could not open its eyes, but today I know that you are inhumane.
Suddenly, I felt that God was much more just, and I really I clearly feel the brilliance of the sun, moon, and sky in this world."
That bastard "Zhou Wu" had two balls of raging anger in his eyes.
After I learned such an ulterior secret, he probably wanted to kill me right at this moment. .
As soon as I saw that the situation was not good, I immediately took advantage of the situation and flattered this bastard wildly, "Uh uh uh uh uh, Thirteenth Prince, even if you have a slight physical disability, , However, even such a small disability cannot cover up the strong personality charm exuding from your body.
You are just a slight flaw in white jade, but your whole person is still so high and respected."
"Oh, so Wu'er doesn't dislike me, and is still willing to marry me."
The bastard frowned slightly, looked at me with stern eyes, and put on a very solemn posture.
"Uh uh uh uh uh, I don't dislike it, of course I don't dislike it.
When I learned that you were a eunuch, I immediately felt that I and the nymphomaniac women around me were much safer.
Jun Mo, I love you to death.
The fact that he is a eunuch."
I laughed so hard that my whole body trembled wildly, just like the leaves on the branches shaking randomly like a convulsion under the blow of the wind.
"Zhou Wu," that bastard said to me fiercely.
His whole face drooped again and again.
It looked more smelly than poop that had been fermented in a cesspool for three hundred years.
At this time At this moment, he probably had the desire to strangle me and silence me, and this desire was quite strong at one time.
I quickly suppressed my smile and kept blinking at this bastard.
I put on a pleading look and said pitifully to him: "Jun Mo, since you are an eunuch and you are inhumane, even if I force you to marry me, If I give it to you, we are destined to never be happy.
Do you have the heart to watch me stay a widow for you for the rest of my life?"
I saw that bastard with a dark face and breathing heavily.
He put on a very calm posture and tried his best to ignore me.
But today, for him, I have offended and offended him, not to mention that success or failure now all depends on this.
There is no reason to retreat in the face of the battle.
It is better to just keep doing nothing.
Thinking of this, I temporarily Treating his life like a floating cloud in the horizon, he gritted his teeth and risked his life with a ruthless heart.
He continued to look at this bastard and said seriously: "Jun Mo, you also know that I, no matter what, will never die.
You will definitely not be able to settle down.
Since you can't be humane and insist on marrying me forcefully, by then, I'm afraid that no matter how high or strong you build the courtyard wall, I still won't be able to hold back my loneliness and I will immediately become red.
"Xing cheated" "Zhou Wu, have I always been too indulgent towards you, so that you dare to be so reckless?"
The bastard said angrily, while putting his hand on my waist, he kept saying I closed my fingers, picked out a piece of meat, and twisted it hard.
It hurt so much that I couldn't help but cry out in pain.
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I muttered to him in a low voice, feeling aggrieved, "Jun Mo, you can't be humane.
You can't blame me for this.
You know clearly that you can't be humane, but you still want to imitate others in marrying wives, and you keep saying something wrong."
I don’t want to marry, Jun Mo, can you just think that I saved your life and then go abuse others and let me go?
In this life, I still want to grow old together with the children I love.
Well, I would rather die than marry a eunuch."
Finally, I did not forget to add this solemnly, "If you ask me to marry you and make you a widow, I might as well just kill myself right now."
After hearing what I said, the corner of that bastard's mouth felt as if he was having a convulsion.
He was on the verge of madness and twitched for a while.
He looked at me speechlessly, "If you open your mouth, I can't be humane and you are a eunuch.
If you keep your mouth closed, you don't want to be a widow and still think about it."
Hongxing cheats, Zhou Wu, don’t forget that you are still a woman who has not left the court, so you can’t have a little bit of shame."
"You said that I am shameless and shameless.
Now, I am about to be dragged into a pit of fire by you bastard.
What else do I want to do with my shame?"
I said with great resentment.
While he was angrily waving his eyes at that bastard with big white eyes that could pierce the sky.
That bastard kept a straight face and said to me with great righteousness: "Zhou Wu, being able to marry me is a blessing you have earned in ten lifetimes.
Only a stupid woman like you can do it in this world."
I don’t know the blessings among the blessings, and I don’t know the good and bad to this damn point.”
I had a look of despair on my face, "Hehehehehe, it would be better to marry an inhumane person as a wife than to die of old age in a boudoir.
What kind of blessing can this be?
It's obviously a blessing."
I’ll have bloody mold for ten lifetimes.”
"I can't be humane, what a joke" The bastard said solemnly, while tightly holding my waist with two iron arms, pressing my whole body into his strong chest, almost knocking my ribs.
The roots were broken one after another, "Can I be humane?
Wu'er, do you want to try?"
That bastard smiled so wildly that I actually felt that he was so good-looking when he was evil.
Fortunately, this was not a woman.
Otherwise, it would have been a disaster of the first magnitude, which would bring disaster to the country, the people, and the court.
From now on, the king will not come to court early.
This beauty was so tempting that I almost couldn't hold it back, and my nose started bleeding on the spot.
After realizing this, I quickly turned my face away, not daring to look at this bastard again, and yelled angrily at the top of my voice.
He looked at him and said: "Hehehehehe, we are all eunuchs, so don't be brave."
"Oh, Wu'er doesn't believe it that much."
The bastard pulled his lips at me and smiled mischievously.
"If you're not a eunuch, just give me your thing.
” I blurted it out without even thinking about it.
"That's what you want" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want it, I want it so much."
"Okay, Wu'er, since you want it so much, how can I let you down?
When we get married, I will become a legitimate couple with you, and I will not only give you happily , and I can also give it to you every day " Why do this bastard's words sound so strange?
my whole person First he was severely startled, and then he couldn't help but think of the dirty words he heard from Dai Wangzong and the others, and then he "shushed" and couldn't help but blush completely.
I stared at that bastard and said, "Jun Mo, you, you, you are teasing me."
"Obviously you were the one who made the rude remarks and teased me first because of your lack of manners."
The bastard put on the posture of a victim.
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"Uh uh uh uh uh uh" For a moment, I was so choked by the bastard's words that I was speechless.
"I have agreed to even this kind of request.
Why do you have any hesitation?
Just get married tomorrow."
The bastard said firmly, his tone full of arrogance.
Determined.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, it's not impossible to get married.
Otherwise, you can cut off that thing of yours and use it as a bride price."
I cautiously tested the bastard.
"If it was cut, I would really be inhumane."
The bastard gritted his teeth and smiled at me while pulling his lips.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, it's okay, it's okay, I don't dislike you, I really don't dislike you," I said very openly.
"Just now, you said you didn't want to be a widow, and why did you want Hongxing to cheat?"
"Uh uh uh uh uh, just now, now is now.
If you really want to marry me, why don't you just cut it off?"
"Hey, you woman, you have the nerve to say that I can flip a page faster than I can flip a book.
According to what I see, your face can obviously flip a page much faster than I can."
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, after all, I am the one who got the chance to marry you, but you have such a devilish face that you are so good at flirting with others, and you will inevitably provoke a lot of people who are crying and shouting that I won't marry you unless you are.
Yingying Yanyan, if I leave you outside like this, I can't let go after all.
However, if If you cut it off, wouldn't it prove that you are absolutely loyal to me?
In this way, I can relax.
If you are determined to marry me, then you might as well get it done."
I said.
The deputy old monk was chanting sutras and talking earnestly into that bastard's ear.
“If you want to cut it, it’s not impossible.”
"Really?"
I looked at that bastard with excitement on my face, my eyes couldn't stop flashing, and I assumed a posture of anticipation.
"How about when you give birth to one hundred and one children for me, I will give you the opportunity to take a knife and cut it yourself."
After hearing these words, my original excitement was extinguished by a basin of cold water.
My whole body shrank like an eggplant beaten by frost, and I said to him angrily: " Why don't you give birth to one hundred and one children?
The old sow will never be able to give birth to so many in her life."
This bastard, it's obvious that he is trying to trick me.
"Don't you have a saying in the human world?
As long as you work hard and grind an iron pestle into a needle, don't worry, I will work hard with you when the time comes."
The bastard smiled, which made him even more flattered.
He wanted me to beat him to death.
He has his heart.
I looked at him angrily, "How shameless."
The bastard uttered something faintly, "Only in this way can I be worthy of you, isn't it?"
After hearing these words, I wanted to immediately cover my chest and vomit three liters of blood.
I hurriedly stood up and distanced myself from this bastard, "No, no, no, we are different.
You are shameless and shameless on your own.
That’s all, please don’t drag me with you, I’m a serious person.”
"Hey, at such a young age, you haven't even left the imperial court, yet you have begun to covet my possessions, and you are also talking shamelessly to me.
You have learned such a bad lesson, and you dare to say that you want skin and face.
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What kind of serious person are you?"
Then The bastard laughed wildly at me.
"Stop talking."
The more I thought about it, the more ashamed I felt.
I was so ashamed that I wanted to just hit him to death.
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