Judging from my experience of being severely tricked by this bastard more than once, and being deceived many times, once this bastard shows his attentiveness to me, it will definitely not do anything good.
Thinking of this, my whole heart can't help but " "Thump thump thump thump", it was a very happy dance I couldn't help but wrinkle my brows again and again.
With a vigilant expression on my face, I weakly asked that bastard: "Jun Mo, you guy, don't you really intend to feed me and then feed me?"
Like a bastard, pull him down and let him bleed."
"Even if Wuer you really turned into a bastard, I would still be willing to shed your blood."
The bastard pulled his cherry red lips and smiled meaningfully at me.
After hearing these words, the stone that was pressing on my heart finally fell firmly to the ground, and I let out a long sigh of relief.
As soon as I saw the evil smile on that bastard's face, it became more and more crazier.
Then I carefully thought about what the bastard just said to me.
He just kept twitching for a while.
After he calmed down a little, he angrily said to the bastard with a strong sense of condemnation: "You, you, you, you bastard, you are the bastard, you are the one."
"I'm just making an analogy," the bastard said to me leisurely.
"Hehehehehe, no need to use metaphors, you are also a bastard" I said angrily and reluctantly.
"Wu'er needs to think more clearly.
No matter what my true identity is, you have to marry me.
You bastard, this doesn't sound good at all."
"You, you, you are shameless."
I gave that bastard an objective and fair evaluation from the bottom of my heart.
“As long as you like it” "I" I just had time to spit out such a word, and then as soon as I said it, while my mouth was wide open, the bastard took a chopstick and stuffed the dried eggplant and braised pork into my mouth.
I was completely startled, and before I could react, that bastard said in my ear seriously, "It's noon on the day of hoeing, and the sweat is dripping from the soil.
Who would have thought that the food on the plate would be fine every time?"
You all have worked hard and are good, eat it, don't waste food, waste is shameful."
My whole cheek was stuffed to the brim.
I wanted to vomit but couldn't, so I chewed it with great difficulty.
I didn't forget to roll my eyes wildly at that bastard, in order to express myself a little bit.
The contempt and resentment towards him simply seeped into his bones.
The sun-braised pork with dried tomato in his mouth was hard to swallow.
The next moment, the bastard brought another chopstick to the braised pork elbow with a shiny sauce, "Eat it, your favorite."
The wise and wise ancestors said that "a scholar cannot be killed but not humiliated" and "a gentleman will not eat what he grumbles upon".
After all, I am a man of integrity.
I should implement these two things to the end.
Seriously.
Thinking that I am the same as him, can I do without that shame?
"Open your mouth," the bastard ordered me.
"Don't eat."
I tilted my head ruthlessly, leaving the bastard with a side face.
Then, that bastard didn't waste any more nonsense with me.
He directly clamped my jaw with two fingers and forced me to open my mouth wide, and even opened it to the extreme.
Next, braised elbow with chopsticks.
It was forced in very violently The space in my mouth was limited, and there was obviously no room for it, but that bastard still took the chopsticks and stabbed the exposed braised pork elbow into my mouth, almost stuffing the piece of meat into my throat. inside.
I had a look of despair on my face, and I couldn't help but seriously suspect that this bastard was clearly torturing me to death in disguise, and maybe he wanted to use this to choke me to death.
Although the look in my eyes at that bastard was extremely unfriendly, and I wanted to eat him alive, but the bastard put on a posture of ignorance and was very patient, dragging my chin up and down with his palm, and kept moving.
Help me chew it again and again The father put the vegetables on the mother's plate as gently as he could, and smiled at the mother: "Madam, some time ago, I asked this bastard to feed the pigs in the pigsty.
People said that he not only messed up the swill He splashed the ground all over the pigs' faces and body, and greeted them fiercely with a copper spoon, which frightened the pigs so much that they went on a hunger strike one by one.
To prevent them from starving to the point of being reduced to skin and bones, I had no choice but to let my servants use some violent methods to open the pigs' mouths and force them to eat.
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Look at the scene of Mr.
Jun feeding this bastard now, which is actually the same as the servants feeding the pigs that day. , so similar.”
After hearing these words, my mother laughed out loud, and then everyone present laughed in unison.
My whole face turned red and I was no longer willing to let this bastard continue to feed me.
I felt like I was drowning, waving my arms and kicking my legs, almost crazy.
I struggled hard, but that bastard deliberately worked against me.
Those two fingers clamped my jaw hard without letting go at all, almost crushing my bones.
It was so painful that tears welled up in my eyes.
At this time, the father said again, "Madam, when the servants were feeding the pigs, the pigs were just like this bastard now.
They were reluctant but struggling vigorously. , Backing away as if life-threatening, the servants are like Mr.
Jun, holding on to the pig's mouth.
If this bastard stands up again and shakes his butt hard a few times, he will really fight with us.
The pigs in the house are all the same."
As soon as I finished speaking, the whole hall burst into laughter, which became even more intense.
My eyes couldn't help but suddenly darken, and I almost fell to the ground to death.
This father actually belittled me in order to win a smile from my mother.
He was so shameless.
He was almost comparable to this shameless bastard, okay?
I couldn't hold myself back, and calmly swung at my father with a big white eye that could pierce the sky.
"I can't believe that Wu'er is as individual as the pig in my uncle's house."
The bastard pretended to sigh again and again.
"Oh, Mr.
Jun, what you said is very wrong.
This bastard in our family is much more individual than a pig.
He is not only cheating, cheating, eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling, he also does everything.
He also talks a lot.
I'm so mean all my life.
I believe you have all experienced this.
However, what you don't know is that this bastard in our family is like a dog and is particularly good at digging holes."
The father took a long breath and continued in a serious tone: "Three years ago, this bastard didn't learn how to be a hero.
He abducted the newly bought concubine of Su Bian in the capital.
He also imitated those brave men.
Bandits went to rob the rich and give to the poor, but they were just After using such a trick to catch a turtle in an urn, he caught one alive.
For the sake of the Prime Minister's Mansion and our Zhou family, this member of the Soviet Union originally wanted to break his teeth and swallow the blood, so he just sold it to us.
Both families have thin noodles, but I think However, he refuses to obey obediently.
If he doesn't take this opportunity to teach this bastard a lesson, he will definitely slap his nose and face even harder in the future.
How can he be so arrogant and lawless?
So, , I will directly kill my relatives with justice, Lord Even after arriving in the prison, this bastard was not idle.
He took Xiao Dezi, Xiao Wenzi, Xiao Fuzi and the others to dig out a tunnel with the dishes for eating.
It is said that the tunnel dug was half a person tall and an arm wide."
"Then in the end, Wu'er escaped through this tunnel," my cousin said in a daze, "I really didn't expect that my cousin, who always looked so irritable and could not sit still for a moment, could actually do things like this.
"With perseverance, the iron rod turns into a needle."
In the end, my cousin did not forget to sigh for a long time in a serious manner.
"No, no."
My father smiled brightly, and tears rolled out crazily.
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"Isn't it possible?
Wu'er didn't escape and was captured again," my cousin asked shamelessly.
"No, no."
My father laughed so hard that his whole stomach twitched violently, and he collapsed on the table like a puddle of mud, unable to straighten himself up at all.
"What happened next?"
My cousin put on a lively attitude and urged his father, who was laughing so hard that he couldn't help himself.
The father took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down, "Later, the guards guarding the prison came and informed me of the situation in detail.
I immediately spent a lot of money to hire some geological experts.
Let them first survey the terrain, then dig a tunnel in the direction this bastard dug, and then Finally, I bought a lot of fresh night fragrance from Ye Xianglang and poured it all into the tunnel until it was full.
Then, this smart bastard successfully dug two tunnels.
"Tong, those night fragrances were like a flood that burst the embankment, rushing towards them and rushing towards them."
After hearing these words, everyone present laughed out loud.
My whole body felt bad.
I couldn't help but feel completely messed up in the wind.
My whole face was filled with a look of hell, and my jaw almost hit the ground hard.
I really can’t believe that that incident three years ago that was so painful that I can’t even recall it was actually my father who did it from behind.
He’s so perverted, he’s so perverted.
I was speechless and said coldly to my father: "Everyone else is cheating my father.
How come you are here?
Not only are you cheating on grandpa, but you are also cheating on your son, leading him to death.
You even cheated him for a long time."
I never get tired of it."
After saying that, he glared at his father with a big white eye.
"You bastard, I can only blame you for not living up to expectations.
Therefore, as a father, I can only use this extreme method to help you teach your father a long lesson.
You have such good intentions, why can't you understand even half of it?"
My father said to me in a scolding tone.
Hehehehehe, I was doused with poop and almost drowned alive.
What kind of good intentions can this be considered?
I would not even die for such good intentions.
The corner of my mouth was like a galloping horse, so cold that it was almost unstoppable.
When I was twitching fiercely for a while, the bastard laughed loudly and took me into his arms again and again, "It's really I never imagined that Wuer had such a personality in the past."
After hearing these words, my father immediately became interested and excited, "Not only that, this bastard in our family has also done many bastard things that can make people laugh their heads off.
If you count carefully, you will definitely not be able to finish even if you count until dawn.
If Mr.
Jun is interested, I will tell you one by one someday
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