"Wahahahahahahahahahahaha" "Wahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" I put my hands on my hips and laughed so wildly that my laughter was still flying and reverberating violently over the entire yard, startling the little birds that were sleeping peacefully on the branches of the tree and snoring.
"Hula-la-ha-ha-la-la" fluttered its wings and flew away as if fleeing for its life.
And Xiao Dezi is like a wooden pile from beginning to end.
The pestle was on the side, and the corners of his mouth were twitching at a frequency visible to the naked eye, one after another, so much that his whole face was almost twitching and distorted.
Stare at me, That posture made me look so vicious, so evil, so desolate, so heartbroken.
If it weren't for the fact that he still had a shred of reason left, he knew that no matter how perverted I was, I was still his master.
Due to my power, even if he couldn't stand it anymore, he wouldn't dare to be a little presumptuous towards me, so he could only He clenched his fists and tried to endure it, otherwise, I am sure that if this happened today, if it were any random passerby, A, B, C, D, etc., he would have to rush up to him menacingly without saying a word, grab that person's collar, Just hold him down and beat him to death.
Thinking of this, my laughter became even more wild and outrageous.
Xiao Dezi had a look of hopelessness on his face, and he covered his hands with his palms as he was almost hurt by my sharp and scary laughter, which almost caused him to bleed from inside.
He turned his ear and said to me speechlessly: "Master, please take it easy and stop laughing.
If you continue to laugh, the old lady and madam will think that our Zhou Mansion is haunted."
I stopped my laughter obediently, and smiled at Xiao Dezi with a fawning look on my face, with stars shining in my eyes, "Xiao Dezi, this matter is a sure thing.
That’s right, tonight, it’s up to you.”
At the end, I didn't forget to cheer up Xiao Dezi.
I patted his shoulders with my palms again and again, and nodded at him solemnly, putting on an extremely solemn expression.
The attitude is, "Xiao Dezi, this is related to my happiness for the rest of my life.
I leave all the power to you, I believe you."
Xiao Dezi was about to cry, his whole face was full of grievances, "Master, this is not good, then, after all, she is your unmarried wife, but you instigated Xiao Dezi to treat her unkindly and take advantage of her.
If you try to be cheap, you will be struck by lightning.”
"It's okay.
The sky is falling.
I will hold it up for you.
When lightning strikes, I will block it for you."
I put on the posture of a green forest hero and said to Xiao Dezi in a very straightforward and clear manner.
Xiao Dezi pouted so much that he said weakly: "I didn't say that the thunder would hit my head.
Master, you are such a bastard.
If not, who else could you hit?"
After hearing these words, I wanted to immediately hold my chest and vomit three liters of blood.
This dog slave is really too big and can talk freely.
Even if he is not driven to the pig pen to feed the pigs, he still has to be sent to the palace.
As a eunuch, if you continue to stay by my side, he can only be a real disaster.
Maybe one day I won't be able to withstand his bitch and I will be so angry that I die.
I originally thought about pouring out my anger at this dog slave without hesitation, but I couldn't help it at this moment.
After all, I still wanted to ask for him, so I had to swallow this anger alive.
I was originally angry.
His distorted face relaxed again, and he forced a smile out of the corner of his mouth, and whispered softly to him: "Hehehehehe, that thunder, hit me, hit me, hit him."
Lord, I am done."
I forced Xiao Dezi's arm to leave, but Xiao Dezi was as stubborn as a possessed donkey and refused to take a step forward with me.
I couldn't hold it back, so I got angry again and didn't point at him.
He said angrily: "Let's go.
At this time, Lin Dazhuang has almost returned to his room.
We'd better hurry up and make preparations.
After all, as the saying goes, be prepared."
Xiao Dezi looked at me with a resentful look on his face: "Sir, you really want me to do this.
After all, I am from a girl's family.
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If I really want to go to her overlord, do you still want me?"
Let her continue to be a human being.
After all, I am not a flower-picking thief or a lewd thief.
Even if she is not decent in daily life, I still don't know the least about etiquette, justice and shame.
You actually persuaded me to be like a beast.
Things like this and this, you really look down on me, right?
I'm definitely not as dirty as you think."
His tone was full of awe and righteousness.
I put on the air of a careless ruffian, folded my hands on my chest, and looked at him with a scornful eye, "Please tell me whether I should go or not."
"The little one really can't go.
This kind of thing is really despicable.
The little one has not lost his conscience, let alone his humanity."
"Didn't I say it all?
If the sky falls, I will hold it up for you.
Just let your hands and feet go and do it."
"Hehehehehe, I say this every time, but when the innocence collapses, you will have disappeared early.
The one who was killed is not me."
In the end, Xiao Dezi still said He did not forget to add angrily, "How often has it not been like this?
Master, how many times have you tricked me?"
Thinking about it carefully, it seems that this is really the case, so I couldn't help but feel very guilty for a while.
I pulled my lips together and smiled in embarrassment, "This time, young master, I swear by my strong character, I promise to help you carry it, I promise."
"Hehehehehe, sir, you are such a cunning, cunning and well-dressed beast.
Where did your character come from?
Master, you are overthinking this.
You really don't have that."
Xiao Dezi said to me angrily, and even kicked his nose in his face.
By the way, he gave me a big eye roll that could pierce the sky.
I suppressed the desire to use my fist to say hello to Xiao Dezi's head, and continued to put my hot face against his cold ass, smiling brightly at him: "Xiao Dezi" Son, I promise, this time, if I promise it won’t work, just trust me one more time, trust me one more time.”
I said sincerely, while pressing Xiao Dezi’s arm and giving it a violent blow.
Shaking, he put on a posture of pleading.
"Master, this trust involves your life.
It's very important.
Please spare me.
I'm still young.
I haven't had time to marry and have children.
No matter what, I can't die young." " "Don't worry.
When the time comes, even if I risk my own life, I will definitely protect you.
If you can't die, you will definitely not die.
Moreover, I will also give you a mountain of silver to keep you alive for the rest of your life.
I have no worries about food and clothing, I have wives and concubines, and I have thousands of hectares of fertile land.”
My whole face was filled with extremely rare sincerity, “What if?
Things have really developed to the point where there is no end.
At worst, you can just marry that Lin Dazhuang.
By then, you will have a wife and children.
In this way, wouldn't all the major events in life have to be taken care of at once?
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Once it’s solved, you can still laugh to death even if you dream at night.”
Xiao Dezi's face was full of mourning, and he cried for a long time, and said to me with tears streaming down his face: "Master, I am also a picky eater, okay?
I don't want everything.
That Lin Dazhuang looks so unsightly.
Pointing out, just looking at it more, others can't help but get angry Poke your own two eyes out, don't you yourself dislike it so much?
Even if you attack her, you will definitely not be able to talk to her.
In the future, if you really marry her, I'm afraid that the coffin boards of my eighteen generations of ancestors will be shaking and shaking uncontrollably."
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, after all, no one is perfect.
Although she is not good-looking, she is gentle and virtuous.
She is strong enough to carry heavy burdens.
She can endure hardships and stand hard work.
She is not pretentious at all.
Come to think of it. , must be a good hand in living, and, more importantly, , she has a prosperous husband and a prosperous son, and maybe she can help you shine on your family background.
If you marry her, you will make a lot of money, and you will never lose half a penny.
This way you can make a good business without losing any money.
Think about it, think about it carefully."
I said to Xiao Dezi in a thoughtful and thoughtful manner.
Xiao Dezi's entire face was full of a ghostly attitude.
At the corner of his mouth, he had an unstoppable attitude that was as fierce as a galloping horse.
On the verge of madness, he twitched for a while and complained to me: "Since that girl Lin Dazhuang is so good, why do you have to give her up to the younger one?"
"Uh uh uh uh uh, young master, don't I feel that I haven't reached the age where I have to start a family, and I haven't lingered enough among the flowers, and I see you are much older but you are still working hard like an old scalper.
I really can’t bear to be by my side, so I thought of finding a good girl for you.”
I said in an extremely emotional way while pretending to pull my sleeves to wipe my face.
Just half empty tears.
Xiao Dezi took a deep breath, put on the attitude of "A strong man is gone and never comes back", and said to me firmly: "Young man also feels that he is not yet at the age where he has to start a family.
Lin Dazhuang, who has been lingering among the flowers for a long time, you'd better enjoy it by yourself.
For her, it takes a lot of courage to take a serious look at her.
In any case, you definitely can't covet her in the slightest."
My whole face drooped completely, "Uh uh uh uh uh uh, after all, this Lin Dazhuang, you are" Before I had time to finish, Xiao Dezi interrupted directly and rudely, "Don't worry, sir, your woman, even if I beat her to death, I will never dare to get even the slightest bit of taint from her."
I would rather be killed by a head-on crash than have my sacred body ruined and desecrated by your woman."
Xiao Dezi deliberately emphasized the words "your woman" in a very strong way, and deliberately hinted at something to me.
After hearing these words, my vision suddenly went dark, and I almost fell to the ground to death.
"There is really no room for negotiation in this matter."
I couldn't help but wrinkle my brows again and again.
Xiao Dezi didn't even think about it, and said directly to me categorically: "I definitely don't have the intention to die as soon as possible."
Every word was sonorous, and his tone was full of arrogance.
Determined.
I looked helpless and shrugged feebly, "Well, in that case, I won't force others to make things difficult for me anymore.
I'd better think of another way."
I hadn't even taken two steps when Xiao Dezi caught me off guard and grabbed my arm tightly, leaving me unable to react and almost staggering on the spot.
My eyes widened angrily, and I glared at him fiercely, "What are you doing?"
Xiao Dezi cautiously inquired at me: "Master, according to my understanding of you, you can't come up with any serious ideas.
I don't know what your other method is."
"Does it have anything to do with you?
You're not going to help me?"
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Xiao Dezi weakly begged me: "Whether it matters or not, whether I can help or not, and whether I want to tell Xiao Dezi are completely different things.
Besides, Xiao Dezi's eyelids are really dancing with joy." , I still feel very uneasy in my heart, I’d better hurry up and tell my kid about your bad idea, uh uh uh, no, it’s other methods.”
His eyes were shining with such strong anticipation that he couldn’t suppress it at all.
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