Originally, they were not going to believe me in the slightest, but they couldn't help but Xiao Dezi kept nodding his head sincerely to testify for me, with a look of innocence on his whole face, so they still tolerated it.
I couldn't help but believe it, my tense body completely relaxed, and I breathed a sigh of relief.
At this time, Qian Manguan stood up again, and said such a meaningless sentence out of nowhere at an untimely moment: "You said you have no sleeves, why are you going to stain my ass?"
For a moment, the atmosphere was slightly harmonious, but it became completely tense again, and everyone once again put on a nervous and vigilant posture.
I was speechless, "Hehehehehe, I'm going to dirty your ass."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah," Qian Manguan nodded wildly like a chicken pecking at rice, his whole face filled with resentment that was so strong that he couldn't suppress it at all.
I said to him angrily: "Your butt has been chewed by dogs until it is completely disfigured and tragic.
In other words, it is no different from the poop in the cesspool.
It's just a glance."
"It's already the best if you can hold it back without gagging.
I'm going to defile it, move my hands up and down on it and tease it in every possible way.
Do you really think I'm a dog that gets so happy when it sees a piece of shit?"
, I even gave Qian Slam a huge eye roll that could pierce the sky, to strongly express my dissatisfaction with being slandered and slandered by him.
"Kekeke, this matter has been spread throughout the world," Qian Manguan said to me in a daze.
I fiddled with the folding fan in my hand leisurely, "Brother Qian, in the capital, this kind of thing is just spreading rumors.
You are not a brainless person, but you can believe it."
I first gave a long pause, and then continued: "I heard from my uncle that now, I have not only become a joke among the people in the capital after dinner, but I have also become a famous figure under the lips of the storyteller, a total of one hundred people.
Eighty-eight storytellers, under their lips, have one hundred and eighty-eight ways to say something about me.
No matter which one they say, they can make the coffin boards of our ancestors of the Zhou family tremble.
Whenever those When the storyteller talked to me, the audience was so full that there was no place to stay.
When they heard something emotional, some people couldn't help but threw their smelly shoes and whispered to me.
Curse, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, this rumor is really terrible."
After that, I pretended to shiver.
Xiao Dezi stood up and spoke uprightly for me, "Our father has always been very clean and self-sufficient.
You young masters must also understand this very well.
No matter what, he will never have any inappropriate thoughts about men."
Yes, these are all the folks who are so full that they have nothing to do.
In order to pass the time, they have no moral integrity and no bottom line and just follow the instructions deliberately arranged by our father."
The tone was full of awe.
The righteousness is awe-inspiring.
After hearing Xiao Dezi's words, they completely let go of their wariness towards me, and resumed their former warm and familiar acquaintance with me.
First, they apologized to me politely, didn't they?
, and then sat down one after another.
Yue Jiuzhang calmly sat next to me, put his hand on my shoulder, and patted me again and again, "Brother Zhou, it's no wonder that my brothers misunderstood you.
After all, , the rumors got really strong, and it was even rumored that it was a man with a nose and eyes.
It was because of this that my brothers were completely deceived."
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter," I said lightly.
After all, I still have to ask for help from them next.
"I heard that early this morning, Young Master Zhou was dragged away in a carriage by your father like a dog to death.
His blood was still splattered all over the ground.
That scene was really real.
"It's so miserable.
I don't know what you did."
Zhao Jinshan asked me blankly, as if he had seen the miserable scene of me lying in a pool of blood, and his whole brow couldn't help but wrinkle again and again. .
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, it's nothing.
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I just couldn't hold it back and talked back to him a few times.
Who knew he would be so crazy and crazy?
He is really like a tiger poisoning a tiger and swallowing its prey."
As soon as I said these words, everyone present shook their heads and sighed, showing their extreme sympathy for me.
"Young Master Zhou is also the eldest son and grandson of the Zhou family who is favored by thousands of people.
What on earth did he say to you that would lead to such serious consequences?"
Zhao Jinshan asked me again.
"Well, you also know that my uncle bought a girl from somewhere who was originally planning to sell her body to bury her father.
He insisted that she was a good match for me and encouraged our old man to let me marry her.
I Of course, I refused to let them control me obediently.
I just wanted to refuse the marriage.
As a result, I really angered the old man in our family."
I put on a very sad look, trying my best to He spoke sensationally, and when he got to the emotional part, he did not forget to pretend to pull his sleeves to wipe the tears on his face that were not there at all.
"When a woman is married, she is married.
She is just a decoration in the room."
Yue Jiuzhang said to me lightly, smiling at me heartlessly.
"That's right, that's right.
How nice it is to marry me obediently.
This long night will keep you from being lonely and sleepless."
Fu Ruhai hurriedly stood up and agreed.
"After getting married, as long as you train her, once she is obedient to you, Young Master Zhou, she will definitely not hinder your happiness when you go out to look for flowers and Liu Fengliu," Dai Wangzong said.
At the end, he did not forget to add this sentence solemnly, "As for this training method, if you don't understand, my dear brother Zhou, I would definitely not mind teaching you myself."
"It's great to be married.
It's like having an extra maid by your side.
She can warm the bed, add clothes, know whether it's cold or hot.
She can also extend the fragrance of your Zhou family.
More importantly, you only need to enjoy hot meals.
As long as you don’t starve to death, and you don’t have to give out regular silver, Young Master Zhou Xiandi, no matter how you calculate it, this is a sure-profit business.”
Just like that, they were talking to each other, chattering noisily, which made me have a big head and two ears, and my eardrums still hurt like needles.
I said with a mournful face, "I really don't want to marry that woman, and I really despise that woman.
I just ran out of the house overnight, begging my brothers for a better solution, and persuaded her to find someone else as soon as possible."
My beloved, don’t insist on hanging on a crooked tree like me.
I’m still so young, and no matter what, I don’t want to be burdened by a woman.”
"Young Master Zhou, do you really want to get rid of that woman?"
Jia Guangcai asked me excitedly.
I said angrily: "Nonsense, if I have even the slightest intention of getting married, why would I risk having my legs broken to come here to see you and ask for a solution?"
There is a strong sense of dissatisfaction among them.
"This is not simple.
Money can make all the difference.
Find someone and hit her with a banknote.
Hit her hard and hit her to death.
I guarantee that her eyes will be opened when she sees the money.
Then I obediently promised my heart to someone else."
Yue Jiuzhang put on the air of a wealthy man and said to me as if he had a plan in mind.
Lin Dazhuang came from a poor family, so she must have had enough of the life of poverty.
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The reason why no matter how much I tried to make her sarcastic and sarcastic, she still insisted on marrying into our Zhou family, and she refused even if she died.
Relax at all, she must have set her sights on our Zhou family's huge wealth.
At this time, if a richer young man appears and is gentle and caring towards her, she will definitely abandon me without looking back. , turn into the arms of others I suddenly became interested, with sparkling light in my eyes, and I bowed my hands to Yue Jiuzhang repeatedly, "Brother Yue, from what I see, this idea is very good, so please help me, Brother Yue, please spend some money on it."
"Hey, where, where, the few of us are sworn brothers after all, and we have a life-long friendship.
Your business, Young Master Zhou, is naturally my brother's business."
When it came to the key point, Yue Jiuzhang was caught off guard.
Just a good meal.
I couldn't help but get anxious, "It's nothing, just say it, brother-in-law."
Yue Jiuzhang put on a solemn expression, "However, this brother's wife cannot be bullied.
If I really abduct your unmarried little wife, if you regret it again, wouldn't you be trapping your brother?"
I am in an unkind and unjust situation" "Hehehehehe, don't worry brother-in-law.
As for that woman, it's too late for me to be disgusted with her.
Even if I'm blind, I will never fall in love with her.
You can turn around, but don't be polite."
Every word was sonorous and sounded solemn.
Yue Jiuzhang pulled his lips at me and smiled mischievously, "I don't know what the name of this little lady is."
"Lin Dazhuang" Just when I thought he would be disgusted by this name, I only heard Yue Jiuzhang praise from the bottom of his heart: "Lin Dazhuang, this name is really fresh and refined, and it is different from those flowers that are always fragrant and orchids."
The lotus, the moon, the red, the fragrance, etc. are completely different.
As soon as you hear it, your eyes can't help but light up and it's refreshing.
I guess when it comes to appearance, it's definitely not those vulgar and pink ones.
It can be comparable."
As he said this, he also showed a look of anticipation that he could not wait to see a living person immediately.
I looked embarrassed, "Uh uh uh uh uh, how can I put it this way?
She does not look like a vulgar girl.
It's just that she is slightly uglier than those vulgar girls.
Dot, dot, dot, dot you guys, be mentally prepared."
Actually, it's not too ugly.
It just makes people look at it and they can't help but poke their eyes.
In my heart, I added secretly.
"Hey, Young Master Zhou, how high is the threshold of your Zhou family?
Anyone who can marry into it must be either a fish in the moon or a flower in shame, or someone who is fragrant and beautiful in the country.
How can you still talk about people?"
Regarding the family scandal, this view is too high," Yue Jiuzhang said with a smile at me.
I put on an innocent and harmless attitude and deliberately walked down the slope, "Hehehehehe, anyway, my uncle, father, grandparents, and mother-in-law all like her.
Maybe it's because I have a different perspective on beauty than you do."
"Then Young Master Zhou, please tell me, among the beauties in this room, which one is the most beautiful?"
In order to strongly show that my appreciation of beauty is indeed different, and to make them look forward to Lin Dazhuang, I first pretended to look carefully at the heavily made-up faces. , then Yun Danfengqingshui calmly told lies behind his back: "There is no ugliest, only uglier.
We just haven't seen each other for a few days.
My brothers' taste in choosing women is getting worse and worse.
This time, the goods are...
But it’s not as good as it used to be.”
As soon as these words were spoken, those Yingying Yanyan couldn't bear the stimulation that hit their souls so much, they grabbed the door and ran away with tears in their eyes
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