The old guy's hands were squeezing my face very harshly, and he didn't even have the slightest intention to stop.
This made me feel bad all over, and I couldn't help but feel the wind.
It was messy.
The peach blossom eyes that were originally bright and shining with bright starlight were completely dim and silent at this moment, turning into dead fish eyes.
The old guy excitedly said to Lou Xiyu: "Xiyu, if I had known that this little kid was so weird and funny, you should have brought him up the mountain as early as possible.
In this way, you and I, the two masters and apprentices, If you have nothing to do, you can have fun with this little kid, and your life will not be so miserable and boring."
At the end, he did not forget to add this sentence solemnly, "Tomorrow, you can Go to the Zhou family and tell them that their little brat is very happy when the teacher sees him, so he will accept him as a closed disciple.
He will take him away for seventy, eighty or ninety years, so that they can rest assured but never think about it."
Under the old guy's strong pinching, my whole face couldn't help but become completely distorted, and the pain made tears well up in my eyes.
While I struggled, I yelled at the old guy angrily.
He roared: "You are such a pervert.
If you want to tease a handsome young man from a good family, you can do it to others.
No matter what, I am definitely not someone you can covet, young master.
My uncle is the Prime Minister of the current dynasty, and my cousin is the current Prime Minister of the dynasty."
Noble Concubine, the power of our Zhou family is spread all over the country.
Tonight, if you dare to touch a hair on my head, you will definitely die with an ugly face that will make your bones tight.
At this time, you have to go to various places.
If you do this, you won't end up well, so why bother?"
Having said that, I still don't forget that Da Lala unabashedly swung at the old guy with a big white eye that could cut through the sky for a lifetime.
"Hey, I am the one who saved the building from collapse after all.
I am the only hero in the world.
If I hadn't personally taken action, how could those incompetent and mediocre people have stopped the Xiongnu's thousands of attacks?
Without me, how could you all enjoy peace?
I'm afraid, now, the country and the family would have been destroyed long ago.
I have the merit of saving the world, but I just want to ask you, a little boy, from the current saint.
How can he be unreasonable if he is given a calf as a reward?"
The old guy said angrily, while increasing the force under his hand, I couldn't help but cry.
"You, you, you are really Han Xiu."
I asked weakly with my face full of tears.
"You can't find another one in the whole world."
Wuwuwuwuwu, who am I to mess with?
First, I was so full that I picked up a broken salted fish in the South China Sea, and was haunted by the bastard who turned into a human.
Now, it's a coincidence.
Coincidentally, he was able to offend such a big evil god all at once.
God, don't you want to trick people into death like this?
I cried for a long time and said as if I was pleading: "Uncle Han, if you like young men from good families, I will collect a few more for you from the whole capital tomorrow.
That's it.
Just show your noble hand and let me go."
Let me go with you, I am old and young, no matter what, I can't go with you."
"Those young men from good families, if we talk about being interesting, are definitely not one ten thousandth as good as you.
For a little brat like you, I can't help but like you very much from the bottom of my heart."
This old guy He smiled so wildly.
Finally, this old guy still had his humanity intact and stopped pressing my pitiful face and ravaging it to death.
As soon as he let go of his front foot, I stepped back with my back foot as if running for my life.
As a result, before I could take a few steps back, this old guy immediately caught up with me.
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He grabbed my collar with one hand, and clenched his other hand tightly into a fist.
He moved down on my shoulder again and again.
Shangke greeted me vigorously.
The force was so strong that it almost broke all my bones.
I almost couldn't hold it back and spurted out three liters of old blood.
This old pervert is simply much, much more perverted than that bastard Jun Mo.
Thinking of this, I suddenly realized, there is that bastard Jun Mo, why don't we just let the two perverts kill them with all their strength.
In this way, no matter who of them is defeated and who is injured, it can be regarded as killing them for the people. harmed I reluctantly pulled my lips, squeezed out a just right smile from my face, and put on a very pious look, "Uh uh uh uh uh, Uncle Han, if you want to find something interesting, It’s hard to say what a good family man is, but I know one.
Not only is he handsome and enchanting, but he’s also very funny and humorous.
He” Before I had a chance to finish my sentence, this old guy interrupted directly and arrogantly, "If the discussion is interesting, I can compare with you."
"Yes, yes, of course I can.
I am a little bit interesting.
I learned it from him.
Of course, I can't compare to one ten thousandth of his original self.
Not only is he a mean person, but he also has a very tough life." , and more importantly, he is also good at both civil and military skills.
You can not only fight with him, but also learn dirty tricks from him.
I believe that the two of you will get along very happily."
I pressed the old guy's hand vigorously in a serious manner.
Motivated, I sincerely prayed in my heart that he could make up his mind quickly and extend his claws to that bastard instead of the innocent, fragile and pitiful me.
This old guy stared at me up and down, left and right, for a long time.
I couldn't help but feel scared.
Just when I was about to completely collapse and couldn't stand it anymore, he finally remained leisurely.
Di Di spoke: "But I still can't bear to let go of you, a little brat.
Everything should be done on a first-come, first-served basis."
After hearing these words, my vision suddenly went dark, and I almost fell to the ground to death.
What kind of bullshit is this about first come, first served when it comes to harming people?
I couldn't help but roll my eyes at this old guy.
After rolling my eyes until I was weak, I said to the old guy again: "Uncle Han, you don't know, that Jun Mo is so charming.
In the entire capital, no matter whether he is a man or a woman, Everyone, young and old, is so fascinated by him that he is a real scourge.
Just do justice to God and take him in."
His tone was full of hope and hope that was so strong that it was impossible to suppress it.
Feelings of prayer.
The old guy looked calm and calm, and said calmly: "If he wants to harm anyone, just go ahead and do it.
Anyway, it won't harm me."
After hearing these words, I wanted to immediately hold my chest and vomit three liters of blood.
Didn't this old guy care about the people of the world?
At first, didn't he go out in anger because he couldn't bear the people to be tortured by the war?
Now, he has such a heart How come he has become so cold and hardened, and all the little bits of chivalry and courage are gone?
The more I think about it, the more unbelievable it becomes.
The corners of his mouth are like convulsions, and he is on the verge of madness, twitching for a while.
The corners of my mouth twitched so much that I was so happy that my whole face almost became distorted and deformed.
Just when I was twitching selflessly, the old guy suddenly pulled his lips and smiled evilly at me, and slapped my head with his big hand again and again, "You are so eager to let me go."
I took that so-and-so Jun Mo away just to take this opportunity to help you avenge your personal revenge.
I really didn’t see it.
You little brat, you’re full of bad ideas."
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This old guy He put on a posture that could defeat all my conspiracies and tricks, and he smiled like a fool.
If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat me, at this moment, I really wanted to completely ignore it and just wave it.
He punched his old face with his fist and greeted him hard.
I gritted my teeth and said angrily: "Yes, yes, I'm just a bad person, and I have a lot of research on making poisons.
As long as you dare to take me away, I will secretly do it."
When the time comes to poison your food, let’s see whether you, an old man, have a tough time, or my poison is better.”
"I'm looking forward to this very much.
I'll take you back tomorrow to give it a try."
The old guy smiled like a bright spring, "Xiyu, in order to prevent this little kid from running away in the middle of the night, You quickly go find an iron cage and lock him up like an animal."
After hearing these words, I had the desire to hit myself to death, and this desire was once very strong.
I had a look of despair on my face, and I said feebly: "Old guy, don't wait any longer.
Just now, I just said casually that I don't know how to make any poison.
This is just me."
"Blowed out" "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
I don't mind teaching you step by step.
After you learn it, you can go to Haosheng to try it."
The old guy blurted out without thinking.
"I'm already extremely unlucky.
I'm constantly being chased and beaten to death by our old man and my uncle.
I'm also bullied to death by that bastard Jun Mo.
Please don't come to harm me.
Go ahead and harm me.
That Jun Mo is fine.
Anyway, he has done many unjust things.
Even if he is killed by you, it will only be a deserved death.
But I am very different, except On weekdays, I squeeze the villagers a little bit too much.
In this life, I haven’t had time to do any evil things that are heartbreaking and unconscionable.
Wuwuwuwuwu, I will never choose anything again.
I'm done with it, I'll never stay in a shabby hotel again, just let me go."
The more I thought about it, the sadder I became, and I couldn't help crying until I burst into tears.
Seeing me shouting loudly, he started to cry without hesitation.
At one point, he cried harder and harder.
The sound was so loud that it could tear the eardrums of everyone present.
Lou Xiyu's brows couldn't help but wrinkle again.
Wrinkled, he said helplessly to me: "Wu'er, Master is teasing you, why do you still take it seriously?"
After hearing these words, my crying immediately subsided, but I still couldn't stop sobbing, and cautiously said to Lou Xiyu: "Really" "Really" Lou Xiyu blurted out directly to me without thinking.
These words were resounding every word, and they sounded full of unquestionable determination.
I first breathed a long sigh of relief, and then started a new round of crying with a loud voice.
While crying, I didn’t forget to scold Lou Xiyu, “Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, I I have had some affection with you for many, many years. , when you liked Sister Jie'er, I tried my best to get involved in your two affairs and helped you pull the red thread wholeheartedly.
Although, in the end, you still failed to pull the red thread, but, I really I've tried my best, even if I didn't There should be credit and hard work, right?
Back then, you disappeared without saying a word.
I thought you couldn't let it go and committed suicide.
You almost turned the entire capital upside down, and I was always worried about you.
I have trouble sleeping and eating.
I really didn’t think about it.
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Come, I will meet you again tonight, and what I didn’t expect is that as soon as we met, you helped this old guy bully me to death.
Wuwuwuwuwu.
It really fulfilled the old saying.
After so many years, True love is all fed to the dogs.
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