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Chapter 397: Verbal Battle


Lou Xiyu frowned slightly and put on an extremely serious look, "Master, what do you mean by this?"

"Hey, He Yi, didn't you also see it?

Just now, it was this old guy who took the initiative.

I am willing to stop seeing him for the sake of Wu'er's sake, but he still doesn't know what to do or how to praise him. , I am just doing this It's just a legitimate defense for a living person.

There is nothing unreasonable about it."

The bastard said confidently and matter-of-factly.

At the end, he did not forget to add this sentence solemnly, "Yes.

Come on, Wu'er" You're so shameless, you dragged me into this rolling black water again, you're so shameless, you're such a bastard I yelled angrily: "Sir, you better go back as soon as possible.

Don't stay here any longer and embarrass yourself."

That bastard's face was full of damn open-mindedness, "Yes, there is someone here who is embarrassing himself, but no matter how hard he tries, it will never be my turn.

Wu'er, you are so stupid."

"Think about it."

This obviously meant something, and he deliberately wanted to make that old guy angry to death.

Sure enough, the next moment, the old guy, who was so angry that he was about to explode on the spot, finally couldn't hold back anymore.

As if he was possessed by an animal, he pounced at the bastard with all his might.

The moves are sharp It goes to the bone, it’s clear that he intends to put this bastard to death.

And even though this bastard was holding me in his arms, it didn't affect his agility at all.

He kept dodging back, causing the old guy to jump into the air many times.

In the end, the old guy got really angry.

He snatched the big knife from an officer's hand and slashed at the bastard with a fierce stance like a mountain bearing down on him.

We have reached this critical moment of life and death, and that bastard can still laugh with his lips pulled apart.

This makes me feel bad.

I want to strangle him alive, and this heart, There was also a time when I felt that it was good and very strong.

This bastard used light skills, dodging left and right.

From the beginning to the end, he had no intention of confronting the old guy.

This was clearly a silent and undisguised contempt for his opponent.

This made the old guy very angry, and his moves became even more varied.

Moreover, the strength around him seemed to be inexhaustible, and there was no trace of fatigue at all.

This made the old guy very angry.

I can't help but think of a very appropriate word "Lao Dang Yizhuang" The old guy swung the knife back and forth in mid-air very flexibly, causing the air around him to "swish, swish, swish, swish" for a long time.

Moreover, the blade in his hand refracted the The sun's rays hit me so innocently in the eyes, and they hit me so fiercely again and again, making it impossible for me to escape, almost killing me alive.

Blind While I covered my eyes with both arms, I shouted unceremoniously at the bastard at the top of my lungs: "I'm either jumping up or down.

I really think I'm a monkey."

My heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are about to vomit out of my throat.

There is still more to be beaten, so you two just beat me up as hard as you can, why are you dragging me down?"

"Since you, Wu'er, are so impatient, I'll make a quick decision."

After that, the bastard changed his mind and started to use his phantom kick to attack, beating the old guy back steadily, even though he had a knife in his hand. , but it has no effect at all.

Looking at the picture in front of me of that old guy looking for fish and meat, and that bastard Jun Mo looking for a knife, I couldn't help but be shocked.

My eyes were so wide that they almost rolled out of their sockets. come out Didn't this old guy say before that he had killed more people than I had eaten?

Just now, the way he used the big knife was quite impressive, and he was sure to frighten his opponents to death with just one look.

Damn it, now that I look at him, he is just an embroidered pillow, nothing more. , just a little bit, a little bit, a little bit, nothing is of any use.

What a great master, he only knows the skills of a three-legged cat, used to bully and deceive people like me and my brother-in-law, who are innocent by nature and have never seen anything big in the world.

But in my heart, I couldn't help but sneer at this old guy who only talks big words.

Suddenly, I changed my mind and thought again, this bastard is not a human being at all, and he has profound magic skills.

He only needs to move his little fingers a little, and he can easily crush any peerless master into powder, and this Old guy, how could he be stuck with this bastard for so long?

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After a long time, I still received several of his attacks, which is already a miracle among miracles.

Thinking of this, I immediately looked at this old guy with admiration, and admired him from the bottom of my heart.

I also suddenly felt that his dark and skinny body The body suddenly became taller and more radiant That bastard Jun Mo raised his body in the air, and his feet seemed to be walking.

He stepped on the big knife that the old guy was holding in front of his chest, causing his body to tremble violently.

The ground leaned backward, and the whole person kept retreating.

Seeing that the old guy was always at a disadvantage, still stubbornly resisting to the death, but this bastard didn't have the consciousness to respect the old man, so his attacks were getting heavier and heavier, and as dense as raindrops, it was shocking.

It's impossible to defend against or resist, And, more importantly, if things continue like this, a life will have to be taken today.

I couldn't help but feel worried about this old guy's situation.

I felt deeply worried.

My brows wrinkled again and again.

Finally, I couldn't bear to look at it any longer, so I shouted at the top of my lungs.

He yelled at this bastard: "Jun Mo, such an old man can't resist a beating at all."

While the bastard slowed down the speed of his attack, he lowered his head and smiled at me and said: "Wu'er is talking nonsense again.

Didn't you see it with your own eyes?

He can't resist beating anywhere.

He is as strong as a sandbag."

Very good” I put on a show of asking for justice, "Do you know what it means to respect the old and love the young?"

"I understand, of course I understand.

I don't understand.

It's obviously this old guy.

Why did Wu'er start scolding me?

I'm really wronged."

This bastard put on an aggrieved look.

You are as shameless as you are.

"Let's figure it out, that old guy is the old one."

I resisted the urge to rush forward regardless and tear the bastard's monster face apart completely like beef. , gritted his teeth and said to him.

"Look at his appearance, he is only in his early eighties at most, but I am already one thousand and one years old, more than ten times older than this old guy, and fully qualified to be on an equal footing with his eighteen generations of ancestors.

In this way, Wu'er wants to tell you, who is the boss, me or him?"

The bastard villain pulled his lips at me and smiled evilly.

After hearing these words, I wanted to immediately hold my chest and vomit three liters of blood.

The corners of my mouth felt like convulsions.

I was on the verge of madness and twitched for a while.

My jaw almost hit the ground hard, and I looked at him with hatred.

Said: "Jun Mo, you are usually shameless and shameless.

You have always been shameless, and you have always been shameless.

That's it.

Why are you becoming more and more mean?"

After hearing what I said, the bastard didn't feel any annoyance.

Instead, he showed a proud look on his face: "I also feel that nowadays, I am becoming more and more like you.

Maybe, this is what you guys are doing."

What do people call a couple’s appearance?”

I couldn't hold myself back, my vision suddenly went dark, and I almost fell to the ground to death.

At this time, the bastard spoke seriously again: "Wu'er, now that I'm already married to you, you'd better get married as soon as possible, and don't continue to torture me."

Alright" I had a look of despair on my face, and the corners of my mouth were twitching violently, "Jun Mo, you have already said that now, you are already a thousand and one years old, you are the one The old guy is more than ten times older and is fully qualified to sit on an equal footing with his eighteen generations of ancestors.

But I am less than seventeen.

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Can't you all be my grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather?

My grandfather’s grandfather’s grandfather, and so on, if I were with an old monster like you, wouldn’t I be struck by lightning all my life?”

After hearing what I said, the bastard choked hard and opened his mouth up and down again and again.

He couldn't utter a complete sentence for a long time.

Seeing this, I couldn't help but secretly rejoice.

Even though deep down in my heart I couldn't help but feel joyful on the verge of madness, I still tried my best to put on a posture of regret and even extreme regret at one point, and pretended to pull the clothes on the bastard's chest to wipe myself.

The tears on his face were completely empty, and he cried for a long time, and said solemnly to this bastard: "Jun Mo, in this life, the two of us are destined to miss it.

Since we already know the ending, we can only miss it."

In this way, before we are trapped in the quagmire, you and I should turn around early and say goodbye.

We will meet forever, we will never owe each other, and we will never see each other again."

When I think that I will be able to get rid of such a huge burden right away, so A very sticky dog ​​skin plaster, I almost went crazy with joy.

After being silent for a long time, the bastard took a long breath and finally spoke: "I am a little older than you."

"Hehehehehe, that's more than just a little bit," I said coldly, while unabashedly rolling my big eyes at this bastard that could pierce the sky.

"For the rest of my life, I promise to treat you wholeheartedly."

The bastard said these words in a sonorous way, sounding solemn as if he was making a promise to me.

However, things like promises have been very vague and unreliable since ancient times.

They are like a mist.

One second they are gaining momentum, and the next second they are gone.

It is impossible to predict at all.

What's more, the promises spewed out from the mouth of this unreliable and unscrupulous bastard can only be used to scare people.

If I believed it, I would be really heartless.

I spoke hurriedly like I was avoiding the plague: "No, no, you don't have to do anything to me personally.

Just let me go and stop pestering me.

Someone will naturally do the good things for you." , In this way, you don’t have to condescend and belittle yourself, how wonderful it is.”

"Are you still thinking about that pretty boy?"

The bastard couldn't help but feel a little angry on his face, and the force under his feet was even stronger, almost kicking the old guy to death.

I put on a frightened posture, shrank my body again and again, and bravely said to the bastard who was full of anger around me: "Uh-huh-uh-huh, Jun Mo, whoever you like, it's totally up to you.

My freedom, don't forget, there is still a bet between us."

The tone in his tone was very suggestive.

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