The old man in our family held the cane high and rushed towards me with a murderous look on his face.
Every time he took a step forward, I would take a big step back in fear and fear.
In this way, he could not do anything for a long time.
Suishin caught me, which made him feel bad all over.
He was so angry that his face turned red and his neck was thick.
He blew his beard and stared wildly.
His whole body was about to explode on the spot.
After chasing me for a long time, he saw that I didn't stop and just stood there obediently and let him slap me.
This made our old man so angry that his vision suddenly went dark, and he almost hit me directly.
He fell to the ground and died.
He simply stopped chasing him and covered his chest with his palms, sucking in the air-conditioning and trying hard.
He suppressed the raging anger that was running around like a wild horse in Ren Du's second pulse, and shouted at me in a loud voice angrily: "You bastard, if you obediently get out of the house today, , then it’s okay to say, if you continue to be so stubborn and unruly, I will have to remove your dog legs.”
After hearing these words, Xiao Dezi immediately stood up and interrupted hastily: "Master, tomorrow is the young master's big day.
If you remove his legs at this time and let all the guests see, Aren’t we going to treat this matter as a joke and laugh their big teeth off?”
"That's right," I secretly echoed almost crazily in my heart.
The old man frowned slightly at first, and then said in a very domineering manner: "In order not to embarrass our Zhou family, let's not remove his legs."
After hearing these words, I let out a long sigh of relief, and the big stone that was holding steady pressure on my heart finally landed firmly on the ground.
Clinker, I had just breathed out halfway, and had not yet had time to finish the beginning.
At this time, our old man spoke again: "Fushun, go to Dr.
Li and ask for some silver needles."
"Master, what do you want a silver needle for?"
Xiao Dezi asked in a daze.
Our old man said confidently and logically: "Since this bastard is itchy, and tomorrow is his big day, it is unlucky to see blood after all, so I'll just prick him twice with a silver needle and help him."
Stretch your muscles and bones, and let him go to a good life.
You know what it means to be a loving father and a filial son."
After hearing these words, I wanted to immediately hold my chest and vomit three liters of blood.
Sure enough, I am not the old man's biological child at all.
Otherwise, no matter how heartbroken and conscience-stricken he is, he still won't be poisoned by tigers and eaten by food.
Eat this alive, right?
The more I thought about it, the more I felt extremely sad, and the corners of my eyes couldn't help but become moist.
Xiao Dezi's whole face was filled with surprise, and the corners of his mouth were twitching, "Master, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, and this, is not good, is it okay?"
The corners of his mouth were twitching.
Our old man swung his sleeves angrily, making the originally calm air around him "swish, swish, swish, swish" and roared at the top of his lungs at Xiao Dezi like he was jealous of him. : "Hey, you bitch slave, not to mention instigating this bastard to climb over the wall and escape, I haven't taught you a lesson yet, but you still have the nerve to defend this bastard.
You are so presumptuous, presumptuous, presumptuous."
Xiao Dezi looked at our old man with a dogged face, pulled his lips and smiled in an extremely flattering manner, and said weakly: "Master, I am just a slave.
The young master insists on taking me to the palace with him."
Threatened to be a eunuch, and forced in every possible way, the young boy really had no choice but to obey orders and do what he was told.
He had no choice but to climb over the wall and get out of the house.
The young master is the mastermind.
The young man was really forced to have no choice but to obey."
The young man left himself alone.
That was even cleaner than killing a chicken in vain.
When it comes to the emotional part , he also pretended to pull his sleeves to wipe the tears on his face that were not there at all.
"This bastard threatens to send you to the palace to be a eunuch."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah," Xiao Dezi nodded wildly like a chicken pecking at rice, expressing his agreement again and again.
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The old man in our family first took a long breath, and then said solemnly: "Okay, Zhou Wu, before you get married, I, as my father, will fulfill your wish and send this dog slave into the house.
"I will be a eunuch in the palace" every word was resounding, sounding full of unquestionable determination.
After hearing these words, Xiao Dezi, who was still trying to grieve, suddenly felt bad, as if he had been struck by thunder from the sky, and the corner of his mouth was like a galloping horse, so cold that it was almost unstoppable. , on the verge of madness He was twitching for a while, his jaw almost hit the ground hard, and his eyes were so wide open that they were about to roll out of their sockets.
He looked at our old man incredulously and said: "Master , you you you” Our old man spoke earnestly to Xiao Dezi: "Isn't this bastard always threatening you?
You must be terrified and uneasy all day long because of this.
Instead of holding on to your heart and your courage, It would be better to go directly to the palace and become a eunuch.
In this way, this bastard will no longer have any way to threaten you, and at the same time, you can keep your mind at ease in your stomach."
At the end, he did not forget to solemnly say again He added, "Master, this is all for your own good."
At this moment, I couldn't hold it in any longer, so I burst out laughing and even made pig noises on the spot.
Xiao Dezi's whole face was filled with resentment, and he pointed at me with trembling fingers, "Master, you, you, you" I know that he is very strongly blaming me for not following the moral principles of the world.
There is no way.
Who asked him to betray me?
Since he is not benevolent, he cannot blame me for being unjust, so I don’t mind watching the fun.
The matter was serious, so he added serious insults to the situation: "Since I am doing this for your own good, don't waste all of his hard work, just obey obediently."
After hearing what I said, Xiao Dezi's originally bright peach blossom eyes turned completely dim and dead in an instant, turning into dead fish eyes.
At this moment, he probably wanted to directly I have the desire to be beaten to death, and this desire is definitely very strong.
The old man in our family stared at me with burning eyes, who was laughing so hard that I was laughing so hard, and my stomach was twitching violently, and he said in a completely annoyed tone: "Have you laughed enough?"
After hearing these words, I immediately stopped laughing, put on a well-behaved look on my face, and nodded solemnly a few times.
"You've laughed enough.
Why don't you hurry up and get out?
Don't you think you're not embarrassed enough?"
"After you go back, can you promise not to torture me to death or destroy my weak heart?"
I cautiously asked our old man.
Our old man gritted his teeth and smiled at me: "Zhou Wu, I am in a good mood now and don't want to hit you.
If you continue to push your limits, then I will have to let you have a good taste."
The flesh is torn It tastes good."
After that, he directly killed the chicken and showed it to the monkey.
He waved the cane in his hand into the air fiercely, making a sharp and harsh sound.
This shocked me so much that my legs weakened and I almost fell down.
Sit on the ground.
"Master, I am so loyal and determined to the Zhou family.
I am a member of the Zhou family in life and a ghost of the Zhou family in death.
I really don't want to enter the palace and be a eunuch."
Xiao Dezi said.
He put on a pleading posture and cried out for a long time.
"Since you don't want to be a eunuch in the palace, why don't you quickly drag your embarrassing master in?"
The father swung his sleeves angrily and yelled at Xiao Dezi.
When he heard that our old man finally relaxed and no longer insisted on sending him to the palace to be a eunuch, Xiao Dezi was so happy that he almost went crazy.
He shouted at our old man again.
He nodded, bowed again, and no matter how hard I struggled, he just dragged me away like a dog to death.
After entering the gate of Zhou Mansion, I put on a vigilant face, stretched my head like a turtle, and carefully looked around again and again, but I couldn't find anything strange.
Maybe, this is the legendary calm before the storm.
When I think of this, I feel bad all over.
The dangerous smell spreads even more strongly in my nose, and my heartbeat is like a drum beating randomly with "bang bang bang bang bang bang".
In order to save my little life and avoid the pain of my flesh and blood, I just ignored it, like a drowning person, waving my arms and kicking my legs wildly, struggling so happily.
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Seeing that I was so uncooperative, Xiao Dezi couldn't help but get angry on the spot, and said resentfully to me: "Master, just calm down for a moment.
Master is willing to care about you now, so why should you act like an idiot?"
If you want to hit the master's knife edge, you are asking for trouble.
It will implicate the younger one in being sent to the palace to be a eunuch.
There are three types of unfilial piety.
The older one is to have no heirs.
If the younger one really becomes an eunuch and has no face to behave as a human being, then that's it.
But under Jiuquan, the younger one also has no shame to be a human being.
Eight generations of ancestors must beat the little one to death."
"Face, like you, is completely external to the body.
Before you became a eunuch, you were already shameless and shameless.
But before you reach that outrageous situation, you should be chopped into carbon slag by the rolling thunder.
It's all like this.
It's so ordinary, why are you afraid of being shameless?
It's totally "It's all unfounded worries and people are bothering themselves, okay?"
I said to Xiao Dezi as coolly as possible, "Swish, swish, swish, swish," and I threw Yinfeng's sarcastic words wildly, and along with it, I gave him a big slap without any concealment.
His eyes were so big that they could pierce the sky.
After hearing my words, Xiao Dezi couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, almost causing his whole face to twitch and become distorted, "Master, you slandered my innocence.
Make me dirty Water, after all, there should be a limit, don't judge yourself and others easily, I am different from you."
At the end, Xiao Dezi added this sentence solemnly, "I am not as shameless as you. " At this moment, I really want to raise my fist high, and then punch him with a left hook, then a right hook, and then a combination of left and right hooks at his ugly and disgusting face. , beat him until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and his face was distorted, so that he dared to yell again, dare to be arrogant, and dare not to treat me as his master in the eyes of a dog.
I was still glaring angrily at Xiao Dezi, just to express my resentment very strongly.
Xiao Dezi dragged me and walked forward, not forgetting to rush at me while walking.
He looked at me like an old monk chanting sutras and muttered: "Master, let's go faster.
If master regrets later and comes up with a cane, you won't be able to eat it, and I will have to take it for you."
Carry it around” I first gave Xiao Dezi a hard look, and then asked him seriously: "Xiao Dezi, don't you think it's weird that you can't see a living person in this clear sky in broad daylight?"
Xiao Dezi didn't even look back, "Master, are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid?
You are getting married tomorrow.
The matter is so urgent, so the people in the house are naturally making non-stop preparations."
There was a sarcastic tone in his tone.
The meaning can be said to be very strong.
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