I hurriedly stood up and completely distanced myself from that bastard, and said to him angrily: "No, we don't know each other very well.
If you want to die, just go by yourself.
Don't delay."
Come on me” The bastard put on an extremely arrogant posture, pulled his lips and smiled at me in a cowardly manner, "You and I both slept together, took a bath in the same tub, and were naked to each other.
We’ve treated each other more than once, and it’s been like this, and we’re still not familiar.”
After hearing these words, I wanted to immediately hold my chest and vomit three liters of blood.
This bastard always brought out these things in a big and undisguised manner.
Isn't this trying to ruin my reputation?
, which makes me look like a frivolous and frivolous woman.
Fortunately, I am now a perfect man in the eyes of everyone.
Otherwise, I would have to be forced to dip into a pig cage, light a sky lantern, ride on a wooden donkey, and parade around with a sign.
I generously gave that bastard a big white eye that could pierce the sky, and said to him with utmost contempt: "It doesn't count."
If I had known that this bastard would bring up those things at every turn.
I just talk nonsense to others casually, and shamelessly say it to the point of extreme exaggeration.
Back then, I should have had more backbone.
Even if I was killed head-on, I would not let this bastard take advantage of me.
I'm going to take advantage of every little bit of it, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, I really regret it.
"Oh, if this can't be considered acquaintance, then Wu'er and Mr.
Lou can't even be considered acquainted," the bastard said smugly.
“This is different” "Why is it different?"
Even though he knew that I was not willing to talk to him anymore, even just for a moment, the bastard still continued to ask me relentlessly.
"It's different, it's just different."
I said angrily, while I pulled a piece of meat on his leg with a strong sense of revenge and twisted it hard.
Although I had spared no reservations and spared no effort to kill this bastard, this bastard still had a calm expression on his face, and said to me leisurely: "Since It’s different, Wu’er, tell me what’s the difference.”
What should I do?
I really want to strangle this bastard to death.
I really want to think about it so much.
I gritted my teeth and said to this bastard: "Brother Lou is a gentleman, and you are a properly dressed beast.
I am an upright person, but how can I be considered familiar with a beast like you?"
I finally got the upper hand with my words, and I pressed the tongue so hard that it could make birds fly away from thousands of mountains and people disappear from all walks of life.
I sarcastically belittled it, which made me feel complacent. , accidentally, and completely laughed out loud like killing a pig.
Since I only focused on bickering with that bastard, I completely ignored our old man who was already angry.
This almost made his entire popularity explode on the spot, so I was still getting carried away. , our old man was caught off guard and shouted at me with a loud voice: "Zhou Wu, you bastard, not only do you not know how to restrain your bitchy mouth, but now, you have become even more bitchy. , It’s really a great skill.”
"It was this bastard who committed the crime, and I was just acting in self-defense."
I pulled my lips and smiled at our old man in a most flattering manner.
Familiar, my explanation, instead of making our old man’s raging anger go away at all, actually made him blush with anger and make his neck thick, the veins on his forehead popped out, and he started to “pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.”
"He was beating wildly for a while.
While rolling up his sleeves, he angrily said to Uncle Fushun beside him: "Why are you still standing there, why don't you quickly find a wheelchair?"
Uncle Fushun looked embarrassed and said in a daze: "Master, today is the young master's big day.
After all, it would be inappropriate to attack him."
The old man in our family took on the arrogant and arrogant attitude of being the master, and said to Uncle Fushun in a very arrogant and domineering manner: "He is so itchy that he is so itchy, don't use your fists and kicks to give him some comfort."
How can your bones and muscles be worthy of him?
Stop hanging here and go quickly."
After hearing these words, Uncle Fushun was so anxious that he almost cried on the spot, "Master, although the young master said he was speaking freely, he is still young and energetic.
Although his mouth is a bit smelly, but His heart is good.
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Considering that he is your own flesh and blood, forgive him this time first."
"That's right, that's right."
I nodded my head wildly like a chicken pecking at rice, and nodded in agreement with Uncle Fushun's words.
At the end, I did not forget to add this sentence solemnly, "If it is I am your own flesh and blood, so just spare me.
If not, then I can’t blame you for being ruthless and ruthless, so just beat me to death on the spot.”
"Listen, what this bastard said, is this human language?"
Our old man put on a posture that he might make me angry to death at any moment, and he covered his chest with his palms. , gasping for air.
"You can't hear it so clearly if it's not human words," I muttered angrily.
Clinker, although the sound was already very small, it still reached the ears of our old man firmly.
This made him so angry that his vision suddenly went dark, and he almost fell to the ground to death.
Then, he The anger became even worse, and he completely lost all reason.
While pushing Uncle Fushun repeatedly, he shouted orders at him.
Our old man’s extreme and abnormal behavior finally provoked my uncle’s unprecedented super-large shit-stirring stick.
Surrounded by his cousins and Lou Xiyu, he walked towards our old man in a hurry.
When I saw that the situation was not good, I couldn't get up and run away quickly at this moment, so I quickly put my My whole face was buried in that bastard's lap, and I begged him sincerely in my heart not to see me, otherwise, my death would definitely be too tragic to look at.
Before my uncle had time to stand firm, he sneered twice at the top of his lungs, and then he just looked at the excitement and didn't mind it.
It was already this time, and he didn't forget to fan the flames and light the fire at our old man.
Te gloated: "Brother-in-law, what did this little beast do to make you so angry?"
"It's nothing.
I haven't applied the roof tiles for three days, and my skin is itchy again."
Our old man was breathing heavily, trying hard to contain the emotions that were running around like wild horses in Rendu's second pulse.
With overwhelming anger, he pressed and gouged my flesh and blood with the utmost unkindness with his piercing eyes.
"This little beast won't remember much after being beaten once or twice.
Today, let's just peel off his ugly skin.
Only in this way can we avoid future troubles forever."
The tone was full of coldness and inapproachability.
Favor.
"Mr.
Prime Minister, today is a day of great joy for our young master," Uncle Fushun said to the old man in our family in a somewhat sober tone.
"Hey, so what, if you don't peel off a layer of his skin today, your master will definitely be angry to death on the spot.
Could it be that you want to funeral your master in advance?"
The tone was full of coolness .
After hearing these words, I wanted to immediately hold my chest and vomit three liters of blood.
If you talk about being mean-mouthed, my uncle's moral conduct is clearly tens of thousands of times better than mine.
"I am your nephew.
Blood is thicker than water."
I said to my uncle with a strong sense of resentment.
"So what, what I am best at is destroying relatives for justice."
His tone was full of damn open-mindedness.
After hearing these words, I felt bad all over.
I couldn't help but feel completely messed up in the wind.
The corners of my mouth felt like convulsions, and I was on the verge of madness.
I kept convulsing for a while.
The eyes, at this moment, were completely dim and dead, turning into dead fish eyes.
"I'll keep this skin for you first," our old man said angrily, covering his chest with his palms and breathing heavily.
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"You, stop hitting me."
I couldn't help but feel a little happy.
Sure enough, in his heart, my "son" still had some status, but he kept silent.
Words like "Father's love is like the sea" and "Father's kindness is like a mountain" are still flashing crazily in my mind.
When I was a child, I saw the old man in our family shaking his sleeves wildly like he was getting angry again and again.
The ground yelled at me: "Hey, I won't hit you, you are daydreaming, I have a wishful thinking that you are also a member of our Zhou family.
You are shameless on weekdays, but that's all.
If you lose your skin again, wouldn't it cause our Zhou family to be ridiculed to death?
So, I will keep the skin for you first.
You, me, I will discount your dog legs today."
After hearing these words, the corner of my mouth became even more like a galloping horse, so cold that it was almost unstoppable.
I was on the verge of madness and twitched for a while.
At one point, my whole face was almost exhausted.
He was twitching to the point of being twisted and deformed, and his jaw almost hit the ground.
Sure enough, I was still too young, too ignorant of the world, and ignorant of the unpredictable nature of people's hearts, and I greatly underestimated the extent of our old man's ability to poison people and eat food.
Wuwuwuwuwu, it’s really a bad reincarnation.
"Fushun, what are you doing standing there?
Why don't you find a wheelchair quickly?"
Our old man urged Uncle Fushun impatiently.
Seeing that Uncle Fushun was still stuck there like a wooden stake, blinking his big eyes again and again, looking pitifully at our old man, waiting miserably for him to change his mind and take back his life, so That's why our old man got angry and came up.
Without saying a word, he kicked Uncle Fushun hard.
While kicking him, he said viciously: "Am I your master, or is this bastard?"
Your master" Uncle Fushun opened his mouth up and down, and before he could say even a single word, our old man swung at him with another sentence, "Go ahead if you don't want me to go."
Forced to have no choice, Uncle Fushun gave me a weak look, and then he could only do as I was told.
As a result, before I had taken two steps, my uncle spoke, "After you finish looking for the wheelchair, you can go find a wheelchair."
Big rooster with beautiful fur.
If your master hits you hard later and beats your young master so hard that his mouth and eyes become crooked and he becomes paralyzed, you can let the rooster come to marry you on his behalf.
After all, you can't lose your etiquette.
Also, find me.
After getting rid of the rooster, go to the coffin shop and order a coffin casually.
If your master strikes harder and harder, causing your young master to leave too suddenly, we can be prepared and avoid any danger.
It’s no longer necessary to panic.
Anyway, your young master is alive and embarrassed.
When choosing a coffin, you don’t need to be too particular.
Just pick the cheapest and cheapest one
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