“Young man, do you know where this place is?
Hehehe.
"Isn't this the place to apply for the palace?
What's wrong?
Isn't this?"
Hearing this, Su Xiaoyi looked at the hermaphrodite in confusion, and there was something in her words.
"Hehe, yes, this is a shortcut to enter the palace, but if you want to enter the palace first, you must first leave the palace."
The hermaphrodite in the melon-skin hat nodded with a serious face at this time, and every word was firm. "" Su Xiaoyi was speechless for a moment, her heart was already aroused, and her mother was dissatisfied that she actually came to the eunuch interview room.
Then Su Xiaoyi's heart was filled with endless anger.
She wanted to marry her father but didn't practice the Chrysanthemum Book.
Moreover, her lower body was so strong that she could kill him seven times in one night.
He couldn't defeat him with a golden gun.
"Little noble son, you have to cut him off quickly, otherwise the princess won't be able to wait, and you and I won't be able to bear it by then."
The hermaphrodite in the melon-skin hat waved his hand, motioning for the other hermaphrodite to come over, and said in a low voice.
"Okay, dear Eunuch, I'll take action now."
The hermaphrodite in black greeted him with a smile, looking groveling.
Then he changed the subject, looked at the confused Su Xiaoyi, and said weakly and disgustingly: "Well, please come with me.
Well, you can enter the palace today."
Swish Swish Swish As soon as Xiao Guizi finished speaking, Su Xiaoyi exploded and planned to leave this disgusting place without looking back.
"Damn, I'm not here to be a eunuch.
Say goodbye."
Su Xiaoyi cupped her hands, looked remorseful, and planned to leave.
Dangshua Eunuch Xi stopped Su Xiaoyi, waved the whisk in his hand, and said with a mean smile: "Hey, didn't you say you wanted to enter the palace?
Isn't this going to help you?
Why are you shrinking?
Isn't it just that thing?
You can throw away that thing.
If you eat for a lifetime, why not enjoy it?"
"Bah, I came here because I have a legitimate career.
Cutting yourself off is a sign of unfilial piety.
I don't want to be a bullshit eunuch."
Su Xiaoyi didn't give this happy father-in-law any face, and actually tried to trick herself into becoming intersex.
It is unbearable to have so many daughters-in-law waiting at home, but even my wife cannot bear it.
"Oh, let's just say, boy, you're going to have to drink as a penalty instead of toasting."
Hearing this, Eunuch Xi was not angry, and still maintained a calm and composed smile, but his words were full of threats.
"Haha" Su Xiaoyi didn't reply to Eunuch Xi's words, she just said two words with a sneer.
Seeing this, Eunuch Xi frowned.
He seemed to know what Hehe meant, but he was not sure.
He had already given Su Xiaoyi a death order in his heart.
"Boy, when you enter this door, don't even think about getting out intact.
Today you have to become a eunuch for me.
Come on, clean him up."
Xi's father-in-law didn't change his expression and shouted with a cold face. .
Then several burly pig-killing men rushed over with a machete in hand, with a smile on their faces: "Eunuch Xi, please let me try it for him."
"Nuo, he" Eunuch Xi did not hide it, and waved the fly whisk towards Su Xiaoyi.
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After receiving the order, the big man rolled up his sleeves and staggered over.
They were born to kill pigs, and they were also civil servants of the state.
They were paid 40 diamonds a month, and the salary was very good.
They were all brainless labor jobs. bang bang bang Two big men approached Su Xiaoyi with a scary smile.
If Su Xiaoyi were an ordinary person, he might be scared to death, but the problem is that Su Xiaoyi is a great master.
There is no sense of achievement for such a low-grade elementary school student to challenge himself and abuse vegetables and dogs.
"If you really want to come over, don't blame me for being rude.
I tell you that I went to the Shaolin Temple to practice, and the only martial arts in the world is fast."
Su Xiaoyi pretended to be scared, took a few steps back, and looked at the big man with pretense of vigilance.
"Hahaha, you brats can't blame us.
We are just following orders and can't help ourselves."
The big men laughed boldly, their eyes full of ridicule.
Whoosh whoosh.
Su Xiaoyi took action, and it was just a kick.
The speed was just as he said.
Only the fastest martial arts in the world could beat him.
This kick knocked a big man over.
"Well, brat, you're actually a training guy.
That's right.
I'll play with you."
When the other big man saw this, he immediately saw the flaw and aimed an uppercut directly at Su Xiaoyi's head.
It's a pity that Su Xiaoyi is not interested in these gangster-style fights at all.
She doesn't even use Xinghun Eyes.
She closes her eyes and uses her reflexes to avoid them.
Whoosh bang Su Xiaoyi squatted down and swept her legs, causing the big man to do a somersault.
The big man immediately rolled a few times and left the place.
Eunuch Xi was stunned for a long time.
He was the eunuch in charge.
This time, the princess was looking for him to choose a few talents.
He didn't bring any guards.
What should he do?
Su Xiaoyi didn't know what Eunuch Xi was thinking, she just looked at Eunuch Xi with a half-smile.
Her eyes were full of inexplicable panic.
To Eunuch Xi, Su Xiaoyi's expression was terrifying. snap Seeing this, Xiao Guizi carried a chair and without hesitation hit Su Xiaoyi on the back of the head.
However, this was in slow motion.
Su Xiaoyi did not look back and just kicked him.
Xiao Guizi was like a kite with its strings broken, flying freely into the sky. , knocking over the table.
"Ahem, Eunuch Xi, you have to be careful."
Xiao Guizi's last words before he fell into unconsciousness made Eunuch Xi's legs tremble immediately.
"Don't come here.
I won't cleanse you anymore.
I'm telling you that I am the chief eunuch of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
If you hurt me, Long Live the Lord will not let you go."
Eunuch Xi took a few steps back in panic, with a frightened expression, and then took out the emperor to intimidate Su Xiaoyi.
Su Xiaoyi couldn't get enough diesel fuel.
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How could she be scared out by Eunuch Xi when she was alone in the world?
However, Eunuch Xi said that he was the eunuch in charge of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
Why not borrow his power?
How could he enter the palace and steal things by himself?
not easier Su Xiaoyi had a big conspiracy, pretending to be unpredictable, looking at the trembling Eunuch Xi, and said with a smile: "Eunuch Xi, in that case, you can introduce me to the palace, I believe you will be very happy. " As soon as he finished speaking, he drew out the blade of punishment and pointed it at Eunuch Xi's neck, making a flash of light and shadow.
"I'm very happy.
I'll report it to you right now."
When Eunuch Xi saw this, he was almost scared to death.
Since he could let himself go, he would naturally accept all comers.
At worst, he would enter the palace to find an opportunity to kill Su Xiaoyi.
Su Xiaoyi also knew what Eunuch Xi was planning.
He glared at Eunuch Xi with his blood-red pupils, took back the blade of punishment, and said with a faint smile: "Please."
When Eunuch Xi saw that the blade of punishment was far away from him, he dared to breathe heavily and led Su Xiaoyi into the eunuch uniform with fear.
Outside the palace gate Su Xiaoyi wore a red hat and a dark blue eunuch slave uniform without pigtails, and gradually used illusions to create parallax in everyone. bang bang bang Su Xiaoyi patted her clothes, knelt down on one knee and said with a frivolous expression: "Eunuch Xi, I'm sorry, please open more back doors."
"Haha, no problem.
Are you afraid that I will go back on my promise and kill you after I enter the palace?"
Eunuch Xi said with a meaningful smile without saying much.
"Hahaha, I believe my father-in-law will not be like this.
Even a eunuch cannot break his promise to others, and I also have a backup plan."
Su Xiaoyi smiled mysteriously, and then the smile became even brighter, and then she changed the subject and put her smile back on her face.
Said seriously:
"And I only entered the palace to earn a little pocket money.
Secondly, I was born as an Ouchi guard.
I was fired because of a trivial matter."
"Oh, that's it.
No wonder your martial arts are superb."
Eunuch Xi suddenly realized, and his doubts about Su Xiaoyi were reduced by half.
Hahaha, the climax is coming next.
How will our Su Xiaoyi play with the princess, fuck the imperial concubine, have sex with the legendary emperor, and even have a chance to usurp the throne?
As for Da Qiao, who can't run away, and the same goes for Jing Ke, who do you want to have sex with first?
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