Su Xiaoyi and his party arrived in front of a shop and saw only a white cloth with the marks that had been emitted from the sky painted on it. \ Taking a closer look, I saw a little old man shouting and talking.
The little old man was wearing simple clothes.
He had an apron tied around his waist and was greeting several people selling something.
“Don’t miss Oscar’s Food Store when you pass by.
The prices are cheap and very affordable.
If you eat what I sell, you are guaranteed to pass the test.”
The old man had long white hair and was very slovenly, and I also had a white beard, but my voice was not that of the old man.
At this moment, two students walked over, looked at him with disgust, and asked, "Boss, what do you have here?"
"Ah, today's special Oscar stinky tofu is delicious and delicious.
It only costs five copper coins.
It smells as bad as it smells and tastes good when you eat it."
That old man was none other than the second assistant in Shrek's Seven Monsters: Oscar.
He was stunned now, and instantly pulled away his white cloth.
A smell wafted like smoke and hit his face, making him almost have diarrhea.
All I saw was that there were pieces of stinky tofu of the same size on his table.
The stinky tofu was not white, but yellow and sticky.
"I can't stand the smell.
This smell makes me want to cry.
Run."
The classmate smelled the smell and ran away.
The faster the better.
Oscar disagreed, and shouted with a smile, intending to retain the first batch of customers since he opened the store: "How about 4 copper coins each?"
"Ahem, no need."
The student didn't want to stay for a moment, and with a death-defying expression, he helped his former classmate and fled in a hurry.
"Damn it, you're unlucky not to sell it, it's the fourth time."
When Oscar saw that they didn't stay, he instantly lost all hope of living.
He squatted on the side lifelessly and muttered to himself.
Tat Tat Tat Tang San walked over, pointed to the corn on the table, and asked: "Uncle, don't be sad whether your corn can be sold or not."
Boom boom boom As soon as he said this, Oscar visibly trembled.
When he heard the word uncle, he turned around and pushed away his stinky tofu, roaring: "Who is the uncle?
I am only fourteen years old this year.
Are you mistaken?"
As soon as Oscar finished speaking, Tang San and Xiao Wu were stunned, looking at Oscar with disbelief.
How could he be fourteen years old?
Oscar pointed at himself, with a brave expression on his face, and shouted with a straight face: "Yes, my name is Oscar, a junior student of Shrek Academy."
Before he finished speaking, Oscar touched his long white beard and continued: "You can't call me an uncle just because my hair is longer or gray."
"Yeah, I think so.
With such a long beard, how can he be called uncle?
He should be called uncle."
Xiao Wu had a look of understanding on his face, but it was a blockbuster.
Oscar fell into embarrassing anger, and once again shouted aggressively: "Damn it, do you understand?
I am a beautiful young man in my prime." bang bang
Before he finished speaking, Oscar was punched by Dai Mubai, and he shouted angrily: "Before you say this, you should shave your beard clean, Xiao Ao, how many times have I told you not to sell stinky tofu here?"
, you are embarrassing me."
"Why can't you sell it?
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You are obviously discriminating against our food department."
Oscar covered his head and did not fight back, only verbally objecting.
"Food Department" Hearing this, Tang San looked at Oscar in confusion.
This was the first time he had heard of Food Department, and he was very curious about what kind of martial spirit it was.
Dai Mubai knew what Tang San meant, and gave instructions to Oscar, saying: "Change and show Tang San your food system."
"Boss Dai, this kind of secluded thing is not good for people."
Oscar glanced at Dai Mubai shyly and instantly turned into a girl.
"Don't be such a bitch, come on and do it faster."
Dai Mubai wanted to kill Oscar, and his anger kept burning.
"Don't yell at people to just change, Boss Dai, you are so bad," Oscar replied indignantly, his voice still sounding like a sissy. swish swish Immediately, Oscar did not continue to act stupid, but stretched out his hand and whispered softly: "Lovely and fragrant tender tofu."
Swish Swish Swish With a command, a pile of yellow and fragrant stinky tofu appeared instantly, with tiny sticky things appearing on it.
"Uncle, you are really disgusting.
You are really vulgar."
Xiao Wu almost wanted to vomit and shouted angrily.
"This taste actually told me that it was soft tofu.
I might have eaten fake tofu."
Tang San was in a state of confusion, covering his nose.
Oscar disagreed, raised his orchid finger, and murmured: "If the food-type martial soul wants to change the food, it must be accompanied by a spell.
This is not what I miss."
Oscar explained, but no one believed it.
Tang San kept thinking intensively, while Xiao Wu avoided Oscar in disgust.
Immediately, the four people started fighting, but Su Xiaoyi remained silent.
Su Xiaoyi felt a little emotional when she saw these things with her own eyes, but her goal hadn't appeared yet, so she was a little bored.
The first reason Su Xiaoyi entered Shrek was Ning Rongrong, and the second one was the cat girl, but neither of them showed up.
As for joining the Haotian Sect, Su Xiaoyi has to look for opportunities again.
There is no rush now, and it's not just what Bibi Dong is doing now. crackling Tang San's side was in chaos, and only Dai Mubai's dissatisfied voice could be heard.
"I'm warning you that Tang San is my protector, don't mess around with me."
"I know, you know, I won't mess around.
I'll sell roasted corn."
"no" "The ancestral corn is not changed, it is pure natural and harmless that I bought."
"I don't care" Boo hoo hoo Suddenly, a piece of stinky tofu disappeared and jumped to a place where it turned out to be a pair of big, plump rabbits.
For just a second. swish swish An instant magic spell and a beautiful figure passed by, dodging the minds of Dai Mubai and the others.
Qianying passed by and everyone realized that she was a woman, a very cold and beautiful woman.
She has glossy black hair that slopes down like a waterfall, a pair of indifferent but alluring eyes, and a small mouth.
Wearing a red short dress and a black jacket, these outfits highlighted her figure, which was bumpy and in growth stage.
The lower body reveals long, straight and slender legs.
The long legs are wrapped in white stockings, and the shoes are a pair of black women's leather shoes.
Her appearance made everyone feel strange, because she had a special temperament, indifferent and exaggerated, but she did not lose her proud demeanor.
He patted the dust on his chest and didn't look at anyone else, just passing by.
"That's right on point."
Oscar chuckled, his eyes widening.
"Oh" Dai Mubai didn't change much, he just said softly.
Tang San planned to express his opinion, but was stepped on by Xiao Wu.
He could only swallow what he said, but he was also shocked.
Instead, Su Xiaoyi's face under the mask showed a smile, and the first target appeared.
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