Su Xiaoyi looked helpless and said, "I really didn't do anything.
I just added some beauty to you."
"Didn't you realize that the extra designs you have are more full of wild beauty?
You should be thanking me, instead of looking like you're asking me to blame you." snap Lianfeng kept a straight face, holding back his anger, and said: "I believe you ghost must teach you a lesson today, otherwise you will definitely be lawless in the future."
"When the time comes and you get bigger and bigger, you might turn into a bastard who takes advantage of us every day and you will regret it later."
"Wait a minute, I won't do anything to you.
Although your butt is very perky, it would make a normal man have wild thoughts."
"But I'm not interested because I'm not a normal person.
I'm a man with charm that I can't place."
"If you want me to choose between two, I would rather choose Commander Qin Yu.
She is so gentle, considerate, and shy."
"Only such a tender little woman is qualified to be a hero like me."
Su Xiaoyi came to Qin Yu's side and put her hands on Qin Yu's shoulders, looking like a prince. \ It was as if he had turned into a great hero at this moment, especially a lustful and powerful hero, which made people speechless in astonishment.
Hearing this, Lianfeng looked a little startled, then said with a straight face, "And she still looks rough, right?"
"Hehe, that's right.
You know how to feel the soft and comfortable feeling."
Su Xiaoyi was a little complacent.
She didn't expect that she accidentally let it slip.
Wasn't this an admission that she had touched Qin Yu?
Swish Swish Swish Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Qin Yu's tears couldn't stop flowing down, like a pitiful girl from a good family who was bullied by officials.
This wave of operations turned Lianfeng into a demon in an instant, and he said with a smile on his face: "What are you going to say now?"
snap The next moment, Lianfeng rushed out and kicked Su Xiaoyi out without hesitation, and retaliated with a flurry of punches and kicks.
Su Xiaoyi could only cover her head because of the injustice, and could not fight back, letting Lianfeng take revenge on her.
She didn't expect Qin Yu to cry.
Suddenly, Lianfeng took out a hammer from nowhere, showed a maniacal smile, and planned to give it a hammer.
Su Xiaoyi was stunned when she saw this scene, and hurriedly got out of the way.
She could not continue to let Lian Feng go, otherwise she would break her bones after a hammer blow.
Although he is now at the peak of the Nascent Soul Stage, Su Xiaoyi's inability to resist will really make Su Xiaoyi crippled once the hammer hits him.
As the saying goes, no matter how good your kung fu is, you are still afraid of a kitchen knife; no matter how strong your body is, you are still afraid of a hammer that will take turns to load and hammer down, causing you to experience the despair of life.
Su Xiaoyi turned over and pulled Lianfeng with one hand.
Lianfeng was caught off guard and fell directly into Su Xiaoyi's arms.
She didn't expect that Su Xiaoyi would resist.
Not only that, Su Xiaoyi turned around and pressed her directly on top of her.
The hammer could only fly to the other side, and the two looked at each other.
But the action was very awkward, even Qin Yu blushed when she saw it
With an affectionate expression on her face, Su Xiaoyi said gently to Lianfeng: "Commander Lianfeng, you know, honey, I am devoted to you wholeheartedly." snap A slap came over, this was Lianfeng's first reaction.
Su Xiaoyi received a slap, and finally Lianfeng turned over and pressed Su Xiaoyi.
Lianfeng gritted his teeth and said, "Asshole, let me see what you do now."
"I don't know what to do.
I just want to hang out with you and become each other's other half.
And you pressing me means that you like me."
Su Xiaoyi disapproved, with a shameless expression on her face, planning to use words to tease Lianfeng and see how Lianfeng, a straight girl with steel, would respond.
However, Lianfeng's answer stunned Su Xiaoyi, because Lianfeng showed an obsessed expression and said, "I think so too."
"It's a pity that someone as good as me won't be liked by anyone."
"What a pity?"
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Su Xiaoyi looked at Lianfeng in confusion.
Lianfeng chuckled and said: "It's a pity that you are a scumbag, but you are still a real scumbag.
Today, my commander will avenge the girls."
"Today I must do justice for God so that you, a scumbag, will never have the opportunity to be with other girls again.
I have this great sense of justice."
Click click click As soon as Lianfeng finished speaking, Qinyu took out a pair of scissors and handed them to Lianfeng.
Lianfeng took the scissors and made a gesture under Su Xiaoyi.
This frightened Su Xiaoyi, and she hurriedly threw it away.
Unexpectedly, Lianfeng flew directly out, hit a wall, and bounced back again.
During this process, Lianfeng was a little dizzy because she hit the wall, but the scissors were pointed at Su Xiaoyi's lower body, about to stab the eunuch.
Swish Swish Swish Su Xiaoyi hurriedly rolled over and was lucky to get out of the way, but Lianfeng's scissors actually penetrated the wooden floor on the ground, which showed that the power was not ordinary and terrifying.
If Su Xiaoyi hadn't managed to get out of the way, she might have turned into a eunuch.
Thinking of this, Su Xiaoyi became angry.
She walked up to Lianfeng and without hesitation pressed Lianfeng with one hand and slapped him hard.
This slap hit Lianfeng's pretty buttocks.
Lianfeng woke up and said angrily: "Asshole, are you looking for death?"
snap The slap came down again, and a bright red palm mark appeared, and Lingfeng's buttocks felt hot, as if he was spanked by a teacher when he was a child.
It's not painful but embarrassing.
A commander of a generation, a beauty second only to Admiral Dukao, should be bullied like this.
If this spreads out, Lianfeng's serious and cold image will definitely be shattered, leaving only a silly woman.
Su Xiaoyi suppressed Lianfeng, but Lianfeng refused to do so.
She cursed and resisted, and dared to say anything.
Lianfeng yelled: "Qinyu, hurry up and stop him.
You can't keep watching him bully me like this."
"I thought too, but what can I do if he uses the same method to bully me later?"
Qin Yu said helplessly.
Click With a sudden surprise, Lianfeng was stunned, and Qinyu also had a blank expression on her face, thinking how could she make a sound, how could she speak?
"Is this true?
I can actually talk and drink some wine in one night."
Qin Yu showed an ecstatic expression.
Lianfeng cried with a pretty face, you can talk, but my butt has lost a certain idea, as if it is no longer my own.
At this time, Su Xiaoyi spoke and said expressionlessly: "You should have noticed that Qin Yu's voice was normalized yesterday."
"And Lianfeng, you were originally here today, and because you have been sitting at work, your menstruation has been irregular."
"I'll take care of it for you too.
As for you taking advantage of me, that's just a reward.
What's more, you wanted to trick me yesterday."
"Don't think that I don't know about your little Jiujiu.
You plan to get Qin Yu and get me drunk together.
Unexpectedly, I'm not afraid at all."
"In the end, you have cheated yourself.
After all, you are bringing it upon yourself, and only a kind-hearted person like me can solve the problem for you."
"If I am really a beast in clothes and a wretched gangster, how could I possibly let you two go?
It's better to go straight to it."
Su Xiaoyi spoke very straightforwardly, her eyes were full of depression.
She originally planned to make a joke, but she didn't expect Lianfeng to look serious.
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The most important thing is that she really plans to turn herself into a eunuch in one click.
Of course Su Xiaoyi is not tired of it.
What the hell.
It is obvious that kindness will be repaid with hatred, so Su Xiaoyi can't deal with Lianfeng severely.
I don't know how much Su Xiaoyi has dealt with Lianfeng's personality.
They are all arrogant, with a natural sense of superiority, and no reflection at all.
Many people today are doing this.
If we don't change it, the social atmosphere will become selfish sooner or later.
Immediately, Su Xiaoyi did not continue to suppress Lianfeng.
If Lianfeng got up and continued to make trouble, Su Xiaoyi might really talk about it later.
However, Lianfeng got up and did not continue to retaliate against Su Xiaoyi.
Instead, he showed a bitter face and said, "How did you know that I have irregular menstruation?"
"I am not just a prophet, but also an old Chinese medicine practitioner.
My ancestors have a close relationship with Hua Tuo, so I look forward to hearing about it."
"I can say that I am not one of the best, but I can definitely tell irregular menstruation at a glance, otherwise I will be ashamed of my ancestors."
Su Xiaoyi looked at Lianfeng seriously, as if with a white beard, she would definitely become a respected old Chinese doctor.
Lianfeng took a deep breath, rubbed his butt, and continued: "We planned to get you drunk yesterday and then ask you for more details about La Ast.
We had no other plans at all."
"I told you about the details of Raast.
You will know it sooner or later.
If you ask me now, you may not know it even if I tell you."
"Because that tribe is too old, you don't even know some of the fragmentary records.
If you have to know, only Teacher Liu has the opportunity."
"Furthermore, the issue of Rayast is about God's plan and the creation of gods.
It is too complicated and cannot be learned in one step without basic knowledge."
Su Xiaoyi turned around, walked to Lianfeng and the others' water dispenser, took a cup of hot water, and drank it in one gulp, looking helpless.
Regarding Laast, it's not that Su Xiaoyi doesn't want to talk about it, but that Lianfeng has no chance to get it.
After all, Morgana has already killed him.
If we make it clear, it will only trigger the first war.
The result of going from being invaded to invading is exactly the opposite of Su Xiaoyi's mission.
In order to complete her mission, Su Xiaoyi had to keep silent, otherwise she would lose a mission and not know what the punishment would be.
Tat Tat Tat Qin Yu walked up to Su Xiaoyi with a smile on her face, bowed slightly and said, "So you rely on Chinese medicine for me to be able to speak?"
"That's right, you were not born without a voice at all.
If I'm not wrong, you could barely speak before you were five years old."
"You may not remember, but if you ask your parents, they will say that when you were five years old, your voice sounded like a boy, and your voice was hoarse."
"Then I started losing my voice when I was seven years old.
Even advanced medical doctors don't know why.
But you haven't tried some Chinese medicine, right?"
Su Xiaoyi nodded, without beating around the bush, but spoke bluntly.
Qin Yu smiled slightly and continued: "Because my family said that Chinese medicine doctors are all liars, I have never asked Chinese medicine doctors before."
"Nowadays, there are many scammers in traditional Chinese medicine.
As a Chinese, I know it very well, especially some old men who are trying to figure out what to do."
"Acupuncture is just trying to take advantage.
One of my subordinates was once taken advantage of by so-called Chinese medicine practitioners."
"Not only does it have no scientific basis, it doesn't even have a medical qualification certificate."
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Lianfeng looked indignant, as if he was very dissatisfied with the current traditional Chinese medicine.
Su Xiaoyi said with a faint smile: "Nowadays, there are not only many scammers in traditional Chinese medicine because of the age.
Even if we go back a thousand years ago, we still can't find pure traditional Chinese medicine.
They are all selling dog meat."
"But I'm different.
I'm a real Chinese medicine practitioner.
I can tell at a glance that you can't speak because your vocal cords have a thick liquid."
"That liquid doesn't know what you have eaten before.
It will increase and amplify your white blood cells, just like cancer."
"The white blood cells will decrease day by day, and eventually your vocal cords will be blocked.
Naturally, it will be impossible to speak.
All you need to do is kill the white blood cells and clean up that thing."
"The vocal cords naturally returned to normal, but you haven't spoken for almost half your life, so your current voice is naturally very uncomfortable."
"You just need to practice speaking now to become a voice actor."
"Especially Lin De's voice, that voice must be great," Su Xiaoyi chuckled and drove crazily again.
This time, Su Xiaoyi's driving skills were very stable, which only made Qin Yu blush and Lian Feng look disgusted.
He is indeed a scumbag.
This skillful operation caught him off guard.
Lianfeng took a deep breath and said, "So what does this have to do with the patterns you drew on my butt and the paw prints on Qinyu's chest?"
"Did you know that your gang case is like a tattoo, it can't be washed off?"
"Those are actually tattoos.
In order to give you a wild beauty, you have three and Qin Yu has two, hehehehe."
Su Xiaoyi said disapprovingly, as if he was an art master.
However, Lianfeng gritted his teeth, wishing to bite Su Xiaoyi to death, and said: "Tattoos, do you know that no one on the Juxia dares to have a tattoo?"
"We are all soldiers, and it is a shame to leave this thing behind."
"And it's such an ugly pattern, why don't you explain it in advance, asshole?"
Su Xiaoyi said happily: "Your pattern is actually not ugly, and it is luminous and can only be seen at night."
"You guys take a shower with toilet water later, and you will find that the one that changes shape is the real art.
You little girl don't understand it at all."
"Bullshit art, if I draw a dog underneath you, will it turn into a dog?"
Lianfeng said wildly.
Swish Swish Swish As soon as he said this, Su Xiaoyi was stunned.
If he drew a dog below, wouldn't it represent several dogs?
It's really too much
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