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Chapter 11 Stinky Fart Offensive, the Holy Daughter of the Tang Family


"Someone is coming."

Rong Nan's calm words stated a fact.

Of course it doesn't matter between him and Jian Fan.

Both of them are within the barrier and their every move cannot be leaked.

But Zhuang Shisan and the others were different.

Rong Yan had removed their barrier.

Being inferior to others in strength, Zhuang Shisan made a gesture to spread out, and the group of people all disappeared into every corner like ants returning to their nest in strange postures.

Rong Nan adjusted his gaze with Jian Fan and raised his height slightly.

"Ananda, tell me, what's coming in?"

Jian Fan's eyes stayed on Double Eleven for a while, feeling the faint vitality on his body, and he felt at ease.

Immediately, all the worries about the person who were relieved returned.

I don’t know if it’s a ghost or a human being, whether it’s beautiful or ugly.

Rong Nan didn't need to lower his head to know his wife's curious look.

He snorted, and the thing that hadn't arrived yet had already made him unhappy.

"Hmph, Fanfan, you don't care what he is, they are nothing anyway."

Jian Fan tugged at the corner of Rong Nan's clothes and stuck out his tongue happily.

Ananda was really jealous.

Sometimes he was jealous of everyone, so how could he not be sour to death?

The footsteps were approaching, disorderly, and very heavy.

It sounded like more than one person.

The slow sound was accompanied by slippery stains on the wet ground.

Those things that were not things finally appeared at the entrance of the cave.

Jian Fan stared, and her round eyes were covered by a pair of big cold hands.

She touched her mouth that was so surprised that she opened her mouth with her own hand.

She felt that the world of cultivation was really not a place for humans.

Walking in front of me were countless naked people, men, women, old and young.

They lined up in a line.

The first one held the hand of the next one, their eyes were dull, and they slowly walked towards the red wine jar where they were soaking in Double Eleven.

There is a switch at the bottom of the jar, which releases red wine when opened.

The leader turned on the switch, and then the people behind took a sip, and staggered towards the blood jar on the other side like a drunken man with a red face.

During the whole process, only the sound of footsteps was heard, and everyone was as quiet as a human being.

Different from the red wine jar, the blood jar had a high place with a cold sharp blade on it.

After those people walked up, they cut their wrists mercilessly with the knife, then put their hands into the blood pool, and even more Some even cut off their own hands without even realizing it.

A bit of flesh stuck to the neat incision, and the entire palm fell into a pool of blood.

With the injection of blood, the blood in the blood pool began to boil like freshly boiled water.

The jar suddenly cracked on one side, and the blood spilled on the coffin, and was actually absorbed by the coffin.

When the jar was half empty, it stopped spraying blood, and those who were still alive staggered off the platform and walked back the way they came.

"Ananda, is it over?"

Jian Fan heard the footsteps gradually disappearing.

She called out and wanted to remove her hand from her eyes.

Rong Nan looked at the weird blood-sucking coffin and let go of his hand.

The corpses had turned into powder in an instant, and Jian Fan could no longer see the horrific signs of death.

But at this moment, the coffin moved.

That's right, it wasn't the coffin lid that moved, but the whole coffin.

The blood that had been spilled before seemed to have disappeared into nothingness, and the surface of the coffin was dry.

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Because it was made of wood, it also had a dry and haggard feeling.

It moved very fast, and with a "plop", it jumped into the red wine jar and pushed it on Little Eleven's head.

Little Eleven had only one smooth little braid on his head, which was also being affected by the wine at this moment.

Ripple, float up and down.

However, he just didn't wake up.

"Ananda, what are you doing?"

Unless the coffin is opened, there is no telling what is inside.

Seeing that the coffin is so close to Double Eleven and absorbing the pure Tao energy from Double Eleven, Jian Fan is a little worried.

"Let's go smash that jar."

"The things in the coffin are zombies.

Although Double Eleven is also a zombie, he was not raised by evil spirits.

He grew up in an orthodox Taoist school, and the filthy things in his body disappeared the moment he was born.

This coffin The zombie inside wanted to use Double Eleven as a source of nourishment for him to break out of the coffin.

The reason why he didn’t use cruel methods is that he probably wanted to seize the body. " There are not only zombies in the coffin, but also blood corpses fed with blood.

Once the coffin breaks out, it will be a disaster, and here, in fact, it is as close to the city where the sun never sets.

"Double Eleven is not life-threatening right now.

Fanfan doesn't need to worry.

Those people who walked in just now are all villagers from the village on the ground.

It's strange, where did the old woman go?"

As Rong Nan said it, Jian Fan realized that the old woman was missing.

They came after the old woman, but she disappeared.

It was really funny.

She looked around, but there was nothing except the big tree, the jar, and the coffin.

Suddenly, she turned her attention to the way she came, "Ananda, let's go along this road and follow the villagers to have a look.

Maybe the old woman is there."

The coffin climbed out of the wine jar.

It seemed that it was full of wine and blood, and fell into a deep sleep.

It lay under the big tree and became motionless again.

"Okay.

Let's see why the old woman did this."

Rong Nan nodded and agreed to Jian Fan's suggestion.

Since it was proposed by Jian Fan and it was what Jian Fan wanted to see, they had plenty of time.

Go check it out.

He waved his hand, raised his claws with one hand, and grabbed hard.

With a soft "bang" sound, Double Eleven was taken out of the wine jar and lay wet on the ground, exuding a strong aroma of wine.

"Zhuang Shisan, take Double Eleven away with you.

We'll see you before sunset."

Rong Nan's movements were very light, and his words were directly transmitted through the voice.

There was not even a sound, and the coffin was not disturbed.

He adjusted the floating height of himself and Jian Fan again, and once again floated into the smelly and dark corridor.

The gold bracelets and gold necklaces had already rushed out when Shi Yi was taken out of the wine jar.

They were obviously two big men, but their movements were light, and every move was as light as a ballet dancer.

They knew that since the senior Xiao family chose to take action, they should be safe.

"Master's wife, come and see my junior brother, is he okay?"

Jin Bracelet asked Zhuang Shisan, who was frowning every step of the way.

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He also took off his clothes and wrapped them around Xiao Eleven's body, but he was instantly soaked.

At this time, many robes were handed over.

Although Zhuang Shisan disliked the disgusting sight of the blood-stained ground here, he still walked on the land and walked to Double Eleven, and directly put his fingers on Double Eleven's wrist.

After watching for a while, she said to a group of expectant big men with a strange look on her face, "It's okay.

I just drank too much and fell asleep.

I'll go back and get some cold water to rinse it off and I'll wake up right away."

Fortunately, the little guy didn't show any symptoms other than a little lack of spiritual energy.

It is indeed a lucky star for both families.

The loud fart sound of "poof" woke up everyone who was immersed in joy.

Everyone turned their heads in unison to look at the gold necklace shyly covering her anus.

"Well, didn't Mistress tell us to eat more, so I stewed all the black beans and soybeans I collected.

They taste pretty good."

Jin Necklace couldn't control his sudden urge to fart.

He just After he said this honestly, more than ten loud stinky farts came out in succession.

The whole cave smelled faintly of shit.

Even the extremely tall tree dropped several leaves that were fainted by the smoke.

The coffin at the root of the tree moved impatiently.

Then it suddenly jumped into the red wine jar, floating up and down but unable to find the little zombie full of aura.

The coffin was also angry.

It trembled violently, and the entire jar shattered, and the red wine liquid burst into pieces.

Splashing everywhere like rain.

"Oh my God, please help me!"

Jin Necklace hurriedly tried to hug his wife's thigh.

The coffin was angry and he couldn't beat him.

There were several more stinky farts in a row, and he even ran as if he was equipped with a jet.

"Boy, you idiot, don't come over here.

Oh, why are you still standing there?

Run."

Zhuang Shisan lifted up her skirt, revealing her black plain shoes, and started running towards the entrance.

With so many apprentices on the stall, she must have to worry more.

The coffin originally had no eyes, and its senses came from smell, hearing and touch.

Originally, it was possible for the two families to hide away based on these senses alone.

But the tragedy is that they brought their own stinky rocket launcher, which releases 100% pure stinky gas from time to time.

It would be strange if the coffin didn't notice them.

Suddenly, another thrilling escape began in the corridor.

Rong Nan and Jian Fan didn't know what was going on here.

They just caught up with the swaying and weak-breathing crowd, and then followed them openly.

After all, they are two invisible people, so it doesn't matter if they show off.

This group of people walked for a long time.

In fact, there is always a feeling that a long time has passed in this kind of passage.

When they arrived at a vast place again, Jian Fan squinted his eyes and subconsciously counted the time.

They only dilly-dallyed for ten minutes.

This place is much simpler than the cave with trees.

It is better to say that this is a sinkhole than a hole.

It rained heavily outside for some reason, and the raindrops poured on the heads of these ignorant people.

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They did not even hide, they were just living bodies. corpse.

"Ananda, look, that old woman is there."

Jian Fan grabbed Rong Nan's hand this time and used great strength.

In the limited time, his eyes searched for the person they were looking for among the naked crowd, and he also Well found.

Rong Nan looked at his hand held by Jian Fan.

He knew that Jian Fan was afraid that he would block her eyes again, but with so many bodies in front of him, he searched for it in his wine glass and decided to give Jian Fan a good wash when he went back.

Eye.

The old woman is actually easy to find.

Among so many people, she is the only one who knows how to move.

It was easy for Jian Fan to find a moving object among a pile of wooden piles.

What's more, this is a dirty and smelly thing, so the target is even more obvious.

"Ananda, let's go there."

Jian Fan went to grab Rong Nan's hand, exerted his strength with his feet, and was about to kick the wall, and then float over, but Rong Nan grabbed Jian Fan.

"Fan Fan, let's wait a little longer, something is wrong."

What exactly is wrong, but Rong Fan just feels something is wrong in his heart.

The old woman slowly crawled to a rotting corpse.

She picked up the rotting corpse and muttered, "My son, wait a little longer.

When the adult in the coffin comes out, you can be resurrected."

When the time comes, mother, I will marry you again and we won’t stay in this village anymore, okay?”

The stench of rotting corpses and acidic water reached the old woman's body, and the corpse gas was poured into the old woman's body for free.

A normal person would never be able to withstand such infringement, and she would have to stay in bed for a year even if she didn't die.

It's been half a year, but the old woman seems like nothing has happened.

His body was obviously covered in dried blood, but he acted as usual.

"I don't know how many bones in this old woman's body have been broken.

She is now a living dead.

It seems that someone planted a secret technique in her body to make her unable to feel her own life and death, and then feed these things that are better than her."

Worse than a blood slave."

After the old woman finished speaking, she stood up and went to get a bag of raw grain.

She stuffed a mouthful of grain into it, and then sat on the side to catch her breath.

Rong Nan thought to himself that it seemed that nothing could be found out.

The old woman must not know what kind of monster was in the coffin, nor did she know that her son would never come back, nor did she know what she had become.

Moreover, the last thing she knew was the person who left her in this mess.

"Ananda, let's destroy this place.

Then we go back and burn the ghost coffin."

Jian Fan also saw that nothing could be found.

Since nothing could be found, it would be completely destroyed.

If this matter is really a conflict, If he comes with the Xiao family, then the mastermind behind the scenes will definitely show up.

Anyway, she was used to destroying tombs, so one more would not be too much, and one less would not be too much.

"That's exactly what I meant.

Fanfan, you really deserve to be my wife."

Rong Nan raised his hand, and cold flames formed a blue circle behind him.

When he stepped back slightly, the flames He happily pounced on it, the thing with a yin energy was the will-o'-the-wisp's favorite.

"Puff puff puff" There were strange echoes from the aisle behind them, as well as chaotic but consistent footsteps, accompanied by a strange stench.

It's a bit powerful.

"Ananda, there is another group of blood slaves here."

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There was a silent burning in front of him.

With the old woman's constant cursing, the blue flames burped after swallowing.

Jian Fan ignored the human fire.

The huge movement had attracted the attention of Jian Fan and Rong Nan.

"No, there are not that many people in this village.

Except for Zhuang Shisan and his party, there will be no one else coming now."

Of course Rong Nan was not lying.

He had already heard someone shouting "Master, help me!"

, this kind of cry, except for the group of idiots from the Shuang family, he really can't think of anyone else.

"Ah ah ah ah, I saw the seniors of the Xiao family, seniors, please help me, there is a coffin trying to bite me."

Seeing the difficulty, the hope in Gold Necklace's eyes couldn't be more brilliant.

The coffin kept trying to poke his poor little anus.

Whenever he farted, the coffin would move further away and then poke up again.

He was in so much pain.

Rong Nan ignored him.

The coffin came at a really good time, and there was no need for him to go back and look for it again.

The blue flame felt the will of its owner.

It instantly exploded into a big circle and rushed towards the coffin.

The yin energy was so strong.

It liked it so much.

Sister Coffin, don't run away.

Brother Flame is going to eat it. you.

Before the wooden coffin could feel the low temperature of the flames, it turned around and ran.

It is instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages.

"Catch it, swallow it, and come back."

Rong Nan said coldly.

But the flame seemed to be blocked by something.

It lay on a transparent barrier.

Behind the barrier stood a man dressed in black.

He cupped his fists towards Rong Nan, which was the rule of greeting in the world, and then he stepped on it.

Coffin, once the space is distorted, one person and one coffin disappear completely.

The flame was hiding there, not daring to come back, for fear of being easily killed.

But the man who just appeared was really powerful.

If it weren't for the barrier he set up, Flame wouldn't even have the courage to break through.

"A-Jian."

The man who just appeared had the aura of A-Jian, but he was not A-Jian.

Where is Ah Jian?

What does he want to do with this blood coffin?

There was no news from the underworld, and Rong Nan suppressed the annoyance rising in his heart.

When Rong Nan put away the flames, Jian Fan and Zhuang Shisan put down the contact talismans in their hands at the same time.

Zhuang Shisan tidied up his appearance and ordered his disciples to tidy up.

They were going to go on the road day and night again.

Jian Fan went over to hold Rong Rong's hand.

It was not that she didn't realize that Rong Rong was absent-minded just now.

Supporting him gently was what she would do.

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"Ananda, let me tell you some unfortunate news.

We have to stay with those guys from the Shuang Family for a while.

Just now Xiao Ruanxin told me that we should go directly to Mingri City.

The time for the family competition has been advanced. ."

Jian Fan told Rong Nan the news he had just received.

"This girl, it's not just that the time for the family competition has been advanced."

Zhuang Shisan has restored her cool and noble character, and it seems that the woman who ran away before is not her.

She put on the black gauze mask again, revealing a pair of calculating eyes.

"Furthermore, it is said that the Tang family has found a saint in the human world."

If this is really the case, then both the Xiao family and both families will fall into a passive position.

The saint is a person who is born in every interface and can communicate with the world.

She is also called a wind whisperer and is born with a noble status.

The saint in the human world has been missing for hundreds of years.

This time when the Xiao family returned, the Tang family released news that the saint appeared in the Tang family.

It is hard to say whether this is true or for power.

"They must be lying.

How can such a big family joke about the future of an interface?"

Jian Fan shouted unhappily.

It would certainly be a good thing if a saint who could predict disaster appeared, but seeing how the Tang family had made the world of cultivation such a mess, she didn't believe that a saint would be born in their family.

In the final analysis, it is the Xiao family's unique sense of justice that is at work.

"Saint."

Rong Nan stretched out his hand to touch the top of Jian Fan's hair.

A cold light swept across his eyes, "Fan Fan, our saint in the underworld has been with Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva for thousands of years, and in the human world The saint girl is definitely not the one possessed by the Tang family.

Fanfan, don’t worry, the Xiao family will definitely return to its position as king in the world of cultivation.”

Jian Fan heard Rong Nan say softly but firmly in her ear, "I promise."

She relaxed instantly.

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Author: Ahem, I wish you all a happy Dragon Boat Festival

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