Sometimes, life isn't as good as you think.
Since Chichengzi came out of the customs, in addition to the spirit of the mountain who was frightened by the strong wind and ran to the unwarranted point of Cangshan, the last few three generations of disciples of the Yiyuan Sect, such as Cang Langzi, Ghost Xinzi, Yi Xingzi, Lei Zhenzi, Qin Yanzi, etc., also came out of the customs one after another, and for a while, Qingyunping was rarely lively.
And these old Taoist priests who had killed in the past and refused to go down the mountain to collect apprentices, saw that Li Feng, a well-behaved baby-like fourth-generation disciple, suddenly appeared on the mountain, and pounced on them like flies.
These guys themselves are desperately retreating and cultivating on weekdays, and they look like they don't care about the world, but everyone has been practicing penance for hundreds of years, and they have realized a lot of strange skills, and they are not willing to be lonely, and they also want to find someone to pass on their skills.
Therefore, Li Feng suddenly became extremely sought-after, and several old Taoist priests grabbed him all day long and practiced fiercely in Qingyunping, as if they wished to let him break through the sky and soar within three or five years.
In the morning, accompanied the evil moon to refine the qi, and then immediately went to follow Gu Lingzi to read the Dan book for an hour, the book has not been read, the fat Chichengzi carried the huge golden relics pagoda and rushed over to pull the wind out to compare spells, just by the Chichengzi a few lightning scorched to the ground, the prodigal son over there was already enthusiastically waving the sword and rushed up, the wind was a strand of split hair has not yet landed, the ghost heart shouted and waved a few Qimen Dunjia Heavenly Books from the ground drilled up, It looks like whoever doesn't learn his spells is going to kill people immediately, and then that's it Li Feng sighed sincerely: "Those guys who have three thousand favors in one are definitely uncomfortable." ” Li Feng can hide as far as he can now, and he doesn't want to be tossed to death by a group of old Taoist priests who have just come out of the customs and have nothing to do.
The only pet kitten in Yiyuan Sect was also nested in a stone cave all day long, and he didn't dare to show his head at all.
Any old man can pick him up and carry him around like a cat, which really hurts his dignity as the king of beasts, so he can only hide like a strong wind.
Those old Taoist priests had just found Lifeng to play for half a month, and immediately found that they could no longer find the shadow of Lifeng.
The Heavenly Escape Fu was activated, and they were far from reaching the level where they could discover the fierce wind in the state of the unity of heaven and man, so they could only have fun for themselves.
As a result, a few old Taoists either drank and went crazy, or desperately played chess and gambled, or ran back and forth around a stone peak, or squatted by the stream for three or five days without moving, it seems that the flowing water is also incomparably new and beautiful.
Or if he was bored, he stood under the tree, and kicked the poor tree like crazy, and the leaves scattered all over the sky, and then he exclaimed, "Wonderful, wonderful, beautiful, what a beautiful view." ” Li Feng looked at this group of crazy people, and was a little worried: "Could it be that they have been in retreat for several years, and this head is broken, look at that Chichengzi, who carries all his belongings in broad daylight, no matter how you look at it, they are all misers and super idiots, these people are the elders of my master, fortunately, they run fast, otherwise they will not be played to death by them" Li Feng shook his head again and again, thinking that his name of Fengzi should really be added to their heads.
A sneering snicker came from behind him, and Li Feng was horrified, and kicked his back with a flirtatious leg.
The man in the back hurriedly shouted: "Wow, wow, wow, such a vicious little doll, you actually beat your ancestor and me with this move."
The lower body is a man's fatal point, and it can't be touched indiscriminately. ” Li Feng turned around and saw a old man with dry skin and a tall and thin body.
Fortunately, he still remembered that this old Taoist appeared in front of him four years ago, and hurriedly kowtowed: "The master is above, and the disciple is polite."
The disciple Li Fengzi wished the master and ancestor blessings such as the East China Sea, longevity than Nanshan, and the Tao was diligent, and he ascended to heaven as soon as possible.
He cursed viciously in his stomach: "You old guy die early, scare me behind the master, you old guy still think you are a beauty, I don't have that interest in touching you, unless you touch a hundred taels, no, a thousand taels of silver is about the same." ” Chen Songzi laughed, took a sip of wine with the red gourd in his hand, and said: "Okay, good, good, I didn't expect Longzi to do a great thing, and found such a good apprentice grandson for me, hehe, this time it's my Chen Laodao who took the lead, and all the four generations of people in the future will call you senior brother, well, this is a little bit of the ancestor's gadget, you can take it and play with it."
That Vermilion Bird is too powerful, don't show it in front of people when you can't manipulate him as you wish.
With a flip of his palm, a small silver sword as long as a little finger, as thin as an earthworm, and constantly twisting and beating like a spirit snake appeared in his hand.
He snatched the small sword from Chen Songzi's hand and stuffed it into his sleeve cage casually.
He smiled and said, "Sure enough, the master still understands the apprentice and me."
In his heart, he was warning himself: "Obediently in the winter, the two stinky Taoist priests of Evil Yuezi and Gu Lingzi just said that my Vermilion Bird Yue is too powerful, and this old guy found a flying sword that looks full of spirituality for me, and he knows everything, but I don't know if he knows about the fact that I emptied the prefect of Xi'an Mansion the night before yesterday." ” Li Feng looked at Chen Songzi with a blank eye, Chen Songzi looked Li Feng up and down carefully, and said with a smile: "Those little Taoist priests, if you want to be lazy, you will not hesitate to cultivate my little apprentices here, hehe, hurry up and teach them a good lesson tomorrow."
Pull out the seedlings to help them grow, the wise don't do it, little grandson, are you asking what those teachers and uncles are doing, aren't they?"
Li Feng nodded, and said frankly: "It looks like a group of crazy people, my name Li Fengzi, just forget it for them." ” Chen Songzi laughed, shook his head, took a sip of wine and said: "Ha, that Chichengzi nephew, hehe, I saw a little monkey washing the neighbors one night, and I was afraid of being robbed, so I put all my belongings on me."
He glanced at the extremely embarrassing Li Feng, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, cultivators, just do it as you like."
You just went to steal a tiger whip, and it's not a big deal, did you take it away, I blame you for it, you can't even cut off the kitten's root if you don't have a tiger whip medicine."
The kitten, who was upright and easy to muster up the courage to go out with the strong wind, heard Chen Songzi's words, and was so frightened that he let out an oh, and desperately fled towards the back mountain with his tail between his legs, and it seemed that he would never dare to show his head in three or five days.
Chen Songzi smiled strangely, glanced at Li Feng and said, "If you want to talk about other masters, what do you think they are doing?"
Li Feng simply said according to his own judgment: "They must be suffocated after being in retreat for so long, maybe they are thinking about women."
You see those two drunken fights, they must have too much energy; Those who squat by the water in a daze must be thinking about their lover; The one who went around in circles indiscriminately must have been on fire and was almost unable to hold back; And this person who indiscriminately destroyed the woods of Qingyunping, it should be the brain of the spirit worm, and he is about to go crazy."
Chen Songzi squirted out a mouthful of wine, and he finally understood why Xiao Longzi was so angry and retreated by his few words.
Chen Songzi coughed a few times, and then said helplessly: "Ridiculous, ridiculous, cultivators, where is there any lust innate Yuan Yang, it has long been melted into his own golden pill."
The stimulation of the body, where can it compare to the pleasure after the spirit communicates with heaven and earth, shut up, you kid is not allowed to speak, there is no good thing to say when you open your mouth.
Those teachers and uncles of yours are enlightened. ” Li Feng was stunned, and pointed at the group of strange-acting masters and uncles with a look like a big dung, and said: "They are in the Enlightenment Drinking Enlightenment Street Gangsters Fighting in a daze Enlightenment Enlightenment Running around Enlightenment to see the leaves fall and Enlightenment is so easy, I Li Feng would have become a god a long time ago, no, maybe I will become a Taishang Laojun." ” Chen Songzi slapped Li Feng's head with a palm and shouted: "Nonsense, the name of Taishang can also be impersonated indiscriminately, hey, you say that these actions can't be enlightened, so what is enlightenment?"
Li Feng thought about it for a long time, and suddenly found that he didn't have a clear concept at all, the so-called supreme principle of heaven and earth, who knew where he was Chen Songzi shouted: "Look, this is the way."
He pointed to a hundred-legged dragon-shaped centipede more than an inch long that meandered past their feet.
Li Feng was stunned, and suddenly opened his mouth and scolded: "Damn, this thing is a thing I use to refine and disinfect powder, and I don't know how many I have used." ” Chen Songzi didn't speak, pointed to a stone beside him, and shouted, "This is also the Tao." ” Li Feng was even more dazed, and simply smashed the stone with a single punch, and scolded: "This is the Dao, then wouldn't I kill the Dao?"
Chen Songzi squatted down, grabbed a lump of black mud with one hand, and sent the mud ball to Li Feng very seriously, saying, "This is the Tao." ” Li Feng shook his head and said, "Master, what are you kidding This mud is the Tao, and the Tao is too worthless." ” Chen Songzi said seriously: "Why is the mud not the worst soil of the Tao, but it can also bloom the most beautiful flowers."
Heaven and earth grow and disappear, where is not the Tao" As if he had been bombarded by thunder, Li Feng was suddenly dumbfounded, and then he also circled around Chen Songzi quickly.
He seemed to think of something, but it was as if he was separated by a layer of cotton yarn, and he couldn't tell the difference.
I know there's something there, but I just can't see it, I can't tell you clearly.
Chen Songzi smiled, blew on the mud ball in his hand, and said softly: "All things in heaven and earth grow and disappear biochemically.
Spring flowers and autumn moon, summer wind and winter snow, flowers bloom and fall, the moon is full and the moon is missing, the wind rises and falls, and the snow melts. ” A small shoot grew out of the mud in his hand, and in just a few breaths, the bud bloomed into a beautiful red flower, swaying in the breeze.
Fierce Wind shouted loudly, "Yes. ” Chen Songzi immediately asked, "What is it?"
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Li Feng smiled: "I understand, but I haven't gotten through yet." ” Chen Songzi nodded, quickly threw the mud ball out, wiped the black palm on his Taoist robe a few times, grabbed the wine gourd and poured a sip of wine, and said, "Not bad, not bad, it's good to already understand."
It took me more than 300 years to understand my master.
Hehe, these little Taoists, let them slowly go to enlightenment, no one can help you with enlightenment.
Nowadays, many cultivators in the world only care about the pursuit of the power of the true yuan, the transformation of Jin Dan and Yuan Ying, but they often forget the cultivation of the most fundamental Dao heart, so one by one, when the final heavenly tribulation comes, they die without knowing how miserable, pitiful and sad. ” Li Feng nodded solemnly, but a pair of thief eyes looked at the gourd in Chen Songzi's hand.
Chen Songzi looked at Li Feng, then at his wine gourd, and suddenly laughed: "Little grandson also likes this hehe, the feelings are wonderful."
The master has been practicing penance for so long, and he also wants to be loose, if you want to accompany the master to drink, the master will teach you a little more.
Hehe, for example, if your master Xiao Longzi wants to learn, and the master doesn't teach him the trick of breaking the void, he can teach you, hehe, I'm angry with your master. ” Li Feng was stunned and asked, "Breaking the Void Trick sounds very powerful." ” Chen Songzi grabbed the strong wind, stuffed the gourd into his hand and said: "Haha, naturally powerful, this wine is a hundred potpourri brewed by the ancestor himself, how about you try it, this is a first-class good wine of the Yuan Sect."
Is that the secret of breaking the void is realized by the ancestor from the Tianfu Secret Book Purple Heart Sutra treasured by the Yiyuan Sect, the power of heaven and earth creation, the power is superb, what is the dead, flesh and bones are trivial, it is easy to turn over the river and the sea, and the mountains and seas are like breathing, and the gestures are followed by thousands of gods, hehe, you say it is not powerful" Li Feng frowned: "Then why don't you teach the master, your old man won't use me for experiments?"
Chen Songzi hurriedly shook his head, and said sincerely: "You are my little apprentice grandson, how could the master harm you, your master is sometimes too old-fashioned, I wish I could nest on Qingyunping for the rest of my life and not go out, and it is useless to learn the trick of breaking the void."
It's your little grandson, you want to walk the world in the future, carry forward the portal of my One Yuan Sect, and recruit disciples, this thing is used to break the enemy, defend yourself, protect your heart, and subdue demons are the best spells, so you naturally want to use it for your little grandson. ” Li Feng was angry: "You old miscellaneous hairs, your feelings have long been ready to design the master."
I said how can you teach me top-level spells, but when the time comes, I want the master to do coolies, it's okay, you'd better all have such a heart, the master doesn't hollow out your family foundation, the master is your son.
His hand quickly poked out, and his two fingers rubbed together: "Purple Heart Sutra, hehe, Master, you might as well give that thing to my disciple for my reference." ” Chen Songzi casually took out a purple arc-shaped jade talisman and handed it to Li Feng with a smile: "Wonderful, the ancestor already knew that you had said this, so this Purple Pole Heart Sutra will be temporarily handed over to you for safekeeping."
Hehe, this is the classic book of the legendary Heavenly Immortal Mansion, a wordless book of heaven, and you must practice to a certain extent before you can comprehend things.
Hehe, apprentice, you take it well, anyway, there is a ban on our Yiyuan Sect on it, and I am not afraid that others will rob it. ” Li Feng was stunned, feeling that all his actions had been planned by this old guy a long time ago.
He was so angry, and then looked at the jade talisman in his hand, in addition to the countless small lines on it composed of complex dragon and phoenix flowers and plants, and the pattern of all kinds of monsters, there was really not a word, but this palm-sized, three-point thick jade talisman looked as if he had seen the ocean at a glance, and there was a feeling of light lines, and he couldn't see the edge at a glance.
Li Feng knew that it was a treasure, so he didn't care if he had the ability to read this secret book, so he stuffed it directly into his sleeve.
However, remembering that everything was calculated by Chen Songzi, Li Feng's mood was extremely bad, so he could only take a sip of wine, and cursed in his stomach: "Old guy, you said that you have a good relationship with making wine by yourself, and I learned to drink when I was six years old, see if I don't drink all your private goods My mother, what the hell is this" A sour or not sour, bitter or not bitter, the breath of an extremely pungent liquid poured into Li Feng's mouth, Li Feng coughed, and all the wine squirted out.
Chen Songzi hurriedly snatched back his gourd, and shouted loudly: "Little grandson, if you don't know how to drink, just take a sip, this is the best wine that the ancestor collected a hundred flowers and brewed so easily, isn't it a waste for you to squirt out?"
Li Feng was stunned, just this thing that is not as good as the water, the feeling is wine, he asked a little hesitantly: "Master, when did you go up the mountain?"
Chen Songzi didn't know the intention of Li Feng's question, and said honestly: "Master, I was crossed up the mountain by your Taishizu when I was seven years old, and it has been more than 600 years ago.
Why are you asking this?"
Li Feng screamed: "No wonder your wine is so unpleasant, it smells of urine."
Feelings, the recipe of this wine-making is still passed on to you by the ancestors, you take it for granted that you brew it with a hundred flowers, this is also called wine, this is called wine, then Lao Tzu is Sanqing Daozun. ” Chen Songzi was angry, and his face turned red all of a sudden: "Nonsense, this is not wine, you look at Qingyunping, who doesn't drink the wine brewed by Shizu, this is still brewed in the Dan furnace made by Shizu's 10,000-year-old cold heart jade, which is full of aura, take a sip, you kid will live at least a hundred more years."
What kind of urine smell do you say this wine is, you kid has drunk urine. ” Li Feng jumped up completely, glared at Chen Songzi fiercely with a pair of eyes, and scolded: "Lao Tzu has really drunk urine, although he is not willing, your wine is just a smell of urine."
You old guy wait, Lao Tzu will let you understand what is really good wine.
This guy suddenly remembered some things from before, and couldn't help but rush up again with the bastard in his heart, scolding his master is old Wang Ba and the old guy, and then turned around and ran towards the peaks of the Juyuan Array, where all his stolen goods were buried.
Chen Songzi didn't think there was anything strange about Li Feng's title, after all, his cultivation was not bad, but he couldn't tolerate Li Feng saying that his wine was urine.
If what Li Feng said is true, isn't it that his own Yiyuan Sect has been drinking urine for more than a thousand years, but this is a good wine brewed according to the secret recipe of a lazy drunkard ancestor of the Yiyuan Sect, hum, it must be that the little guy doesn't know how to taste.
Chen Songzi thought of this, his heart was suddenly shocked, he shook his head, proudly raised the gourd, and took a sip carefully.
The sound of footsteps started, Li Feng ran over with a mud-stained jar, placed it firmly in front of Chen Songzi, took out the small flying sword that Chen Songzi had just given him, and cut off the mouth of the jar with a sword, and cut it away together with the mud, revealing about more than 100 catties of liquid inside.
Li Feng pointed to the slightly yellowing liquid and said, "Hundred years of Fenjiu, how about the old guy, you try what it tastes like." ” Chen Songzi took a look, a hundred years of Fenjiu, what is this is just a hundred years of fire, what is the few jars of Baihua wine that he secretly hidden, at least more than 400 years old.
However, seeing Li Feng's smug look, Chen Songzi still pouted lightly out of the psychology of caring for the juniors and giving the juniors a little face, and gently inhaled the liquid in the jar.
A shiny silver wine spring suddenly rose into the air and was injected into Chen Songzi's mouth.
Chen Songzi felt as if he had been struck by lightning, his whole body was hard, and he couldn't speak with straight eyes.
The taste of the wine, he doesn't know how to describe it at all, what kind of aftertaste, rich sauce aroma, etc., where does he know these words, he only knows, this is a good wine, supreme wine, it is indeed the best.
Swallowing it gently, the mouth was full of the aroma of wine, and then the wine seemed to be a trace of cold snow water slipping down the throat into the stomach, and then there was a feeling like a fire, rushing up from the stomach with a bang.
Chen Songzi applauded and drank: "Sure enough, it is a supreme wine."
He casually poured the wine in his gourd clean, and with a sword trick in his right hand, a fine injection of wine flew into the gourd, and he laughed: "Sure enough, it's the best, it's wonderful, compared to the master's own brewing, it's really urine, and the apprentice is really knowledgeable, hahaha." ” Chen Songzi applauded and laughed wildly here, and inadvertently carried a bit of neutrality, and the thunderous sound shook the entire Qingyunping.
Immediately, at the largest mountain peak floating in the sky, the thin head of the misty real person poked out and shouted: "Hey, old five, have you made wine again, good, good, I'll come down immediately." ” And that Huoyun real person was already flying in a red cloud, and he scolded and drank it in his mouth: "Old Five, didn't you say that all your wine has been drunk, and the new wine is still in the Dan furnace, why is there wine again today?"
Here Miao Miao and Huoyun are still on the way, Chi Chengzi, Ghost Xinzi and others over there have already set up sword light and pounced, shouting in their mouths: "Uncle Shi, you are doing well, stay a little, Uncle Miao is a drunkard, you can't let him rob it all." ” Li Feng watched in a daze as this group of moral men pounced as if a vicious dog grabbed a bone, and then, the strong wind howled in the sky.
Before Li Feng could react, he was confronted with a strong swoop, and with a buzz in his head, he was knocked unconscious, and his body was knocked seven or eight feet away.
I only saw that around the jar of wine, the sword light was whistling, the thunder was bursting, and in the sky, the thunder of more than a thousand zhang long mixed with the thunder and fire of the size of the canopy fell, slashing wildly at the surrounding woods.
When Li Feng woke up, one senior ancestor, two senior uncles, and nine senior uncles were standing in front of him neatly, looking like they were being tortured in the hall.
Chen Songzi was the first to speak, and asked very seriously: "Fengzi, where did you get this wine from and brewed it yourself, or is it, um, um, didn't Chichengzi see you grab two jars and go back to the mountain that night?"
Li Feng shook his head, which was still a little painful, and scolded: "Damn, you buns, aren't you just a jar of wine, is it worth making such a fuss Who told you to refuse to walk down the mountain, although there is little wine for a hundred years, there are countless other wines."
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Let's just talk about our neighbor Huashan Sword Sect, there are at least two hundred jars of good wine in the cellar behind the kitchen. ” Twelve pairs of small light bulbs lit up, and Miao Miao Zhenren carefully wiped a little wine from the corner of his mouth into his mouth with his fingers, and then nodded and asked like a big monkey: "Master nephew, hehe, that Huashan Sword Sect, is what Uncle Shi saw before, did that little guy open up a sect They actually have good wine there hehe, isn't it?"
Li Feng stood up and said vividly: "That's right, I didn't expect you to like drinking so much, I knew that I would empty their wine cellar."
Hmph, who told you not to go down the mountain and travel a lot, what is there under the mountain" Li Feng didn't expect that these decent cultivators would strictly abide by the precepts when they arrived at the bottom of the mountain, walking in the mountains and forests every day, and they didn't even go to inns or restaurants to eat, especially the people of the Yiyuan Sect, some people have only gone down the mountain once in hundreds of years, and they went back after grabbing two apprentices indiscriminately, where do they have too much experience The Miao Miao real person, who was the highest ranking in the audience, struck each other with his palms and shouted, "Good, wonderful."
When that little guy created a portal in Huashan, Lao Dao and I secretly saved him once.
As the saying goes, as the saying goes" Li Feng said insidiously: "The grace of dripping water should be repaid with a spring."
Especially this life-saving grace, hehe, if it weren't for Shi Bozu who saved the ancestor of those people in the Huashan faction, would they still have the Huashan Sword Sect Now, maybe it will be the Huashan Sword Sect, the Huashan Axe Sect, the Huashan Gun Sect, in short, it won't be the Huashan Sword Sect. ” Miao Zhenren nodded heavily: "Yes, that's fine."
Ghost Heart, Cang Langzi, the two of you will go out with your little nephew to run errands tonight, ah, the master is waiting for you in Qingyunping, go and come back quickly.
Don't let the master and the two uncles wait for a long time" Miao Miao didn't say what he wanted them to go out to do, but of course, what else do you think they can do That night, Li Feng took the two uncles who were thieves for the first time, and after the prodigal son punched all the Huashan sect people in the sky above the Huashan Sword Sect, the three of them rushed into the wine cellar of the Huashan faction.
The next morning, the Huashan faction was in chaos again, and in the face of the empty wine cellar, countless masters searched for a long time, and they couldn't find out how those thieves stole these old wines weighing a hundred catties per jar.
In a panic, Wei Ziqun, the head of Wei, thought of the gods and ghosts, so a vote of Huashan disciples immediately went down the mountain, arrested more than 100 monks and Taoists, and set up a water and land dojo, with a magic ceremony to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts.
For forty-nine consecutive days, the Huashan faction was very lively.
And Miao, Huoyun, and Chen Songzi praised Li Feng and them, and decided that in the future, on Qingyun Ping, all the fine wines needed by all the disciples of the Yiyuan Sect would be planned by Li Feng.
Within a month, strange things happened in the towns and cities near Huashan, and the cellars of countless inns, restaurants, and wineries were moved clean, making the common people panic, thinking that there were a thousand years of wine monsters.
In the chaos, it also attracted more than a dozen true cultivators who were determined to slay demons and eliminate demons, but the nine disciples of the One Yuan Sect shot at the same time, and the magic was extremely profound, where could they find out the slightest clue and could only shout strange one by one.
Originally, Yiyuan Sect was ready to pay the bills, but he was holding the money bag and the strong wind behind the palace, but it was a dime and a dime, and he saw that the masters and uncles were escorting the wine away, and it was a good thing that he didn't strip the vaults of those shopkeepers, where would he leave a trace of silver taels, no wonder the people talked about it.
Just because of a few nonsense words, thousands of British names in Yiyuan Sect were turned into cakes
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