"Woo, my eyes are oooh, my throat is oooh, why does my head hurt so much, big brother, I have to kneel at night, I really can't hold it."
Zhu Ren was crying pitifully there, coupled with his tattered mourning clothes, peach-like eyes, and slurred voice, as if he was about to die.
The strong and tenacious Zhu Xuan is also sitting on the bench and flutes, his head is full of blue and purple, no matter how strong his internal strength is, after all, he is still flesh and blood, and he smashed all the floor tiles in a radius of two zhang with his head melon seeds, and his head can't bear it.
Sluggishly picked up the teacup in front of him, he didn't care about the boiling water that had just been rushed, and swallowed it in one gulp.
After a long time, Zhu Xuan whispered: "Big brother, why is my head always ringing in my head, I can't do it anymore." ” Zhu Xi opened his mouth wide and panted, revealing his swollen tongue, he shook his head weakly, and said in a hoarse voice: "No, on the first day, we must make a full set, tomorrow we can call ourselves sick, and we will not go to the memorial ceremony, but not today, we just came today, and we performed very well just now, we must persevere."
Zhu Xi looked at it pitifully, his eyes were refreshing, he sat next to him and knocked on the melon seeds, and sighed: "We have to behave as filial piety as possible, and at the same time, we must flatter that Zhu Yunwen, otherwise, I'm afraid we will really have to retire in Yingtianfu." ” Li Feng spit out two pieces of melon seed shells, his right thigh was cocked on his left leg and shook slightly, he stared at a piece of carved gold pattern exposed from the roof and said: "Eh, this palace is still a big deal, all the patterns and patterns are wrapped in white satin, that is, there must be a eunuch who is lazy, otherwise how can a piece of it be exposed here, it is easy to say that it is sick and ask for leave."
The Second Highness has a high level of internal strength, and he casually messes up his pulse a little, as if he is going to die, and guarantees that he will not have to participate in the sacrifice.
Your Highness and the Third Highness, Brother Ren has a secret medicine in their hands, which can make people fake their death for half an hour, and when the time comes, they can eat half of the amount, and they can hide it from the doctor. ” Zhu Xi's spirit immediately came up, he rolled up his sleeves, and said with a smile: "That's good, let's get through today first, let others take a good look, and then we can't act."
Anyway, we've already cried and fainted more than a dozen ministers today, and I'm not afraid that they will talk about us behind our backs, and we'll at least last one more night than them, won't we?"
He looked at Zhu Ren very seriously and shouted: "Third child, whether you can hold it or not, in short, you have to perform well tonight."
Even if you really faint, that's the most ideal thing Hmph, big brother, I don't know any martial arts, I'm still strong, you are at least ten times stronger than your eldest brother, when you robbed the people's daughters, your martial arts are very powerful, and now you have to show me that ruthlessness as for the second child. ” Zhu Xi picked up the teacup and greedily drank all the tea in the cup, and then said: "Second brother, you are really in the limelight today, and you are really beautiful."
Now those ministers are not talking about the filial piety of the three princes of our Yanwang Mansion, especially if you look at the leading generals of the Beijing Division, the moment you hit the pillars of the main hall, their faces changed.
This is exactly what kills two birds with one stone, if the civil official wants to talk about our benefits, the military general will weigh your strength in his heart, which is really a good thing. ” This is the first time in Zhu Xu's life that he has praised Zhu Xu.
Zhu Xuan was also a little flustered, he could only pick up the teacup, make a gesture of drinking tea, and then said a few vaguely, what he said, he didn't figure it out himself.
Zhu Xi slapped his palm with a fan and looked at Li Feng: "Director Li, look, that kid Yun Wen, will he do something to us?"
Li Feng sneered: "He doesn't dare, if he dares to do a black hand, it will force the prince to rebel."
The imperial grandson is not so stupid, and the people around him are not so stupid.
However, if I were that Fang Xiaoru, I would ask the imperial grandson to order a few people to stay in Beijing to accompany him.
Damn, why didn't you slap that Fang Xiaoru's head in the first place?"
Zhu Xi sighed: "At that time, I was afraid of arousing the anger of the world's scholars, but now that I think about it, it is really better to kill him with a knife."
Anyway, at that time, all the people at the scene were dead, who could have known that it was we who did it and left Fang Xiaoru now, he must have guessed that it was our Yan Wangfu who did it to his grandfather, and he still didn't count us, alas, it was troublesome.
But now we can't kill him, he is now an auxiliary minister, if we kill him, as soon as Jingshi is under martial law, we will have no way to leave. ” Li Feng muttered to himself: "If you just want to leave the Jingshi, there are many means.
The best thing is to coax the imperial grandson to believe that the Yan Wangfu is respectful and well-intentioned to him, and then he will naturally let us go.
The way in the middle is to buy a few cronies around the imperial grandson and trick the imperial grandson into letting us leave.
The worst way is to violate the edict, we secretly leave the Beijing Division, the Yangtze River is next to us, we go down the water, and the Sailor can't catch up with us. ” Zhu Xuan thought about it, shook his head and sighed: "The best strategy is not good, my father's strength is there, it is difficult for Yun Wen to rest assured, not to mention that there are Fang Xiaoru and Huang Zicheng who are by their side to pinch him."
The strategy is even worse, if we leave without permission, I am afraid that the forbidden army will be killed to the Yanwang Mansion, and if we violate the edict, it will be a rebellion.
Come to think of it, or " Zhu Xi said coldly: "Send out several groups of Tenglong spies from Ying Tianfu, let them use all the gold and silver they have on hand to buy off those ministers and eunuchs trusted by Yun Wen, and by the way, divide the relationship between Huang Zicheng, Qi Tai, and Fang Xiaoru."
At the same time, he ordered those ministers who were inclined to our Yanwang Mansion to wait until the time was right to write a unified book, and they would make up nice words, in short, to exert pressure so that we could leave smoothly. ” Xiao Lizi nodded, didn't say a word, and just went out.
He found the old eunuch who was patrolling outside and told him what Zhu Xi meant.
The old eunuch Yin immediately sent a signal to summon the dragon spy in the palace, and in just a quarter of an hour, a few sneaky black shadows connected with the old eunuch Yin, and left as if nothing had happened.
Through the dim light, you can barely see that it is a brocade-clothed guard Qianhu, a high-ranking celebrant eunuch in Ouchi, a gray-haired old imperial doctor, and a few people in official uniforms.
The room was quiet, everyone was carefully thinking about something, only Ren Tianlin was alone shaking his fan, shaking his head and standing at the door, as if admiring the palace at night.
The sound of footsteps came, and the roar of the kitten outside could be heard: "What are you doing, get out, or Grandpa, I will kill you with a fist."
As soon as the words fell, the ground trembled slightly, and it seemed that the kitten had smashed the iron rod on the ground again.
A strange smile appeared on their faces, and in the afternoon, the kitten tied the chicken bone rack he had eaten to the belt of a high-ranking minister, and the matter immediately spread widely in the palace.
The Chinese rumors are ruthless, and after a while, there are more than a dozen versions of this matter, and the heavy minister himself is even more frightened, becoming the first minister to faint in the afternoon.
Only Zhu Xi and the others knew how the chicken bone rack came from.
A snorting voice sounded: "This uncle, we are from the palace dining room, and this is a dinner for all the princes." ” The kitten exclaimed excitedly: "Meat, come in quickly, come in, quack, meat, meat."
He was the first to push aside Ren Tianlin, strode in with his stick, and then greeted Li Feng: "Fengzi, dinner is coming, eat meat." ” Zhu Xi and the others were also hungry and stood up one after another.
After all, after tossing for an afternoon, the physical and mental consumption is too great, how can you withstand the little eunuchs without eating, carefully put the big bowl in the warm box on the table, and then uncover the lid.
These little eunuchs said respectfully: "Princes, please use it slowly, Gonggong An has ordered, your accompanying guards can go back to the residence to eat, and there is also food and drink prepared over there."
There can't be too many idle people in the palace, so you can't let them in. ” The kitten was already howling madly, he twisted the head of a little eunuch with one hand, lifted him up, put it in front of him and roared: "What kind of meat are you doing, how can the meat be rice and tofu" The kitten has already eaten up the meat in the bag on his waist, and now the stomach is full of clear water, and it is not good to eat a good meal, how can he survive Zhu Xuan and Zhu Ren looked at the food in front of them, and they also had an urge to kill.
Zhu Ren directly pulled out a dagger in the barrel of his boots, waved it and slashed at those little eunuchs, cursing in his mouth: "A group of dead minions, dare to give us such dog food to eat, you are so bold, dare to tease our son of Yanwangfu, I will not split you, I will not be surnamed Zhu." ” Several little eunuchs fled in horror, shouting wildly: "Your Highness, this is the rule of the palace, not on our purpose."
And the little eunuch who was twisted up by the kitten had already fainted in fright.
There was a loud bang, and the sound of angry curses and the frightened cries of those little eunuchs came from the dozen or so rooms nearby.
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Li Feng and they rushed out to take a look, and sure enough, the little eunuchs who delivered food were all beaten out by the princes in the room and several guards accompanying them.
A tall and fat young man with two eyes full of blue, obviously over-drunk, was frantically stepping on the stomach of a little eunuch with his feet, and roared wildly: "Let you minions know me, I am Zhu Ren, the prince of King Zhou, you dare to use tofu and old rice to fool the uncle, I won't kill you, I am raised by you." ” A young man with a sharp-beaked monkey cheek and a white beauty inlaid with a scarf on his head jumped on his feet and shouted, "Kill them for me, kill them."
Who am I I Ning Wang Shizi Zhu Zhi is angry with me, angry with me, such garbage, the most lowly people will not eat it, when have I ever eaten something like this that dogs don't eat for me to kill them, what is it, I will be responsible. ” That Zhu Zhi may have been dizzy, he gritted his teeth and snatched the sword of a large internal guard next to him, and stabbed a little eunuch in the chest.
The little eunuch suddenly let out a miserable howl, and a fountain of blood appeared in his heart, and he fell to the ground.
When Zhu Ren saw the blood, he was also excited for a while, he waved his dagger and shouted loudly: "You minions, fucking dare to use this kind of rough ghost thing to fool Your Highness and me, have you touched your head, damn, stand up for me, let me stab you to death."
"He has a lot of fists and kicks, and he is young, how can those little eunuchs outrun him, and suddenly two little eunuchs were caught up by him, and two daggers opened two big wounds on their bodies.
The entire side courtyard used to house these sons suddenly became noisy.
Which of these descendants of the Zhu family regards human life as a matter Seeing that their cousins had already begun to start, they were all arrogant to the extreme, snatching the knives and guns of the guards in the courtyard, and slashing and killing those little eunuchs.
Those internal guards don't see it well, and they are running around one by one, where do they dare to provoke these dragon sons and grandsons of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Xi was also full of iron, standing on the steps at the door of the house and howling in his throat: "Kill me, kill these lawless minions."
We came all the way to mourn the emperor, and they dared to use this and this kind of pig food to deal with us and kill me.
Without saying anything, Zhu Xi ignored the taboo of the Ming Dynasty and scolded a pig word.
For a while, dozens of princes were angry at the same time, the light of swords and guns flashed, and more than two dozen little eunuchs had fallen to the ground screaming.
A vote of eunuchs and guards suddenly rushed into the courtyard, and the chief administrator of the inner house, Gonggong An, ran in with a blue face, and screamed: "Princes, princes, be merciful."
What's the problem, tell the old slave, I'll kill this group of unreasonable little bastards, don't stain the hands of your sons.
The old eunuch An was angry in his heart: "What the hell did you Huang Zicheng come up with, you asked this group of unworthy uncles to go to their residences, they can do whatever they like, and let them gather in the palace to rest, isn't this making trouble for my father-in-law?"
Sure enough, as soon as this meal was delivered, it turned upside down.
The thousand households of the forbidden army with five hundred guards guarding the side courtyard where the princes lived, ran to him sweating and told him that he was in a hurry, and the old eunuch An was so angry that he almost knocked out all his teeth with a slap.
What's going on, the manpower of the entire palace is not enough now, if these princes kill those two or three hundred little eunuchs, where will they find someone temporarily hurried over, and saw the little eunuchs howling miserably and struggling under the knives and guns, the old eunuch An was distressed.
These little eunuchs were originally those particularly clever candidates, and they were ready to cultivate them, that is, they saw that they could do things, so they were sent to serve these princes, who knew that they would still cause trouble.
That Zhou Shizi Zhu Ren rushed forward a few steps, his fat body suddenly stopped in front of the old eunuch An, he saliva sprayed wildly and pointed at the old eunuch An's nose and scolded: "Old immortal, you are teasing the prince of the world, you sent it, what kind of rice tofu, old rice, that rice is still yellow, how much silver taels have you fucking embezzled, dare to use this kind of dog not to eat, pour into the gutter is dirty things to fool us, call me Dali Temple Siqing, I want to sue this old dog." ” More than a dozen princes rushed up, pointing at the old eunuch An is a wild scolding, and then crazy curses and personal threats, for example, the prince of Naning Wang said well: "Don't look at what kind of palace manager you are, that is, a dog of our Zhu family, understand that if you don't dare to tease us as the princes, we will make your whole family unhappy, and send some people to copy your whole family." ” The old eunuch An was so angry that he was trembling, the green tendons on his head jumped and jumped, and his heart was full of anger, and he wanted to kill someone.
But he understands that he can't say a single ruthless word, otherwise these sons will definitely do it.
With an order, they can send some outlaws recruited in the palace at will, and they can make themselves in great trouble.
Especially when they are right, he is just a dog of the Zhu family, and the new emperor Zhu Yunwen probably has no heart to protect himself, as long as these sons jointly file a lawsuit, no matter how much credit and hard work he has, it will be a fateless end.
Lowering his eyebrows and lowering his head, the old eunuch An forcibly endured the anger and humiliation in his heart, and asked respectfully: "Ladies and gentlemen, what is wrong with the old slave, you must change it well." ” King Shizi of Zhou slapped the old eunuch An in the face, and he sneered: "Don't talk more to you old dog, Shizi, I have to eat a pair of bear paws, three old ginseng of Changbai Mountain, and a June deer fetus stewed in human milk every day."
Dinner is so-so, you can get me two wild dragons, three colorful koi carp, and a two-year-old three-month-old golden monkey to eat monkey brains. ” The old eunuch An suddenly realized that these sons of the world thought that the food was too poor.
He reluctantly raised his head and explained in a low voice: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's not that the old slave embezzles silver taels and doesn't give you the prepared food, it's really according to the ancestral system, during the emperor's funeral, everyone can only eat old rice and soaked tofu, the people are like this, and the royal family is like this, the ancestral rules, those luxurious diets, that's":