Lin Xiao looked at the fat man blankly.
The fat man looked at Lin Xiao drunkenly, and exclaimed: "Brother, your long hair is really good, tsk, your skin and flesh are smooth and smooth, how can you look like a big girl, you can tell me how much income you can earn by running naked like this once and playing performance art once."
Lin Xiao continued to look at the fat man blankly, and the wordy fat man muttered these words, but Lin Xiao didn't understand a word.
A strong wind blew on the river, and the dark clouds in the sky gradually dispersed, revealing a round of moon.
The blue and white moonlight shone down, and in the small forest, which had been washed clean by a shower, the branches and leaves seemed to be light, and a very faint halo shrouded the branches and leaves.
Lin Xiao looked up at the moonlit sky, the strong wind was pushing away the dark clouds, and a line of dark clouds retreated towards the sky as fast as a galloping horse, and on the avenue by the river not far away, there was once again the noise and cheers of the people.
Several steamers in the center of the river slowly sailed by, and the sound of a thick whistle sounded, crushing the reflection of the bright moon in the center of the river and shattering into a sparkling river.
Looking up to the sky with a long sigh, Lin Xiao stood up and instinctively reached out and touched his fingers.
The storage ring on his finger had been shattered, and there was only a faint mark on his finger.
Lin Xiao was stunned, he originally wanted to take out a robe to cover his body, he lowered his head, and looked at his fingers helplessly.
The river breeze blew, and Lin Xiao suddenly felt that the wind was very cold and cool.
Lin Xiao turned his head and looked at the bald fat man with a red face; The bald fat man poured the last bit of wine in the wine bottle into his mouth, looked at Lin Xiaole happily and said: "Brother, what a tsk, why do you keep touching your fingers, why did you lose your wedding ring, congratulations, congratulations, your wife will ask you to kneel on the motherboard when she goes back, or bs Lin Xiao shook his head stupidly, and he made a mark in his right hand, just waiting to invite the clouds to fly away."
The body is empty.
The true yuan couldn't be extracted at all, and the dirty and thin aura from the outside world didn't obey it, and a little bit of extremely light water vapor flashed under Lin Xiao's feet, and it disappeared very simply.
Lin Xiao was stunned.
He stomped his feet on the ground hard, and shouted: "Escape" Lin Xiao, who wanted to use earth escape to escape from the embarrassing situation now, stamped a small dirt pit on the ground, and he was naked, still standing in front of the bald fat man with a strange face.
"Oh my God" The bald fat man patted his head, shook his head and sighed: "Brother, you read the novel and read it confused, don't you stomp your feet with your orchid fingers and escape, where can you be when you are a Tuxing Sun Nengtu."
Meeting is fate, pig's head, I rarely do a good thing, well, find you a dress to wear" The fat man burped, patted his round belly, and the white waves rolled around his belly, he staggered around and walked towards the exit of the grove, waving his hand as he walked: "Brother, squat there honestly, don't show your head."
It's full of beautiful little girls.
You're swinging that thing around, and be careful that you're really invited to tea by the police uncle."
The fat man's words, Lin Xiao still didn't understand.
But he at least understood: there were beautiful little girls everywhere Lin Shan has taught Lin Xiao with various ethics and righteousness since he was a child, so that Lin Xiao has developed a little fantatious temper.
There are many little girls near here, Lin Xiao himself heard it, and not far away, the voices of many women chattering came.
Lin Xiao honestly held his head in his hands and squatted in the bushes under a flower tree.
Lin Xiao looked at the fat man's back pitifully, hoping that he could come back with some clothes as soon as possible.
A cool breeze slipped through Lin Xiao's step.
Lin Xiao unnaturally put his legs together, and sighed with great resentment.
"God, what the hell is going on here, where is it" Lin Xiao took a deep breath again, and there was still no reaction in the empty dantian.
He extracted the aura from the outside world according to Xuanwu Bao's mental method, and the turbid, with an indescribable smell of spiritual energy poured into Lin Xiao's body, Lin Xiao's clean and only a piece of pure flesh and blood was left The body spasmed violently, like a loach caught from the water, Lin Xiao's body twitched violently, and he opened his mouth.
Wow wow, retching.
Traces of water squirted out of his mouth with white foam.
Lin Xiao never knew that there would be such a magical heaven and earth aura in the world that almost smoked a Jindan stage monk to death "Pigs.
Pig, I'm a pig's head Woo, Woo" accompanied by a strange singing, the bald fat man carried a pair of pants in his left hand, waved a TSHRT in his right hand, and a pair of plastic slippers hanging from his belt, and walked back to the grove slowly.
Far away, the fat man threw his clothes at Lin Xiao, and he shouted with a smile: "Brother, fortunately there is a shopping mall next to it, otherwise, you have to wait for a while longer, I don't know what your size is, so I didn't buy you underwear, you just make do with it."
Lin Xiao was carrying the colorful green beach pants and the big red and green Hawaiian-style T-shirt.
Look at the oddly shaped flip-flops.
Shocked, he asked, "The clothes."
Can I wear it?"
The fat man rolled his eyes.
Angrily said: "I can wear it."
How can I not wear it to you to see.
Isn't that nice to wear, though?
I'm just wearing an extra pair of panties than you," the fat man simply pulled off his shorts.
A pair of ragged boxers with several large holes on them were revealed.
The river breeze blows.
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The wide trousers swayed in the night breeze.
The fat man actually has a bit of a charming style.
Lin Xiaodi's body trembled.
He pondered left and right for a while.
Thinking that it is better to have a cloth to wrap the vital points of the body than to come.
Lin Xiao was dressed as a reference to the fat man.
Dress up a set of shorts, short sleeves and slippers.
"Good boy.
People are clearing and dealing with bargains.
The three pieces together only cost me twenty-eight dollars and five cents.
How to wear it on him.
There is such a different taste, in the end, he is too handsome.
Or a pig's head, I'm too ugly," the bald fat man looked at Lin Xiao, who was neatly dressed.
Not earthy, a ray of anger appeared in his little eyes, this is jealousy, this is anger, this is resentment, "God."
Why can't you make me handsome," the fat man suddenly raised his head to the sky and shouted. almost scared Lin Xiao to jump.
I have to say.
This clearance price reduction deals with bargains.
Once it came to Lin Xiaodi.
It's a little more different.
Tall and handsome, Lin Xiao put on this casual lichen.
But he just wore a high-end suit temperament.
His bun spread out.
The jet-black and shiny length hung down to the waist.
The river breeze blows.
Long Fly.
The silk brushed through the hole on Lin Xiaojun's ground.
It has a great visual impact, and this is a perfect statue of a god by a master.
And not a living person.
The fat man looked at Lin Xiao blankly for a while.
Suddenly looked up to the sky and sighed: "If the pig's head can be made into a film."
You're the best candidate for the main character, huh.
But.
You're so handsome.
If you don't add a bit of erotic plot to it.
I can't stand your good skin," he shook his head.
The fat man snapped his fingers.
Said loudly: "Brother."
No one to drink with me today.
It's better for us to get together at a table and meet each other.
I don't think you're a bad person.
It doesn't seem to be a stupid maniac.
Why are you running around naked?"
A few minutes later.
Lin Xiao and the fat man were already sitting at a table by the river.
Looking at the night view of the glorious lights on the other side of the river.
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Watch the river cruise ship shuttling back and forth.
Drink a mellow stout.
Eating exotic sauerkraut sausages.
The bald fat man gulped down his beer.
Incoherently rambling.
Lin Xiao looked at the surrounding scenery expressionlessly.
I wondered how I got here.
That beer and sausages.
Lin Xiao didn't want to touch it at all.
In the materials used to make these wines, food, and materials.
It was also mixed with weird impurities that made Lin Xiao unbearable.
Just smell that from afar.
Lin Xiao almost didn't throw up.
Seeing that the bald fat man had eaten three stout beers in a very short period of time, and swallowed two plates of sausages and a fried pig's trotter noodles into his stomach without changing color, Lin Xiao couldn't help but nod the amount of food this guy eats.
It's really worthy of his size.
The fragrant wind wafted by, and several girls wearing small camisoles and small hot pants tightly wrapped in eggs walked past the table of the two with a smile.
Lin Xiao looked at his nose and nose, and pressed his hands on his knees in a regular manner, not daring to look at the large patches of bare white skin on those girls.
The bald fat man patted Lin Xiao's shoulder hard, and said with a smile: "Brother, look, the girl in the blue suspender is called a wonderful swaying posture."
This white and delightful person."
Lin Xiao opened his eyes. said to the bald fat man very seriously: "This fellow Daoist, don't look at the so-called indecent manners.
Don't you even know the truth of this sage" Lin Xiao looked at the fat man, and was a little disapproving: This bald Taoist friend wants to be a Buddhist monk, although there is no precept scar on the top of his head, and he has violated countless precepts by eating meat and drinking alcohol, but he is an ancient Taoist hot intestine and bold by nature.
It's just that even if a Buddhist monk doesn't wear a precept scar and eats meat and drinks alcohol, these precepts can be committed, but only one fornication vow can never be touched.
Shaking his head gently, Lin Xiao said earnestly to the bald fat man: "Fellow Daoist, although your cultivation is low" Lin Xiao once again looked at the bald fat man with enough energy to look at him, yes, he has no cultivation at all, but he is a bald head, in Lin Xiaodi's cognition, only Buddhist cultivation in Buddhism will be bald.
This bald fat man has no cultivation at all, maybe it has something to do with the poor quality of the aura in this world Lin Xiao sighed: "But, after all, Daoyou is a person in Buddhism, and it is just a matter of eating meat and drinking wine.
If you break the pure yang body, there should be a great obstacle to the future cultivation of Dao friends. ” With a piece of fried crispy pork skin in his mouth, the bald fat man looked at Lin Xiao blankly, and suddenly, a burst of hysterical laughter erupted from the fat man's oily mouth, and with it, there were large mouthfuls of beer and pork crumbs.
The beer choked on the pig's throat, and the pig's head laughed and coughed violently, his chubby white skin soon turned red, and his already red lips were even more purple.
The fat man slapped his thighs hard, but he accidentally used too much force, and the slap made a crisp sound on his thighs, and the fat man let out a sharp howl while bursting with laughter, and his face was twisted in pain.
On this riverside avenue, there are several bars and restaurants, and there are more than 100 tables scattered in the open air.
The fat man's hysterical laughter and screams made the surrounding tourists look sideways, and everyone watched, Lin Xiao's face soon became purple and swollen, and the smooth plastic bench also seemed to grow sharp barbs, Lin Xiao's grinding on the bench, his head slowly lowered slowly, and his head was almost buried between his legs.
The fat man laughed for a long time, and then leaned back comfortably in his chair.
His hands slapped his fat belly, splashing layers of white flesh, and said happily: "Brother, if you read the novel, the bald person who was poisoned must be a monk, and the makeup must be a woman, and the woman's must be a man.
I can wear a bra and a woman, and I can flatten my breasts, and I can also wear a suit and pretend to be a man, tsk, I look like a monk?"
The fat man patted his bald head, touched the flesh of his cheeks that were about to fall under his neck, and pulled the huge earlobes under his ears, the fat man grinned and showed a smug smile: "But."
I have a brother who said that if I find a lotus platform to sit on, I can also pretend to be the Huangmei Old Buddha Land of Xiaoxitian."
"Yellow Eyebrow Old Buddha" Lin Xiao was stunned, looked carefully left and right, and now the attention of the tourists around him was no longer on him, so he raised his head and asked curiously: "Who is the Yellow Eyebrow Old Buddha, I don't know what level of his cultivation has reached?"
"Uh" The fat man paused for a moment, then laughed happily again.
He picked up a beer glass the size of a human head, drank a little bit of beer from the glass, and then snapped his fingers to summon a dark-skinned clerk.
Stretched out his right palm, gestured out three fat thick fingers, and said with a grin: "This."
Three more times" The clerk smiled, took away the empty wine glasses on the table, and quickly brought three beers.
The fat man picked up a glass of beer and drank half a cup greedily, then he burped, looked at Lin Xiaole with wandering eyes and said, "Huangmei old Buddha."
That's a great master, that's the first master of the Western Buddha realm Maitreya Old Buddha sat down, in short, it's a great master, he has a congenital seed bag, a golden bowl, and the most can catch people and take people," the fat man muttered, and boasted about the plot of the Huangmei Old Buddha and Lin Xiao in the Journey to the West.
Lin Xiao was stunned by the fat man.
Accompanied by the fat man's narration, Lin Xiao kept sighing with emotion: "I see, so it is, the yellow-eyed old Buddha is powerful, can you introduce one or two to Lin Xiao" Lin Xiao looked at the fat man eagerly, only hoping that the fat man could introduce a few masters of the cultivation world for himself.
He asked where the earth was.
How can I return to Black Sand Star?
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For Ao Xue's safety, Lin Xiao was not worried.
He pondered.
He himself is just a cultivator in the Jindan period, and he can somehow get out of the forbidden immortal array, Ao Xue and Shen Xiaobai's cultivation is countless times higher than himself, can't he cope with a small forbidden immortal array Lin Xiao now has a headache, it's just how to go back to Black Sand Star.
The information left to him by the Lord of the Fallen Realm also contains no information about Earth.
This planet should be extremely remote, so remote that such a great supernatural power as the Lord of the Fallen Realm doesn't know its existence.
Lin Xiao also had a rare opportunity to become smarter, and knew that the most direct and best way to find a way out of here was to find a cultivator on this planet The fat man's brain had been burned by alcohol, he snorted a few vaguely, his two thick arms waved indiscriminately, and promised loudly: "I will take you to meet a few of my brothers tomorrow, this is not a yellow-eyed old Buddha, what do you want to listen to, the great immortal who divides the river and the sea, the monk who collects yin and supplements yang, and the Taoist who cultivates yin and yang, uh, there are a large number of them, and I guarantee that you are satisfied hehe, hey, hey, hey, hey The fat man had drunk too much, and he was still sitting upright in front of Lin Xiao, but his two eyeballs had lost focus.
He smiled at Lin Xiao in a daze: "I guarantee that you are satisfied, hehe, brother, you come to this place tomorrow to find me, Gaga, I will introduce you to a few of my friends" With a long sigh, the fat man looked up to the sky and sighed: "It's not a lady to meet people, a playful dog was arrested by the police uncle and went to the bureau to drink tea; A gallstone was caught by his wife and hung in the water; A person who has kidney stones, is desperately pouring water and jumping, trying to pull the stones out, damn, and is not afraid of breaking the urethra, well, and a few have encountered some strange problems, alas, lonely, I want to pull someone out to drink with no one, do you really want to force me to find a woman":