Lin Xiao stared blankly at the chaotic scene in front of him, his mouth opened wide, and his eyes bulged out like frog eyes.
He was about to say something or do something, when suddenly his legs tightened, and the little girl who had been teasing him for a long time had already pounced on his legs, and hugged Lin Xiao's thighs tightly with both hands.
Her friend was knocked over by Lin Xiao's friend and crawled all over the ground moaning, Xiao Bei's heart felt unspeakably uncomfortable.
She didn't know why she was hugging Lin Xiao, but she just hugged him and cried loudly.
The bald fat man grabbed Lin Xiao's hand and shouted hurriedly: "Brother, the wind is tight,, Uncle Police is coming, this place is a sensitive place, I don't know how many Uncle Police are walking around here every day Alas, girl, what are you doing with your arms around our brother" The bald fat man did not hesitate to pity the jade, slapped Xiao Bei's head, and shouted: "Let go, he's not a big beauty, what are you doing with your arms around his thighs" Xiao Bei closed her eyes, screamed in her mouth, and hugged Lin Xiao's thighs tightly with both hands.
Lin Xiao also roughly knew that the police uncle was a colleague of the government officials, and he was not interested in going to the official mansion on Earth to fight a lawsuit.
He moved his legs a little eagerly and wanted to escape with the bald fat man, but Xiao Bei's arms wrapped around him, Lin Xiao was afraid that he would hurt Xiao Bei's arm too hard, so he could only look at the bald head helplessly, and said urgently: "What should I do, what should I do, what should I do" Xiao Bei suddenly raised her head, opened her small mouth, revealing a sharp little silver tooth, and bit Lin Xiao's thigh viciously.
Lin Xiaodi's thigh muscles are as tough as a steel wire.
Xiao Bei bit down, Lin Xiao's leg muscles instinctively flicked and shook, and after a few snaps, Xiao Bei's teeth were shaken loose, blood flowed down the gums, and a wisp of blood seeped out from the corner of the mouth, but the corners of the mouth were cracked.
Xiao Bei only felt a pain in her teeth, and her jaw was also shocked and dislocated, she looked at Lin Xiao with grievances and annoyance.
Tears were pouring down, and the sound of ah, ah, ah, kept coming out of his mouth.
"Oh, my brother, it depends on the place.
This policeman uncle is coming, and I am pure and pure, and I never go to that kind of place.
Seeing that Xiao Bei's arms were still holding Lin Xiao's thighs, the bald fat man looked up to the sky and sighed: "Today Lao Tzu wants to destroy flowers with his hot hands" He grabbed the suspender of Xiao Bei's sundress with one hand, and shouted loudly: "Niu'er, your skirt is leaking" Xiao Bei let out a scream, instinctively withdrawing her hands and wrapping her arms around her skirt.
The bald fat man let go of his hand, grabbed Lin Xiao's arm, and fled out of the bar with him in embarrassment, but happened to pass by several men who were described as sleek and dressed in mutations.
The bald fat man looked at his nose and nose, and pulled Lin Xiao all the way without squinting to run past the men, and ran out for more than ten meters, and then muttered in a low voice: "Ouch, fortunately, I have a kind face, and my uncle doesn't look at me when I see no police."
I'll just walk out with you, tsk, I'm kind Lin Xiao glanced back, and just saw the fat guy with a ponytail on his head and a ponytail bravely facing those plainclothes policemen.
While tugging and pulling with the plainclothes guys, the guy shouted loudly: "Brothers flash that I have experience, I'll deal with them" Lin Xiao looked at the bald fat man in surprise and asked, "What experience does he have?"
The bald fat man sneered without looking back: "He has the experience of being caught by the police uncle to drink tea, brother."
How can you be so embarrassed by a little girl, you are a man, you are a big man, how can you be so embarrassed by a woman" Lin Xiao opened his mouth and didn't say anything.
The bald fat man looked back at Lin Xiao, shook his head and sighed: "I really drank too much yesterday, I will actually take a big man back to my pig's nest."
Well, if not, let's find a place, let's talk well and see if you look good, if you go to be a duck.
It will definitely be popular all over the world.
No, you can still be a movie star, how did you end up running naked on the street like this?"
Lin Xiao was silent.
He looked at the fat man. said lightly: "My origin."
Actually, it's already been told to you. ” Answer Lin Xiaodi.
It's a middle finger of the old earth.
The bald fat man crooked his eyes and sneered at Lin Xiao: "You are really stupid, I will believe that you are a fairy brother, I call you big brother, you will be sober and sober, I see that you are not mentally ill."
Why do you keep thinking about those flying things, even if I am a pig's head, I rely on this thing to eat.
But it's not as poisoned as you."
Lin Xiao was made a nameless fire by the bald fat man's strange gaze and contemptuous tone.
Just now I was in the bar and smashed the wine bottle, and the evil fire came out of my heart again.
Lin Xiao sneered.
Just looking for something to vent on.
Suddenly a bare fat man ran from behind.
Behind them.
Chased five or six plainclothes policemen.
Lin Xiao snorted coldly.
He looked at a waist-thick plane tree on the side of the road.
Suddenly, he flew up and swept towards the tree.
There was a muffled sound.
A long stretch of tree trunk was swept into countless sawdust and scattered.
The trunk of the tree fell long with a canopy.
Stopped the plainclothes who were chasing after him.
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A wave of flesh rolled on the bald fat man's body.
Lin Xiao looked at him lightly.
He said coldly, "I am."
Cultivators" The bald man's mouth opened wide, he took a long breath, and then exhaled it heavily.
"It's just a little bit of hard work, you say that you are a cultivator, you are a cultivator" The bald fat man rolled his eyelids, and said in a strange voice: "I really don't believe it, there are any demons and monsters in this world, you say that you are a cultivator, get me a few spells to see" Lin Xiao, whose spell golden pill was destroyed and had no true yuan, was silent for a while.
The bald fat man became proud, he smiled and said hello to a few drinking friends, and the group left the land of right and wrong quickly.
Lin Xiao followed behind the bald fat man and his party in a daze and helplessly, and he muttered in a low voice: "I."
He is indeed a cultivator Nobody paid any attention to him.
A few strange guys muttered together to discuss something, and after a while, the group finally got happy: "Cheng, don't drink, let's go singing instead" The bald fat man looked at Lin Xiao with strange eyes, and laughed in a low voice: "Cultivating your big watermelon life is the best thing to do in time."
You are so handsome and handsome, why do you make such a lifeless sigh while digging your bottom of the sea.
While transforming your personality, meeting is fate, fate, and I am also ruining people, isn't it?"
Lin Xiao suddenly shivered slightly, and a bad premonition popped up in his heart.
When Chang, Lin Xiao walked through the bald fat man's living room. accidentally kicked on an empty jar of rice wine.
The jar rolled on the ground with a few dull noises.
On the bed and on the sand, a few people lying on the ground did not react at all, only the middle-aged man known as the knife suddenly straightened his upper body from the ground, and his gray-white empty eyes glanced at Lin Xiao, and then slowly lay down his body.
Lin Xiao glanced at the knife in surprise, this man's vigilance reminded Lin Xiao of the wolves in the mountains and forests outside the Rejuvenation Valley.
His gaze was colder and more hollow than that of a lone wolf who had been expelled from the pack.
"A very interesting person," Lin Xiao said to the knife.
The breath on him.
It is similar to those murderous demon cultivators in the cultivation world, but they do not have that disturbing evil aura in their bodies, and this situation is impossible in the cultivation world.
Even the self-proclaimed bald fat man with a pig's head, Lin Xiao also had a great curiosity about him.
He occasionally goes crazy, gulps of wine, eats large pieces of meat, and curses the heavens and the earth from time to time, but he is really a layman who is messing around in the red dust Lin Xiao has understood that on the earth, not only monks shave their heads.
But the pig's head occasionally uttered a few words.
But it is like an old monk who has lived in seclusion in the mountains for a long time, and some of the subtleties of it, Lin Xiao has to spend the spirit of the old earth to barely understand it.
For example, after returning from a drunken trip to a place called a nightclub, the crazy people opened two jars of rice wine and drank until everyone was drunk.
Only then did he find a place to sleep with his head covered.
At the same time as he was drinking, the pig's head yelled and said a few words of righteousness, and Lin Xiao, who was shocked, almost bowed to the pig's head and worshipped him, he thought that this pig's head was a monk who lived in seclusion and red dust, and he was the kind of real moral person.
For example, the pig's head roars loudly when he is drunk: "The Tao is good, the Tao is very good, the name is famous."
Very famous. ” Or like: "Nature."
People also; People's hearts, machines; The way of heaven is to determine people. ” Such subtle words.
It is really a pearl of words, Lin Xiao recited silently afterwards, only to feel that his mouth is fragrant, it is really the general outline of cultivation and the mysteries of heaven and earth.
Lin Xiao looked at the bald fat man and looked at him almost with admiration.
Master, this must be a master, although the fat man deliberately behaved very obscenely, very, very shameless, but just because he could say these words, Lin Xiao felt that he must be a master but a master who was just a game red dust, deliberately rolling in the red dust Looking at the bald head lying on the bed in a big shape and snoring like thunder, Lin Xiao couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "A master is a master, even if it is a game in the world, this kind of down-to-earth spirit is also very human" The cooing sound came, and the fat man suddenly made a few farts, and the room suddenly burst into a foul smell.
Lin Xiao glanced at the fat man in horror, couldn't help but take a few steps back, shook his head, he began to have a little doubt about the identity of the fat man again, the body of a cultivator is clean and there are no impurities, but how can he make such a fart move After thinking for a while, Lin Xiao reluctantly convinced himself: this pig-headed master is really unfathomable, and every word and deed exudes a mysterious atmosphere, which is really not something that Lin Xiao can speculate about today.
Sighing, admiring this moral man in his heart, Lin Xiao quietly walked to the balcony, looking at the lights near and far, meditating and concentrating, wandering a wisp of mind in the purple mansion, the body was naturally relaxed, relaxed, the body was like a feather, which had floated into the air with the night wind.
In the dark.
Daozi opened his eyes, he glanced at Lin Xiao in surprise, lowered his head and pondered for a moment, shook his head, turned his body and fell asleep.
At that moment, the knife couldn't feel Lin Xiao's existence at all, as if there was no such person in the room.
Knife was a little surprised that Lin Xiao behaved strangely, but when he thought of the amazing scene of him sweeping a big tree with one leg, Knife felt that all this was taken for granted.
Time passed slowly.
Lin Xiao's hands changed the seal, and the blood and qi in his body flowed, slowly warming up his body.
Streams of heat are born from the middle of the world, and the air flow that is like nothing passes through the meridians.
The qi of the five elements corresponding to the five internal organs and six internal organs was puffed up, half of Lin Xiao's body became hot, and half of his body was cold and piercing, and a trace of water and fire true qi slowly emerged from his body, gradually converging in the dantian.
There were a few more traces of purple and black air flow in the empty dantian, and compared to the empty dantian, this new true qi was like a grit in the middle of the galaxy.
It's so small that it's almost non-existent.
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The turbid aura of the outside world continued to pour into Lin Xiao's body.
Lin Xiao was almost fainted by the strange smell of the aura, his body twitched for a while, his stomach churned for a while, and he almost vomited again.
Forcibly calming his mind, Lin Xiao gritted his teeth stubbornly, allowing the weak aura full of impurities and harmful energy to slowly pour into his body, which was gradually absorbed by the body and transformed into thin true qi, and integrated into the dantian bit by bit.
Lin Xiao had an illusion that every time he transformed a trace of true qi.
It's like swallowing a pound of arsenic, and the whole body is indescribably uncomfortable.
There seemed to be a stench churning out of the seven orifices, and Lin Xiao felt that he was simply cultivating in the dung pit of a latrine The conscience of heaven and earth, Lin Xiao never thought that there would be people from a planet.
Can destroy the environment of this planet so completely, what is inhaled into the body is still the aura of heaven and earth This is poisonous gas Lin Xiao felt that even if some of the erysipelas refined by the Great Luo Dan Dao were better than the heaven and earth aura of the earth, at least if they took the erysipelas of the Great Luo Dan Dao, the person would die a hundred; The aura here is, but it makes people unable to survive or die, and they are always struggling on the line of life and death.
"Perhaps, on this planet.
There will be no monasticism, if there is.
Their perseverance is too terrifying, this planet called the Earth should be a Jedi in the cultivation world."
Thoughts drift in the sea of knowledge.
Lin Xiao thought endlessly.
The moon gradually rose to the middle of the sky, midnight came, a wisp of qi overflowed from the sky, Lin Xiao moved the magic in the Xuanwu Treasure, and sucked it into the sky, and the wisp of essence fluttered into a hazy blue light into Lin Xiao's mouth.
The essence qi entered his mouth, but Lin Xiao did not feel the whole body happily when he absorbed the midnight solstice qi in the cultivation world.
A strange smell that seemed to seep into every cell, dyeing each cell with a layer of black, poured into Lin Xiao's body along the essence.
Lin Xiao opened his mouth, like a fish out of water, every muscle in his body was twitching wildly.
The body was slowly transforming that essence into its own true qi cultivation, but the poisonous energy and strong smell contained in the essence made Lin Xiao almost faint.
Lin Xiao's eyes were dark, Venus flashed wildly, and the reason why he didn't faint was because the strange smell in this wisp of essence was too heavy, which stimulated Lin Xiao's mind to be extremely sober, and he couldn't faint at all.
"Hehe brother, I had cramps on the balcony in the middle of the night, so interested" A guy who was sleeping in a daze and still had a wisp of saliva in his mouth walked to the balcony leisurely, took off his shorts casually, took out his little monk and sprayed a waterfall downstairs.
The guy slept in a daze, and while he was relieved, he breathed deeply, and muttered to himself very intoxicatedly, "Ah, what a beautiful moonlight; Ah, what good weather; Ah, how good life is; Ah, how fresh the air is, this air is really good, the greenery of this community is really good" Shaking the little monk vigorously, the guy who also hung up a bald head smiled at Lin Xiaoda, who was twitching all over, turned around stiffly like a zombie, strolled into the house, and fell to the ground with a thud.
It only took a moment for this guy to snore loudly.
The snoring sound fluctuated, like a master craftsman playing a flute, which could float out dozens of feet away with the night wind.
Lin Xiao glanced at the man numbly, speechless for a while.
This kind of air that makes Lin Xiao miserable, he actually called it fresh air So, what kind of cold sweat did the not very fresh air in these guys' mouths seep out of Lin Xiao's face and slid to the ground drop by drop.
He couldn't imagine what kind of terrible environment people on this earth were living in.
"Perhaps, I really mistook this bald fat man, it can't be a real monastic person":