Old Mu's house, second room Mrs.
Lin secretly boiled water with an old Mu teapot outside and poured it on the dead chicken that had been bled.
She and Mu Dazhong were happily plucking chicken feathers.
After a while, the feathers of a chicken were plucked cleanly.
"Daddy Goudan, what shall we do with this chicken?"
Lin asked.
"If you burn it, we will definitely not be able to use the pot.
Mom will find out, but burning it will be different.
We just need to steal some firewood and build a rack to bake it."
Mrs.
Lin was drooling next to her.
"Mom is really stupid.
When I was getting the teapot, I heard her making a fuss in the third room.
She must have thought that the chicken was stolen by the third room."
"Hehe, my mother definitely doesn't know I'm back either."
Lin and Mu Dazhong were talking to each other, and the smiles on their faces were bright and dazzling for a while.
At this moment, outside the second room, Mrs.
Mu cursed angrily: "Lin Xiaozao, you stinky bitch, tell me, did you steal the chicken?"
With just one sentence, Mu Dazhong and Lin were frightened out of their wits.
"What to do, what to do, your mother is coming" Lin said in a panic.
"How do I know what to do with this chicken and where to hide it?"
Mu Dazhong asked, holding up the chicken.
"It doesn't matter where you hide it.
Mom will know it.
It's not like you don't know her ability to rummage through things.
She can find them on the kang or in the cupboard."
While the two were discussing countermeasures, the sound of Old Mrs.
Mu kicking the door could be heard outside the house.
"Lin Xiaozao, Lin Xiaozao" Mu Xiangxiang fanned the flames and said, "Mom, if you haven't come out for so long, there must be some naughty mother.
This chicken was stolen by Lin Xiaozao."
The sound of Old Mrs.
Mu kicking at the door became louder and louder, "Lin Xiaozao, if you don't open the door, I will strip you naked at the entrance of the village today and let all the men in the village see what happens to you, a prostitute who steals things."
Mrs.
Lin was so frightened that she broke out in cold sweat.
At this moment, Mu Dazhong's eyes fell on the urine bucket in the corner that he had forgotten to empty out that morning.
"Go, pour the urine from the urine bucket into the teapot," Mu Dazhong said.
"What a piss bucket, Mu Dazhong, are you okay with your brain?"
Ms.
Lin asked.
"If you don't want to die, just do as I say."
Mrs.
Lin suppressed her nausea and actually poured her urine into the teapot.
Immediately afterwards, the plucked chicken was poured into the urine bucket together with its feathers.
Before Lin could react, Mu Dazhong pulled his pants down and sat down on the urine bucket.
Mrs.
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Lin reacted, pointed at Mu Dazhong, and said tremblingly: "You, you" "What am I?
If you don't want to die, just open the door and I will explain later."
Lin quickly went to open the door.
As soon as the door opened, Mrs.
Mu rushed in like a bandit.
When she saw Mu Dazhong, she was stunned for a moment.
Then she saw that Mu Dazhong was still squatting on the urine bucket, so she asked: "Boy, when did you come back?
Why don't you wear pants?"
"Mom, my son can't welcome you anymore.
I just came back.
My stomach hurts so bad that I pooped in the room.
Who would have thought that I accidentally splashed poop on my pants and wanted my mother-in-law to boil a pot of water for me?
Wash off the bottom" "Yes, yes, mother, the water is ready."
Mrs.
Lin shook the teapot in her hand.
Mrs.
Mu began to rummage around the house, looking in cabinets, on the kang, in corners, everywhere.
But no Could it be, it really wasn't stolen by the second roommate?
This chicken is not the third or second bedroom, who could it be?
Mrs.
Mu was about to leave when her eyes accidentally fell on the urine bucket pressed by Mu Dazhong's butt.
There seems to be some white stuff there, which looks like chicken feathers.
"Boy, move your butt away from me," Mrs.
Mu ordered.
Mu Dazhong's anus tightened, and his buttocks subconsciously lowered.
It doesn't matter if you don't let it go.
Once you let it go, your butt will almost be burned.
Originally, the water he and Mrs.
Lin used to play with was just boiling water.
Since the weather was hot, the water didn't cool down so quickly.
Mu Dazhong almost screamed, but he knew that he couldn't scream.
If he did, it would be over.
"Mom, do you think I hide my dick under my butt?"
Mu Dazhong squeezed out these words through his teeth, followed by "Bu Bu Bu" Three consecutive farts made the whole room stink.
Mrs.
Mu also rushed out in disgust.
She kept fanning her nose with her hands, trying to get rid of the smell.
Mrs.
Lin's brain was confused.
If she hadn't been holding a teapot filled with urine, she would have fallen to the ground.
"Mom, I told you, don't read it, I'm still upset," Mu Dazhong said.
Mrs.
Mu glanced at the two people in the room and refused to go in without saying anything.
"Hmph, a doghouse is a doghouse.
Dirty and smelly Lin Xiaozao, you'd better not steal my chicken.
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If I find out in the future, it will be you who did it.
Don't even think about your life."
Mrs.
Lin nodded repeatedly and bowed down in front of Mrs.
Mu.
"What mom said is true.
It's just that I didn't steal this chicken.
You've also checked it.
It's true, right?"
I think you should go to your neighbor's house and take a look.
Maybe that hen has gone to someone else's chicken coop."
Mu Dazhong also laughed: "Yes, mother, the sooner this matter is done, the better, so as not to have long nights and dreams.
If the neighbor takes it away, it will definitely not be returned to us."
Mrs.
Mu rolled her eyes and thought about it, and it made the same sense.
If someone in the family didn't steal, then it's not a thief, it must be someone from outside.
"Xiangxiang, it's true.
Let's look for it one by one.
I don't believe we can't find it."
After saying that, Mrs.
Mu led the two girls outside.
Lin and Mu Dazhong breathed a sigh of relief.
But the pain in my butt came immediately.
Mu Dazhong wanted to get away from the urine bucket, but found that his butt and the urine bucket were stuck together.
"ah" Mu Dazhong screamed, and Lin quickly squatted down.
“What’s up, what’s up” "My ass, my ass, it's almost burned to death.
Hurry up and separate the urine bucket from my ass."
Mrs.
Lin glanced at Mu Dazhong's white buttocks, and then thought of the chicken in the urine bucket.
Hurrying forward, the two of them pulled and pulled Mu Dazhong, and finally rescued Mu Dazhong.
Mu Dazhong's buttocks had been burned.
The originally white skin turned red and swollen, and most importantly, there was a handful of chicken feathers stuck to it.
"Go and get some vinegar," Mu Dazhong urged again.
"But what to do with the chicken?"
Mrs.
Lin looked at the chicken in the urine bucket with some regret.
"If you are stupid, pick it up together and pour the contents of the teapot for me too."
Mu Dazhong spent so much effort, there was absolutely no way he would let go of the chicken.
Wasn't it the one who had been in a urine bucket?
How can I say that I ate shit when I had no food to eat?
"Okay, I'll go right away, you wait," Mrs.
Lin said.
She rushed out, then stepped back after a moment.
“Daddy Goudan, you have to protect the chicken, don’t let mom find out”: