"Do you have a large brain volume?"
Jin Shiyu's pretty face flushed, stared at Zhao Haifang's chest, and sneered: "I'm afraid that some people have large brain capacity, but they are all paste; Big breasts, but it's all silicone" Zhao Haifang proudly puffed up his chest: "Never adulterated, steel-like quality assurance" “” Ding Ermiao couldn't help laughing, wanting to persuade him, but he didn't know how to speak.
"Don't be noisy" Wan Shugao stood up, looked left and right, and said: "According to the figure and measurements, the brain capacity of the two beauties should be about the same." ” "Shut up, Wan Shugao, let you be the flower messenger tonight, escort the two beauties, and travel to the underworld overnight" Ding Ermiao glared at Wan Shugao and pushed the two beauties out of the teahouse.
"I'll send them to the underworld" Wan Shugao suddenly became nervous, followed behind Ding Ermiao, and muttered: ", I've never been there, Brother Ermiao, you have to tell me about the travel strategy and precautions of the prefecture" Out of the teahouse, Ding Ermiao made an appointment with the two beauties to have dinner together in the evening, and then went camping in the suburbs.
What Zhao Haifang said is indeed a way, camping in the wild, which saves trouble and money, and only needs a tent.
Back at the hotel, Ding Ermiao was responsible for sleeping, and Wan Shugao was responsible for buying a tent and determining a camping location for the night.
At dusk, Zhao Haifang and Jin Shiyu arrived one after another, and they all changed their clothes, dressed like fairies in the moon, looking forward to life and radiating brilliance.
After the meal, the driver who was still the Feng family drove and took Ding Ermiao and others to the foot of the Red Leaf Mountain in the western suburbs.
In the bustling city of the capital, it is not easy to find a secluded place.
Only the western suburbs of Momiji Mountain are relatively suitable.
Almost east-west crosses the city area, and when you arrive at the foot of Momiji Mountain, it's ten o'clock in the evening.
At this point, it was really quiet, and there was not a single tourist in sight on the mountain.
Ding Ermiao asked the driver to wait at the bottom of the mountain, and he took two beauties with him, and asked Wan Shugao to carry the tent and find his way up the mountain.
The driver didn't know what Ding Ermiao and the others were doing up the mountain, but when he saw them with two peerless beauties and tents, he probably wanted to be crooked, and his eyes were full of envy, jealousy and hatred.
After walking for more than 20 minutes, I came to the halfway point of the mountain.
Ding Ermiao used a flashlight to shine on a flat ground on the mountainside, and said, "It's right here, it is estimated that no one will come to this place." ” Wan Shugao put down the tent panting, took a breath, and then set up the tent and covered it casually.
A simple campsite, that's it.
Ding Ermiao lit incense in the tent, drew a charm and sent a guide, and then said: "Wan Shugao, you lie in the middle, Jin Shiyu is on the left, Zhao Haifang is on the right, and they hold one of Wan Shugao's hands.
Then you will not be separated after you go down. ” "I'm lying among them and still holding their hands" Wan Shugao became obscene and said: "Okay, no problem, even if you don't wake up for a long time, I am willing to do this for the rest of my life."
"Wan Shugao, you have less crow's mouth" Ding Ermiao suddenly changed color and said: "Can you joke about anything, you are in hell for the first time, if you are restless and cranky, it will be easy to get lost by accident, you really can't come back for the rest of your life" Wan Shugao stuck out his tongue in fright, obediently shut up, and lay down on the plastic sheet in the tent.
Jin Shiyu generously lay on Wan Shugao's left side and held Wan Shugao's hand.
And Zhao Haifang just lay down, sat up again, looked at Ding Ermiao and said, "Hey, Ding Ermiao, don't take advantage of our unconscious to mess with the groping pig hands." ” "Open the ghost door to go to hell, how can you joke" Ding Ermiao couldn't cry or laugh, raised his hand to the sky, and said: "I swear, I respect the two of you more than my aunt and grandmother, if you have a little crooked mind, the sky will thunder." ” "Am I as old as your aunt and grandmother," Zhao Haifang muttered, and finally lay down and held Wan Shugao's other hand.
Ding Ermiao nodded, said all the precautions, and said: "There are no distractions, keep the realm of emptiness and self-forgetfulness, and I will send you away."
A stick of incense burned out, and the three people lying on the ground had no movement.
In fact, in this matter, Ding Ermiao could have called black and white impermanence and took them down directly.
He is now the status of the generalissimo, and black and white impermanence dares not to agree The two of them took the souls of the living to the underworld, but it would save a lot of trouble, and as soon as the soul rope was brightened, they could take Jin Shiyu and Zhao Haifang away.
But when he set off from Maoshan, Li Qingdong had an entrustment and asked Ding Ermiao to take Wanshu Gao to practice and practice.
Therefore, Ding Ermiao didn't bother, opened the altar, and let Wan Shugao go to the underworld to travel.
Otherwise, how do you go through this guy Li Qingdong has some places where his cultivation is not enough, and Ding Ermiao's arrangement can be regarded as helping Li Qingdong's disciples.
After sending away the souls of these three people, Ding Ermiao went around the tent, and then sat cross-legged in front of the tent, meditating and spitting out the old and accepting the new.
The night breeze is like water.
Before you know it, it's three o'clock in the morning.
Ding Ermiao thought that the souls of these three people were coming back, so he got up, walked a little farther away, walked back, and began to dance the sword.
A set of Tai Chi swords ended, and the swords were put into the sheath, but the three people in the tent still did not wake up.
"Why haven't you come back" Ding Ermiao was a little worried, took out the unharmed fan pendant at the south gate, and prepared to ask him to call the black and white impermanence for himself, and let the impermanence go down to take a look.
But at this moment, I saw a white figure on the west side of the tent, walking slowly.
"Who are you" Ding Ermiao was secretly surprised, why did this person appear here, and he didn't notice it at all "Passers-by."
The man replied, and stepped forward unhurriedly.
When he got closer, Ding Ermiao saw clearly.
The man was an old man of sixty or seventy years old, with gray hair, a white shirt and black trousers, and a pair of cloth shoes under his feet.
In his hand, he was carrying a cylindrical food box from the past, and he didn't know what it contained.
Ding Ermiao took two steps forward, stopped the old man in front of the tent, and said lightly: "The mountain road is rugged, and it is not easy to walk at night." ” The old man stopped, put down the food box, and brought out a plate of roast chicken, a plate of peanuts, a plate of pig ear slices, and a plate of braised fish, and placed them in front of the tent door in a dignified manner.
Then, the old man took out a pot of wine and cups and chopsticks, put them down one by one, and said, "Life is too short, and it is even more difficult. ” "What do you mean" Ding Ermiao asked, holding an umbrella in his arms, watching the old man's actions.
"It's nothing, I see these three people dying here, without any sacrifices, it's really pitiful.
So I sent some food and drinks to show my gratitude.
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