Liu Sanshui is a veteran, and what he said is still very convincing.
He Shitou nodded repeatedly and said: "Oh, brother Sanshui, I feel relieved with your words.
I must behead a few more Tatars to earn military merit."
Nowadays, martial arts are popular in today's world, and there will be another battle between Ming Dynasty and Donglu.
He Shitou doesn't have to worry about not having the chance to make contributions.
Liu Sanshui patted his shoulder and smiled meaningfully.
Look like you're doing a good job and I'm optimistic about you.
"You're tired after talking so much, I'm tired too.
Okay, let's go watch the artistic team perform."
The art team was first created in the Shence Army, and later it was well promoted.
After the reconstruction of Denglai Navy, the art team also became a good medicine to alleviate the fatigue and loneliness of Navy officers and soldiers.
Governor Zhang Kentang has always been very concerned about the content of the performances of the art team.
The plays performed by the art team are required to be lighthearted and humorous while emphasizing the idea of loyalty to the emperor and patriotism.
After all, this is an opportunity that many naval officers and soldiers face directly, and they must be utilized for publicity.
However, the school ground was already crowded when Liu Sanshui and He Shitou squeezed over.
Today's play is about Dorgon teasing a nun, which is the most popular among these plays.
After a brief introduction, the drama officially begins.
Dorgon is played by a literary and artistic team member named Chen Dachui.
The five major and three major factors in this life are extremely tall and burly.
From a distance, it looks like a black tower hill.
Coupled with his fierce appearance, it gives people a chilling feeling.
It is naturally perfect for him to play Dorgon.
As for the other leading role, Chuntao, she is played by Pan Shiliu, a popular youngster from the art team.
Pan Shiliu comes from a farmer's background, so she is very comfortable playing the role of Xiaojiabiyu.
As for the other characters, they are mostly foils, so I won’t mention them for now.
But it was said that "Dorgon" laughed loudly and waddled onto the general stage, causing waves of curses.
"The Central Plains is great.
If nothing else, the climate is much more pleasant.
When I was in Shengjing, I thought the climate was very mild, like a small Jiangnan.
Today I understand what is really good."
After the opening remarks, "Dorgon" sat down on a chair that had been arranged in advance.
"Come here, serve me tea."
A man who looked like a flag soldier immediately trotted over, nodded and handed a cup of strong tea to "Dorgon" with a bow.
"Dorgon" took the tea cup and poured it into his mouth very proudly.
But he didn't swallow it but gargled it and spit it out directly.
"This is the best old wild ginseng tea.
Others regard it as a treasure, but I only use it to rinse my mouth.
It's refreshing, refreshing, hahahahahahaha."
All the navy officers and soldiers clenched their fists, their teeth itching with hatred.
Liu Sanshui and He Shitou were no exception.
"This dog Tatar is really a waste of natural resources.
Such a good old wild ginseng is only used to make tea, but he actually uses it to rinse his mouth."
He Shitou said angrily.
"Stop talking and keep watching.
The good show is yet to come."
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Although he had seen it several times, Liu Sanshui still savored it with gusto and watched intently.
"oh."
He Shitou nodded reluctantly.
Seeing that the atmosphere was almost aroused, "Dorgon" ordered the flag soldiers beside him: "Today, the king will leave the city incognito and go for a walk in the suburbs."
The flag soldier said repeatedly: "The horses have been prepared for the prince.
I would like to ask the prince to move them."
"Dorgon" nodded with great satisfaction.
Although this is a military center, it is still acting, and it is impossible to lead the horses to the general stage.
A group of artistic team members thought about it and imitated the sound of horse hoofbeats with their voices.
Obviously no one cares about these details, everyone is paying attention to what "Dorgon" will do next.
"Dorgon" shouted loudly: "This Zhuangzi is very nice.
Surrounded by green trees and gurgling streams, it looks like a paradise."
After saying that, he took a sudden breath: "Look, even the air is fragrant."
He took out the cowhide wine bag and pulled out the cork and took a long drink.
"Haha, it's so enjoyable, so enjoyable" "Dorgon" narrowed his eyes slightly and said loudly: "These, these and these.
I don't want all the farmland.
I want to encircle all these lands and let the horses roam."
As soon as these words came out, the crowd in the audience became excited.
"Dog Tatar, why are you so arrogant?
Do you really think I have no one in the Ming Dynasty?"
"Don't let the dog Tatars be so rampant.
I will kill your whole family on August 15th this year."
"Dog Tatar, I am your ancestor" "Dorgon" turned a deaf ear to the abuse in the audience and said to himself: "The Han people are a bunch of cowardly people.
Even if I ride on their faces, I won't dare to shit.
I, the King, are just as timid as mice.
I like to see them helpless, hahahaha.”
"Dorgon" prolonged his laughter.
After stopping, he suddenly turned to the flag soldiers and asked: "Where are the women?
Where are the women?
How can there be such beautiful scenery without women?
Please send some beauties to me.
I have one day."
You can’t be without a girl, you won’t be happy without a girl.
Hahahahaha.”
"The dog tartar is nothing."
He Shitou gritted his teeth and said.
The flag soldier said with some embarrassment: "Your Majesty, my servants just searched and found that all the women in this village have fled, and there is only one nun left in a nunnery."
"Dorgon" heard this, instead of being depressed, he became excited.
"Nun is good, nun is good.
I like nuns, they have a unique flavor."
There was a lustful light in his eyes, and he said ecstatically: "Bring me this nun quickly."
"嗻" Not long after, the flag soldier left and returned, and sure enough he brought a nun.
The nun was tied up like a rice dumpling.
"Dorgon" saw the nun's beautiful face, and immediately swallowed his mouth and said: "Girl Flower, Girl Flower is very good."
The nun was not gagged, so she cursed "Dorgon" and greeted all the eighteen generations of "Dorgon"'s ancestors.
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"Dorgon" was not angry but smiled and said: "I like people with strong tempers.
Otherwise, there is no point in doing it.
Little bitch, I will let you know how powerful I am soon."
"Dorgon" rubbed his hands, walked up quickly, touched and pinched the nun's chest, and laughed wildly.
The nun dodged left and right but still couldn't escape the clutches of "Dorgon".
Dorgon saw that the opportunity was almost here and kissed him.
"Flower girl, following this king will bring you great benefits.
Just accept it."
"Dog Tartar, I will fight with you" The nun couldn't bear the humiliation and bit "Dorgon"'s ear hard.
"ah" "Dorgon" let out a scream and jumped out two or three steps.
Seeing this scene, the audience burst into applause.
"here you go" "Bite him, bite him" "Bite this dog to death" :