What if one day, a sudden rush of luck hits your head?
Probably the result, it will be like the male protagonist of a fantasy novel, casually exude the spirit of a king, and then the beauties of the country will all laugh at it Well, you're not dreaming ` The name Xiao Lei is strange.
His name is a thunderbolt.
The reason why there is no complete name is because his mother died of a heart attack when she gave birth to him, and the hospital registration shows that Xiao Lei's father should be surnamed Lei.
At present, Xiao Lei is eighteen years old, has no father and mother, and has only one "uncle", who is said to be a distant brother of his mother.
Xiao Lei has no other immediate family members, so he can only rely on such an uncle.
As for this uncle, hehe, this uncle doesn't seem to have any legitimate occupation.
They settled in a house on Temple Street in the south of the city, which is said to be the inheritance left by their mother.
As for this uncle's job, hehe.
Helping people tell fortunes, divination, and palmistry are all proficient, Zhou Yi gossip is also skilled, is there nothing to do, and he also ran with a compass to show people feng shui, and even rumored to be haunted, and saw something unclean, this uncle also put on a shoddy apricot yellow robe, mentioned a few spiritual runes, and pinched a peach wood sword to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts Well, to sum it up simply, it's just a professional god, but it seems that the old bastard really has a little ability, but he can't be regarded as a pure charlatan. is such a guy, the name is also interesting, a good modern person, what is the name "Wu Daozi".
Sin and sin, isn't this the name of the saint of ancient painting?
Fortunately, his mother left a large amount of money to support him in schooling until now.
Sometimes Xiao Lei can't help but maliciously guess that this idle uncle will not come to adopt him because he is greedy for his mother's inheritance Well, it's hard to say As for his father, Xiao Lei has never seen him, let alone who it is.
Probably the same as those romance dramas in the eight o'clock file, the mother is a single mother who was abandoned by bad men.
Because of his background, Xiao Lei has few friends at school, and it's not that he has a withdrawn personality, in all fairness, he is still a kind and gentle person, but he has been with Wu Daozi's lazy old bastard for too long, and Xiao Lei has also been contaminated with some lazy personalities.
Even when he saw a car accident somewhere on the road, he definitely didn't look around and took a detour.
Eighteen-year-old Xiao Lei is about 1.80 meters tall, which is very rare among southerners, because he has not had an easy life since he was a child, so he has never been fat, but he has developed a strong and strong body.
The appearance is ordinary, and it belongs to the kind of delicate and introverted type.
However, the now popular sunshine super handsome man, Xiao Lei, a more traditional and delicate shape, basically has no market.
Xiao Lei didn't care, he was used to it.
He doesn't care about what other people think about his life, and he doesn't care what others think or say.
On weekdays, I am a fool in school every day, my academic performance is not good or bad, I play with the computer in my spare time, practice taekwondo to vent my excess energy, and my life is not bad, in short, after passing this year's entrance examination, I was admitted to a third-rate university, and then I relied on part-time work to earn a little money, plus the inheritance left by my mother, it was enough for him to support him to find a job after graduating from college in the future.
Well, it's really not good, just learn to be a god stick like that old guy, draw a spirit rune every day, take a compass to show people feng shui, be a professional god stick, but also worry about food and clothing.
However, I heard that my uncle has gradually become famous in recent years, and there are many people who come to him every day to tell fortunes and see feng shui, and there are often high-end cars parked at the door of the house, and there is obviously no shortage of patronizing guests with quite status.
Probably because the richer people are, the more afraid they are of death, and they always want to do everything possible to calculate their own good luck.
Even if you know that you have been deceived, you can spend some money to buy a comfort.
Thinking of this, Xiao Lei let out a long sigh, stretched hard, smelled a burning smell in his nose, looked down at the black object in the pan, and cried out with a sad face: "Damn, I almost fried the poached egg" He finished his work with three or two strokes, threw breakfast on the table, and then ran to his uncle's door and kicked it hard.
The door was kicked open with a thud, and the messy room was like a kennel, a pile of dirty clothes piled up at the head of the bed, and a man lay on his back, covered with a sheet, and the room was filled with the smell of smoke and alcohol.
"Old guy, get up and eat" Xiao Lei roared coldly, turned around and walked out, pretending not to see a sock on Wu Daozi's head.
Sleeping until he puts his socks on top of his head, this is also considered his greatness The man on the bed turned over and moved very vigorously, but unfortunately he forgot that the bed he was lying on was too narrow, and he screamed and fell under the bed.
Holding his head and struggling, he picked up a tattered jar from the ground and pulled out a bamboo stick for fortune telling, looked at it carefully, pinched his fingers, shook his head and sighed: "Well, there is no trace and no trace, it is difficult to find near and far, and there is a storm on the ground, like laughing and crying."
That's it, this sign is unlucky.
It seems that today is not the right thing to do.
No wonder I woke up this morning with a terrible headache.
It seems that I've made a lot of progress lately.
With that, he rubbed his forehead vigorously with his hand, which had just knocked out a pimple.
As soon as he walked out of the door, he saw a table of hot food, and couldn't help but smile and said, "Good little Lei, it's not in vain that I love you." ” Seeing this unscrupulous old guy gobbling up, Xiao Lei shook his head with a wry smile.
Who is adopting whom, I originally thought that I had a relative and elder, but who knew that since Xiao Lei began to learn to do things a few years ago, he became this old guy's personal little butler.
Since Xiao Lei grew up a few years ago and was able to do housework, the old bastard has basically developed the habit of opening his mouth for food and stretching out his hands for clothes.
In the words of the old god: "Master, I also raised you, as a reward for my nurturing grace, and you will share part of the housework in the future, that is, laundry, cooking, and cleaning the room."
Xiao Lei once asked: "Since it's a share, then what do you share?"
The old god stick burped loudly at that time, and said unashamedly: "The thing I share is to wear the clothes you washed, eat the food you cooked, and live in the room you cleaned by the way." ` put on his shoes, dropped a sentence: "I'm going to school", took his bag and was about to go out, and Wu Daozi drank a sentence later: "Wait." ” "What are you doing" Xiao Lei immediately turned back vigilantly and said: "I will come back very late tonight, and I don't have time to make you sauce and marinated elbows" Wu Daozi rolled his eyes and said lightly, "Your uncle and I are going to travel far today, go out with Taoist friends, and visit the aura of heaven and earth, uh, you can take care of yourself these days."
I lost a sum of money in the cabinet, you are careful, if the money is not enough to spend" After thinking about it, his eyes rolled slightly, and he said lightly: "Then you will starve yourself."
Also, don't forget to look at the shop, in my absence, you can take care of the shop's business, anyway, you can do my best, tell a fortune and look at a hexagram or something, fool those rich people, it's enough. ” Xiao Lei didn't say a word, just rolled his eyes and left.
It's just a god stick who cheats money when he goes out, and he really thinks of himself as a master in the world, pretending to be doing something about traveling Well, it can't be that you owe someone else a gambling debt and want to run away, uh, it seems possible.
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But speaking of which, this old guy ran away, and he was so easy that he didn't have to take care of this lazy pig guy like a maid every day.
Thinking of this, Xiao Lei's mood improved again.
"Circle your famous scolding three-character scripture, this lazy old bastard, Master Zu let go of a thunder to hack you" Xiao Lei scolded secretly with hatred, then looked at the sky, and said: "Sin, sin, Master Zu is above, I am not cursing that guy."
It's just that he is also your disciple, if you don't punish him a little, you will also lose the face of your grandfather. ” Important reminder, please be sure to bookmark this book: